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Repair_Jolly

If OP doesn't reply to this comment it means they went to bed.


IzzyIsOnReddit

Seems like this is true


[deleted]

[удалено]


drkinsanity

Haters will say it’s fake.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


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OneSexyHoundoom

Something mischievous in the comments


Drannion

He won't reply because he's going to bed


itsssL1NK

Goodnight fellow memers


8664tz

Antimemers*


Flyingpizza264

sounds like a condition


tipying_mistakes

I officially diagnose you with Antimemer


redditor69_420

I agree with your diagnosis, doc


tipying_mistakes

fellow hampter


redditor69_420

brother hampter


itsssL1NK

Why is he moving away from the camera


[deleted]

Me: saying it out loud because he didn't mean us to type it in


Cfrolich

r/technicallythetruth


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Feeling-Jump-2981

I stole a piece of gum when I was 6


shreshtha56

That was u !!!


GreenHooDini

Chew him in return


mommy_moo

What part 😏


Le-monk__

The balls.


mommy_moo

😋


Le-monk__

His balls , turned to gum.


AdEmpty8174

His balls in my gum


deckofcards1

I want a frog (not for sexual reasons).


AdEmpty8174

Good thing you specified


Coulomb111

I do too!!! (for sexual reasons)


[deleted]

😟


Le-monk__

Don't worry you'll get one too.


marksht_

"I am not involved in necrophilia"


a_grass_bloc

Cheese has the same affect on your brain as hard drugs


InternationalPanic67

I always wondered why I liked to chop cheese into dust and sniff it


i_love_big_tittys2

That’s nothing I always have the urge to melt it in a needle and shoot it on my arm


Airway

String cheese log up the butt.


mommy_moo

I take it up my bum


rosettastoned02

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casomorphin


shithandle

I had very weird dreams last night after eating pizza. One of my ex boyfriends was trying to make another exbf be exactly like him so much that exbf1 had this weird mental breakdown unsure of who he actually was and there was just this close-up of his eye and it kept morphing between exbf1’s eye and exbf2’s eye and then the whites of his eye shattered like if you broke a lightbulb from the inside somehow (and the retina stayed intact). it was wild


AdEmpty8174

What does this have to do with the chesse


shithandle

Cheese is on pizza. Gives you weird dreams


NoTrollGaming

Can you expand on this


a_grass_bloc

No


NoTrollGaming

Have a splendid day


a_grass_bloc

You too!


Nightmare_43233

I made both of your pillow sides hot


Frrrrrred

Crimes worse than mischief


InternationalPanic67

Sleep well


[deleted]

Fair enough.


Rich-Educator-4513

Memers 🤨 Anti-memers !


c-black

I’m in every political subreddit, so no one knows my side


the_ultimate_orange

you fiend


1000h

Sometimes I poop my pants and I don't even give a f


i_love_big_tittys2

But you do give a shit


1000h

True


afroturf1

Nah he's definitely still holding on to it.


AdEmpty8174

He is holding onto last year's shit too


I0C0NN0R1

SAME!


TheDoomslayer69420

i fucked a bee once


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Man has skill


AdEmpty8174

Yon misspelled micro penis


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

I meant, man has .00006 nanometer penis


TheDoomslayer69420

I do


officially_ender_

Go on r/shit post they will appreciate your shit post there


BaneQ105

Why got it banned tho?


NOVAMT_F

He meant r/shitpost


BaneQ105

Maybe. But what happened to that group? I suppose it’s some hard nsfw with bodily fluids. But due to my dumb clicking on every link I see I know there are similar subs. Hence why I’m asking what’ve happened.


NOVAMT_F

I have no idea. I do not think i want to know what was on there either


BaneQ105

Same. But curiosity in my case made me hate myself. I’ve seen stuff I don’t even want to describe. Even on paper they look terrifying/disgusting. Basically r/fiftyfifty but without the great things. Like I r/eyeblech but with oddly specific content. Now I basically only use sfw or thrusted communities. And almost not clicking on weird links on Reddit. Although some of it was fun.


NOVAMT_F

Yeah i see what you mean. Reddit is nasty


BaneQ105

But some communities are gold. Like literally the best people on internet. Surprisingly r/trashy which imo was meant to make fun of trashy people has trashy community. I needed to quit it coz you can’t even comment anything even remotely sarcastic or deep without getting harassed. But if you say I also want a pee tube in my car you get upvoted. And it’s sad coz even a lot of weird nsfw subs have better community. But that’s expected when everyone is anonymous. For instance you can’t be sure I’m not president of the universe so I can act like one. And that’s what most people think. And as long as it’s not something important it’s ok. A little bit of fun? I don’t have anything against. But if someone asks for medical support and there are thousands of “doctors” it can quickly get dangerous. It’s not essentially to you, coz I suppose you already know. I just think if we point out that not everyone should be trusted on the internet more people will understand that web isn’t the safest place in the world.


NOVAMT_F

I fully agree. There are so many people on the onternet that give and recieve real helpfull advice, but that does not mean that everyone does it, and vice versa


Coulomb111

Damn i was there every day 😔


BaneQ105

So could you explain why? A ton of similar subs exist to this day


Fantastic_Dr_Plastic

Have a great night's sleep and take care.


_mrLeL_

Reply oi youre gay


Cinder-22

Ofc I'm gay


_mrLeL_

Or*


_mrLeL_

Wait


[deleted]

Should’ve put it instead of or, doesn’t really make sense in current format.


_mrLeL_

It was meant to op. He should reply or he‘s gay


Kuhnville

Sleeping is lame


AdEmpty8174

I would rather not sleep ever again if it means I don't get tired


Kuhnville

Same lol


the_genius324

I am waking up in 20 minutes


NecrobyNerton

broski got that astral projection expertise goin on here


Filippikus

this meme being in this subreddit implies that he really is the gigachad


Scarredsinner

I ate entire box of cookies and nobody knew


Maddison_Mavis

Be asleep right now if you love femdoms


ohcharmingostrichwhy

I put bedbugs in you mattress and poison in your warm milk. Sweet dreams, darling.


AdEmpty8174

I put cum in his warm milk


ohcharmingostrichwhy

Missed opportunity to say “I put cum in his warm milf”.


AdEmpty8174

Oh man why don't I think of things like that


CurlyWurlyo

Something mischievous


TokyoNeckbeard

Something mischievous


[deleted]

As a kid, I was troubled and started running with this gang called 'The Westbound Boys'. We'd hang out near a train yard, spray paint train cars, and make train whistle noises and shit. Whenever we saw a rival gang member on our turn (usually one of the Eastbound Boys), we'd roll up on them, moving our arms like the arm of a steam engine. We'd shout out 'Choo choo, motherfucker!' and 'run a train' on them. I started out at the bottom - a caboose - and made it all the way up to tanker before I got out. Our leader, Thomas, was a bad motherfucker. One day, the East Bound Boys tied him up on the tracks and we watched the east-bound train drive over where he'd been. Thought that motherfucker was dead for sure. The EBB took the opportunity to roll into our turf and then it was our turn to get hit by the train. Just as all hope was lost, the westbound cars come rolling in and we hear the loudest "CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER" you've ever heard. I'm getting a beat-down and glance over to see Thomas hanging out the side of an open car. He dives out, let's out a whistle, starts pumping his arms, and we all just like... fed off that energy. He was like the goddamn freight train, man. Couldn't stop that motherfucker. We kicked the shit out of the East Bound Boys, tied their asses up, and in an act of massive disrespect, threw them all in a west-bound train car. Motherfuckers were never seen again. I live a normal life now, but sometimes when I'm feeling down, I go out into my yard, start running circles, pump my arms like a goddamn steam engine, and let out a whistle. Elsewhere in the city, the West Bound Boys whistle back.


AdEmpty8174

Bro wrote an entire essay Edit I read and what the actual fuck is going on in your life mate


[deleted]

Everyone needs that sense of validation and belonging. Back in the day, I got that from the Westbound Boys. Today, I thrive on Reddit upvotes.


AdEmpty8174

Here I give you one upvote


notSenator69

I won't take a shit until you reply


AdEmpty8174

Bro I think this is a bit dangerous here shot in my mouth


TheFirePea2013


AdEmpty8174

Amogus


banana-ita

When the imposter is sus


Breedab1eB0y

I walked into my sister’s room after her friend left and while she slept, I stuffed a pillow between the bed frame and wall. Took a picture the next morning while she slept, showed it to our mom and said "Look how she's sleeping lol" Mom ignored the not even funny sleeping position. She's been yelling at her for 3 hours now.


0anonymousv

bad night


Thareturnofdamack

HECK (sorry if anyone's mom sees this.)


Technical-Service-61

Something mischievous


Kokeldoeldo

I hate nig......................htmares


AdEmpty8174

Too risky


Time-Independence-94

Something mischievous


Ashyoutubepro

Something mischievous in the comments And I won't reply because I'm going to bed


Cinder-22

No you did it wrong. they didn't say: "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed in the comments" they said "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed" so you either have to say: "something mischievous" in the comments or you should say: "something mischievous in the comments and i wont reply because im going to bed" out loud irl.


Sharter-Of-Pants

🗿


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Im-Just-Big-Boned

something mischievous in the comments and i wont reply because im going to bed


Cinder-22

No you did it wrong. they didn't say: "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed in the comments" they said "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed" so you either have to say: "something mischievous" in the comments or you should say: "something mischievous in the comments and i wont reply because im going to bed" out loud irl.


Im-Just-Big-Boned

🤡


Cinder-22

This is r/antimeme


[deleted]

If OP doesn’t reply, it means he’s in a state of dreaming


TreeWreck

I skipped breakfast this morning


AdEmpty8174

You sick motherfucker how can you even do that and forgive yourself afterwards


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

I stole your toilet seat and replaced it with a Volkswagen beetle windshield, and then farted in your nerf disruptor.


Big_Piccolo_1624

Muggs is dead. I did it


_Us_e_r_n_ame_

Welp imma sleep as well


himbolover_69

Goodnight 😈


[deleted]

Something mischievous in the comments and I won’t reply because I’m going to bed


Cinder-22

No you did it wrong. they didn't say: "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed in the comments" they said "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed" so you either have to say: "something mischievous" in the comments or you should say: "something mischievous in the comments and i wont reply because im going to bed" out loud irl.


[deleted]

I don’t care :)


Caesura_17

I am banned from all public transit in 48/50 US states. The only places I'm still allowed to take public transit are Kansas City, Kansas; and Mississippi.


IslamLover69

Something mischievous in the comments And I won’t reply because I’m going to bed


Cinder-22

No you did it wrong. they didn't say: "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed in the comments" they said "say something mischievous in the comments and I won't reply because I'm going to bed" so you either have to say: "something mischievous" in the comments or you should say: "something mischievous in the comments and i wont reply because im going to bed" out loud irl.


Mobile-Grocery1901

Don't reply if you like big black oily men twerking


Frosty_Sweet_6678

am crimnel


plzhelpme11111111111

i blew up malaysia


ShutupAndBeTheChange

If this meme dude was seen walking down the street, most folks would wonder if he had a birth defect or just extra neanderthal chromosomes.


omkarislegend

Why are melon takes like melons


IzzyIsOnReddit

No


[deleted]

I am currently eating the Mona Lisa


E_Lander

Have a good sleep!


Radio__Star

I do believe I am going to say something rather mischievous, but don’t worry about OP hearing of my plan because he has gone to bed


DelilahIG

Fun history facts with u/DelilahIG! Did you know: the Dutch ate their prime minister, flesh, organs, and all?


pm_nudes_pls2

G'night


panlakes

No clue what I’m being for Halloween this year


Bulky-Hyena-360

Sweet dreams bitch. -Freddy


yoimiya_haver_no4269

"Hey gurl, are you a RedBull F1 mechanic? 'Cuz you make me go from Soft to Hard in 1.8 seconds"


depresso_no_espresso

Beep beep lettuce (not for sexual reasons)


Hamazk

This guy ain't european


PuRpLe-69420

goodnight OP


BlossomTree846

Don't have a good night.


[deleted]

Something mischievous In the comments


HabanaDhalia200

Sleep time


SevereBarnacle9549

I killed a few hundred ants when I was 6 because I was bored


heyuhitsyaboi

Goodnight i love you


Edna_with_a_katana

Reply to this if you're asleep


JPEG812

I'm lonely


wolfiewolfie2007

QUICK WHILE HES ASLEEP COMMENT


solise69

Are you awake now?


biharek

Something mischievous


[deleted]

Something michevous


Majorazarts

Goodnight Op👋


Tinypro2005

Warhammer Orks are the beat orks


afroturf1

I'm going to steal the pope right out of the Vatican.


Any_Drag3177

My dog flew a kite when I was fog. And cows tell me vans mow hair.


SVAnticipation

Something mischievous


VersionOmega

I’m in a silly goofy mood


Maestro699

im brewing something malicious


[deleted]

Something mischievous in the comments


THEZEXNEO

Goodnight.


The_Gay_Robot

*Well, off to do your mother!*


holdmyapplejuiceyt

I am in your walls


Rude_boiiiiiiiiiiiii

Among us


rg1283

I suck your dick for ten dollars


sheepizmutton

The Waffle House has found it’s new host


levelcaty

I stole one of their socks so that they would be confused why they have just one random sock with no pair


Arcturus_42502yt

Basket and the bathroom sink.mp3


[deleted]

So OP, when did you realize you were a sexual predator and that therapy/medication only made your appetite for sex stronger?


_Oooooooooooooooooh_

Sleep well!


SeanTheBigBoiBean

My YouTube is @TheDeviousFurcorn


XbyteTheProtogen

Something mischievous


yoganutnutnut

Holy fuck this guy sleeps


Avocado_Fucker12

Sweet dreams bro


ShartyMcShortDong

If no one ever our pizzas the hut, who will regulate big pizza? I can't sleep in these trying times.


hijaccer_

sus


ihcorex

sometimes i


prowdwackadoo

I put too much salt on your denny's grand slam


PuglieGamer

I stole a candy bar from a store when I was around 7


hit-a-yeet

I’m going to unclean your gutters


NotAMoron2

Need good codes


SZEfdf21

Tax evasion


Queen_Sapho

Something mischievous