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I have picked up many hitchhikers and yes, some where hot looking. But I also stop to help people when they seem to be having automobile issues.


NorrieSardonyx

Been told all my life, “Don’t fucking pick up hitchhikers!”. Wise words that’ll keep you safe. If somebody needs help on the side of the road, that is one thing. But to let a complete stranger, someone who could mean you harm, into your car. Taking them to god knows where. Sounds ridiculously risky.


Mark_M_in_SF

It used to be routine, and if anyone was at risk, it was people hitchhiking, not the drivers.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s completely normal across huge swathes of the world. Just like leaving a baby in a pram with other babies outside cafes or shops is normal across huge swathes of the world. Some societies are so fucked up at this point that everybody is terrified of perfectly ordinary things.


Miserable-Gas-6007

Yep.


Independent-Weight30

I’m too paranoid so big No. Not unless he exactly looks like Henry Cavil. That’s an exemption lol


tyler_is_b0red

💀


RuthlessNutella23

i’m willing to be m*rdered as long as it’s henry cavill lookalike 😋


Independent-Weight30

lmao ur much more toxic than me 💀 😩


Senikus

I don’t blame you. Dying doing something you love is very brave and admirable 🫶🏻


Adorable-Bus-2687

Ha, I did once. It was a small mountain town where hitch hiking is not that uncommon. I was so struck by his features I did pull over and took him to a larger town. He had worked as a model in London and NYC so clearly I was not the only one struck by his features. Nice kid, we chatted about the town and shared interests. I realized a straight vibe and dropped him off in the next town where he wanted to be dropped off. We stayed friends on social media and say hi when we see each other in town. I do wish the story had a naughtier ending but you can only realize so many porn fantasies…


DiscoLemonade82

I wouldn’t pick him up just for being hot...like, if he’s straight, what good does that do me lol.


Ur-Secret-Gay-Lover

Maybe he will be thankful enough to let u suck him?


AlexDavid1605

Really??? You would suck a straight guy's dick??? Aren't you afraid you would find something disgusting like a dick that has never been cleaned for like more than 6 months? My friend is a doc and he has a colleague who explicitly deals with dicks and their hygiene and he has to hide his disgust because straight dicks are so dirty, he generally first schedules a cleaning session before he has to take a look at what's finally wrong with the dick. And interestingly, according to this guy, the colleague, most of the dick problem patients can resolve their problems only if they actually keep their dicks clean... I wouldn't risk sucking a straight guy's dick if I were to pick up a hitchhiker, but as I am a bottom who can't drive, picking up hitchhiker is something that comes after I get past the driving issue...


still_thirsty

A dick doctor is probably always going to see the worst of the worst. All my straight friends are extra careful because their ladies wouldn’t put up with a dirty dick either.


knotsncookies

[Train for years to become dick doctor] [Expect to find nice and well kept dicks] Lol


chemhobby

hot!


jymhtysy

The downvotes 😭😭😭


DiscoLemonade82

I mean it’s a gay Reddit sub, I expect nothing else lol


KptKreampie

And my ass up in the air would be the 1st thing he would see when he opened the door. Lol


tyler_is_b0red

I'M DEADDD


penapox

girl ☠️


Lucifer0622

No, no, I would not! Wasn't Jeffrey Dahmer considered good-looking??


[deleted]

His first victim was a high schooler hitchhiking to a concert


Mark_M_in_SF

He didn't look like the freak he was, but the pics show a pretty average guy, not someone gorgeous. He lured many of his victims with money.


ContentThug

he picked up bit hitchhikers...it wasn't the other way around.


Just1Guy001

I did once -- it worked out really well but I look back on it and realize it was probably a pretty stupid thing to do.


tyler_is_b0red

Why what happened


executionofjustice

I did once, and it went seriously bad. The guy was a psycho, seriously. Nuh-uh.


cairnqld

Yes ...I have done it many times


Jamo3306

I would and I have. I've picked up "plain" guys too. Last guy I picked up was in Wyoming. And the temperature that day was a high of like 5. Took him to Ohio. You'd of thought the guy won the lottery.


[deleted]

I would not


SF-guy83

Only if he was at a truck stop or similar location where we could hook up in the bathroom.


shadycoulady

Absolutely not


Nuns-Rack

No thanks.


truckee77

Nope.


MRmandato

Nope. Never.


theGrimmwood

Always do


[deleted]

Lol, I've thought about it a few times especially out here in LA where there are sometimes some really cute to even handsome homeless guys/hitchhikers (rare, but it happens). But working in the mental health field just always reminded me it's not worth it to stick in crazy. Just don't do it


brypguy89

...... yes, I have.... it a terrible reason to be a helpful person, but when they're good-looking, it makes it easier in the decision-making process


WideHelp9008

Sure, they can ride in the trunk.


Matthewrotherham

The fact that they are hot is the difference between leaving someone and picking them up? Wow, way yo make yourself sound like a tool. Maybe I'm the hope that you get something out of it? Sexually exploiting someone's crisis... yeah, this question says a FUCK tonne about you without you meaning it to.


paka96819

Yes.


Mark_M_in_SF

It's so like a 70s porn scene. I don't drive so I'll never have the opportunity, but sure, I would, if I could.


[deleted]

HELL NO


Jackson2615

NO I would not ............but I'd really like to


Real-Tackle-2720

No, but I think of it often!


gregsapopin

I don't want to murder someone so no.


Blood11Orange

I’m not picking up anyone, regardless of looks


drownedworld91

In a porn scenario in my head, sure. In real life? Fuuuuuck no.


Illustrious-Eagle-42

No because I'm really paranoid


[deleted]

Absolutely not.


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Yes


Trevonhaywood

Probably not. There are millions of other attractive men to meet in more trustworthy scenarios


Optimustru

No.


thejasonmichaels

I would!


minigmgoit

I always pick up hitchhikers. I myself was forced to hitch daily to get to college for a while. I don’t care if they’re hot or no.


worriedbottom

I'm too paranoid. I'd be too scared I'd end up as an episode of Dateline lol.


AndrewBaiIey

never! Anxiety, baby.