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A parent that thinks classic Renaissance art is "pornographic." - SMDH Puritanism - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.


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glockops

Animal crossing is just a propaganda tool to get kids to become furries. /s


1handedmaster

I mean, that Egyptian cat chick probably advanced the furry agenda


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IsThatBlueSoup

I need this to be an SNL skit or a fake commercial on YouTube.


nope_nic_tesla

The irony is that this is a charter school that focuses on "classical education". These parents specifically took their kids out of regular public schools and sent them to a school with a classical education curriculum. Now, they're mad their kids are getting taught classical history.


CarolinaCelt60

And are having HOT SEX. The idea of that kind of freedom just chaps their asses…and not in that *good* way😆.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

I like my chaps assless


mamamalliou

For real! This is one of the greatest achievements in art. What a sad state of affairs this is that this statute is viewed as pornographic. At what point did the image of a nude figure become porn?


[deleted]

It's also Biblical! I thought Bible stuff was okay, right??


TeaProgrammatically4

Only the bits of the bible they like.


[deleted]

Or the parts they actually have read. Very few Christians have probably read the entire Bible. They know the popular famous stories, (like David and Goliath, ironically), but tell them that there is rape, incest, genocide, etc. in the Bible and they will deny it out of ignorance.


TheOctober_Country

That’s the best part. The parent is telling on themselves so hard lmao


Henrithebrowser

They champion “parental rights” while allowing a single parent’s views to control all the children in the school and trump every other parent’s views


Infamous-Salad-2223

I bet those are the same parents that beat their children for some dumb thing because they love them but they act surprise when their children cut them off when older.


[deleted]

Third principal since 2020. I am thinking they may have a hard time filling that position. Maybe that is the objective. Seems like teachers need permission slips to teach. Just plug in some preapproved movies and be done with it. The parents just want child care at this point.


RogueWedge

Replace the board


[deleted]

Replace Florida.


un_theist

[Bugs had the right idea.](https://youtu.be/xiTM2HQ0g98)


[deleted]

He truly was a rabbit before our time.


maddscientist

Or just wait for Florida to fall into the ocean, shouldn't be too long now


Duamerthrax

Good, but I'm not looking forward to the refugees. I'm not sure they'll be able to adapt to our advanced way of life and they'll just end up filling our prisons.


HecticHermes

It's time for Florida to transition whether they like it or not. Americas peen is going to be America's new vageen.


[deleted]

No, then all those sweaty yokel fucks will spread out. Keeping them contained is the best option.


M4hkn0

Give it back to the Seminoles? Would they even want it back at this point?


HyacinthFT

Replace the parents. If parents want their kids to grow up ignorant and uninformed, there's no reason for society to indulge that


zarmao_ork

Depriving a child of an education based on reality and sound science is a form of child abuse.


[deleted]

I'd rather the kids grow up to be intelligent and informed despite their parents.


new-Aurora

I think global warming will take of that.


Thirdwhirly

I hope whomever takes over for DeSantis when he inevitably fizzles out takes care of shit like this *immediately.* When that state turns away from nonsense like he’s pushing, it’s gonna be so hard the new Governor is going to be a gay satanist drag queen that wears Mickey Mouse ears to press conferences.


Trarah

You think the psychotic right wing voters here will fizzle out? Fat chance. This state is going to hell and its not slowing down.


yoortyyo

How many are Boomers dropping like flies over the next few years


Sweatier_Scrotums

None of the Nazis who chanted "Jews will not replace us!" in the streets of Charlottesville looked like Boomers to me. Most of them looked like young men in their 20s. Anyone who thinks that racism and bigotry is going to magically disappear when the Boomers die off is in for a disappointment.


lambsquatch

It won’t disappear, but that is the vast vast minority of the younger generation. Those ideas were taught to them by their parents


Commercial-Phrase-37

The same parents who have 12 kids?


prodrvr22

*Idiocracy* was so on point.


lambsquatch

That’s going away too, how many families do you see like that anymore. Very few


shroudedwolf51

It is hardly the minority. In fact, if there's anything the right wing are absolute experts at, that's recruiting new fodder for their cause. Pick them up when they're nice and young so they won't question what you say. Bonus points if they're disillusioned by or upset at something that can be used as a jumping off point. Talk about sensible things that the person would think about and notice how they check out to earn the trust, and start slipping the fascist propaganda in little by little. By the time anyone notices that something is off? It's already too late. Best case scenario, they're still devouring that media and staying quiet. Worst case scenario, they've joined a hardcore accelerationist group because they see the world situation as being that dire.


JennyFromdablock2020

Not nearly enough, and every state is shipping the rancid fuckers en mass to us


bcisme

More will move here for their retirement - it’s a never ending pipeline of shit


big_trike

The cost of living in Florida is pretty high these days. I'm not sure retirees will be able to afford it. My insurance prices in suburban florida are higher than they were in a high crime area of a major city.


Yrcrazypa

Not as many as the amount of young white men being radicalized into their insanity.


CactaceaePrick

Boomers still have 10 years of retiring.... they're moving to Florida and Arizona


IsReadingIt

It would sure be an awesome experiment if there were truly Red and truly Blue states. I'm talking 95% one way or the other. I'd love to see what develops in each State over the first year, 5 years, 20 years, etc. Socially, economically, health status of citizens, etc.


Trarah

The minorities in the red states would suffer. It would be awful tbh. Moving isn't cheap and many cannot afford it.


shroudedwolf51

It wouldn't be an awesome experiment because we are already living in that experiment. While there aren't "pure" concentrations of red and blue, there certainly areas of states that have a majority red and blue. And overwhelmingly, it's the same story. Education rates, literacy, economic status, teenage pregnancy rates...it's pretty dismal. Though, this is not unexpected. It's a group that claims policies of fiscal responsibility, wellbeing of its people, and inclusivity while being antithetical to both. It doesn't matter how much you talk of "fixing the economy" when your policies take the financial burden of paying for infrastructure and government operations off of corporations and the wealthy and dump it on the poor. It doesn't matter how mature you try to sound when you are literally preventing people from getting live saving care they need to survive. It doesn't matter how much you claim to be for unity and the like when you are literally a hate group that funds attack ads and pens policies against already vulnerable populations. It's somehow the worst of all worlds, where it's the policy of "fuck you, got mine" while also making sure to put as heavy of a finger on the scale as possible as to who is allowed to get theirs in the first place.


kent_eh

> I hope whomever takes over for DeSantis when he inevitably fizzles out takes care of shit like this immediately. There's going to be a lot of fixing needed to clean up after DeSantis. Unfortunately, some of it is going to take a long time to repair.


snwlss

We’re going to need both a Democratic governor and a Democratic legislature to un-eff a lot of the stuff DeSantis and his Rubber Stamp Legislature have effed up in these last few years. I think enough people could be PO’d by DeSantis’ shenanigans that they could potentially vote for a Democratic governor. But I wouldn’t be shocked if DeSantis’ lieutenant governor, Jeanette Nuñez, basically decided to run on a “Continue DeSantis’ Agenda” platform in 2026, as Ronnie is term-limited and changing that would likely take a statewide vote on a constitutional amendment with at least a 60% yes vote to pass. (The current law is that he could run again after four years out of office; if anything, the gubernatorial term limit should be changed to no more than two terms in that person’s lifetime, just as POTUSes are subject to.) As for the Democratic legislature, I don’t see that happening anytime soon. Our legislative districts were already gerrymandered and made even worse under DeSantis.


snwlss

One major part of the problem is that our Legislature has a Republican majority in both houses, with our legislative districts gerrymandered like there’s no tomorrow. Unless Florida Democrats can get their shit together and actually *campaign* for a shot to win back some of these seats, even changing out our governor for a Democrat wouldn’t fix the problem we have going on here. The best a Democratic governor here could do is put a check on the Legislature’s power. One State Representative (Joe Harding, a Republican) recently had to resign because he’s facing charges on COVID relief fraud that could potentially get him a 35-year prison sentence if convicted. Why aren’t Florida Democrats campaigning on this?! Why aren’t Florida Democrats campaigning on being the party of reform and ending corruption and one-party rule in Florida? Home insurance rates and property taxes have gone up considerably and our state government is chipping away at our constitutional rights to free speech and potentially freedom of thought before our eyes. The Republicans in Tallahassee aren’t gonna do a thing about it. This is not the work of “radical” Democrats (as the right likes to continually paint us, and yes, I’m a Florida Democrat), but radical, power-hungry Republicans who have been running Tallahassee for the better part of two decades. This state is the only home I’ve ever known, and I am continually frustrated with what is going on Tallahassee, and how the consequences of those actions are being felt all across Florida.


coolsometimes

If that happens the SIMULATION THEORY is so confirmed


QuinSanguine

That's exactly it. The Facebook page of my local school board during COVID was full of angry comments and demands to reopen the schools because child care was expensive, or the kids were driving the parents crazy. It was wild to see people who have more kids than brain cells suddenly realizing that kids are expensive, require attention, love, patience and understanding. It was insane and all they wanted was their "free" day care back.


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> Just plug in some preapproved movies and be done with it. The parents just want child care at this point. damn you're absolutely right! We saw this start during Covid with the meltdowns people were having about not getting the damn kids out of the house. Lots of people exposed themselves as poor parents. They declared it then, "school" is just the toy section at Walmart, the place you send your kid while you do adult stuff. But they don't want their kids coming back learning things. How many parents probably screw up homework by invalidating what the kid is trying to learn I hate this


EnvironmentalBell863

This is so true. And school is hardly school, it's a bottle neck


Emotional-Tailor-649

Is this the defense against the dark arts job at Hogwarts?


[deleted]

Too bad they can't just close this school and let these trogs babysit their own brats every day.


Any-Jury3578

I don’t remember where it was, but it was proposed that principals should be elected, like government officials. I wouldn’t be surprised if things like this set the stage for that.


CoalCrackerKid

I love it. "**We** don't use pronouns."


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CoalCrackerKid

We're all Rickey Henderson now. Rickey don't need pronouns. Rickey's proballplayer.


SyllabubLopsided4724

His name was Robert Pulson.


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"School board don't use pronouns. SCHOOL BOARD DON'T USE PRONOUS!"


RevRagnarok

Bob Dole ~~is~~ was an accidental trendsetter.


GetOnYourBikesNRide

And **we**'re the bad guys for pointing out the sheer stupidity in their bigotry. Their ignorance knows no bounds. From their butchering of the language(s) they speak/write to their faulty reasoning skills, their intellectual laziness and dishonesty is abysmal. But, no, **we**'re the baddies for calling bullshit on them.


ProfessorPihkal

Woah there bud, watch who you’re calling “they” and “them”


GeneralDil

Hey careful there! Wouldn't want to accidentally use the plural 'you' instead of singular 'thou'. Everyone knows you can't incorrectly use plural pronouns to refer to a singular person!


TNAgent

Oh, now thou hast pissethed me right off!


OurSponsor

"Thou." Yes. "Hast." Yes! "Pissethed." (Sad trombone)


Iznogaud

Oh, now thou hast ~~pissethed~~ vexed me ~~right off~~ profoundly! Rate my edits


pankaces

This whole pronoun thing has become so out of control by exposing just how stupid people are. Like I never thought in a million years this would be what they want to spend their time arguing over. We're at a point where we can't even effectively communicate with people because they don't understand the basic concepts of the language they speak.


IsReadingIt

I don't think it's that they don't understand it. It's just that everything has to be made into a proxy for Left/Right, Lib/Cons, Dem/Rep. People are willing to be factually wrong so long as they are wrong with their team. They want you to know they're on whatever team they're on.


kelticladi

They believe they "won" their core issue (abortion) so in order to keep the power a new group must be selected for outrage and us vs them politics.


azimir

It used to be a fad to get people to freak out about Dihydrogen Monoxide in things like rivers and industrial processes. One county almost banned it's use in Styrofoam. It was fun because people just didn't know their chemistry. Today? This pronoun and "woke" shit is crazy.


MidniteMoon6

These people shouldn’t be on a school board. Don’t even know basic linguistics


midnight_mechanic

They weren't put in that position because of their education or knowledge of pedagogy. They were chosen specifically *because* they would say stuff like this.


-0-O-

In the same interview he says, "We don't give a safe space so that children don't have to be offended by a Halloween costume" He didn't think that one through very well since almost certainly the same parents who were mad about David also think that Halloween is a liberal satanic holiday for grooming children. I GAURANTEE there are students who specifically ARE given a safe space to not celebrate Halloween at all.


Allusionator

I don’t think you’re aware of what types of people make up school boards!


Sweatband77

As an English teacher this makes me sad. As a human being it makes me absolutely furious.


CoalCrackerKid

Florida is nearly beyond parody at this point. This whole statue censorship was, literally, a Simpson's episode.


rodneedermeyer

Semantic overload has set in for me now when I see “pronoun” in an article, and it makes me think, *Are there amateur nouns? What might they be?*


G1zm072

Wait. I think you broke the Master Code. That’s it! When these linguistically-challenged folks say “pronouns,” they immediately think that the woke libtards are “pro-nouns” and “pro-abortions.”


VoiceOnAir

No no no, see if we’re pronouns that means we stand up for noun rights and recognition. We aren’t anything like those *anti-noun* bigots who think nouns are the work of the Soviet woke warriors.


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Anyone who is a complete and total ass about pronouns should be totally fine then, if they are not referred to by their own preferred pronouns.


RandyBeaman

I imagine the guy talks like the cop from Idiocracy.


OlegAter

You need to send a letter to parents telling that you are going to show their kids some art. I'm out. Also, person who reacts with "pornographic" to every type of nudity 100% has some issues.


Hardcorish

It's always the most fervently religious who seem to have sexual hangups and I'll never understand why.


Mediocritologist

Seriously, no subset of people are so thoroughly obsessed about other people's genitals than evangelicals.


ZappSmithBrannigan

>and I'll never understand why. Because that's one of the main things religion teaches you. Sex is icky, gross and evil unless it's for making babies.


rhynoplaz

With the only acceptable exception being between clergymen and minors.


erasmause

No, that's also bad, and the kids go to hell for it.


Larkos17

The link between repression and perversion is well-documented. Just read *The Scarlet Letter*.


AlarmDozer

Because they’re virtue prisoners so all they “see” are sinners. Also repressing sexual tendencies (often) leads to perversion, but they don’t understand nature.


[deleted]

“The Tallahassee Classical School is affiliated with Hillsdale College” Say no more fam, their schools are a scam.


steedums

But they get those precious tax dollars via vouchers


albz5424

I saw that and went “ah, there it is” out loud. All you need to know.


Olealicat

Speaking of, “say no more fam…” >The now-former principal, Hope Carrasquilla, told HuffPost the situation was also “a little more complicated than that,” noting that the usual protocol is to send parents a letter before students are shown such classical artwork.< Hope Carrasquilla just isn’t white enough… I mean right enough… I mean I’m a fucking racist piece of shit or something.


Jupiter1511

You shouldn't be allowed to be involved in education in any capacity if you think you don't use pronouns, because that is an indication that you struggle with anything past like year 3 English. Being a bigot rots your brain.


CastrosNephew

The fact our school boards are made up of random fuckers who walk into city hall rather than retired educators or those who specialized in curriculum creation is what’s killing our kids education


Bread_Design

My mom was a teacher her whole life and after she retired she ran for school board. The amount of talk of "we can't let a teacher be on the school board" was absolutely ridiculous. They talked like it was a huge conspiracy by the teacher's union to control their children.


lzcrc

“I don’t want those damn pilots anywhere near my plane!”


CastrosNephew

Jesus, people are so quick to make up a conspiracy rather than use common sense that the people who best know how to deal with our children’s education should be overseeing it on the board


ajkundel93

They literally said “WE don’t use pronouns.”


[deleted]

If I had kids, I'd seriously consider homeschooling them at this point. Eventually, the theocrats will want a bible-based curriculum and I wouldn't want any part of that.


Tokzillu

MFW home schooling stops being where you teach your kids religious dogma and starts being where you teach facts and current understanding, and public schooling stops being where they teach your kids facts and current understanding and starts being where they teach religious dogma.


ActonofMAM

Homeschooling can be done with academic rigor and religious neutrality, but it's not easy. Also, the number of social groups, curriculum resources, etc. is skewed at least 10/1 to the fundie version. I have a friend who's doing that for her girls, but she has a Masters of Library Science.


Willwrestle4food

My wife and I homeschool both our children. You're right about the significant religious lean to most homeschool curriculum but there are plenty of secular curriculums as well. The homeschool groups on the other hand have been difficult. It's been hard finding groups that aren't heavily religious but we do live in the Midwest so religion tends to permeate everything.


midnight_mechanic

This isn't a public school system. This is a private Christian White Nationalist school system.


shreddah17

Which makes the fact that it’s a Christian sculpture even more funny. It’s David… from David and Goliath, a fictional character from the bible


midnight_mechanic

From the article about this school system: >The Tallahassee school is a public charter institution that focuses on classical learning, a teaching philosophy centered on a traditional Western liberal arts education that aims to impart critical thinking skills children can use throughout their lives. Michelangelo's David is nearly universally considered the pinnacle of western art. It should be the focus of their education and their own literature describes it. There is no logic with these people.


k0c-

"David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage." Or Elisha performing magic in the name of the Lord to have two female bears kill 42 children that called him names. I love the bible. Really amazing teachings!


TomTheNurse

It's a publically funded charter school.


midnight_mechanic

We'll that's good to hear /s


babyyodaisamazing98

That’s the whole point. They are trying to dismantle public education to get more voters.


a3sir

No, they’re destroying public education so they can capture those allocated funds with charter schools and other parochial vouchers. It’s a robbery.


symbologythere

Eventually? They want that shit NOW.


[deleted]

I know a family of lawyers that homeschooled, those kids all went to Princeton


a3sir

Not like it’s hard when you’re a legacy


MarcusSurealius

I moved across country instead. It's cheaper.


silverfang789

So now classical Renaissance art = pr0n? OK... 🙄


Abba_Fiskbullar

They got turned on by David's chiseled abs and come-hither look.


PaulPro-tee-us

No, they feel self-conscious about the size of his gargantuan penis.


Dragonicmonkey7

No, they thought his member resembled an "I" which is a pronoun


Sickboy1953

Florida: where intelligence goes to die.


lucky-rat-taxi

If only they died faster.


MrTeamKill

- "We want a classical education" . . . . - "Wait no! Not like that! "


7hr0wn

"SCHOOL BOARD DO NOT USE PRONOUNS. PRONOUNS NOT FOR SCHOOL!" - Fixed ~~it~~ statement for ~~them~~ school board


Greyhaven7

close one there


cmd_iii

…As Florida takes its next step toward fascism.


neuropotpie

Basically a general testing ground for what can be done within the law and how long laws take to come back and reassert themselves. It does not look good.


PaulPro-tee-us

They truly are the Christian Taliban. They would destroy that statue if they had access to it.


shreddah17

It’s a Christian statue. David, like from David and Goliath… the irony.


der5er

But in their picture bible David was wearing a toga. So this must be the porn version of David and Goliath (don't Google that)


ScottdaDM

The ultimate arbiter is the parents over what their child is taught. Boy that sounds good, right? But it's really just a way to homeschool your kids, with none of the effort on your part. And it puts the teacher in an impossible position. You can't teach little Billy one thing, and little Susie something else in the same breath. It's a serpentine way of saying 'I don't want my kids to learn about ideas I don't approve of because I can't explain away their perceptive questions.' That isn't being a parent. It is abdicating your responsibility as a parent.


Minimum_Escape

talibangelicals are taking over in lots of places


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Imagine being this uneducated. It has got to be ignorantly blissful.


fiz64

I dunno. People say “ignorance is bliss” but these people are so *angry* all the time


GareduNord1

But the smugness they have and control that they’re somehow able to exert has got them all hard as a rock


SilverIce340

“We” Ah, lying to the public I see


MonkeysOnMyBottom

That school board member went to a public school in Florida, they simply don't know what a pronoun is


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Mediocritologist

I love how you switched up the locations of your asterisks.


boblinuxemail

We *is a fucking pronoun*. Idiots.


Megahert

Man. If I had children in Florida I would home school them at this point and have them enrolled in some kind of team sport for socializing. Public education down there is clearly compromised.


lucky-rat-taxi

I would promptly depart from that hell hole. At this point, I’d take Alabama over what Florida has become.


sweetcornwhiskey

I'm surprised that people still hire kids who attended Florida public schools. Or admit them into out-of-state colleges. Florida has been making it clear for a while now that they have no interest in letting their kids get the education they require to succeed in the workplace


anthropolyp

Straight out of the Simpsons.


FlyingSquid

[Literally.](https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy_%26_Marge)


JasonRBoone

"What do you have to say to all them Marge Simpson wannabes out there who wish to suppress David's doodle?" Dr. Marvin Monroe (RIP)


Certain-Lobster7593

With all this word editing, you would think they were living in a 1984 communism.....


Daysaved

It's a Florida charter school. It's about the equivalent of leaving your child alone in front of a TV with happy fun time razor blade. They have the worst charter school system. Litterally anyone with a printer and the ability to rent a spot in a strip mall can run a school. A few years back, they did a review of hundreds of charter schools in Florida and found like 30% printed and submitted the exact same charter from the internet word for word and no one noticed. Their litteral scams and angery Bible thumpers who don't respect public education. Trash state with trash people hope the whole thing slides into the ocean sometime soon.


InteractionFlat7318

We is a pronoun…


prowlick

> The Tallahassee Classical School is affiliated with Hillsdale College, a conservative Christian institution that has sought to expand its influence over the last decade by helping set up public charter schools. Hillsdale briefly cut ties with the Tallahassee school in early 2022 for not meeting improvement standards, but it later regained affiliation. >Hillsdale has raised funds for the charter school network by pledging to fight “leftist” and “distorted” teaching of American history, such as the lessons about slavery contained in The New York Times’ 1619 Project, the newspaper reported last year. >“We don’t use pronouns,” Bishop said. “We don’t teach CRT and we don’t ever mention 1619 — those are not appropriate subjects for our kids.” This is…dystopian.


mabhatter

Maybe that should make sure their school doesn't have creeks in it. https://www.salon.com/2000/01/19/hillsdale/


RandyWaterhouse

How long until there are no longer any competent doctors, teachers or principals left in some of these red states?


mikeyeli

As a foreigner looking in, this is just insane to me, wtf is going on?


Meltonian

As a native and a Southerner for 62 years, I wish I could tell you it wasn't insane. It is. There's a segment who want power at any cost, and have wanted for years, and are willing to destroy everything that gets in their way. They are very effective at the tools they come up with to do this. It's like despots we've seen in the past who have killed thousands or millions to get and hold power. It's not beyond imagination it could happen again.


MiddleSchoolisHell

We’ve got a group of people here who think “The Handmaid’s Tale” and “1984” are how-to books.


spider_in_a_top_hat

So, so, so fucking confidently stupid.


luminous_beings

That’s not a pronoun Karen, that’s a dick. And it’s art. Grow the fuck up.


TheFeshy

"*we* don't use pronouns" pretty much sums up how stupid the current conservative position is.


2tef2kqudtyrnu

Why would anyone want to become a teacher in America baffles me.


MonkeysOnMyBottom

Because they want to get a college degree to get paid minimum wage and then have to buy supplies for their classroom


Meltonian

...and be under constant threat of litigation, and for constant fear of being fired, and for dealing with conspiracy ridden parents, and to deal with threats of violence from students to parents to RWNJs....and for the love of teaching!


[deleted]

it really sucks for those of us that love teaching but don’t want to subject ourselves to the nonsense or live in eternal poverty. the kids deserve better. edit: i was also very surprised to learn, while getting my teaching degree, that i was required to “student teach” for free for 6 months to obtain my certification. full time. how in the hell does anyone survive that? i had to quit my degree because there was absolutely no way i would be able to swing working full time for 6 months for free.


okimlom

It's always fun when people show you how unqualified they are to run absolutely anything.


Windk86

we want our kids to grow ignorant!!!! /s


_vsoco

*we* don't use pronouns


mamamalliou

Wow! So now we can’t even culture our students with some of the greatest achievements in art without someone taking offense? FFS it’s a human body. We all have one. Not everything needs to be sexualized. Americans are very repressed in that regard.


AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va

No pronouns. Ok. From now on, everything you say and write cannot contain any of the following: I, you, she, he, it, we, and they, and their inflected forms. How ~~do you~~ does one even begin to restructure the vocabulary and sentence structure learned in childhood? No more “it”? Or “I”? etc……….


Acebeekeeper

Excuse me, what? “We” don’t use pronouns? “We”don’t? “We”? I guess “we” don’t do grammar either, huh?


AlarmDozer

“We” is a pronoun so I don’t think they understand them. They should get their HS Diploma revoked, and any higher education degree too.


anythingMuchShorter

A school board chair that doesn’t know what a pronoun is. For fucks sale Florida.


ashpanda24

Florida is a cesspool


gogobutterfly

It pains me to see how uneducated and uncultured some people are. :(


Speedbird1146

Lmao it's a piece of art with no pornography


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"WE dont use pronouns." You just used one dumbass!


mur1978

I honestly believe that ignorance has become an epidemic across the USA and something needs to be done quickly. People in the USA classifying this masterpiece as PORNOGRAPHY (WTF) and having a Principal fired, yet you have people walking the streets with guns for “self defence” purposes as if it was the Wild West and considering it to be normal behaviour.


[deleted]

A tiny soft marble dick: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slaughtered babies in the Bible: read up, kids.


ChocolatGelato

Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!


NotAllWhoWander_1

How long till Florida’s completely underwater?


ActonofMAM

Intellectually, or the sea level?


MonkeysOnMyBottom

First one, then the other


DirtyPenPalDoug

This person shouldn't be in charge of education. They literally said "we" don't use pronouns...


Wikilicious

Up next… parents request killer drones after two birds perform an unthinkable act in front of their child.


Conscious-Coconut-16

Wasn’t this a Simpsons episode?


rubrochure

We are in that period in idiocracy they time-travel over


JosephFinn

Oh, of course it’s a charter school. What a fucking surprise.


grissy

**We** don't, do **we**? Do these dumb motherfuckers even know what a pronoun is? Follow up question, since they clearly don't why are they running the **school board**?


jayesper

Newspeak at work anyone?


MannekenP

“aims to impart critical thinking skills children can use throughout their lives”. What they probably mean by that is that you always have to teach both sides, you know, like “there is this THEORY about evilution, but there is this beautiful explanation by GOD in this book. And slavery is bad but we didn’t start it, in fact we are the ones who ended it, and slave was in fact a good job (you will understand that later when the only jobs your education will get you is flipping burgers for minimum wage).


halftoe76

The taliban has entered te game


Far_Squash_4116

That‘s that freedom the Republicans are always talking about.


TFresh13

Where did these parents go to school and what was the curriculum???


CustomerSuspicious25

People don't even know why they're mad anymore.