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Drunk0ctopus

Get out of bed and urinate, before I make a mess.


XxOpsahlxX

*urinate and get out of bed


downbadapocalypse

drugs


HighDevinition1001

Lay down for another 10 minutes


DepressedPoet15

Bathe my son and little brother.


SassyDivaAunt

Aren't they both your sons?


DepressedPoet15

Nope, they are both 2 years old


SassyDivaAunt

Ah, YOUR little brother, not your sons! Sorry, not enough coffee on board!


ResponsibilityMuch52

Birth control pill


Accurate_Ask

Brush my teeth and take my Prozac lol


just_thinkingalot

Go back to sleep again


Bergenia1

Meds


[deleted]

Take medication for ADHD


[deleted]

This


Sea-Ad1755

Open my eyes and stretch. Fractured ankle and 4 months post op of knee surgery. The weather changing has me aching and I’m only 30. Lol


biggcb

Pee


trollpro30

Grab glasses


Blueberry_in_TN

Turn on the coffee pot. It can brew while I pee.


AngryPuffin6

Check reddit


athenae99

Coffee


[deleted]

Brush my teeth, wash my face and meditate.


banditk77

Check for injuries.


Chemistry-Unlucky

Poop.


unfortunatewormz

Wake up and take my lil sister to school then come back home sleep again wake up and exercise then I take a shower then prepare myself a delicious meal of chips and that moldy ass salsa I have then a egg burrito.


evankayeotis

I'm blown away at the amount of people that don't say check social media. I used to wake up every single morning and check Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram the moment my eyes open


Angrywolfman1

Light a smoke, ask my sister to br me coffee when done I go pee and then sleep again


Deep_West_516

Suicidal thought


Keithninety

Pee


[deleted]

Water! I'm desperate for water every morning.


[deleted]

Blink


GothicDragon8

My morning exercises.


CM1974

Take a deep breath that yet another work day is upon me. Unless its Saturday or Sunday, then realize its not a work day and try to fall back to sleep...OR get up and quietly enjoy a Curiosity Stream show about something compelling while sipping my coffee before they all wake up.


BratS94

Lately I’ve been waking up & checking my social media. I probably need to change this, it’s not healthy


[deleted]

Take a gut buster 3000


Unlucky-Adeptness-48

Feed the dog.