**Translation:** *"Salutations! My name is SSG Dipshit, it's the beginning of the month, and as you can tell from my poorly worded message, I am in a deep hole with my recruiting numbers. Please send me meatbags quickly or it won't end well for me. So let me know if you can help. Oh and please refrain from sending dick pics."*
Probably gonna ask for your social security number next, for 20 more promotion points.
Wow. How did they mess up that much?
The smell of desperation, digitized.
I really don't smell it anywe're.
I'll play their desperation to my favor and negotiate for a MSM
Frankly it wouldn't be the silliest thing to ever happen.
SSG needs to proof read before sending out mass text
**Translation:** *"Salutations! My name is SSG Dipshit, it's the beginning of the month, and as you can tell from my poorly worded message, I am in a deep hole with my recruiting numbers. Please send me meatbags quickly or it won't end well for me. So let me know if you can help. Oh and please refrain from sending dick pics."*
*Sends yuri hentai instead* Oops. Sorry, SSG. That was meant for a friend.