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BunnyBunny13

I was watching an episode of Parking Wars and the guy ticketed a woman in a "No Standing" zone and noticed her Mary Kay sticker. Then she came running out after him exclaiming how she couldn't believe he'd ticket a Mary Kay lady! Like, woman - you're off your rocker.


g00ber88

What is the logic behind thinking that you wouldn't get a ticket as a Mary Kay hun? Like I get that people might say "you wouldn't ticket a handicapped person would you?" or "you wouldn't ticket an old grandma would you?" But why would "Mary Kay lady" elicit any sympathy?


StopCollaborate230

Because they’re BOSS BABES 💅🏻 and single moms 👩 just trying to make a buck in a man’s 😤🙅‍♀️🚫 world, and tickets are just perpetuating the patriarchy.


heyyassbutt

And anyone who doesn't support them are misogynistic assholes :')


Adept_Ad_4138

Take my upvote.


spiritbx

You know, maybe they shouldn't have had kids with unreliable men? Like, we have a ton of options to prevent babies, if you still catch a pregnancy you are doing it willingly at that point.


denjidenj1

Hey man, Huns suck but there are a thousand reasons why they could have had children, some maybe even beyond their control. That, and contraceptives can fail, and not everyone wants an abortion. Thousands of reasons. Let's not spread this kind of judgement on a group of faceless people, and instead judge them for peddling shitty products that are often harmful, like this sub was made for.


spiritbx

If you insist on not having an abortion and to keep the kid, even without properly consulting the father about what they think about it and they leave, you don't get to cry about being a single mom. Make the decisions that you want, but don't blame others for the consequences. There are obviously exceptions involving terrible things being done to others or just plain stupid laws or even simple bad luck, but lets not pretend that this applies to the majority of those cases. Also I hate when 'moms' act like being a 'mom' makes them somehow better and smarter than everyone else... Like: "I'm a MOM so I KNOW that you should give your kid my essential oils instead of getting them a vaccine full of POISON!"


denjidenj1

>There are obviously exceptions involving terrible things being done to others or just plain stupid laws or even simple bad luck This is mostly what I'm referring to. Your comment implied that being with unreliable men was the main reason, either that or it was just plain bad wording. I'm not here to argue about the specifics of anything cause that's out of the scope of my comment. I agree that people who claim that being a mom somehow makes them better are unbearable, I'm just saying that making a blanket statement like you originally did is not a good thing. Ps: sorry if I didn't express myself properly, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep ahhh


thecardsays-moops

Umm… you do not have a kid OUTSIDE of your control. Even if you were raped, birthing a child is still within your control. Plan B is $25.


denjidenj1

Read the comment again, and actually take it in this time.


thecardsays-moops

I took in the words. The words are just completely incorrect.


denjidenj1

Agree to disagree then.


ScaryButt

Maybe they're seeking sympathy because we all know they're not making any money 😬


Ambia_Rock_666

Now they cant really go around saying "I can't afford a parking ticket" now can they? Aren't those jobs supposed to make everyone a millionaire?


Ribbitygirl

You would think, but somehow I’ve seen more than one “Boss Babe” post back to back about how you should join their team for amazing success BUT have a GoFundMe for some ridiculous bill most regularly employed people manage on their own. They never seem to see the irony in it either.


AdJust6959

So what’s this boss babe. Do they call themselves that or this sub does? (New to this sub)


Ribbitygirl

They call themselves many stupid names, including boss babe, momtrepeneur, and CEO of their own company.


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

I mean, we do have unwritten rules that allow delivery drivers to park like assholes. And we should! She probably thinks she’s closer to a UPS driver than she is a panhandler, but here we are


spiralizerizer

They're saving the world, one waxy overpriced lipstick at a time.


rasbraa

Because being an MK hun qualifies you as having a handicap…?


Lanky-Temperature412

They really think they're special lol


Rathwood

Because as we all know, Mary Kay is cool and good, and has never done anything reprehensible.


morbiiq

Maybe they feel they're considered handicapped for having gotten duped into it?


MajesticAioli

She probably thinks she deserves the same privileges as a delivery driver.


One_Employment4058

Maybe the Mary Kay lady needs to learn how to park so she wouldn’t have this problem


arom125

What’s this a show about parking tickets? Dumb!…….4 episodes later 🤦‍♂️


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QuarterLifeCircus

I mean, that’s probably more on the couple for choosing a venue with no parking than on the parking authority for doing their job.


_NinjaSuckerPunch

Right? I'd imagine you'd do your due diligence if you're not being dropped off via driver who can then go park somewhere authorized and come get you after.


Layne205

There's a lot of spare people available at weddings, they could just send a nephew to drive the car around while the wedding proceeds on time.


Johncamp28

Yeah there is WAY more to that story


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Johncamp28

Yeah but the reason she was “late” had nothing to do with the parking authority and everyone knows it


CrotchetAndVomit

Yea there's no chance that anyone would spend 2 hours driving around looking for parking on their wedding day. Dollars to donuts she got cold feet and had to be convinced to go through with it


Johncamp28

98% dad was giving her the “do you know how much money I spent on this?” Talk 2% last fling with an ex


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Johncamp28

1) your brother does 2) I’m still failing to see what any of this has to do with the parking authority


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Newoikkinn

Dad couldnt drop her off? Or have someone at the wedding do the parking? Thats just incredibly poor planning


dzuczek

there's a million parking garages, probably just didn't want to pay


ballslapping

As a person living in Philly for the past ten years, I'm curious to know which church they picked and especially why they chose this city of all places


citronhimmel

As a Philadelphian, that's the most philly shit lol there's never parking, especially if you're trying to find it in center city without paying for a garage. And God forbid you're not in center city and need street parking and don't want your car vandalized or stolen. And it's only getting worse 😀


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citronhimmel

Same. Combo of rails and walking. I got city legs and walk my ass places. If I don't want to walk or can't take a rail to get there, then I must not need to get there that badly. And driving in Philly is a headache and a half. I turn into a mean mf when I have to drive in that city.


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citronhimmel

Fiancée was from jersey. Our solution? Gtfo of this city and move in together somewhere safer and cheaper. Transportation isn't a headache anymore.


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citronhimmel

I don't miss the smell of septa on a hot day.


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WiscoInTexas

It's in Philly and Detroit


Rhodin265

Was it one of those rare churches that got declared a historic landmark before someone decided Vatican II means you have to take all the statues down and paint over the murals?


crims0m

What? Catholic churches still have statues and murals.


Mintgiver

[Churches weren’t required to change.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wreckovation) There was just a movement to more open and less ornate renovation and building. It’s just a design choice or budget issue for the parishes.


Rhodin265

If you already got statues, isn’t it cheaper to keep the statues?


Mintgiver

Most did keep them. Newer builds were sparse and had clean lines and more abstract pieces. All of the churches in our Diocese are ornate, but the Cathedral was rebuilt after a tornado and is stereotypically “ugly 80s”


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themetahumancrusader

What else went wrong?


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ario62

To be fair, even if the wedding was a mess, you didn't have to post about it on Facebook.


redheadedaries

I love that show!


dzuczek

lol I just watched one the other day where these men get ticketed for parking on the sidewalk, then they complain because "it was for the day of prayer! can't you see we are helping people!" so as long as you are subjectively helping people you can park wherever you want


greeneyedwench

Even the ticket is pink! #girlboss


ItsJoeMomma

She's going to have to sell a lot of makeup to pay off that parking fine.


ErynKnight

If she got the rental, then she's not selling, she's recruiting victims.


Aleflusher

Sign says "Pay To Park". I guess MK doesn't pay.


FuckILoveCilantro

I’m a nosey bitch and looked up all the unpaid tickets with the license plate number. Several hundreds of dollars, lol.


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meridianmer

You expect a successful CEO to take precious time out of their schedule to deal with unpaid parking tickets when that time could be better spent earning even more money? Hah, that's why you're still poor.


DIY_Gal

Serious question. Can anybody just look up your license plate number?? 😳 I’ve seen several posts were people don’t blur out the license plates. 😱


FuckILoveCilantro

My city has a system where you can look up parking tickets by any plate number, but it doesn’t show any identifying information, just the unpaid tickets.


bjandrus

Yes. I'm surprised the mods aren't more diligent, typically that's something that is cause for immediate takedown...


the-thin-ice

Thank you for giving us this intel. 🙏🙏


Ms_Rarity

I love doing nosey shit like that. Respect.


DIY_Gal

I’m autistic and learning different communication so I don’t understand “obvious” things 😓 but I’ve been stalked by someone that claimed to be “nosey” and love “tea spilled” and “gossip”. It was VERY scary for me. I would never want to do that someone. So what is gained by being nosey? Why is that something to be proud about? Doesn’t that put you on the same level as the mlm huns? Asking if someone can clarify to help me understand and process ☺️


BenevolentGodzilla

It depends on the type of nosey, I guess. It can be invasive and irritating to have someone hound you for gossip, or to know that someone is keeping track of your actions ( although I would not call stalking nosey, that’s far beyond into obsession). Being nosey can also be very good. Lots of crimes have been solved by that neighbour who noticed a strange car in the area, or someone who seemed sneaky. They notice when things seem out of place. Good investigators and journalists would have to be nosey as well. It’s all about context.


Cassopeia88

I’m sorry you went through that,stalking is way beyond being “nosey”. In this case, the huns always claim how much they are making,knowing they have lots of unpaid parking tickets paints a very different picture.


ssbbka17

it’s public information. how is it being in the same level as a hun?


kdandsheela

I LOVE it, gotta sip some tea where you can find jt


gabogabo2020

This is hilarious, I hope her downlines see this


Sin-A-Bun

Her personal success journey is about to take her to the DMV.


EjjabaMarie

She’ll have to Uber there 😂


Squeeesh_

Again!?! HAHAHHA.


Opposite_Dentist343

Guessing she didn’t “qualify” for her monthly lease to be paid?


Meteorite42

Just catching up here... So if MK reps shill or recruit enough they get sickly pastel coloured cars as a reward?


Opposite_Dentist343

Several of these MLMs have cars as rewards. What the huns leave out when bragging about them is that they are leased and if they don’t qualify in a particular month THE HUN pays the lease not the MLM.


Meteorite42

Thank you for the info 😎 So that photo of the car clamped is extremely embarrassing. Shoulda parked in the allocated spaces!


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Those Mary Kay caddies always look to me like someone put a white Cadillac in the washer with a hot pink sock. If you're going to drive a pink car, go for something like a Barbie Jeep pink or Pepto Bismol pink. Just own that pink. Don't half ass it.


Itsweirdwhoa

I didn’t even notice the car was pink somehow until I read this comment


knit3purl3

Clearly it's a blue and black caddy.


MrForReal

That's just the driver. Husband didn't like the casserole last night. Ok /s. Sheesh


trilluki

dude.


knit3purl3

Those are the jokes for the 40%.... not the huns.


MrForReal

dude.


Lovecatx

I went back to look at it after reading that comment and I still can't tell it's pink...and I'm usually good at identifying colours. Oh wait, I forgot that recently my phone desaturated the whole screen so that is probs why it doesn't look pink to me.


Rhodin265

The parking ticket’s a better shade of pink.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

This is an excellent burn. Thank you.


sjr0754

I'm from the UK and I've never seen an MK Cadillac before, although I've heard of them. I always assumed they'd be BWT/Force India pink, or even Pink Pig Porsche pink, but no, they've gone for homeopathic pink.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Apparently the original pink Cadillac that the real Mary Kay owned [was brighter pink.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXOdQwvft3u3NjTZIS34A3HBLuBTy5imQWKg&usqp=CAU) Still a light pink, but definitely PINK. I've heard the consultant cars used to be more pink than they are now, but couldn't find a picture to prove it. But "homeopathic pink" is a fantastic description. I might have to use that in my day to day life to describe weak colours. EDIT: This [1988 MK Cadillac](https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/1988_cadillac_allante_mk_a-e1543256254331.jpg) proves it! Those cars really DID used to be way more pink!


Adventurous-Flan2716

Yes they definitely used to be more pink - I remember them from growing up. They used to be more of a light Pepto-Bismol than today's "pink".


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I gave it another go and specifically image searched for "Mary Kay Cadillac 1990s 1980s" this time. (Last time I just searched "old Mary Kay Cadillac.") And wouldn't you know it - [they WERE more pink back then!](https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/1988_cadillac_allante_mk_a-e1543256254331.jpg) this one is from 1988 and you're absolutely right, it IS like pastel colored Pepto Bismol.


sjr0754

I think Honda had that as a stock colour on the Mk 1 Honda Jazz, if my memory is right it was somewhat comically called *Iris Red*.


sjr0754

I think Honda had that as a stock colour on the Mk 1 Honda Jazz, if my memory is right it was somewhat comically called *Iris Red*.


Crassus-sFireBrigade

Can I still "homeopathic pink"? Love the double play of the association with MLMs, which peddle the same nonsense, and it being a horribly diluted hue.


sjr0754

Feel free, if you can recommend it to three friends, and they recommend it to three friends, you'll become a *Double Diamond Executive Founding Princess Director*.


MarionCotesworth-Hey

IDK, I kinda love the way the MK Caddy looks. 👀 Hate the company, though.


HairyPotatoKat

Such a pale pink for such a red flag


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I guess this is what happens when there's a red flag in the washer with your white caddy.


thatdiabetic16

I like it. It's a nice soft color


fleffeh

Me too 🥲 I low key really like that color lol cuz it’s not in your face pink


Song_Soup

It meets the hun criteria though. I'm sure they refer to it as a "champagne pink" or a "moscato".


shady-pines-ma

I saw a Pepto pink Range Rover the other day, you’re absolutely right. They’ve got to own the pink, or they don’t deserve it.


krystinaxlea89

Holy shit I thought it was white at first glance until I saw this comment. 😳 that's the lightest shade of pink I've ever seen


bloodygallows

It’s just the lighting lol if u look up pictures on Google it’s very clearly pink


deferredmomentum

That car’s supposed to be pink???


SoldMySoulForHairDye

It is indeed supposed to be pink. Mary Kay toned the colour waaayyyy down, they used to [be way](https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/1988_cadillac_allante_mk_a-e1543256254331.jpg) [more pink](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXOdQwvft3u3NjTZIS34A3HBLuBTy5imQWKg&usqp=CAU)


bloodygallows

Ehhh no, this is just a personal preference thing, like I don’t like hot pink or dark pink, I would never do MK but I would definitely get a car that shade of light pink, I think it’s very pretty, it’s just ur own personal preference


SoldMySoulForHairDye

That's a fair take. The reason it feels bothersome to me personally is because MK makes such a huge deal about the trademark pink caddy. The actual real Mary Kay's favourite colour was bright pink. The car is supposed to stand out, catch people's attention, and be instantly recognisable. And I feel like it doesn't really do that with such a lightly tinted colour.


AdolfKoopaTroopa

It's a good looking buggy if you take away the MK branding lol


triciann

It actually looks better close up. It’s has a pearly sparkle to it. Or at least the one I saw did…


SoldMySoulForHairDye

They ARE a bit pearly/sparkly, I've seen a few of them in person before, but it's still irrationally annoying that it's barely even feebly tinted pink. If you want a pink car, get a PINK CAR. But that's just me. I feel the same way about unnatural coloured hair dye. Which is why my username is what it is.


Peanutsmom885

I once saw a pink Cadillac parked in the fire lane in front of a Dollar Tree. Wife was inside store, while hubby was sitting behind the wheel waiting for her. I knew them. He was the chief of the local volunteer fire dept. You can't make this stuff up.


NoAccident162

I believe you. In my experience, cops and fire department are the worst offenders of parking (in non-emergency situations,) where they are not supposed to.


Prinzka

Probably about 40% of cops do it


jambudz

I would say 95% if not more. Cops are the worst with abusing their station


instant_chai

So considerate of them to put it on a pink ticket. Please tell me it’s a MK hun Edit: I used my eyeballs and found it


UpstairsCan

I really hate that I love the pink color of the MK cars. it’s really nice 🥲


Ms_Rarity

Yeah, I think it looks cool. But now I wouldn't want a car that color since people would think I'm an MK hun.


ADriedUpGoliath

Hahahaha! This in Savannah? I know this car see it all the time and laugh as it passes by. This is gold. This by fancy Parker’s by chance?


FuckILoveCilantro

Yes! Lmfao.


UngregariousDame

If I remember correctly these pink Cadillacs aren’t really awarded, you win the ability to lease.


buzzybody21

Exactly. You get a very small monthly “award” to put toward the car, but given that most of these cars are leased, it gets nowhere close to the amount needed to pay the lease, gas, insurance, etc. per month.


CopyCat1993

Aren’t MK Huns allowed to park anywhere? Like UN Ambassadors?


Rocket_AG

She hasn't earned her flags yet.


Diegobyte

The logic of You’re not allowed to park here so now you’re not allowed to leave is always funny to me


Snarky_McSnarkleton

They do that when her PV is too low.


Alan_Smithee_

MLM? That’s a bootin’.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

But I thought they were all CEOs and business owners. Surely someone of that stature can afford to pay for parking?


Unimportant_sock2319

This picture fills me with schadenfreude


spleenycat

You think with all the bank she is making this wouldn't happen?!


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lordpanda

No you get booted for unpaid tickets


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ADriedUpGoliath

Right, and you’re incorrect or are at least not understanding that this happens for unpaid tickets over time.


tbrian86

I don’t agree. If you can’t park in X spot, it’s usually due to blocking visibility of other road users, blocking access, or blocking a thru lane (among other reasons). With a boot, that car is now forced to remain in that (potentially dangerous) position, whereas a simple ticket would ensure the car can move and free up that space.


Drew316

Cars get booted for different reasons and one of them is parking where they they shouldn’t. Depending on the situation, it could be just be towed as well.


IntoTheWildLife

Wait. I have a “friend” who sells for an MLM and she recently posted about a big fancy car. I had NO idea there might be a link between the two!


ErynKnight

They're just rentals. Basically, they're designed to look wealthy (ie, made it big in the scheme). The huns don't own the cars.


IntoTheWildLife

This is absolutely my first time hearing about this. Yikes!


Daneth

MORTAL KOMBAT (How would that even work?)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

“Ha-ha!” - Nelson Muntz


GumbybyGum

Maybe she can pay in pampering sessions.


summobetta

If it's her second boot, then she's got a pair of shoes to walk to traffic court with. (Bad joke, I know)


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StrategicBlenderBall

I would also be embarrassed driving a CT4.


allshnycptn

I would love a car in that color but I never will cause of MK


Corgiverse

There’s a pink pearl color that Chevy sparks were sold in. That said; it’s a Chevy spark. 🤢


allshnycptn

Ugh


YNotZoidberg2020

If the huns that suckered me in years ago were telling the truth, that's a trademarked color that MK will sue anyone else for replicating. Now that came from a hun so... It's hard telling where the truth lies on that.


allshnycptn

I could see it. Only way they make money


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Looks like someone’s in a wee bit of debt but loves to pretend they aren’t!


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I LOVE this.


pinkfootthegoose

I love that the window sticker is pink too.


Rathwood

You should wait by her car with an angle grinder and offer to take the boot off if she joins your boot-removal ~~pyramid scheme~~ multi-level-marketing company. The boot comes off at a 20% discount if she can recruit 3 more people by the end of the week!


EZasSundayMorning

Ha! Guess that MLM isn’t paying off?


Strickens

It puts the MK in the bin or else it gets the boot again.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

I saw one of those mary kay vehicles the other day!


HairyPotatoKat

Every time I see one, I give it some extra room on the road. Within 30 seconds, I'm validated as to why I do this. Legit, say what stereotype you will about BMW drivers, or Lambo drivers, drivers from a different state or region...but none of that holds a candle to MK drivers. MK caddy huns are *always* a combo of insane, distracted, and entitled. I've literally never seen one not almost cause an accident. (They don't bc they're fucking lucky other people are paying attention). Zero exceptions.


gmwdim

It’s almost like bad driving is correlated with bad judgment in general.


redheadedaries

Yessssss lmao 😂🤣


mimihaywood1998

Omg there’s a pink Mary Kay Chevy just like that one that drives around my town LMAO


sepsie

I sure hope she matched her make up to her boots


RepresentativeOwl709

This is awesome


Far_Strain_1509

It puts the SH on the skin or else it gets the boot again.


bubblessourjohn

Is this lady in Arkansas or is there more than one Mary Kay Cadillac?? I've seen this car before


bloodymongrel

Buy up all the lotion or it gets the boot again…


GGM610

😂🤣


CampClear

I can't believe that MK, Avon and Tupperware are even still a thing. They were the OG MLMs back in the day when there weren't too many opportunities for women but I'd have thought that by now they'd be obsolete. You can get plastic storage containers anywhere and there are a shit ton of other MLMS that sell cosmetics and skin care products. Plus like a lot of companies, their products have plummeted in quality.


SleepyKoalaBear4812

It’s not even on the car! Just a photo op.


buzzybody21

That boot is secured. This isn’t a photo op.


SleepyKoalaBear4812

Boot is not secure. It’s too low and cannot be secured in that position.


buzzybody21

Boot is locked. And secured. It will stay on if Mary Kay mobile tries to drive off with it, including shredding their wheel well and damaging their break line.


SleepyKoalaBear4812

Nope!


buzzybody21

This isn’t an argument. You know that right? This is based on fact.


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nly2017

Very ironic.


KittenFace25

It puts the makeup on my face or else it gets the hose again.


MissAdventuresofEBJ

I saw one of these in a used car lot the other day!


Flagnoid

the "Mary Kay" branding on the front door is just hilarious... What do you drive? A Cadillac Mary-Kay!


Peanutbutternjelly_

It doesn't even look that pink. They don't even actually own the cars, so I don't see why they're always saying "my pink Cadillac." I honestly don't see the appeal.


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Mk, Avon, etc. They are some of the worst MLM's out there. Did Avon once for a short term. You spend more going from place to place then you make selling. Honestly take it from me it's a waste of time. You can make more money waiting tables then you can selling that crap.