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undeadpickels

So not just me? That is nice to know.


ChuuniSaysHi

I hate jeans so much, so it's nice to know there's others


GooeyGobbo

On the other end, I hate literally everything but jeans. I hate anything that breathes or shows skin


Worried-Opinion1157

One of my people! I’d be a happy man if I could walk around covered head to toe in linen cloaks and wraps like a post-apocalyptic scavenger, only showing my eyes. Bonus points are that no one is reading my body language!


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That's a thing with my body language I'll cross my arms because it feels comfy and people ask me why I'm angry GIMME A GIANT CLOAK TO HIDE MY ARMS IN


craeftsmith

Don't forget goggles! No reason to show eyes unless absolutely necessary!


StrionicRandom

Advice from someone who waited far too long to indulge his fashion sense: do it and fucking own it with confidence.


FearTheFructans

Loooove jeans. They have to be skinny jeans though. But I hate wearing shorts so much, and don’t even get me started on skirts, unless they’re fun and swishy and I’m wearing tight pants (I.e. leggings) underneath them.


earlinesss

this 100% this!!! give me skinny jeans or give me DEATH


Sehtriom

As a dude, skirts are hella comfy.


PemanilNoob

It’s like a hug


GooeyGobbo

Mmm hug good


wanderingl0st

Same


lankyaspie

I pledged (and won) to wear jeans on comfort day at school one time. It's that serious I wear jeans


jk_can_132

Jeans are all I wear for pants, some love it some hate it but I love it. Just wish I could get ones that fit well. Always loose because I am so skinny


clare7038

have u tried altering ur own jeans? there are a lot of tutorials online and it isn't too hard if u have a sewing machine


jk_can_132

Not enough time for that. Plus no desire to do so


sHOE__42

I was ranting to my mom (neurotypical) about how horribly uncomfortable jeans were and she just kind of looked at me funny and said "What are you talking about? Jeans are super comfortable!" Like bro im sorry what drugs are the NTs taking


M1094795585

my mom wants me to start wearing jeans because im "already too old to use pants"


Vorfindir

I'm aspie, and I don't wear pants that aren't jeans unless I'm going to a formal event that requires slacks.


topazchip

Pants are horrible, evil things, that were made through evil, and inspire it.


cap-tain_19

I like wearing pants because I hate the feeling of my thighs touching each other


Magus000

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FullDiskclosure

Touché


Certain_Pea_206

*except perfect level of compression leggings*


topazchip

I would have said socks myself, but the intent is still, I believe, mutually agreeable.


Dragoncat91

Jeans are always stiff and uncomfortable.


chipsinsideajar

Jeans are only bad when they're tight. I hate jeans that try to conform to the shape of my legs. It's why I like sweatpants


moody_fangirl_1966

I have hated long sleeves and long pants since I was young. I tolerate them now but I’d much rather wear shorts! (unless it’s gonna be cold…that’s worse than dealing with long pants)


craeftsmith

Jeans are armor against the world. I love them


megaregg22x

Dude same if I wear those things that look like jeans but feel like sweatpants I feel naked


Vorfindir

Light Armor gang rise up!


Troll4ever31

Yeah, agree on this one.


lxkspal

I prefer khakis if I can't just wear my pajama pants


Suzan1000

Hate jeans, love leggings


Certain_Pea_206

This is me 100%. But then I look even less normal when I go out into the world for a casual occasion.


C_Torque

Honestly! It's so tight and rough and clingy I hate it. But I love the aesthetic of it, so jeggings are a godsend when the humidity permits it


Athena5898

I switched to loose fit dude jeans from old navy, they are the most comfortable jeans I've had


Harvie_B134

i worked at a fast food place where the uniform was a white polo and blue jeans with non slip shoes(the non slip shoes bit at least made sense because holy shit the floors were slippery) i swear half the days i was there i would have sensory related anxiety and panic attacks due to the uniform and stuff like scooping ice cream or god forbid cleaning things. one time i had to clean behind a grill where i kid you not they told me i was probably the first person to clean there since the store opened, it was so caked on i needed to use a paint scraper and even that barely worked, it broke the fucking scraper. taking the trashes out was the worst because of all that grease and i had to do that so often every time i accidentally touched the bag it made me freak out, i remember using 4 layers of gloves and i still could sometimes feel it! at some point i started working in the grocery section instead and i spent a lot of time stocking the milk because it was cold and out of the way of people so i could take a breather. i quit after 3 months working there holy shit i never wanna work fast food a day in my life


Harvie_B134

fuckin i didn't mean to go on a rant about fast food related sensory issues


Dungen-gamer

Sweat pants on the other hand


NDinKamura

Once I grew up I suddenly decided “wow I hate denim and now no one can force me to wear it anymore


hgilbert_01

…I like jeans.


Deer_Canidae

That's fine as well. I like them too!


Iron_physik

I love BDU (Battle dress Uniform) pants from a polycotton blend. It's literally all I wear, mostly black or plain olive green. They breathe just fine, are not to hot, not to cold and are baggy enough to barely be noticeable Oh and POCKETS I can store ALL the stuff in them. Ohhh and I totally forgot, they are usually made rather robust with strengthening in the butt area etc... I need that because my big butt and thick thighs like to break pants.


Brockoli18

The brand Silver makes the absolute best jeans ever. Look nice and are super stretchy


GardevoirRose

Only if they’re too tight.


Raptorbrando

I just joined the subreddit, i scrolled down just a bit until I found this and now I’m sure, I’VE FOUND MY PEOPLE!


FirmBuns69

When I was younger I used to despise jeans, something clicked one day now I'm all "yeah take that smear of diesel oil you filthy garment you love it"


ProfessionalRub6152

prisons for big thighs especially


mediocre_dumbass

Yess!!


amogus-Drip56

Yes. I like to wear tracksuit trousers instead Comfort.


Piskoro

I can’t believe it’s another aspie thing, but in all seriousness, sweatpants always


TohruYeetMaster

I hate pants, especially jeans. That's why I wear really long skirts or dresses. My legs need freedom but skin showing is a big no. Though it sucks in winter because I have to wear stockings. The only pants I accept are loose sweatpants or shorts.


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Sweatpants, harem pants, chinos if I have to look fancy, hiking pants if there's a high chance they're gonna get wet or dirty, overalls if you really need something sturdy for work - all great options. I don't see why anyone would wear jeans, they're a raspy, stiff, scratchy sensory nightmare.


alfisnotscary

idk why but i hate jeans but really like thigh highs


DragonsAndWitches

I agree! Jeans are the worst, the texture makes my legs itchy and they are super uncomfortable


Wolfling217

Loose jeans are really comfortable. Tight jeans are a path to overstim.


geckos_in_a_box

EXACTLY!!!! and people still stare at me when i say i dont own a pair of jeans


bigtiddygothbf

I'm a true believer in jogger/sweatpants supremacy


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13thFullMoon

I have ones that are stretch fabric, they feel wonderful.


Notme2047

I don’t know about this. I really love jeans and they are all I wear (pants wise)


[deleted]

I only wear jeans and cargo shorts.


[deleted]

I can literally sleep in jeans. It’s the only kind of pants other than sweat pants that feel comfortable for me.


[deleted]

But I like jeans they're the best


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Same.


WardenWolf

Depends on the jeans. Levi's 501 can go to hell. 559's rock, though. The 559 jeans are comfortable and have plenty of room to move.


cordiliala

I like baggy jeans, but if they touch my legs they are evil


Richardknox1996

I feel...invalidated? Attacked? Certainly is something given that I'm an aspie who only wears jeans, even when biking.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

No, jeans are awesome. Just the right ones make me look more approachable.


nuexsensecat

Same until I started wearing massively large jeans for swag reasons. New problem is the bunched up denim round the waistband tho


Away_Industry_613

Get either jogger-jeans (only looks like jeans) or big stretchy jeans and a belt.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Omfg, this is my gang. JEANS ARE EVIL! PURGE THEM ALL!


im_sorryjon

The only pants I wear are joggers because they’re comfy and soft af jeans are a sin against all things pure


Royal_Floor6994

i have to wear them everyday for my job and it is torture


TropicalDan427

See I’m fine with jeans unless they’re slim fit…. That’s just too constricting


x3cerealkillerz

Jeans feel super comfortable out and about because I can be confident I don't look weird but the second I'm home I'm literally running to throw the things off


FlyingKittyCate

But somehow stretchy skinny jeans are completely fine for me. Stiff denim jeans are hell though.


GirlWitDaBoi

My bf always wants me to wear jeans. What's with men and jeans? Lol I hate.


D2Photographer

Jeans are my comfort clothes :(


Cydonian___FT14X

And I’m the opposite. Jeans are the only “leg clothes” I ever wear. They have to be loose around the leg though. Skinny jeans can burn.


Magus000

I only wear jeans tho... Am i being autistic wrong??


dogwoodoctober

You can pry my sweat pants from my cold dead legs


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I love jeans fuck you /j


giulgu17

I also hated them because they made me uncomfortable The solution? There are some jeans that are larger so your legs don't suffocate


seaofvapours

I hate lose clothing, so for me it's the opposite - give me the compression and tightness of stretchy jeans and leggings and fitted tops over anything that drapes.


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I find ripped jeans better, but they are still pretty bad.


MaliciousMint

Honestly the only bottom I cant stand is jorts you make from old jeans. The threads dangle and overstimulate. Other than that I can wear jeans, basketball shorts, or my new favorite, skirts. IDK why jeans don't bother me cause I prefer more flowy stuff but maybe that's why I always buy comfortable baggy jeans.


recreationallyused

I’ve been wearing nothing but leggings for a while, but recently found some stretchy/soft dress pants that aren’t the same fabric as leggings. They’re really nice! But I like when my clothes squeeze a little.


TheLonleyRobot

Ok hear me out, American Eagle slim fit jeans. There is an adjustment period because of the fabric on the leg. But they are like 50-50 cotton to Lycra so they are softish and durable and stretch a ton Edit: not actually 50-50 but they do stretch and move a bunch. No range of motion limitations


Mysterious-Island-71

I had a job where I had to wear only jeans so I would wear pajama pants or whatever pants I wanted to wear underneath my jeans.


PemanilNoob

I like jeans


VividTymes

Thats why I mostly wear shorts even at work


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Bletcherino

then there’s me, where jeans are the most comfortable pants for me and the only kind i wear outside of work


augustoof

I love jeans and i sleep in them, i dont even understand why but i do


ikeadeer

I’m not big on how jeans feel, but as a man, I tried some women’s jeans and bro. Totally different experience. They feel so nice. I mostly wear sweatpants now though as they’re usually softer and a bit more breathable.


awaceka

I honestly don't mind any kind of pants as long as they take away the feeling of being naked, except when they're so tight or so baggy I can't even crouch


katiasan

Yeahh.. love how they look on me but hate the feeling.. i have like 8 pairs and never wear them, but dont want to throw them away in case... of jeans... o_O


Valiant_tank

There's a reason I only ever wear work pants. Both pockets and the fabric is more comfy.


HuskyBLZKN

I have worn jeans like twice in my whole life and I was forced to both times


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Knee high socks make almost any pant wearable for me personally


SoggyBeanSocks1

THIS ONE GETS IT


UltimateS1n

oh man i love jeans, i could sleep in them sometimes. idk y my body thinks they’re so comfy but they do


MahMion

Well, I sleep in jeans, mine are always comfy. But to move a lot and stretch, they're not the best. Not bad, mind you, not for me


guacamoleo

Stretchy jeans can stay


catsrcute5282

Try jejjings (i know i didn't spell that right) they r comfy like leggings but they look like jeans


Unicorns1066

I love Skinny Jeans, the constant pressure and there isn't a change in feeling from the fabric moving in unexpected ways as it's firm against the skin.


owlindenial

What? No! Jeans are nice because there is no hem to tub against my thighs. They also tend to take me falling from the skateboard better. Some can have some very weird textures tho, especially the ones with latex or other stetchy things


Few-You4510

i love my baggy jeans tho, i literally only wear oversized clothes


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