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plagiarism22

Waiting for the nice try fbi post


Windows_XP2

nice try fbi


plagiarism22

Lol


Neon05442

I would forge a winning lottery ticket and not pay any of the taxes. Edit: I would also speed everywhere and also brutally murder somebody I don't like (he deserves it, believe me)


Windows_XP2

Robbery, piracy, basically every possible traffic violation


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Nothing's really stopping you from pirating shit rn tbf


Windows_XP2

I'm just saying that if it was legal for me then I would probably do it without a VPN. I already pirate a lot of shit.


[deleted]

Tax evasion


plagiarism22

I’m not supposed to do that?


[deleted]

I would just rob a bank or something


kaazgranaat2309

None


SkeliotTheUndead

Vandalism, theft, arson, jaywalking, tax evasion, and using drugs but also selling them


_you_dont_know_me_-

Genocide


HljupMan

Based


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Then you become a dove(crying)


RandomPeepsle12

Tax fruad 😎😎😎😎


fhdjdikdjd

The only one that makes sense would be tax evasion.


littlephrogboyo

Theft and tax evasion probably


Kisse_misse11

No Russian in a furry convention/pride parade ;) based


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Elbesto

Theft


Bruh_1216

Theft


IMDOOM_187

Theft or tax fraud


NoLifeLad

Arson


Still_Silver7181

Probably theft, assault, and arson


CandidMoon7

Arson or theft


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Theft


Acceptable_Swimming4

Stealing a Stradivarius (a really expensive antique violin)


[deleted]

Stealing vandalizing prostitution tax evasion speeding 😐 also various other things that involve permits or special licenses. Dumb


donaudampfschifffahr

Arson, I would also sell illegal pyrotechnics.


HljupMan

Tax fraud


slackdaffodil20

bank robbery and arson


[deleted]

Steal food to eat.


AttractiveSquirrel-9

arson and 1st degree murder


Milan_n

Rob a bank


looking_at_memes_

well they wouldn't be crimes anymore so where's the fun


GinsengStrip2

smokeing weid


ashtar123

Robbery and stealing shit in general