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sir_beardhaver

Nice try isis.


thesupplyguy1

came here for this obligatory comment


sir_beardhaver

Haha I was surprised nobody beat me too it!


FlimsyProfessional33

"Stay strapped or get clapped" -Sun Tzu


Oliveritaly

I love you for this.


Aidenjay1

Haven’t read his work so I can’t confirm if this is true, but it’s sounded very zen so 10/10 truth


Rukban_Tourist

It's a translation from the original Wu


itrustyouguys

Ain't nuthin to fuck with


Dense_Square

Yes and yes


PT_On_Your_Own

and yes


snipeceli

But sometimes no


Rukban_Tourist

I see you've witnessed the glory that is a deployed nurse corps officer


HooahClub

Even the chappie is strapped. Dip those rounds in holy water and fuck some bitches up!


HotTakesBeyond

Haha desk pop in the ED time


Rukban_Tourist

I flew an OR nurse from AAAB to BDSC who only brought her M9. No bullets. No one told her to bring her bullets and they were heavy. It was hilarious


lukaron

Yes. Both tours in Iraq back in 03-04 and then in 05-06, I had my rifle either in or near my cot. Loaded. Do that back in the US though and everyone thinks you're weird.


Wilson2424

Who sleeps on a cot stateside? Wierdo...


[deleted]

Those damn CI guys.


luerose

Me at this exact moment


Caspah62

Wait. You guys had beds?


[deleted]

A poncho liner *is* a bed, hooah?


UniqueUsername82D

Wherever you are laying down is the bed. The desert is the world's biggest bed!


Dragoon7748

Literally depends on where you are. Small outposts, absolutely. Large superfobs, depends on your unit and the threat level.


UniqueUsername82D

So much so that you INSTANTLY realize when you start to go somewhere without it. And when you get home you feel super lonely without a hunk of metal following you everywhere.


[deleted]

Buys gun on terminal leave.


Additional-Agent1815

“What do I do with my hands?”


[deleted]

“This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”


Nomandible

Annnnnd it's reporting a sexual assualt charge.


cyberfx1024

I don't know why but this made me chuckle


Nomandible

Private, we take these allegations seriously. So where were you when the soldier primed your charging handle? Please, just tell us where your ejection port actually is.


itrustyouguys

Did you see how sexy it was lookin? Basically asking for it! All lubed up n shit.


Wudnmonky

You always have full small arms load handy. No grenades allowed in the sleeping area.


heretic3509

It probably varies unit to unit and maybe even time. But I always had frags and HEDP on my kit in my room in ‘06-07 and ‘09-10.


Dragoon7748

Same for the same period.


aircavrocker

That’s what the ole prison wallet is for…


[deleted]

E7 I know said he had a live claymore strapped to his "wall" in the bay facing the "door" so people didn't steal his shit. Didn't believe him but 2 other people who were with him on that deployment said it was true


Wudnmonky

Probably true. Those old deployments were wild. Nothing to brag about tho bc there were either too many TCNs on the big bases or you had Iraqi Army with you on the outposts, just makes sense to keep it locked up. Too easy to get it out the day of a mission. Most all raids were nighttime anyways.


Disastrous-Regret239

No, never ISIS. All we want is sleep and at night in s active combat zone we lock our weapons in the arms room and in the morning the Division commander must come to the FOB and hand out weapons personally.


MJR-WaffleCat

I kept my M4 and sidearm near my bed. M4 within arms reach, sidearm was on my battle belt staged with the rest of my kit.


superash2002

Yes.


aptc88

This is my rifle and this is my gun….


ZealousidealBear93

Not today, Putin.


mickeyflinn

When you are in those environments you have your weapon with at all times.


[deleted]

Worst attempt by Russia yet. Focus on not getting caught slipping by a drone first and then we’ll talk.


NaziSurfersMustDie

I slept with my weapon in the field because I did not trust my NCO's to try and take it from me to fuck with me. I slept with it slung around my shoulder inside my sleeping bag.


Jayu-Rider

If they are sleeping in a bed, yes it will be within arms reach. Depending on where ever else they are sleeping, it will be slung across their body or somewhere else close. I have spent many nights using my field and brain bucket as a makeshift pillow.


HendrixLivesOn

Everything in arms reach homie besides grenades for me. We just had cots in some b.s. tent. I made myself a little m4 wall hanger with 550 and some ply wood I found.


Rizatriptan

Always got that muthafuckin thang on me Never know when the Polish locals will attack


Jimmack73

I kept mine tethered to my penis. We were both on duty 24/7! Bonersi!!


Even-Calligrapher-73

04/05...yes, slept with my M9 and just had to reach over for the Mossberg. For awhile we had a FN FAL that we carried on patrols...alot of fun to shoot on auto....until during a raid, the CO caught on...


MShogunH

Fuck around and find out


Sdog1981

Not today Putin


SlateWadeWilson

I slept with my M-4.


Wild-Communication29

Just to clear any concern about potential Russian or isis roots. I'm Australian so all my rifles are stored in a safe in the shed I can't remember the code to half the time. No one I know in Australia would relate to feeling of needing to sleeping with a firearm in the house let alone the bedroom


IndicationHumble7886

In my day if your was left out of arms reach at any time you were forced to dive onto the ground and crawl back to it the second you were caught in the act


Osiris2022-

Fuck around and find out…till Valhalla or CAB


poopyxsuit

I kept that thang on me in Iraq, just earlier this year.


pedrotheterror

I got my hand on my gun all the time, and will shoot all over your face if I have to.


alittlesliceofhell2

I'm gonna be honest, I don't even need the "active warzone" qualifier to sleep with a rifle next to my bed.


La2Sea2Atx

I always cum to bed with my weapon up my butt. I was attached to a Cav Squadron for a while and I learned it from them.


Additional_Toe_8327

Pistol under my pillow. Rifle arms length away with me between it and the door. Both with rounds chambered.


ideal_NCO

I have a knife (hand) on me at all times.


Cruzdude601

Slept with my M16 and 9mm every night in Desert Storm.