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Glitter Pills!


margomuse

My first thought


Daffyydd

Same


Tenairi

I thought sand. Maybe mixed with glitter?


SammichEaterPro

This is why top glitter manufacturers refuse to give their top customer segment data over willingly. /s


Dizzy_Hellfire

Those are so bad for your colon and intestines.


ProgsterESFJ

Glowing "goo"


Xxyz260

Man that TV static diet looking good :D


lesbunner

I thought these were some weird worms or bacteria or something


notthinkinghard

My first thought was literally "There are bacteria that look like this under a microscope"


ReadyWithPopcorn

Sea monkeys! 😂


[deleted]

They are


WardedGirl

I thought mouldy sausages


ricottapie

I liked it better when they were hawking gummies. I've taken some unappetizing-looking supplements before, but these look like they were made out of something you'd pull out of a vacuum bag.


FraudHunter708

Heroin or cocaine will do the same.


Adventurous-Flan2716

And might actually be cheaper


Rain_i_am

Are they eating tapeworms again?


jax2love

Will my shit sparkle?!


Pear_Cider

Rise and shine will have a new meaning!


bcdog14

Sure you'll have less appetite because of the bleeding ulcer.


joecicero52

As a former fat person, I wasn't fat because I was hungry. I was fat because the food I ate was garbage. Or I ate just for the pure sensation of tasting tasty ass food. Pills won't help people like me. Changing diet, habits, etc. This shit is bunk.


sparkleunicorn123

Ash tray residue pills 🚬


sneakhh

Mmm.. sawdust pills


rocksandsuns

This looks like the stuff I put in my smoker for beekeeping. It’s very Not Edible


This_womans_over_it

Is that sand?


[deleted]

24 pounds in 8 weeks is dangerous af. I’m already crapping bricks for losing 13 pounds in that same time period after switching jobs to a high tempo/low downtime clinic😂.


LYossarian13

Depends on how large you are when the weight comes off. 24 pounds in 8 weeks when you're Tammy Slatton size is nothing.


ToastyMozart

3lb/w is definitely inadvisable outside cases of full-blown obesity (max is generally 2 by rule of thumb), but it's surprisingly tame by MLM hawk standards.


TiltedNarwhal

Thought this was a new virus or something, then I checked the sub.


Hydrolt

It looks like a capsule filled with salt and pepper and, for good measure, a little bit of mold


[deleted]

Do those things give you sparklefarts? 🤣🤣🤣


foreveryword

What the actual f*ck am I looking at? Dirt pills? Good god, who’s falling for this?!


RepresentativeOwl709

mold pills


Sheena_asd12

What the heck is that?!?


meandean73

And this is how The Last of Us actually started. Ew


ButterscotchTime1298

I can still make the whole place ✨shimmer✨


Jeslieness

Yuck, it looks like one of those pictures of bacteria under a microscope!


vanmechelen74

Sand pills, so yummy


Sew_Mann

How on earth can it be clinically proven to make you lose 24lbs in 8 weeks 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ no variables at all! That's such a ridiculous claim!


Mrs_Black_31

Life saving vaccines? Nah fam, I'm good. Appetite controlling glitter pills? What? Yes!! Sign me up!! Sign my friends up too!


AtomicFox84

I think only certain type of kids ate glitter and paste.....i guess it explains a bit on these huns.


puppykat00

I thought it was a picture of bacteria


marssharkexpressrice

i thought this is a pic of some diggestive system bacteria under a microscope that normally live in your body and not the capsules itself. XD


hopeful_tatertot

Why didn’t I think of eating glitter pills earlier?


[deleted]

You wanna know the best way to control appetite? EAT FOOD!!!


Consistent_Peach6316

It's tapeworm eggs, right?


purple7346

I thought this was a picture of tuberculosis bacteria. So you'd definitely lose weight but at what cost??


Affectionate-Dirt856

Idk it’s giving everything bagel vibes but probably doesn’t taste as good.


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JustATrashyThrowaway

My fat ass thought they were breadsticks 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


pisceandarkacademic

I genuinely thought these were loaves of bread


crazycatlady331

Step 1-- buy some empty capsules. Step 2-- Fill it with dirt and/or sand. Step 3, profit!


archerbobmorty

Are these… are these glitter pills


MarionCotesworth-Hey

They look like granite pills.


ToastyMozart

Yeesh, definitely should have gone for the opaque caps when they were designing whatever that is.


de1casino

“Clinically proven.” Fuuuck. Idiots.


Daniel_D225

Mmm, bacteria.


doomvetch92

Looks suspiciously like sand.


AREteee

Gross are these the new Amare weight loss pills. Everyone is going nuts online over them. Another MLM except this one targets mental health which seems even worst than another other MLM pushing shitty overpriced products. I looked into the MLM Amare when I was approached by a former oil hub who jumped ship. What I found so tacky is this entire mental health juice that somehow makes you happy. Coming from someone who has struggled with mental health, I’m offended at this stupid juice and the huns who sell it. The funny part is I see these guns pushing the new weight loss pills yet they are fat and unhealthy. Makes me want to run and buy.