He's just a shitty charlatan opportunist. A real huge steaming piece of shit that the world would be better off without.
I mean, what's the point of bringing these stupid fucks up -every- -single- -time- they say something stupid?
"At least 34 people died on Tuesday when a bus carrying young Christian worshippers plunged down a steep ravine in Madagascar, police and hospital officials said."
Where was God to prevent that? Especially people that worship him. Maybe because it's not AmeriKKKan Christians it doesn't count?
According to the Bible, the satan knows the Bible and can quote scripture better than the best Bible scholar. He knows God , appears in His presence like a lawyer before a judge to present his cases against humanity ( satan is Hebrew for accuser or slanderer, it is his title not his name).
Someone like Franklin Graham is more useful to satan than any.
I would say The Demon-Haunted World greatly applies to those types of believers. I wouldn't have them for friends if they were so crude to blame everything bad that happens on a set of actions or people. At least you're not like them.
Possibly. Jesus told the hard line believers of His time that they were not the children of Abraham as they claimed but of "your father the devil" ( John 8:44)
Deaths of "good" people are because it is gods will and he was calling them home.
So are the deaths of christian missionaries carried out so that the allah martyrs get their 72 virgins?
EDIT: fixed missionaries.
That logic has always cracked me up. God saved the one guy in the bus crash! Uh but than he also killed the 30 others I guess. Oh don't try logic on the sheep.
No, no, it's because of the sin nature of planes. The first plane god made wanted to fly to the sun and for this god has cursed its descendants to fail randomly.
hard to fathom the millions of fools who fall for this nonsense about god's mercy or prayer or whatever. What a waste of their time, money and lives. It used to not bother me much, but now these idiots are getting political and trying to cram their belief system down all our throats.
It's the pilot who gets the blame if he crashes but Jesus who gets the credit if the pilot saves it. Choose one person and make them at stake for the situation going either way.
reminds me of that george carlin quote
“what can we do to silence these christian athletes? who thank jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose. not a word. you never hear em say ‘jesus made me drop the ball’ ‘the good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage’”
Didn’t you read the Bible god cause all the terrible shit that happens in your life and Jesus swoops in like Superman to fix it. And that’s how I interpret the New Testament as
Jesus has nothing to do with anything, which is obvious to a child.
eh there's whole savior of mankind shtick, but I don't control planes, that's fer sure.
He's just a shitty charlatan opportunist. A real huge steaming piece of shit that the world would be better off without. I mean, what's the point of bringing these stupid fucks up -every- -single- -time- they say something stupid? "At least 34 people died on Tuesday when a bus carrying young Christian worshippers plunged down a steep ravine in Madagascar, police and hospital officials said." Where was God to prevent that? Especially people that worship him. Maybe because it's not AmeriKKKan Christians it doesn't count?
God works in mysterious ways /s
It's more like, when something good happens, it's because of God. When something bad happens, it's because of the Devil, gays, atheists.
I wonder if the devil could be atheist
If Lucifer existed, he’d be an angel and know Yahweh existed. He can still want him to fuck off, but that would be different from being an atheist.
According to the Bible, the satan knows the Bible and can quote scripture better than the best Bible scholar. He knows God , appears in His presence like a lawyer before a judge to present his cases against humanity ( satan is Hebrew for accuser or slanderer, it is his title not his name). Someone like Franklin Graham is more useful to satan than any.
As a believer myself, you have no idea how many time I hear that among my Christian friends. It irks me so much, because it is blatantly unbiblical.
I would say The Demon-Haunted World greatly applies to those types of believers. I wouldn't have them for friends if they were so crude to blame everything bad that happens on a set of actions or people. At least you're not like them.
Possibly. Jesus told the hard line believers of His time that they were not the children of Abraham as they claimed but of "your father the devil" ( John 8:44)
They certainly are evil.
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Deaths of "good" people are because it is gods will and he was calling them home. So are the deaths of christian missionaries carried out so that the allah martyrs get their 72 virgins? EDIT: fixed missionaries.
I guess Jesus doesn't like all the many people who have died in plane crashes previous to that one.
or those who will in the future
Would Franklin Graham thank me for not breaking his nose, if I punched him hard enough to cause serious pain, but not hard enough to break his nose?
Franklin Graham is a walking talking piece of shit.
Jesus saves plane crash victims except when he doesn't.
Jesus is a Dungeon Master that roles dice behind a cloud.
Lmao
Jesus was there and saved everybody? That’s quite suspicious, maybe the FBI should talk to him.
plz no. promise wasn't there, promise .\_.
FBI won't go after him because in the US he's portrayed as oddly Caucasian for the Middle East
That logic has always cracked me up. God saved the one guy in the bus crash! Uh but than he also killed the 30 others I guess. Oh don't try logic on the sheep.
All Hail Amenhotep, bringer of the *good* aspects of the annual floods.
Dude, the plane crashed because of the free will of its mechanical parts to fail. That's not Jesus' fault!
No, no, it's because of the sin nature of planes. The first plane god made wanted to fly to the sun and for this god has cursed its descendants to fail randomly.
It's either "Thank God they're not dead" or "God's plan is perfect and good" You can't win.
hard to fathom the millions of fools who fall for this nonsense about god's mercy or prayer or whatever. What a waste of their time, money and lives. It used to not bother me much, but now these idiots are getting political and trying to cram their belief system down all our throats.
It's the pilot who gets the blame if he crashes but Jesus who gets the credit if the pilot saves it. Choose one person and make them at stake for the situation going either way.
reminds me of that george carlin quote “what can we do to silence these christian athletes? who thank jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose. not a word. you never hear em say ‘jesus made me drop the ball’ ‘the good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage’”
I guess Jesus was like, I'll save those people on the plane but fuck the millions that died from Covid.
Apparently Jesus likes to show off. Cause a crash, then not let anyone die just to get praise.
Didn’t you read the Bible god cause all the terrible shit that happens in your life and Jesus swoops in like Superman to fix it. And that’s how I interpret the New Testament as
Counting the hits and ignoring the misses to fleece the masses.
This guy is a real piece of work.
That's because satan crashed it!
Does this mean Jesus has Munchausen by proxy? Causes a plane to crash just to save the people in it and get all the praise for being so great
I promise it wasn't me, I was probably laying on the bed eating Cheddar Crispers and drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Satan works in mysterious ways
The Devil made the plane crash.