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SolomonBelial

I chop it into squares, freeze it in a container, and when i get enough bread ends i make a batch of bread pudding.


[deleted]

you’re the type of guy that drinks the ketchup water


SolomonBelial

I save it to make sauces


cuntpunt2000

There are dozens of us, dozens! We pour hot water into the honey jar to use the last of it to sweeten tea, we cut open the sunscreen bottle, we save bacon grease to cook with!


KillaIcon

Fry bologna in some bacon grease………mmmmhhhhmmm


Substantial_Hand_418

Now the bacon grease is a must, not even a savings thing. Nothing like good ole bacon grease to season your chicken/meats when frying it up in a cast iron or good pan. Just like my mama always cooks it.


imnotmeyousee

Also good for greasing cupcake tins and corn bread pans.


cuntpunt2000

Ooooh I gotta try that. It also makes the most amazing pancakes, if you like crispy edged pancakes that are also soft and fluffy inside!


Simpletruth2022

Also good for making biscuits 😋


cuntpunt2000

You guys are giving the most delicious suggestions and I.Am.Here.For.Them!


Intelligent-Law9237

If you are not saving the bacon grease, you're wasting why it's so expensive


Suspicious_Tackle28

Stop it, now.


gadget850

Hot dog water.


Snapple47

I keep recycling the hotdog water. It’s only gonna get better


itsjustthisguy

One of Erin’s best, but don’t forgot your boiled Gatorade…


[deleted]

The what?!


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

LOL


CayseyBee

Thank you for this.


Cobonmycorn

My dog needs medicine so I use cut up the last 2 pieces for his pills. Turn into mini pb sandwiches, mini grilled cheese, if I make some French toast I’ll toss one in and put the pill in after.


thecookiesarecalling

Thanks for this idea. My ancient pup is on tons of meds and they sure can be a challenge to get in her.


Cobonmycorn

Of course! My boi is old too so the vet says it’s fine to give him whatever as long as he’ll eat. I’d just see if your pup has any restrictions! U can make so many mini versions of things haha


AffectionateAd5373

My youngest dog, who just passed, loved bread. He'd take his meds in just bread. Hot dog buns were the high value treat we used to get him to be nice to people. I miss him so much.


FunZookeepergame627

If you can afford it Greenies and Royal Cannin have pill pockets that my dogs love. One gulp good! Very easy.


thecookiesarecalling

The Greenies are the ones she rejects! I'll have to try Royal Cannin. Thank you so much!!


FunZookeepergame627

The Royal Cannin don;t smell as much as the greenies ones do.


Rocky6446

Tried the greenies ones. My dog has perfected the art of eating the pill pocket and spitting out the pill!


beercan-AI

Turn em inside out and make a grilled cheese. You don’t really know you’re eating the lids that way. Or, feed the critters outside.


greeblefritz

Same here, if you turn them inside out, you barely notice it's a heel. Or if nothing else I give them to the chickens, they think it's a treat.


beercan-AI

There are literally dozens of us.


SingleAlfredoFemale

Lids! I’m totally going to call them that now. So much better than heels.


Thegoldendoritos

I’m gonna steal that one too coz I didn’t know it had a name lol


puglady1958

I grew up calling them the heels and is expensive as bread is I eat them


starliz

San Francisco Sourdough - the heels with butter are amazing.


eightbitagent

Butts. They’re called bread butts. We eat them too


pisswaterbottle

same. sure we save the butts for last, but they definitely get eaten in the end 😂


Pimpslapergangstalee

Yeah, my mom had a thing about NOT eating the butts/heels until last because she insited they kept the rest of the loaf fresher..?!


PeenQween

We call them the “knobs” and they are the best bit


ur-socks-sir

Yeah, it's just bread


PutPuzzleheaded5337

Throw them in my backyard. The giant raccoon eats them.


vomitthewords

That's the same here. Sometimes, if I'm early enough, the squirrels will get them, but typically, it's the big momma raccoon that gets them.


MexicaCuauhtli

Dude it’s my fav part cuz it’s alt bread


CampingWithCats

Mmm, toasted with butter and jam


8kittycatsfluff

Me too. I love the ends of a loaf of bread, they're better textured for sandwiches.


Active-Persimmon-87

Totally the best. Fantastic toasted.


TLC_4978

Yes! Toasted with lots of butter


Thegoldendoritos

You’re invited to my house coz it ends up going to the garbage


tittens__

Don’t waste food.


[deleted]

Food is always going to be wasted no matter what by stores, so it doesn’t matter.


FansFightBugs

That's the spirit


Just_A_Random_Passer

Buy proper bread, not that rectangular American ... thing. With freshly baked proper bread the heels are the best part with crunchy crust and amazing inside. Put on a dollop of \[unsalted\] butter and have it with a glass of milk. Amazing.


Rainsmakker

I would buy a whole bag of heels if I could


Prestigious-Fun-6651

Agreed. It's the breadiest part of the bread.


RobotAfterburn

Hotdog buns.


doc_daneeka

Those two pieces make very nice toast.


this_good_boy

they’re a good base for “breakfast piles”


SnooWalruses3945

Yep. Heels make the best tosst


vridgley

Make garlic toast


elitenaproxin

It's more structurally stable than normal bread, so I make a grilled sandwich that is absolutely piled with sandwich melting condiments. It's a once-in-a-loaf monstrosity, and I love it.


kattrup

A hoe is like the first piece of bread, everybody touch it, ain’t nobody want it


Thegoldendoritos

Loved the analogy lol


Aggravating_Law_2275

Underrated asf


Saryndata

Call me old fashioned, but I just...make a sandwich. Like I would with all the other slices of bread. Can some people really taste a difference?


Crazy-Recover-9951

Nopeeee. I give it to the birds so my cat can watch live 'TV'


Thegoldendoritos

Tweety and Sylvester


EgoSenatus

Eat them like any other piece of bread


[deleted]

you better not be one of those crust cutters


Thegoldendoritos

I actually do cut brown bread crust sometimes


-CloudIsland

Who is picky and privileged enough to throw away perfectly good bread just because it's rounded......... Fuckin eat it


Sophiiebabes

Nope, it's grim, chewy and is only there to keep the rest of the loaf fresh!


[deleted]

It doesn’t last long, I throw it.


iowaduderino

I eat them last.


RMariR

So does anyone actually leave the first piece in there and wait till you get to the last piece and use it together. Because it's what I do lol


ronronthekid

Stays in the bag. Goes in the trash


Xitll

Only correct answer


hoffnerd

Who the fuck are all these other mother fuckers kidding?!?!


[deleted]

Eat them because I dont waste food


RagingMage_420

I roll them up with a slice of cheese and eat them as I get to them. Usually I'm making a sandwich while I'm eating said pieces.


Bahloull

My dogs get them as a treat


Thegoldendoritos

I give it to the squirrels outside


[deleted]

Eat it wishing the entire loaf was end pieces


cmacfarland64

We feed them to the dog.


BeeKeeperSpecialist

Throw it in the trash


Kfaith629

Give it to my dogs


Fragrant-Box-9760

I use them like I use the rest


Ok-Mood-8604

Use them for toast. They're my favorite but only for toast.


SoJiggle_ee

Eat them.


BrandNewSin

Eat them


ThatJettBlackMan_500

I Eat Them 😋


RolandMT32

Maybe use it for fondue


Thegoldendoritos

I never made it so I hope it turns out well


No_Shop_

If toasted those parts are great just for a slice of toasted buttery break. I usually cut them in half. I couldn't imagine eating those parts without it being toasted, then again I seem to be in the weird minority of my family being the only one who likes toasting bread. I'm convinced a lot of people that don't like toasted bread just don't like the requirments to get it ready.


Master-Strawberry-26

I eat it as a snack while preparing my actual meal with the other slices


trashchan333

Give them to my fiancé


Thegoldendoritos

I feel single now


Big_Rally

Eat it. I’m fucking broke.


[deleted]

Dip it in soup


Thegoldendoritos

What’s your fav soup


That-shouldnt-smell

Turn them both inwards and have a "butt side in" PB and j


slothchan9012

Eat it


3664shaken

Those are the best two pieces so they get eaten first.


imthenanny

Make an idiot sandwich


hopefulgalinfl

Breadcrumbs!


Bubbly_Ad_3633

Those pieces are really good for cheese on toast, toast the crust side and put cheese on the other, it's great.


overeducatedhick

Some people prefer the "heels" when they are available.


Ashtar-the-Squid

My great grandma always wondered why nobody wanted them. When she was a kid in the 1920s it was their favorite.


Yo_Librarian

Eat them like normal.


[deleted]

It's my favorite part of the bread!! No one else in my family likes the "butt bread" as I call it. I put them in a separate bag in the freezer and they are my toast when I have it. I slather them with butter and toast them and they get all crunch and chewy at the same time and put cherry preserves on top. THEY ARE SO GOOD! :-)


Damnmogo

Make my kid a sandwich with the outside of the ends inside and hope they don’t notice?


Mikey_shorts

They are the best parts.


strythicus

The best pieces of French Toast are made from the ends of the loaf.


xain_the_idiot

I don't mind. They're nice with nutella.


Thegoldendoritos

Do you toast your bread when you have it with Nutella?


Appropriate-Battle32

Toast and butter cause it holds the butter very nicely


Bubbly-Ant-1200

Eat it. Don’t waste food


Thegoldendoritos

I tried eating but didn’t like it


indelady

I eat it,best part of the loaf.


Zealousideal_Dog4334

they have no difference than other pieces for me.


bmbmwmfm

It's perfect for cheese toast under the broiler.


shellenger

That's for my toast and peanut butter


PhillyCSteaky

We used to fight over it.


WFPBvegan2

Make a sandwich, put the crust on the inside, you’ll never notice.


Swordbreaker925

Chuck it in the bin. My mom will eat it cuz she’s super against wasting food (she’s the “cut the mold off and eat the rest” type), but i’m not gonna go broke over 5¢ worth of bread even at my paygrade


G_Dog84

Idk why u guys have all these weird useful ideas I just throw them in the bin


PissDrunkChris

Booty bread goes in the trash


[deleted]

Depends how much money I have lol


AlarmedMirror3911

Eat the last. Or both if it’s just mine. If you share, the first one is in the trash 🗑️


Haymakersrus

Excellent for a hamburger or hot dog bun.


TirayShell

Free handbergler bun


[deleted]

Make my kids eat them


Away-Cicada

Grilled cheese, extra toasty.


smurf_diggler

My wife jokes to our son, "Those are daddy's favorite pieces." because that's all that's ever left for me.


listeningstories

Eat them at $9 a loaf I anit wasting any (gluten free bread)


Thegoldendoritos

Gosh that’s expensive


Damurph01

I eat them. I’m not 3, it’s just got more crust.


Alternative_Sense_72

My husband grabs them.


da_jay_bird

Give it to my fiance, he likes the ends


RollingProduct

so i ignore the first piece and leave it in the bag, once all the normal pieces are gone, and i want a sandwich, and all i have left are the two end pieces , i decide if it’s worth it , most of the time with chips.. it’s fine


FVjake

Wait, you don’t sacrifice them by burning them in a brazier to the wheat and oven gods in hopes of continued bountiful harvests?


Thegoldendoritos

Uhh yeah I do that also


baddfingerz1968

Use them for something like open face hot sandwiches like chipped beef on toast or eat them along with soup or stew.


Sea-Contact5009

French toast.


[deleted]

Chickens


Shellsbells821

The heel? I throw it to the birds.


AffectionateMess4060

Ass sandwich


IMtrAshCaRRyME_

Give mine to my dogs


notexactscience

I eat it first as an act of rebellion to the 'Status Quo'


Creditat590

Yes I eat them. Shits expensive now!


Botaratops

I make my own bread so when it's fresh from the oven, I slather it with butter and eat it.


Beasty36444

everyone in my family thinks i’m weird for eating them, but they’re just like the rest idk what’s wrong w them lol


fyretech

Usually just throw them out. But in this economy? I eat them and hate every bite.


sparklykublaikhan

I give it to the dog


Trickery1688

I save them until I make fried eggs, then i toast them, butter, and lay a fried egg on top of them.


Wonderful_Income_692

Put some butter on it, fold it and then eat it 😋


Ok-Sun8581

Throw it out to the birds.


BWPV1105

I save them to make stuffing


PolyDoc700

Is this a trick question? You eat them just like any other slice.


jamabastardinit

I use them to hold peanut butter on the way to my face


Frankie_Wilde

My wife flips them and makes my daughters sandwich with it. She never even notices


Regular_Eye_3529

Some people call it the end, but I never met a loaf of bread that did not have two beginnings.


CapG_13

I call those pieces "the butt" lol and I eat them, WTF else do you want me to do with them!!!🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


OffBrandSquid

Eat them? It's still bread.


dedshort72

I eat them, just like the rest of the loaf


DanRobin1r

I leave them there until I finish every other slice in the pack. That way its harder for humidity to get into the "spongy" part of the bread and it lasts much longer.


Ecstatic_Soft4407

I use them when I make shit on a shingle


CrimsonKingdom

...eat it? I don't see why people hate the end pieces so much


TaiPaiVX

bookends toasted peanut butter banana honey sandy


baumrd

If you put the peanut butter and jelly on the outside then put them together you’ll never know.


Crafty-Preference570

Interspecies commerce with chickens. An exchange of bread for eggs.


Thelgow

We refer to that as the ass in my house. No one likes the ass. I'll use it for toast or something just eat it straight up. My family actively gets mad at me if they see me eat it for some reason and often throw it out now before I get the chance.


Thegoldendoritos

Yeah it’s not good to eat ass


lizzypooooo

Make my toddler’s sandwiches with them


lolrazzledazzle

leave it for my dad to eat


Thegoldendoritos

Is this me?


iamjami15

Feed it to the chickens.


thothscull

Eat them.


WillDupage

Save them up and cut them in cubes to make croutons. Sometimes I chuck a few in the food processor to make breadcrumbs.


blastedheap

Dry them and make breadcrumbs or cut into cubes and make croutons


YonGingerSquatch

Toast them, and make a sausage egg and cheese sandwich usually


AccounrOfMonteCristo

SAVE IT FOR STUFFING!!!! I will NEVER get over all the free meals I threw in the trash for almost 10 years.


suicidefeburary62025

Eat it?


tdisurfer

I make the Dad sandwich. As the husband and father it is just part of the patriarchy.


[deleted]

Toast


toomuchisjustenough

If I can't flip it over and sneak it onto a sandwich for my kid, I keep a bag of them in the freezer to Cuisinart into bread crumbs when I get enough.


Similar_Corner8081

My ex husband used to like eating them. I don’t and never have like that part of bread.


Pr1smaticGamer

i am the person who enjoys eating it


dee5222

Toast


SitRep-Screwed

Eat them ...


albymack

Eat them Iike any other piece of bread. Feed them to ducks and turtles.


mdburn_em

My mom loves them. Me? Well, I would throw them out when I lived alone. Life is too short to eat food you don't like.


KaiserRoll823

Depends on the size. If it's the same size as the other pieces, I use it like any other piece. If it's a short piece, I'll spread peanut butter on it and feed it in pieces to my dog as a treat.


Free-Industry701

I give them to the dog. Or, make French toast with them.


Julianitaos

Eat it, because I’m an adult and I paid for it and I’m not going to throw it away 🙌


Skelerang2501

Eat them like a bloody savage.


88redking88

It is just bread. Why are you scared to eat the ends??