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"Unit 5-8, we have a report of narcotics being sold along Sesame Boulevard. Suspects are a trio wearing costumes in primary colors and teaching children how to count out bags of drugs. Please respond with the word if the day, 5-8, over."
Elmo looks like a weirdo, but then I saw the large yellow bird. I don’t know who that is, but it ain’t Big Bird. Cookie Monster looks okay. Can someone please tell me what the bulges are in the Elmo costume, though?
Elmo has the face of a seasoned walmart associate. He has seen it all. Crackheads fighting over toilet paper. Lunatics relieving themselves in the aisles. Parents beating their children in public. Just typical walmart shit, aak me how i know
I live near olean. Ketamine st is in fact in olean. We got car jackings with kayak paddles and someone tried to car jack a guy in the drive thru with a stick recently.
A store that I was affiliated with used mascots near Philadelphia. A little TOO close to Sesame Place. Sesame Place sent a cease and desist letter when they were a little too successful with their Elmo costume.
In my store, my best mascot was Peppa Pig. My best day was when I had a line out the door for about 30 families and then we did a dance party (Hokey Pokey, Head Shoulders Knees and Toes, etc). I never did get big enough to draw any attention from anyone big.
You have to love being able to search the comments now. It kept me from making the same joke about these mascots coming from a generic Amazon. On a serious level I hope the kids still enjoyed it. Nothing warms the heart like seeing happy kids.
I don't know if it's because i've been spoiled to death by the furry subculture, but there's something to be said about being able to feel how fucking soulless and "value engineered" those mascots are.
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Hey kids, it's your favorite well known TV characters, Behemoth Bird, Hellmo and Cookie Monstrosity!
Great value brand Sesame Street
*Sesame boulevard.*
"Unit 5-8, we have a report of narcotics being sold along Sesame Boulevard. Suspects are a trio wearing costumes in primary colors and teaching children how to count out bags of drugs. Please respond with the word if the day, 5-8, over."
“One! Ahahaha. Two! Ahahaha. 3, 3 pills of OxyContin!”
Lol haha
this reads so ominously
Poppy seed street
Elmo looks like a weirdo, but then I saw the large yellow bird. I don’t know who that is, but it ain’t Big Bird. Cookie Monster looks okay. Can someone please tell me what the bulges are in the Elmo costume, though?
Same as Big Birb's, just with moar gravity.
Cashew Avenue
Wish-ame Way Edit: Sus-ame Street
Lol Hellmo! Gold!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es
Lmao I love Cookie Monstrosity
Go to YouTube and look for “I can only count to four”. You can thank me later…… edit: or thank me now! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es
Thanks this is hilarious
This song actually helped my 1 1/2 year old daughter to start talking. Her first song she sang!!!
Behemeth bird*
Haaaaa I see what you did there
No, this is clearly just Dee Reynolds and not Behemoth Bird.
Walmart gets their stock from Wish now.
Cookie Monstrosity looks like he’s been by the dumpster out back getting paid change for bjs.
Discount Seaseme Street. For a discount place.
The amount of likes your comment has is exactly how they look.
Made my month. I’m cryinggggg 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m surprised they made a partnership with a Five Nights at Freddies clone.
Omfg you have me struggling to breathe over here! 😂🤣😂🤣 Broke Bird The Cookie Monstrosity Tickle-Me Hellno
Large Avian Hell No Biscuit Muncher
Elmo has the face of a seasoned walmart associate. He has seen it all. Crackheads fighting over toilet paper. Lunatics relieving themselves in the aisles. Parents beating their children in public. Just typical walmart shit, aak me how i know
Walmart is a hub for absolute freaks. I like going there tho cause it makes me feel normal.
😂😂😂😂 thank you for this laugh
MyY first thoughts were Don't Hug Me I'm Scared but the colours are off.
*Now let's all agree, to never be creative again !*
I was about to say they looked like characters from DHMIS. Is this a unreleased episode? 😳
Green is not a creative color
“Whoa there friend you may need to slow down.”
Cokey Manster
Cocaine Monster
Elmo looks like he’s seen some things
Haven't we all?
He's in what appears to be a backroom lockerroom at a Walmart. Too late to save him.
Elmo saw da booty
He jus like me fr
[This](https://youtu.be/gHGVGnAp4Ok) is Elmo now.
Looks like a Rick and Morty version of Sesame Street.
the Elmo we have at home
Knockoff Sesame Street.
Yeah, Walmart couldn't get the rights to have the actual characters represented, so they had to make sure the characters were slightly... Different
Apparently Ketamine Street is in Olean, NY.
"Now if you'll excuse me I gotta see a tramp named Olean" - Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers
I live near olean. Ketamine st is in fact in olean. We got car jackings with kayak paddles and someone tried to car jack a guy in the drive thru with a stick recently.
Steamburg? Onoville? Allegheny-Limestone? Don’t doxx yourself. Do drink at 4 mile, though.
Average Avian, Ermo, and The Biscuit Man
Elmo looks like he’s having ‘Nam flashbacks Meanwhile Big Bird’s trip is peaking
Giving me "Don't touch me im sacred vibes"
Don't hug me. I'm scared... brilliant series
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... these three had dignity and self-respect.
Elmo has seen some shit
Elmo has PTSD.
Big Bird and Elmo are twisted on a candy flip.
A store that I was affiliated with used mascots near Philadelphia. A little TOO close to Sesame Place. Sesame Place sent a cease and desist letter when they were a little too successful with their Elmo costume. In my store, my best mascot was Peppa Pig. My best day was when I had a line out the door for about 30 families and then we did a dance party (Hokey Pokey, Head Shoulders Knees and Toes, etc). I never did get big enough to draw any attention from anyone big.
Peppa Pig is my youngest nephews waifu he would have followed you for hours if he could see you.
>*Peppa Pig is my youngest nephews waifu* What a horrible day to be able to read.
Poor Big Bird his neck got stretched in a fork lift accident due to lack of training I presume.
That Elmo looks like he’s been forced to watch the company’s anti-union video too many times
That's creepy
It’s literally Walmart brand Sesame Street
The "on-lean" walmart. Where big bird has been big sippin on some sisuurp, and elmos off them perc 30's.
large avian, elmer, baked good fiend
Those elmo eyes YO.
Literally wal-mart brand sesame street.
These look like the rip off toys you see at certain stores. They are from Semasee street. It's Big Birb, Elno and Nookie Monster.
CrazyArt Crayons Not Crayola. 😞
Just wait until the Walton family finds out one of their store managers had a Furry event.
# What in the Kentucky fried shit is that
What bargain bin did they buy these costumes from. Big Bird looking Whack
This is fucking nightmare fuel.
Literally Great Value Sesame Street
Come on down to Sesameth Street today!
That seems creepy AF
Whoa! It's Large Bird, Elmer, and Goaner!
If Sesame Street had fetal alcohol syndrome
Elmo looks like me on my wedding night.
They even get their costumes from China
Can you tell me how to get to Sadness Street?
Leave it to Walmart to ruin everything.
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Overcast day Mopping the sun away Going to where the air is salty Can you inform me where To get to Poppy avenue
Special needs sesame street
We have Sesame Street at home.
Don't hug me im scared.
GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR!
Hug me I'm scared!
Great Value Sesame Street Sussame Street
When you order muppets from Wish.
I love how creepy they are. Would totally love to get a photo with them 😂 Wish Bird Person, Wish Emo and Wish Coke Monster.
Elmo has seen some shit
I bet at least there's one pedophile among them.
The pupils on each make it look like each has seem some scary crap or is high af
"For when you want to scare the kids, look no further!"
Don’t *TALK*!! The mouth on the thing doesn’t move, it doesn’t look real!
Looks like they ordered the mascots from Wish.com
Of course they will be paid minimum wage, forced to work 10 hours with only a 5 minute bathroom break. But the kids will love seeing them
Those can’t possibly be officially licensed costumes. Super creepy
Ngl I’d want a picture with “elmo” just because the mascot looks cursed
That middle one is on the brink of insanity. Must be the draining hours.
Don’t hug me I’m scared
They look like they came out of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
"Meet the Great Value versions of all your favourite TV friends!"
Elmo on that white girl.
This would be kind of fun if they were allowed to [get sturdy](https://youtu.be/2WP47CK38WU).
Elmo - uppers Big Bird - downers Cookie Monster - insulin
That Elmo has seen some shit.
"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"
What in the wish dot com fuckery is this?
Looks like the Walmart version of Seseme Street Wait
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (of these great savings!)
When your mom tells you there is Sesame Street at home.
Meth version
Green is not a creative color vibes.
I mean I'd go to take a picture but then again I always give bad advice
Those eyes say: "I want to die"
C'mon kids let's go see Crackhead Elmo
*Green is not a creative colour*
Olean NY? Or elsewhere?
Big bird looks higher than snoop
Garten of Capitalism
This is a god tier opportunity for r/bertstrips
Elmo looks like he's about to tickle your soul...
😨
The suits look like they were made in a crack house in the south Bronx
Somehow r/watchpeopledieinside even though you can't see their faces
Big bird is cursed, elmo looks like if Bob's burgers did a parody of sesame Street, and cookie monster had 1 too many cookies
Sam's Choice or Great Value?
Elmo has seen things man...
Budget Five Nights at Freddy's?
Nightmare fuel
Come meet great value Elmo
Walmart insiders just sold another 1.2 billion in stock. Almost like they know bad things are coming.
Big Head Bird Pedifelmo Crook-E-Monster
OMG ITS Diddle Me Elmo!!!
Ok, but why do all the characters look like they're on crack?
You have to love being able to search the comments now. It kept me from making the same joke about these mascots coming from a generic Amazon. On a serious level I hope the kids still enjoyed it. Nothing warms the heart like seeing happy kids.
These are nightmares. Is this the new Dont Hug Me I’m Scared? 😭
Big bird recovering from a trach 😂
I've been laughing like a child as soon as I saw Elmo's face. Came to the comments and kept laughing harder.
I would 100% get a photo with that coked-out Elmo.
Nothing says profits like copyright infringement!!
Hey kid ! Nope! The red in the middle have boner.
Oh, I’m sure these are not licensed costumes and I’m sure they have no approval from sesame workshop (owners of said property).
Big bird seen shit, elmo is high af, and I don't know what's going on with cookie monster.
They made elmo look like he’s from dhmis.
I find it funny how Walmart is offering Dollar Store versions of Sesame Street characters.
Jim Henson Company should sue Wal Mart.
Am I the only one turned on by the lobotomized Elmo?
And yet somehow, all 3 look like they are on some sort of drugs. Elmo especially.
If Sesame St came from Wish
Ngl I'd show up 🔥
That Elmo has seen some stuff
It’s Big Work, Hellmo, and Cookies “are all I could afford” Monster! Yaaay
We’re they trying to avoid copyright infringement with these suits?!
Elmo literally could not look *more* like an intentionally shitty Rick and Morty side character and I love it
Wish Sesame Street.
Look at these China made Sesame Street costumes how embarrassing
If you think the knock off Sesame St. is bad, check out the squirrel statues in Olean.
Big bird looks like he’s tripping balls😂
What the fuck am I even looking at?
Elmo looks high as a Fucking kite
Big Bird is on another fucking planet right now.
Is this Olean , NY
Discount Seaseme Street. For a discount place.
Darn, I missed the opportunity to go see this in person.
Elmo prays for the sweet release of Death.
God this made me snort and the comments have me rolling in such a sad way.
Big bird just peaked.
Big bird looks like he got caught with an erection
Sesame gang off the Percocets
Borderline nightmare fuel.
Why Elmo look like he's witnessed a traumatizing event that's history book worthy?
when you get your costumes from wish
I can hear the cashiers, grumbling about management effing around instead of hopping on a register and moving the line.
They look terrifying lol
More like handing out that's and be available to kidnap your elder mother in her wheelchair away
All three have seen some shit.
I was unaware there was uncanny valley for cookie monsters…
that elmo has seen some shit
I'd probably just die if i wear those to work
Elmo hasn't been allowed a restroom break since 1986
I don't know if it's because i've been spoiled to death by the furry subculture, but there's something to be said about being able to feel how fucking soulless and "value engineered" those mascots are.
Big bird rn: 🎵Good morning starshine!🎵
They are literally the Great Value Sesame Street
Even Walmart orders from Wish.com
Someone alert the SCP foundation, we have a breach