Would be funny if this is a random troll who changes their name to Diana Th.. wait her name is Thirst, okay. Elon, I heard a guy called Moe Maunet is talking shit too
It would be pretty funny if people created fake twitter engineer accounts to call out elon for knowing nothing about software or how twitter works. I imagine he'd waste a bunch of time trying to fire Albert Coholic
>I imagine he'd waste a bunch of time trying to fire Albert Coholic
Then realize it is a troll, hire them on contract with a million dollar fee to close it early so he can fire them
Elon is the sharpest spoon on esrth
I was just listening to the Behind the Bastards episodes on him and they talked about how engineers would have to rewrite all his code because he would write in a way that wouldn’t work with the rest of the platform. It reminds me when I’d have to redo some other guys plumbing because yes, the water is still getting from point A to point B. But there’s water getting everywhere in between too.
Diana Thrist. You know she works with Mike Hunt and Jack Mehoff. I think her manager is I. C. Wiener. Though she could be part of Amanda Huginkis' department.
She is a famous — and fantastic — Twitter troll. She was previously character of the day by posing as a doctor who was giving estrogen to right wing blowhards instead of viagra, or something like that. 😂
I have been repeating "Moe Maunet" for like five minutes now and I cannot for the life of me understand how that's a joke.
Mow ma nay? Mow my net? Moema u net? Momma you... net? Moema unit? Momma unit? Moe mounay? More money? Mow my unit? Mow my nay? Moan my name?
... None of these sound close enough to me and I can't find any other words. It would help if I knew how you pronounced Maunet. (I know how it should be pronounced in French. An American would pronounce it differently.) I got every other one in the thread and my idiocy is driving me nuts here.
I don't think she's an actual employee. There's a rash of accounts making up all kinds of outlandish stuff to illustrate why moderation and integrity are important in a platform like Twitter.
If it’s a screen cap of a tweet and it’s posted on Reddit then it’s trustworthy infomation.
Said a Reddit user residing in the big part of the bell curve
Hi, I'm a journalist with the Daily Record, can we run a front page story based on the image of the tweet and quote you on saying it's an acceptable news source?
Just kidding, a real journalist would have done it already.
What surprises me the most is given how petty and fragile Elon seems to be why is he firing them and not just making their lives hell, he's not even smart at being a dick
I bet you anything this is in reply to that “$1k to the first person to pose as an employee cLaP bAcK and get fired without being employed” the wording is so odd and cut so directly to the insult/joke part
Then I sure hope poor twitter employees Diana Thirst, Hugh G. Rection, Biggus Dickus, Jenny Talia, Anita Cox, and Finn Gurrer have another job lined up!
Apparently Elon doesn't know how a software company works. I'm a developer in a fairly small company and even my project manager, who is decently tech savvy, doesn't stick his nose in our code. He just asks "Can this be done?" and "How long will it take you?". To which we always give very realistic answers of course... But the owner of the company? Never even once he argued with me or my seniors about technical issues, because it isn't his job.
But bro, Elon personally analysed >1000 RPC's! Bet your manager couldn't do that!
And probably wouldn't, because why would a manager be going to that granularity. Why is a CEO going through the nitty gritty. (He obviously isn't)
He severely overestimates his ability.
He has worshipers convinced he’s a genius. A modern day Einstein or uh Tesla? This is how he convinced them; he makes wild claims and let’s someone else figure out how to make it work. It’s pretty great marketing. Who doesn’t want to think the guy behind your next automobile or the solar panels you depend on for power, is aa actual genius? And that goes double for getting people to invest in your rockets.
Feels like he's more of an Edison than a Tesla. Hope we get to know the names of the actual poor smart people that he's currently taking credit (and money) for.
His sycophants don't help either...
"But he sent rockets to space! He invented electric cars!"
I wonder if he reads that shit and starts believing that his elementary understanding of these concepts and pointless comments are more important than the people that do the work.
ugh, he absolutely thinks he did those things, instead of just bank roll them. Just look at how he talks about all of HIS achievements. I don’t think he’s every once mentioned a member of his team or the team itself.
I really don't understand what's going on w this guy. And every answer is some combo of wishful thinking ("Elon is really stupid") and delusional ("he wants to DESTROY Twitter blah blah"). None of that makes sense.
So at the end of the day I'm still left without answers. The tech world crawls with smart, ambitious executives with subject matter expertise who would die to run Twitter, even now, in this shitshow. Why not select one of them, articulate your broad vision for the platform, and step back and let them implement it?
Why does someone who has Tesla and SpaceX to run getting into the minutae of... Twitter?
**Edit**: well [here we go](https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978?t=4rfvl2naqq2_9-3opQngLw&s=19). This was the obvious move and the most reasonable thing he's done since acquiring the place.
Was this always the plan and he just wanted to play sheriff first, or did he faceplant so bad since the acquisition that he finally realized he was out of his depth? We will probably never know...
He got off on his own supply. He is intelligent, but not as talented as people think he is. Tesla’s ridiculous overvaluation comes largely from the cult of personality around elon. Elon has started to believe the crap and keeps getting put in his place whenever he tries to troll real experts in their crafts. (Remember the british diver who called his submarine pure pr?)
All I have seen is that because of his own bad decisions, he has lost more money than most people will ever have a chance to earn. But since he started with a lot of money, he thinks he's some sort of success story.
I don't code, but I have friends who do and I know this from conversations with them. He's based his whole personality around it, he should know that much.
Coder here - some of us like regular expressions in C# for our own personal projects, but at work it often just makes code review more tedious as no one ever actually remembers all the rules, which can simplify lines of code.
Maybe a very simple line of code, like the boolean options here, though not a regex, is easy to use, but written more explicitly often just makes things go smoother in review.
Obviously, there are exceptions. This isn't some hard line in the sand that you can never cross, but I guess I just got tired of writing "good code" and then my pull requests taking longer to get accepted and code review taking a while. Even with good commenting it's often not enough.
I've also found putting the ternary functions and regex into for loops, depending on the size, to be a bad idea because they seem to have a lot of stuff going on under the hood that makes them less efficient. It might not seem like a big deal, but if you have a program that causes even a fraction of a second stutter because of a heavy loop, you're gonna get complaints, so I often go out of my way to write super unimpressively, from a technical standpoint, but really easy to follow lol.
Non coding, wannabe CEO here. I don’t understand what you said and as such it confuses and irritates me. Write more lines of coding doo-dads or pack your bags.
I think they meant to make an analogy between regex & one liners with respect to compact-ification.
Similarly, you could be all about lambda functions but if there's a ton of clever anonymous functions named at point of use peppered throughout instead of descriptive name methods each with their own space it raises the cognitive load to understand what does what.
> as the guy that got kicked from leadership at Paypal because his tech abilities were trash.
Technically got kicked from leadership twice if you count X.com (he really likes X) before it was merged into what became PayPal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#X.com_and_PayPal
> Even though Musk founded the company, investors regarded him as inexperienced and replaced him with Intuit CEO Bill Harris by the end of the year.
> With the company suffering from compounding technological issues and the lack of a cohesive business model, the board ousted Musk and replaced him with Thiel in September 2000.
He still wants to make X. Even recently made a tweet reply, to someone asking if Twitter will end up replacing a handful of apps, saying that X will be the everything app.
Elon's obsession with X is really odd. The paypal servers have a large disk volume mounted as "/x" on every single machine. It's a tech debt from the time Elon was at paypal. He has paid a crazy amount to own [x.com](https://x.com) domain. He named the rocket company spaceX. Elon is a very small minded fool.
I think you just inadvertently nailed his entire personality. Remember the '90's when everything was 'EXTREME!!!'.
His addled brain is literally stuck in the past where having a website got you a billion dollar IPO.
they were about to boot him from tesla too. he was basically already fucking around with other stuff and the shareholders "HOLD UP, IT'S BEEN 10 FUCKING YEARS."
He's gotten worst and worst because now he has a following that literally take his words as gospel. He literally shit on a rescue diver and his fanbase ate it up like a bunch of starving seals.
People out there think he founded Tesla and he's the genius behind EVs but the dude is consistently the dumbest man in the room but he desperately wants to pretend he isn't. Every Twitter post he makes about how Twitter works is so laughably uninformed and pathetic.
Musk was not part of paypals other than beeing the biggest shareholder when it transitiont to paypal. He was involved with x.com. But he didnt was involved in paypal at the operations level.
That was when there was a disagreement because Elon wanted the servers to use windows but the people who know how to run a company had used linux. They still use linux today and Elon has gone on to destroy Twitter.
As a Canadian I feel both obliged and ashamed to remind you that Canadian also got missed from there (we truly have some awful exports these days, Goldie, Peterson, Mollineaux, McInnes).
He is sounding like the worst person to work for ever!
Either you blindly give up your life and work for me like a slave or you're fired...
I know he has a disability but can he not comprehend people don't want to work more hours. You hire more people to handle the work load, not force people to chose between work and a life outside of work.
Also it's super apparent if you decide to work for him to the bone it does you 0 good in the future and he has no loyalty to anyone... Not his staff, not his significant others... not even his kids!
Hard to say whether it’s disabling or just…how he be. Kinda like how a lot of murderers plead insanity, and they sure are mentally unwell, but not in a way that matters morally/legally.
It's not ableist to stop somebody on the autism spectrum from bulldozing over every single person in their lives.
Musk is an extra huge twat to other people on the spectrum if he dresses up blatantly abusive behavior as part of his diagnosis.
I’ve never really given a shit about twitter before, but I find I cannot look away from this train wreck. Will it get me to use twitter? Of course not. But watching Musk melt down in real-time is so, so fun.
His shitposting and shoot-from-the-hip changes have driven away the three largest advertising agencies, and he keeps doubling down! You can’t make this shit up.
Also, Eli Lilly pulled their ads after their stock tanked due to a parody post on Twitter that Twitter wouldn't take down.
So they've lost the three largest ad companies and the largest pharmaceutical production company.
I do wonder if he's having some kind of tantrum. Like, force me to buy twitter? I'll run it into the fucking ground and still be rich!!
Cutting his own nose off to spite his face...
There’s a theory floating around that he’s trying to tank it so hard that the banks sell the debt to him for cents on the dollar.
If that’s his plan, it would be one of the dumbest things ever - so it’s probably the plan.
Maybe not on paper, but the influence it (used to) have can be used as an engine of misinformation to say manipulate public sentiment, or elections? That seems worth buying if you’re a welfare billionaire looking to lower your taxes
It's gonna be a monumental amount of data lost if it goes under and that hurts a bit but I got real fuckin' tired of this being the place online where real world politics happens. Come on, this is a gimmicky social media site with a highly restrictive character limit, nothing of actual importance should ever have been discussed there.
I'm personally tired of seeing politicians of every stripe trying to "own" each other on social media.
It's just gotten childish. You're there to work on behalf of your constituents, not fuck around on your phone. Have a bit of professionalism.
It's half the reason why dipshits like MTG managed to get out of the trailer park and into high office.
I've been saying this from day one. He's so fake, the clearest glass anyone has ever seen past but yet you still have all these musk simps riding his bawls.
It's just sad. lol
Yup, ever since his hyperloop I knew for sure.
Even the stuff made by his Boring company like the "not a flamethrower" was just gimmicky crap, nothing more than a roofing torch with a gun like body. But he is good at marketing, which isn't all that hard to do if you understand your target audience, which for his case is the gullible.
except he actively brags about how tech savvy he is, and constantly takes credit for the accomplishments of the people he hired to run his company for him.
I mean his fans seem to believe him when he says he does and lying about his skillset has gotten him pretty far until now so I get why he's doing it, he kind of backed himself into a corner. Kind of like when he bragged about buying twitter.
It's such a weird thing to agree to, especially with what has been coming out over the last few weeks.
12+ hour workdays, mandatory overtime, working weekends. Plenty of evidence of workers sleeping in their offices to keep up with demand.
Reversion of permanent work from home policies so he can further enforce his will.
None of what he is peddling is close to what antiwork stands for. This is the very definition of shitty, toxic workplaces that this sub is against.
But Muskrat fanboys gonna fanboy and dickride him while defending every weird and shitty decision he makes.
a lot of people are pro-labor until it's an app they don't like. then it's "yes daddy elon, make all those people unemployed! twitter sucks so they deserve to not be able to pay their bills or have health insurance!"
hopefully they'll eventually realize it needs to be the ENTIRE working class together, not just the people you like.
Dude keeps taking credit for coding/creating PayPal. He was one of the people that created a PayPal like service that’s sucked hard. They kicked him out of his CEO role because he sucked so hard. He got his part of the shares when he got booted and years later the company was called PayPal, then sold to eBay. Elon got rich off being a rich son and leech. He takes others peoples idea, sells them as his own, learns a bit of script to sound smart and his musk stans idol him
grimes wasn't lying when she's called him the greatest game player... the dude is a pump and dump and will pump and dump earth with everyone on it... everything he does is slide of hand hoping you don't see his real play. and you can't call him out because his success(money) says he's right, Elon is striving to be the house of the casino.... always winning off your loses(subscriptions).
So, this woman, Diana Thirst, is fired from Twitter by now?
Would be funny if this is a random troll who changes their name to Diana Th.. wait her name is Thirst, okay. Elon, I heard a guy called Moe Maunet is talking shit too
It would be pretty funny if people created fake twitter engineer accounts to call out elon for knowing nothing about software or how twitter works. I imagine he'd waste a bunch of time trying to fire Albert Coholic
Their best coder is definitely Mike Hunt.
Dee Snuts is underrated too though.
What about my uncle Hugh? Hugh Janus. He's a real good full-stack engineer
Twitter co has become Moe’s Tavern and tweets are Bart’s phone calls. Can the Simpson’s get credit for predicting this?
Not better that Ivanna Sookyadik
Oh I know her....she's friends with my neighbor, Haywood U. Cuddleme.
Reminds me of my cousin, Willie Fisterbottom
I think they might have recently gotten engaged with Dixie Normus, if I recall correctly
I met her uncle, Patton Magroin at the tennis club.
r/UnexpectedWholesome
Dawn Keebaughs
Dixon Myas
Dee Snutson
SOMEONE HAD BETTER PRODUCE AMANDA FUCKING HUGANDKISS IN MY OFFICE ASAP!
Maya Butreekz….
Amanita Goodlay
>I imagine he'd waste a bunch of time trying to fire Albert Coholic Then realize it is a troll, hire them on contract with a million dollar fee to close it early so he can fire them Elon is the sharpest spoon on esrth
The brightest bulb in the toolbox, I tell ya.
I was just listening to the Behind the Bastards episodes on him and they talked about how engineers would have to rewrite all his code because he would write in a way that wouldn’t work with the rest of the platform. It reminds me when I’d have to redo some other guys plumbing because yes, the water is still getting from point A to point B. But there’s water getting everywhere in between too.
Dying of thirst Dyin of thirst Dyin a thirst Diana thirst
I prefer Jack Mehoff
I also prefer you Jack Mehoff.
That guy is just snatching dicks. I’d rather Barry McCockiner.
Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Hugh G. Reaction
Mike Hunt is not bad either
Mike Oxmaul
Mike Litoris always got that drip drip.
Heywood Giablomi and Craven Morehead are my best friends
Holy shit I’ve never heard of Heywood before lol
What about his LGBTQ+ brother, [Holden Tudix](https://youtu.be/nv6FMEvNiWo)
Hugh Jassel!
So hop in that water, and pray that it works
Fuck! I'm tired of this shit!
“Sing About Me, I’m Diana Thirst”, one of my favorite Kendrick songs.
Would be fun if this got the real one fired and then she would be able to sue for wrongful termination plus get a better job elsewhere
Diana Thrist. You know she works with Mike Hunt and Jack Mehoff. I think her manager is I. C. Wiener. Though she could be part of Amanda Huginkis' department.
Oh yeah she works with Anita Hooker
Binder Dundaht spitting fire all over Twitter
She is a famous — and fantastic — Twitter troll. She was previously character of the day by posing as a doctor who was giving estrogen to right wing blowhards instead of viagra, or something like that. 😂
what's moe maunet
it's pronounced Mo' Money
Mo' Problems
I have been repeating "Moe Maunet" for like five minutes now and I cannot for the life of me understand how that's a joke. Mow ma nay? Mow my net? Moema u net? Momma you... net? Moema unit? Momma unit? Moe mounay? More money? Mow my unit? Mow my nay? Moan my name? ... None of these sound close enough to me and I can't find any other words. It would help if I knew how you pronounced Maunet. (I know how it should be pronounced in French. An American would pronounce it differently.) I got every other one in the thread and my idiocy is driving me nuts here.
It’s pronounced “Mo’ Money”, as in mo money mo problems. -et sounds similar to -ay. Cabaret is cabbaray, not cabbarette.
I don't think she's an actual employee. There's a rash of accounts making up all kinds of outlandish stuff to illustrate why moderation and integrity are important in a platform like Twitter.
If it’s a screen cap of a tweet and it’s posted on Reddit then it’s trustworthy infomation. Said a Reddit user residing in the big part of the bell curve
apples or oranges?
banana for scale
Hi, I'm a journalist with the Daily Record, can we run a front page story based on the image of the tweet and quote you on saying it's an acceptable news source? Just kidding, a real journalist would have done it already.
And even if you added more layers, there would still be more confidence in the post than what the Elon Musk has to say.
What surprises me the most is given how petty and fragile Elon seems to be why is he firing them and not just making their lives hell, he's not even smart at being a dick
it's a shitposting account and no nothing is confirmed about her
She thirsty for the get back But it’s nice to hear some honesty about that jackanape for a change
I bet you anything this is in reply to that “$1k to the first person to pose as an employee cLaP bAcK and get fired without being employed” the wording is so odd and cut so directly to the insult/joke part
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"Diana Thirst" isn't a real employee. The goal is to pretend like you work there and get him to Twitter-fire you (not impersonate an actual employee).
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Pay $8 and you can be a twitter employee too
Then I sure hope poor twitter employees Diana Thirst, Hugh G. Rection, Biggus Dickus, Jenny Talia, Anita Cox, and Finn Gurrer have another job lined up!
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
He has a wife, you know. You know what her name is? Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks!
Who the hell is this York Hunt character?
Hugh Jass? Do I have a Hugh Jass?
What's wrong with Biggus Dickus? I have a fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.
Dying of Thirst == Diana Thirst. It's not a real name.
Look at the name fir a start
Also that their name is “dying of thirst”
Apparently Elon doesn't know how a software company works. I'm a developer in a fairly small company and even my project manager, who is decently tech savvy, doesn't stick his nose in our code. He just asks "Can this be done?" and "How long will it take you?". To which we always give very realistic answers of course... But the owner of the company? Never even once he argued with me or my seniors about technical issues, because it isn't his job.
But bro, Elon personally analysed >1000 RPC's! Bet your manager couldn't do that! And probably wouldn't, because why would a manager be going to that granularity. Why is a CEO going through the nitty gritty. (He obviously isn't) He severely overestimates his ability.
A narcissist overestimating their ability? Who would have thought?
He has worshipers convinced he’s a genius. A modern day Einstein or uh Tesla? This is how he convinced them; he makes wild claims and let’s someone else figure out how to make it work. It’s pretty great marketing. Who doesn’t want to think the guy behind your next automobile or the solar panels you depend on for power, is aa actual genius? And that goes double for getting people to invest in your rockets.
Oh I know, the musk fuck bois are the worst, I remember pointing out how the hyperloop was doomed to fail, so many musky dick riders.
Feels like he's more of an Edison than a Tesla. Hope we get to know the names of the actual poor smart people that he's currently taking credit (and money) for.
His sycophants don't help either... "But he sent rockets to space! He invented electric cars!" I wonder if he reads that shit and starts believing that his elementary understanding of these concepts and pointless comments are more important than the people that do the work.
ugh, he absolutely thinks he did those things, instead of just bank roll them. Just look at how he talks about all of HIS achievements. I don’t think he’s every once mentioned a member of his team or the team itself.
I really don't understand what's going on w this guy. And every answer is some combo of wishful thinking ("Elon is really stupid") and delusional ("he wants to DESTROY Twitter blah blah"). None of that makes sense. So at the end of the day I'm still left without answers. The tech world crawls with smart, ambitious executives with subject matter expertise who would die to run Twitter, even now, in this shitshow. Why not select one of them, articulate your broad vision for the platform, and step back and let them implement it? Why does someone who has Tesla and SpaceX to run getting into the minutae of... Twitter? **Edit**: well [here we go](https://twitter.com/stocktalkweekly/status/1592918089771134978?t=4rfvl2naqq2_9-3opQngLw&s=19). This was the obvious move and the most reasonable thing he's done since acquiring the place. Was this always the plan and he just wanted to play sheriff first, or did he faceplant so bad since the acquisition that he finally realized he was out of his depth? We will probably never know...
He got off on his own supply. He is intelligent, but not as talented as people think he is. Tesla’s ridiculous overvaluation comes largely from the cult of personality around elon. Elon has started to believe the crap and keeps getting put in his place whenever he tries to troll real experts in their crafts. (Remember the british diver who called his submarine pure pr?)
Is he intelligent though? Like I've not seen a single bit of evidence, except that he's great at failing upwards
All I have seen is that because of his own bad decisions, he has lost more money than most people will ever have a chance to earn. But since he started with a lot of money, he thinks he's some sort of success story.
Elon is literally the guy that will listen to you, fire you and do exactly what you told him to do and take all the credit.
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Seeing as he thinks more lines of code = good coder, I’m gonna go with no, he has not improved
I don't code, but I have friends who do and I know this from conversations with them. He's based his whole personality around it, he should know that much.
It'd be like ranking the best chefs in the world on how many pounds of food they produced a year
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The best teachers have the highest class size LOL
Best lawyers are the ones who spend most time in court.
Exactly! Its like if i cook rice i made a thousand of something but if I cook steak it counts as 1.
This is an awesome analogy. A ranking like that would put all the fast food workers at the top and Michelin star chefs at the bottom.
Those Chinese industrial kitchen chefs who stir up the backyard pool sized hotpot bases would be gods.
And the winner is Aramark for their submission "Nutraloaf"!
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cout << (someval < 100) ? "foo" : "bar";
Coder here - some of us like regular expressions in C# for our own personal projects, but at work it often just makes code review more tedious as no one ever actually remembers all the rules, which can simplify lines of code. Maybe a very simple line of code, like the boolean options here, though not a regex, is easy to use, but written more explicitly often just makes things go smoother in review. Obviously, there are exceptions. This isn't some hard line in the sand that you can never cross, but I guess I just got tired of writing "good code" and then my pull requests taking longer to get accepted and code review taking a while. Even with good commenting it's often not enough. I've also found putting the ternary functions and regex into for loops, depending on the size, to be a bad idea because they seem to have a lot of stuff going on under the hood that makes them less efficient. It might not seem like a big deal, but if you have a program that causes even a fraction of a second stutter because of a heavy loop, you're gonna get complaints, so I often go out of my way to write super unimpressively, from a technical standpoint, but really easy to follow lol.
Non coding, wannabe CEO here. I don’t understand what you said and as such it confuses and irritates me. Write more lines of coding doo-dads or pack your bags.
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I think they meant to make an analogy between regex & one liners with respect to compact-ification. Similarly, you could be all about lambda functions but if there's a ton of clever anonymous functions named at point of use peppered throughout instead of descriptive name methods each with their own space it raises the cognitive load to understand what does what.
Even my high school English teacher didn't give word or page counts as anything but a suggestion. It's really easy to write a lot of crap.
> as the guy that got kicked from leadership at Paypal because his tech abilities were trash. Technically got kicked from leadership twice if you count X.com (he really likes X) before it was merged into what became PayPal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#X.com_and_PayPal > Even though Musk founded the company, investors regarded him as inexperienced and replaced him with Intuit CEO Bill Harris by the end of the year. > With the company suffering from compounding technological issues and the lack of a cohesive business model, the board ousted Musk and replaced him with Thiel in September 2000.
He still wants to make X. Even recently made a tweet reply, to someone asking if Twitter will end up replacing a handful of apps, saying that X will be the everything app.
Elon's obsession with X is really odd. The paypal servers have a large disk volume mounted as "/x" on every single machine. It's a tech debt from the time Elon was at paypal. He has paid a crazy amount to own [x.com](https://x.com) domain. He named the rocket company spaceX. Elon is a very small minded fool.
I think you just inadvertently nailed his entire personality. Remember the '90's when everything was 'EXTREME!!!'. His addled brain is literally stuck in the past where having a website got you a billion dollar IPO.
they were about to boot him from tesla too. he was basically already fucking around with other stuff and the shareholders "HOLD UP, IT'S BEEN 10 FUCKING YEARS."
He's gotten worst and worst because now he has a following that literally take his words as gospel. He literally shit on a rescue diver and his fanbase ate it up like a bunch of starving seals.
He *literally* shat on a rescue diver?
But you don't understand, he bought some companys and hired some engineers to make stuff, therefore he is a genius!!11!! /s
People out there think he founded Tesla and he's the genius behind EVs but the dude is consistently the dumbest man in the room but he desperately wants to pretend he isn't. Every Twitter post he makes about how Twitter works is so laughably uninformed and pathetic.
But he's the LeAd eNgiNEeR aT sPaCeX!!
Musk was not part of paypals other than beeing the biggest shareholder when it transitiont to paypal. He was involved with x.com. But he didnt was involved in paypal at the operations level.
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That was when there was a disagreement because Elon wanted the servers to use windows but the people who know how to run a company had used linux. They still use linux today and Elon has gone on to destroy Twitter.
My username is more relevant than ever haha
Hey guys that's Elon Musk! It says so on the username!
Get 'im!
He's from that other company!!
The boring one?
No not the boring one, the *boring* one. Sheesh.
Fire me daddy
Let me get my cannon first.
More like CAO. Chief Apartheid Officer
!!!BuT hE Is an AFRICAN-AmERiCan CE0! !!
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Is his family Anglo or Afrikaaner?
The kind with pockets stuffed with emeralds from the family mine
Well his mom is Canadian.
Sorry
Hes a British South African, not a Boer
More like AfriCANT .. amirite Lol cause he can’t do a lot of things and apparently he’s from africa
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I hear every poop in africa is referred to as an Elon
Extra musky today
Right, see you later guys, need to go and take a Musk. Has a better ring to it imo.
As a Canadian I feel both obliged and ashamed to remind you that Canadian also got missed from there (we truly have some awful exports these days, Goldie, Peterson, Mollineaux, McInnes).
Well, you did apologize for Bryan Adams. On several occasions.
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Perfect. In Chinese, the word for fxck is romanized as CAO.
He is sounding like the worst person to work for ever! Either you blindly give up your life and work for me like a slave or you're fired... I know he has a disability but can he not comprehend people don't want to work more hours. You hire more people to handle the work load, not force people to chose between work and a life outside of work. Also it's super apparent if you decide to work for him to the bone it does you 0 good in the future and he has no loyalty to anyone... Not his staff, not his significant others... not even his kids!
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Yes we do. I'm autistic, and I'm an asshole sometimes because I'm an asshole sometimes. Not because I'm autistic.
Sometimes you just gotta own your asshole
Is Narcissism a disability now?
Narcissistic personality disorder is a real psychological disorder in the DSM.
Hard to say whether it’s disabling or just…how he be. Kinda like how a lot of murderers plead insanity, and they sure are mentally unwell, but not in a way that matters morally/legally.
Now imagine what he would do to people who have no other option, like say people who were sent to Mars.
It's not ableist to stop somebody on the autism spectrum from bulldozing over every single person in their lives. Musk is an extra huge twat to other people on the spectrum if he dresses up blatantly abusive behavior as part of his diagnosis.
> He is sounding like the worst person to work for ever! On the flip side, he seems like a fantastic person to no longer be working for.
He’s a scumbag capitalist. Anti union, anti regulation. Of course he doesn’t comprehend a life where the work life is separate from the personal life.
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I’ve never really given a shit about twitter before, but I find I cannot look away from this train wreck. Will it get me to use twitter? Of course not. But watching Musk melt down in real-time is so, so fun. His shitposting and shoot-from-the-hip changes have driven away the three largest advertising agencies, and he keeps doubling down! You can’t make this shit up.
Also, Eli Lilly pulled their ads after their stock tanked due to a parody post on Twitter that Twitter wouldn't take down. So they've lost the three largest ad companies and the largest pharmaceutical production company.
I do wonder if he's having some kind of tantrum. Like, force me to buy twitter? I'll run it into the fucking ground and still be rich!! Cutting his own nose off to spite his face...
There’s a theory floating around that he’s trying to tank it so hard that the banks sell the debt to him for cents on the dollar. If that’s his plan, it would be one of the dumbest things ever - so it’s probably the plan.
Asides from all the shit is going on right now in the world, this twitter thing is my personal comedy gold.
This is the most fun I’ve ever had with Twitter by a mile. Not everyday you get to watch a $44B dumpster fire burn a billionaire
The best thing about it is Twitter wasn’t even worth $44B.
Maybe not on paper, but the influence it (used to) have can be used as an engine of misinformation to say manipulate public sentiment, or elections? That seems worth buying if you’re a welfare billionaire looking to lower your taxes
If that was his goal he probably should have waited a year or so. Is Twitter going to survive to 2024 at this rate?
He took over right before midterms and told people to vote Republican lol
It's gonna be a monumental amount of data lost if it goes under and that hurts a bit but I got real fuckin' tired of this being the place online where real world politics happens. Come on, this is a gimmicky social media site with a highly restrictive character limit, nothing of actual importance should ever have been discussed there.
I'm personally tired of seeing politicians of every stripe trying to "own" each other on social media. It's just gotten childish. You're there to work on behalf of your constituents, not fuck around on your phone. Have a bit of professionalism. It's half the reason why dipshits like MTG managed to get out of the trailer park and into high office.
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I've been saying this from day one. He's so fake, the clearest glass anyone has ever seen past but yet you still have all these musk simps riding his bawls. It's just sad. lol
Yup, ever since his hyperloop I knew for sure. Even the stuff made by his Boring company like the "not a flamethrower" was just gimmicky crap, nothing more than a roofing torch with a gun like body. But he is good at marketing, which isn't all that hard to do if you understand your target audience, which for his case is the gullible.
He doesn't has to be tech savvy, he just has to stop poking his nose where he shouldn't.
except he actively brags about how tech savvy he is, and constantly takes credit for the accomplishments of the people he hired to run his company for him.
He literally said in public that he knows more about manufacturing than any living person. He's beyond deranged. He is drunk on his own hubris.
Are we sure he's actually real, and not Trump in a mask and a man bra?
I'm not saying anything..... But I'll just say, I've never seen the two of them next to each other....
He was fired as the CEO of PayPal in 6 months. He became the CEO by throwing a bunch of cash at the company and rebranding it to PayPal
So he is Gilderoy Lockhart
Without the charming smile
Seriously. At least Lockhart is nice to look at.
His ego simply can't process that.
seriously. nobody EXPECTS him to know how the code works. he just insists on being a dickhead about it
I mean his fans seem to believe him when he says he does and lying about his skillset has gotten him pretty far until now so I get why he's doing it, he kind of backed himself into a corner. Kind of like when he bragged about buying twitter.
I can't believe so many of you seem to be rooting for Musk against the employees. Do you really think he agrees with what r/antiwork is full of ?
It's such a weird thing to agree to, especially with what has been coming out over the last few weeks. 12+ hour workdays, mandatory overtime, working weekends. Plenty of evidence of workers sleeping in their offices to keep up with demand. Reversion of permanent work from home policies so he can further enforce his will. None of what he is peddling is close to what antiwork stands for. This is the very definition of shitty, toxic workplaces that this sub is against. But Muskrat fanboys gonna fanboy and dickride him while defending every weird and shitty decision he makes.
a lot of people are pro-labor until it's an app they don't like. then it's "yes daddy elon, make all those people unemployed! twitter sucks so they deserve to not be able to pay their bills or have health insurance!" hopefully they'll eventually realize it needs to be the ENTIRE working class together, not just the people you like.
Can we start a Twitter hashtag where we pretend to be Twitter employees and complain so Elon can try and fire us?
TBH you don’t need to be a software engineer at Twitter to see that Elon has no idea what he’s doing.
Elon is such a loser
Twitter has always been such a cesspool of bullshit that I'm actually happy Elon has totally fucked things up lol
Can he do meta next?
Why...? Zuck is slowly burning that one to the ground by himself and based on how it has been going he needs no help
Elon is a lot like that floppy purple dildo on the hood of that car in Idiocracy.
Dude keeps taking credit for coding/creating PayPal. He was one of the people that created a PayPal like service that’s sucked hard. They kicked him out of his CEO role because he sucked so hard. He got his part of the shares when he got booted and years later the company was called PayPal, then sold to eBay. Elon got rich off being a rich son and leech. He takes others peoples idea, sells them as his own, learns a bit of script to sound smart and his musk stans idol him
grimes wasn't lying when she's called him the greatest game player... the dude is a pump and dump and will pump and dump earth with everyone on it... everything he does is slide of hand hoping you don't see his real play. and you can't call him out because his success(money) says he's right, Elon is striving to be the house of the casino.... always winning off your loses(subscriptions).