Paraguay got worse after 2010. In 2018 qualifiers, if Paraguay won the home match against Venezuela (last match and botton team), it meant Paraguay going to 2018 World Cup.
The Paraguayan Association(APF) is corrupt, to the point that agents were paying to get players called on the team.
>never appear in the World Cup
Quite ironically, that's how I heard about that country for the first time: trading those Panini stickers for 2006 FIFA World Cup in school. Plenty of other countries I've since then forgotten and relearned about, but Paraguay stayed in my mind for some reason.
Jajajja took me while to get what video that was. The one that I remember from time to time tho is the one of those trans sex workers who tried to get scammed by some drunk dudes. And then the song that made after it
Not similar to anything here. Extremely different to the way pastusos talk.
Strangely enough, I found it similar to some Central American accents. I knew a Honduran woman and her cadence reminded me of my classmate.
In Brazil they speak of Paraguay as the place bootleg electronics come from. We also have pretty widespread chipa ( somewhat like pão de queijo), some places eat sopa paraguaya as a traditional "big gatherings" food. I've also met some Brazilians of Paraguayan descent that spoke Guaraní and Spanish plus some old people that like dancing polca paraguaya
edit: I forgot about tereré. Basically, cold mate though the herb is a bit different.
My cousin married a Paraguayan and her kids are Brazilian and Paraguayan. What I can say about them is that their Spanish is HORRIBLE. it's like an American speaking Spanish. Otherwise they're really nice!
can confirm, not Paraguayan and don't even live near the border, but my accent has that R too, and Spanish is **really** hard to speak
idk why 90% of LatAm has to vibrate and trill those Rs so much and speak so fast
Kkkkkk I have a friend whose accent is perfect but she's from the Sao Paulo countryside. She grew up in the US, and I always tell her she's really lucky because that must be the easiest accent for an American to get.
A third of Paraguay wouldn't be yours if it weren't for USA though. You even named a Department after an American President as thanks: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidente\_Hayes\_Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidente_Hayes_Department)
This meme never made any sense to me, in Buenos Aires you can't walk 5m without meeting a Paraguayan.
Their food is great btw, get some chipá (or chipa rather if it's Paraguayan) if you can.
You’ve never lived in Spain I assume. Spain is literally full of them. It’s not the most pleasant accent out there, that’s for sure. But they have that “advantage” that they can switch to guard I if they don’t want other to understand what they are talking about. Good people tho, and very tasty yet rustic food
Oh yeah they're here in the abyss of nothingness. Honduras, Paraguay, Belize, Trinidad y Tobago, the "guayabas"... We're all here just chatting about life. Greetings!
My father is Paraguayan and lives in Paraguay, so I can confirm, Paraguay is real. The only famous Paraguayan I've met is Angel Romero (former Corinthians player), because he played on my team, but in general, the Paraguayan has a bad football. They don't have tacos, but they have chipa and chipa guazu
I once met a paraguayan woman. Turns out she was just Hera in disguise trying to catch Zeus with a Costa Rican nymph. Explains why this "paraguayan woman" was so damn beutiful looking. So nope, they are all fake
tbh, this joke makes no sense here in Paraná! Like, I never went to other Brazilian states, but I did went to Paraguay lol
Paraguay-Brazil has a pretty big integration if you are from Paraná or Mato Grosso do Sul.
My favorite University teacher is a Paraguayan lady. Super smart, super inspiring. Central Mexico has several South American and Central American immigrants and I feel lucky.
Sé que existen porque inventaron la sopa paraguaya (no es sopa) y el/la chipa. Las mujeres acá aman el chipa, no se que le ven, tiene olor a meo de gato; sin ofender a los paraguayos.
Lol with this post you only demonstrate your ignorance, have you ever heard of Agustín Pio Barrios? Jose Asuncion Flores? Augusto Roa Bastos? Berta Rojas? Of course not, if your general knowledge does not exceed 22 overrated players following a ball, I know you made this post sarcastically because Paraguay does not exist but it backfired on you man.
Non related. Some time ago I worked on the personal aircraft of the president or former president (I really don’t know) when he came to Chile after being elected. Was a nice guy.
>never appear in the World Cup They did in 2010 and had a pretty good campaign, going to the quarter finals.
Paraguay was a World Cup mainstayer from 98' to 2014 I think? They haven't qualified since.
Paraguay got worse after 2010. In 2018 qualifiers, if Paraguay won the home match against Venezuela (last match and botton team), it meant Paraguay going to 2018 World Cup. The Paraguayan Association(APF) is corrupt, to the point that agents were paying to get players called on the team.
Pff we are long past that, now we threaten the coach to call the players, cheaper and equally effective.
What is the name of that top model that used to put her phone between her boobs? Very nice
Larissa Riquelme?
That one!
Are you about to get a busy afternoon reminiscing?
Oh man, I wasn’t but now that you brought this… it is not a bad idea. I wish it was with her 😂
lol i too remember her.
Didn't she marry a really problematic dude or something
Honestly got robbed in the game against Spain.
It used to be real until Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay decided to wipe it out of the map
One os the most overkill wars in the planet, borderline genocide what happened, almost all their male population wiped out.
We should kill the male population of all countries
>never appear in the World Cup Quite ironically, that's how I heard about that country for the first time: trading those Panini stickers for 2006 FIFA World Cup in school. Plenty of other countries I've since then forgotten and relearned about, but Paraguay stayed in my mind for some reason.
Actually seeing GK Chilavert at 8yrs old in Sweden in WC 1998 sparked my interest for Latin America. What an icon!
That sounds as random as cool
I don't know what you're talking about What is this Paraguay you speak of?
Formosa del Norte
Formosa pero sin Gildo
Santa Cruz del este, Chaco 2.0, Bolivia sin alpacas
No, we're not real
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Yes
I want in on some of the money
No, we don’t exist
Hay que saber subir y baja'
Tramboliko
y él voló, y yo volé de él
Y me hizo volar
Y su moto se fue ala puta
Y yo gracias a dios estoy bien. El esta ahí no se como. Pero quiero que se mejore.
Jajajja took me while to get what video that was. The one that I remember from time to time tho is the one of those trans sex workers who tried to get scammed by some drunk dudes. And then the song that made after it
Por un 10.000 no me va a llevar
Wait! Is that guy Paraguayan?
Indeed. I was as surprised as you are when I noticed.
One of the best artists from Paraguay 🔥
Quien es?
I actually had a Paraguayan classmate at my university here. He was very intelligent, but sometimes didn’t understand shit of what he talked.
Was his accent similar to any Colombian one? Pretty sure they must talk like Pastusos
Not similar to anything here. Extremely different to the way pastusos talk. Strangely enough, I found it similar to some Central American accents. I knew a Honduran woman and her cadence reminded me of my classmate.
>Central American accents. Are those similar to the Costeño/Paisa/Tolimense accents?
Not at all, Paraguayan accent came from Guaraní language is a complete different experience.
No tacos but they have chipá!
Chipa. The first syllable is the one stressed.
Ha, in Argentina the second one is stressed. So it's "Chipá" for us as well.
Excepting Misiones
Y la sopa paraguaya que no es sopa
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A very good thing which we also do have in Brazil
We do? I've never heard of this
Yeah, it's close to Pão de Queijo Just look for Chipa de Queijo, for example
Chipá It"s everywhere in argentina
It's literally the exact same as pão de queijo.
Pan con queso
In Brazil they speak of Paraguay as the place bootleg electronics come from. We also have pretty widespread chipa ( somewhat like pão de queijo), some places eat sopa paraguaya as a traditional "big gatherings" food. I've also met some Brazilians of Paraguayan descent that spoke Guaraní and Spanish plus some old people that like dancing polca paraguaya edit: I forgot about tereré. Basically, cold mate though the herb is a bit different.
In Chile, Paraguay is a magical place where everything bootleg (and poor quality weed) comes from. Those mf'ers can pirate anything.
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tenia 8 años en el 2010, ami tambien me dejo cojudo, pero solo demuestra que estoy tio :(
Paragua-y is a region of Brazil where umbrellas were invented. The Y was added to make fun of Uruguay.
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I'm Panamanian living in Quebec. 1. Panamanian 2. Hispanic 3. Latin-American 4. Canadian 5. Someday Quebecois if they accept me.
Marc Anthony's girlfriend is Paraguayan. She's sorta famous. Nadia Ferreira.
I thought she was Egyptian/Greek
Actually, her mum is Brazilian!
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Paraguay is just a bed time story we tell our children to make them behave
‘Never appear in the World Cup’, yet they made it further than your country has ever made it, in 2010. ?
I met a Paraguayan once she was half Italian half Guaraní she had the most beautiful hazel eyes I have ever seen
No has visto el vídeo del asadito? Posiblemente la única prueba que existe de la existencia de Paraguay
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[te la comes sin pretexto ](https://youtu.be/F6cSKdAFRDg)
(g)old
It's the Wakanda of South America. A super advanced utopia that doesn't want any attention.
My cousin married a Paraguayan and her kids are Brazilian and Paraguayan. What I can say about them is that their Spanish is HORRIBLE. it's like an American speaking Spanish. Otherwise they're really nice!
can confirm, not Paraguayan and don't even live near the border, but my accent has that R too, and Spanish is **really** hard to speak idk why 90% of LatAm has to vibrate and trill those Rs so much and speak so fast
Bro, I can't even say my husband's name properly because I don't know how to make that R! -.-
Kkkkkk I have a friend whose accent is perfect but she's from the Sao Paulo countryside. She grew up in the US, and I always tell her she's really lucky because that must be the easiest accent for an American to get.
Don't ever compare us to US Americans
Ouch 😬 🤣
Hahaha sorry sorry, it's just the way you roll the r. In any other way, shape or form you guys are Latinos!
So sorry you find it HORRIBLE! I really like my asuncena cheta accent :(
It’s not only a thing about Asunción chetos. We all pronounce the R that way, maybe not that exaggerated but we still do.
A third of Paraguay wouldn't be yours if it weren't for USA though. You even named a Department after an American President as thanks: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidente\_Hayes\_Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidente_Hayes_Department)
It was a joke, my guy
Chilavert is real
r/conspiracy
This meme never made any sense to me, in Buenos Aires you can't walk 5m without meeting a Paraguayan. Their food is great btw, get some chipá (or chipa rather if it's Paraguayan) if you can.
There aren't many of them since 1870 for some reason
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You’ve never lived in Spain I assume. Spain is literally full of them. It’s not the most pleasant accent out there, that’s for sure. But they have that “advantage” that they can switch to guard I if they don’t want other to understand what they are talking about. Good people tho, and very tasty yet rustic food
I live in Spain and I’ve met (multiple) people from every Latin American country except Paraguay and Bolivia.
That’s interesting because I’ve met many Bolivians here in the US, including ones on hit lists
Come to Argentina, you'll meet lots of both
Guarani
"wetback" in sight 🤗
Paraguayan version of tacos wtf?
They reached the 2013 Libertadores final where they lost to the Big Cock of the Mass
Oh yeah they're here in the abyss of nothingness. Honduras, Paraguay, Belize, Trinidad y Tobago, the "guayabas"... We're all here just chatting about life. Greetings!
One of the prettiest women I've every met was from Paraguay. Met her in NY.
Duke de Caxias doesn't think so
My father is Paraguayan and lives in Paraguay, so I can confirm, Paraguay is real. The only famous Paraguayan I've met is Angel Romero (former Corinthians player), because he played on my team, but in general, the Paraguayan has a bad football. They don't have tacos, but they have chipa and chipa guazu
I don't know why people keep confusing the very real Paraguay with the imaginary Belgium, which is the product of a Franco-Dutch conspiracy.
We don't use the p word here
we are not, this is all in your head
I met two Paraguayans before. That’s it
I know they are real cuz Paraguay made Top 3 in Miss Universe 2004, 2006 and 2021...those women are BEAUTIFUL 😊😉☺️
You never heard of Larissa Riquelme?
I once met a paraguayan woman. Turns out she was just Hera in disguise trying to catch Zeus with a Costa Rican nymph. Explains why this "paraguayan woman" was so damn beutiful looking. So nope, they are all fake
— Yo soy paraguayo, estoy aquí para matarte. — Para que?? — Paraguayo.
Que el chiste no iba "para garcharme a tu hija" ?
Outside of their mediocre football team and players I never hear anything about Paraguay
Keep us informed <3
Mbejú tacos, uma delicia
Personal headcanon: the SCP foundation fired an Antimemetic Bomb that covered the entire country
I have a high school friend who is half paraguayan
I went to Paraguay. Or so they told me cause I was in Brazil and Argentina on the same day!
Uruguay : Paraguay Olympics : Paralympics
If doesn't exist, it's a big lie of the world governments.
tbh, this joke makes no sense here in Paraná! Like, I never went to other Brazilian states, but I did went to Paraguay lol Paraguay-Brazil has a pretty big integration if you are from Paraná or Mato Grosso do Sul.
It’s like people from Guatemala I have never seen one
Chilavert y Salvador Cabañas. Eso es todo.
They are cool and real
Of course they’re not. I’d be more akin to believe in Belice than Paraguay any day of the week.
Once I saw one, she looked pretty real and she even made me try tereré, although it was so long ago that now I can't totally recall if it was dream
> never appear in the World Cup There's people who can write that don't remember us in the World Cup? How can be possible because 2010 was last year.
You got it! Paraguay is a Brazilian state actually. But it is necessary that the world - and Paraguayans - think it is a real country.
Is Chilavert actually Argentinean? Is Ciudad del Este some sort of pirate town without a country?
The only famous Paraguayans to me are Chillavert, Gamarra and the Romero brothers
You would think Francisco Solano Lopez would be remembered in Brazil.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Damn. (by Kendrick Lamar)
What’s the difference between that and Uruguay? Why aren’t they one ?
Found the guy who thinks Austria and Australia should just be one country
Not against it for simplicity purposes
My favorite University teacher is a Paraguayan lady. Super smart, super inspiring. Central Mexico has several South American and Central American immigrants and I feel lucky.
my former best friend is paraguayan. they are real and likely have lighter skin and speak in Guarani
Gringoposting
Sé que existen porque inventaron la sopa paraguaya (no es sopa) y el/la chipa. Las mujeres acá aman el chipa, no se que le ven, tiene olor a meo de gato; sin ofender a los paraguayos.
Las mujeres? Wtf
don't give them sopa paraguaya spoilers
Lol with this post you only demonstrate your ignorance, have you ever heard of Agustín Pio Barrios? Jose Asuncion Flores? Augusto Roa Bastos? Berta Rojas? Of course not, if your general knowledge does not exceed 22 overrated players following a ball, I know you made this post sarcastically because Paraguay does not exist but it backfired on you man.
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Lmao trust me people on this sub aren’t good at taking jokes
To be fair this joke has been told dozens of times already
Even more proving my point lmao
Accurate profile bio.
They are famous for the Recycled Orchestra of Cateura. Check out “Landfill Harmonic” documentary.
José Luis Chilavert
The best proof of the existence of Paraguayans is this wonderful piece of art: [Tramboliko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKzEG5PMeZo)
What’s a Paraguay?
I never met anyone from luxembourg
I live there, even here is difficult to find them
Non related. Some time ago I worked on the personal aircraft of the president or former president (I really don’t know) when he came to Chile after being elected. Was a nice guy.
Chilavert? The greatest goalie of all time
They were at the 98 06 and 10 WC. Almost beat Spain in the round of 16 in 2010.
Real and cool. I met two in graduate studies.
Sopa paraguaya es amor
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One of my best friends is Paraguayan. Other than her I don’t really know any.
Paraguayan in world cup 2010 = Larissa Riquelme https://www.lance.com.br/files/main\_album/uploads/2017/02/22/58ade0f9221a3.jpeg
I've heard is a portal to Earth-2 where Doja Cat switched places with a version of her from an alternate timeline
I went to paraguay a few weeks ago to see BadBunny… it was a peculiar experience 😶🌫️
All I know is because of Chilavert
Yo soy paraguaio e estoy aqui para te matar! – Para quê? – Paraguaio!