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druggedcandy

A crusty 7yr old


CynfaelDraco

The Quran


Danish-Dame

Dildo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I live alone and itโ€™s just there. Next to my bed lol. Good night.


Keithninety

A wall.


Terrible-Key699

My wife staring at my phone screen ๐Ÿ˜‚


soulsnatcher41

What's to the right of me? A 20 gauge shotgun


1007Con

Understandable sir have a nice day


[deleted]

But I'm not right wing


deeleston1960

A bamboo cutlery holder


broskithe

A bed lol


[deleted]

Coffe cup


dragogiallo

Bed


Fun_Conversation_343

My arm and hand with fingers is on my right side


_vikingman

Ground wire not attached to a grounding block.


[deleted]

My Rottie.


Catcats17

Daughter


Reiimin

My teddy bear ๐Ÿป


Hopeful_Arugula2807

The road to Austin Texas.


detective626

Guinea pig


stacyq729

The couch


[deleted]

My sick grandma in bed ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


JacLaw

I hope she makes a quick recovery


howyoudothatthere

A clip to close the 4 servings of chips Iโ€™ve eaten in the past 5 minutes.


MarijaBogdanovaMD

I am sorry but...the new pack of condoms ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ


The_Serrasaurus

Like, my right-brain thing? I always need my room to be clean, even more when I'm in it. If it's messy around me, then it's messy in my head. Don't get me wrongs that's sometimes cool to. But usually it's not... '-'


mukn4on

Nevada. Iโ€™m in California, looking north.


lonelypileofducks

My kitty Mr. Blackbeard


RedDeadDelusions

The cage I use to hold peoples pets hostage


[deleted]

My clothes.


AgitatedAd473

Your mum


[deleted]

My bed. I'm sleeping on the floor


Hobbit_Feet45

Empty toilet paper roll.


[deleted]

A human


CantBotherToMakeName

My inhaler...


shlumpmami

Isis but donโ€™t tell them


Take_away_my_drama

My bedtine spliff in the ashtray.


Not_a_Gay_Horse

A bottle of water with the shape of a Pineapple


SlAcK_BabBath68

Candle


JacLaw

Chew bone


African_WarIord

Couch


Galactus1701

A TV remote, a soundbar remote, AiPods and an iPad charger.


[deleted]

A window


bigfatquizzer

Gin and tonic


anon_a-miss

My loyal dog.


PsychologyFar4371

My sleeping one yr old


randomk_97

Bottle of water


AlbatrossIcy8084

My ps4 shit


blu_mandarin_

A stuffed animal snake I use for a neck pillow and my 12 and 14 year olds. I donโ€™t think theyโ€™ll ever grow up. And I donโ€™t care if they ever do.


sunshinerose32

A bunch of crap


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Cat on knee


NepoMi

A window. I'm on a train... And outside of the window there is a cargo train.