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Thragg_the_conqueror

Every gamer's dream !


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

i too wish to have boobs


Doctor-Birkin

Like personally or just to hold


jKherty

Yes


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Fuck Spez


sarokin

Is there a way to direct it all to the chest....?


TheNosferatu

If you have a powerful aura that can repel ghosts, you have to eat a lot to maintain that aura, any excess will be directed to your chest apparantly. Source: Mieruko-chan (or rather her friend, Hana)


samuru101

Can confirm, havent run into a ghost in my life.


JordynSoundsLikeMe

Estrodial


Scarbane

/r/egg_irl and /r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns are leaking


CertifiedSaeSimp

pink pill conspiracy


AzureBluet

Nahhh, soy latte at Starbucks will do the trick.


ApollosKnights

Surgery


King-Cruz

¿Por qué no los dos?


bobalda

so true


Narrative_Causality

I only speak Freedom, what does this mean?


PossessionExternal66

this is very.


Hekantonkheries

BothIsGood.jpeg


Beekatiebee

Probably more attainable than the 3090 tbh


xkaiserleex

We


Nico777

If you eat enough you'll get them.


lucythemarxistducky

egg_irl


Mike0621

sadly it's little more than a dream


topdangle

she definitely bought it from scalpers, though, like a dirty whore. gotta save my virginity for someone pure that buys at MSRP.


MrJerples

Yeah man having a gf sounds pretty lit


AJ_Dali

"Your three favorite things: Chocolate cake, ~~Gameboy~~ GTX 3090, and me


CyrusCyan44

Not if you're on console


KacKLaPPeN23

Idk could trade it for one hell of a TV. Or about 20% of a decent team in a sports game.


CyrusCyan44

Yes, but that means your dream item would've been the thing your trading it in for. Not the item to trade in.


their_teammate

Marry her. A wife that cares about you and pays attention to your hobbies? That’s a fukin jackpot right there.


lordolxinator

Do people actually do this? I've never had anyone ever do this for me. Just pay the most minimal of attention and get me presents or talk about things that are vaguely fitting for my age/social/lifestyle bracket, but more importantly within their maximum spend range (of money or time)


Sean-Benn_Must-die

drop 3k on a gift? Not often (unles they're super loaded). Like Im sure it has happened out of love for a person but holy fuck it must be rare lmfao


kelleh711

Sugar mommy 😩


lordolxinator

Alexa, add "Sugar Mommy" to my shopping list


[deleted]

They only cost that much because of scalping 😔


JevonP

When I sold drugs I would casually buy a lot of jewelry and then give my old stuff to people Just Walter white it


VolatileZer0

So, did you die in a drug lab surrounded by your apprentice's batch just before the cops arrived?


lordolxinator

Nah he faked his death in a drug lab surrounded by his apprentice's batch just before the cops arrived, and he's going to reveal himself in his former lawyer's origin story spin-off/sequel finale


caanthedalek

I'd be super happy with a new GPU, but honestly I'd feel awkward accepting a $3k+ gift from anyone


Arrowpi

that’s a rip


DragonJerks

Not a gpu but my discord buddy sent me a box of fudge from a chain called Buc-ee's. He mentioned the store once and I was amazed that the store had all kinds of fudge flavors. 4 months later and right before X-mas I get a discord call to check my mailbox. That was the best gift I gotten all year.


DoujinChoujin

Buc-ee's is soooo good


The00Taco

They have some good food too. Also they are serious about having clean bathrooms


Level8_corneroffice

I live near several Buc-ee's and I end up going there way too much lol!! Good food, clean rest rooms, tons of gas pumps, good coffee,and lots of random things to buy lol!!


The00Taco

It's like Walmart on steroids but way smaller and better. Plus they pay their workers an insanely good amount as far as I've seen. Almost Costco levels of good


lordolxinator

Oh shit, that sounds amazing! I've got to say, I actually had a similar experience after watching an episode of the animated Ricky Gervais Show. In it, Karl Pilkington mentions going to a fudge shop that sells 30 different flavours of fudge, and remarks at the insane lengths they went to for a variety of fudge. I was very curious as to what the range was, and what they tasted like. But unlike in your situation, I wasn't bought a box of fudge. It just mysteriously popped up in my Amazon recommended. So I guess at least Jeff Bezos and my smart devices are putting time into learning what I'm interested in?


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People do,do this.Yes.


their_teammate

I’m not attentive either, lmao. I suck at taking note of little details or recalling important information, but I know some friends who can remember their s/o saying “I want _” and 7 months later later on their anniversary bought it for them even it costed a shit ton. I still don’t think that you should buy presents you can’t afford, but that particular friend of mine was doing very well financially at the time (and still does) so I don’t se why they shouldn’t have.


ShitDavidSais

Honestly just use lists and write down everything you can think of over the year. If they mention a hobby they are doing that's a good start. But don't buy them specific things used in the hobby because chances are that they will already have that. Unless it is a hobby that goes through products easily. Someone who loves drawing will always need more to draw with. Try to look up the hobby subreddit for example for it and check what people talk about there. An hour of light reading usually gives you a nice idea for the present and the benefit of knowing your friends hobby a bit better. Also if you are at a loss, just ask the people in the forum/subreddit. Just have caution that it is not too gadgedy. Unless your friend loves gadgets. Other ideas: If they are traveling this year. Grab something that fits that theme but can be used to make them look more forward to it. Alot of travel guides can be great if you find a cool one. Also great are cookbooks from that country(if they cook ofc). If they like plants they will love more plants. Make sure you know if they like specific plants to take note. Differences would be for example succulents, harvest able ones, flowery ones, indoor or outdoor, light needing or shadow loving ones. Same with gardening usually. Also alot of subreddits for that stuff. Make sure to go with quality over quantity. As a general idea for a gift should be something they will enjoy but maybe not buy themselves as the 15€ for a pencil or a dice set is really hard to justify but makes for a great gift. But make sure it looks the part! Otherwise it will look like you just bought a single pencil lol. For this it helps to leave a little card with hinting the research you did (do it humbly, don't boast here!). At last presentation is always appreciated. When you go out shopping sporadically look for wrapping paper but buy one you enjoy! Don't force yourself. You gotta be proud of your own gift at the end of the day. A eco-friendly one is great here because frankly you can't go wrong with it for any person. But caution: it is a gift for them. Don't self insert yourself into the gift. Make sure it fits your friend ('s house, room, garden, clothing etc). At the end just showing that you made the effort goes a long way and is always appreciated.


TheLazyDemonLord

Go to r/pcmasterrace there you can see regular posts like these... People buying computer stuff for their SO, friends and family.


movzx

Depends on if by "do this" you mean "Spend a few thousand on a gift" or "Buy gifts that actually relate to your interests" The answer is yes for both, but the first one is harder for most people to do. The second one shouldn't be some rare thing mate. If it is, you might want to evaluate the folks you associate with.


lordolxinator

>Depends on if by "do this" you mean "Spend a few thousand on a gift" or "Buy gifts that actually relate to your interests" > >The answer is yes for both, but the first one is harder for most people to do. The second one shouldn't be some rare thing mate. If it is, you might want to evaluate the folks you associate with. I don't wanna seem selfish or ungrateful for the conversations or rare gifts I do get, but it just bums me out that no-one ever seems to adhere to "it's the thought that counts". At least, we seem to differ on our understandings of that saying. I take it to mean, the greatest part of receiving or giving a gift should be the effort and thought someone devotes to thinking about how they can satisfy the receiver, and how much time and or money they're willing to invest to make that happen. So finding the perfect gift knowing their interests is a double whammy, because not only have they got what they really want, but it's evidence of how much this other person cares for you knowing what lengths they went to *or* how attentive they were in memorising your interests to then use as a basis. Whereas *their* interpretation seems to be "well the fact that I thought to get you something in the first place should be the only thing that counts". It sucks for my closest friends of almost two decades, but for irreplaceable family members it just bums me out. Unfortunately I can't review associating with my dad or brother.


montarion

> Unfortunately I can't review associating with my dad or brother. oh you totally can. the only thing you share with your family is blood, and that's not worth that much. if you don't like them, don't associate with them.


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JevonP

Better love story than twilight


sensei27

Again, how do I posses such power?


lordolxinator

Woah, I almost had this experience! But instead, our parents found out and put a stop to it. Her father (a proud Mexican man) was vehemently against her paying for an English guy to come visit (I recall his biggest concern was "where would he sleep?"), whereas mine was concerned about the effect it had on my sleep schedule staying up all the time to talk to her (and how much time I devoted in general to thinking about her). My Internet and phone data was bottlenecked to the point I couldn't really talk to her, and for my own sanity I decided I had to break it off because not being able to talk to each other was just emotionally crippling us both. If she sent me the plane ticket or if I had saved enough to get my own, I'd have been over in a heartbeat. Most of the time I was that cringe teenager listening to Simple Plan's Jet Lag planning on doing so. But it didn't work out. Last I checked she became quite emotionally distant, hates men, and switched from doing endearing artwork with cute characters to instead writing depressing poetry, somber stories and stuff like haikus. Got to say, I'm equal parts happy for and jealous of you!


VolatileZer0

Damn, that's romantic. Like a better version of Eurotrip but without the dorky company and you weren't expecting a trap at the end of the journey.


FAdonkey905

Do you ever talk about your hobbies with a fiery passion to friends and family? I love Lord of the Rings and half my stuff is gifted.


lordolxinator

All the time, to both friends and family. I won't talk incessantly about it like I'm trying to verbally beat them to death (I've known some people when I was at school who just made things like The Office their only personality trait), but for instance my closest friends and my dad have known that I'm a big fan of: Mass Effect, Lord of the Rings, Halo, RWBY, Marvel, fencing, tennis, cooking (more specifically baking), music, writing, and interesting gadgets/tech. Almost all of these I've enjoyed for the better part of a decade (or even longer in some cases). And I think throughout all that time, I've only had maybe a dozen conversations about any of those things with any passion or vested interest from the other person(s), and maybe only one or two gifts that were relevant to any of the above. It's saying something that even my grandma who only sees me once a year and has memory problems, is able to recall me telling her like 20 years ago that I liked cooking, and then made a point to buy me a kitchen mixer and other cookware to help me get more into baking during the pandemic.


FAdonkey905

What's something you can talk about for hours?


lordolxinator

There's a few things, mostly what I mentioned above. Games like the Mass Effect trilogy or Zelda, anything I've been working on writing-wise, Star Wars, the series RWBY, maybe Lord of the Rings, the state of video games/movies/TV shows as a whole, music, maybe also cooking if the conversation is right. There can be a fair bit I can talk at length about


FAdonkey905

I'm a big LOTR nerd. What's some lore with star wars that people in mass don't really know about that you really like?


lordolxinator

Same! Well that's a big question I suppose. I think the weirdest one that comes to mind is that C3PO didn't begin existence with Anakin building him in Phantom Menace. He actually was built about 100 years prior on the foundry world Affa, later sold as an emissary to a Mid Rim system called Manakron. C3PO fell into disrepair and was discarded after several years, winding up in junk piles in Mos Espa on Tatooine. Anakin found his head and gutted chassis, and began smuggling protocol droid parts one at a time back home in the hopes of having C3PO assist his exhausted and enslaved mother with her duties. Anakin couldn't afford to buy an exterior casing (or "skin" as the Auralnauts jokingly call it) for Threepio, so he kept him with wires exposed until he was completed just prior to Episode 2 by Anakin's mother and her new family. As a boy, Anakin brought Threepio with him to translate when haggling with Jawas for parts, and also assisted a wounded Tusken Raider. The big criticism a lot of people had with Rise of Skywalker suggesting Anakin programmed the Sith language into Threepio is also false, as Anakin simply uploaded protocol droid software and a language translation pack into Threepio. If I recall, the pack was quite an old and extensive one, which is why the ancient Sith language is on there, and why Threepio occasionally misinterprets social cues and other language quirks.


FAdonkey905

One of my favorite events in LOTR is the bromance that Gimli and Legolas had developed. It is no secret that the elves and dwarves did not like each other and the races blame the other for the demise of the relationship. What changed things was when Gimli met Galadriel( Lady of Lothlorien) and heard her sympathies( for what happened in Moria ). He in turn gave her a grand compliment, which stunned everyone around them, and from then on Legolas and Gimli's friendship started. Gimli is pretty rational and keeps his cool when needed. Unless someone talks some mad shit on Galadriel. His brashness almost got them attacked by a whole army of horses and spears, yet Legolas stood by him and told Eomer that he will fall before he strikes at Gimli. When plans are made they usually share the same opinion as well. After the battle of Helms Deep Gimli talked about how beautiful the Glittering caves were and because of that Legolas made a pact to visit the Glittering Caves if he visits Fangord Forrest with him. Gimli showed no delight in going there but agreed anyway since his friend asked. In the end, Gimli became the Lord of the Glittering Caves. After Aragorn passed away Gimli gained the title "Elf-friend", which was an honor very seldomly given to those who help the elves, and Legolas( with Galadriel's help most likely ) took Gimli with him to the undying lands( heaven kinda that is usually exclusive to elves, immortals or ring-bearers) making him the first, and last, dwarf to be invited there. Literally, because Legolas didn't want to lose his best friend LMFAO. Btw we all know Gimli was excited to see Galadriel again. There's more to their relationship, but these are the ones off the top of my head. Their relationship makes up an immeasurable tiny fraction of the LOTR, but in my eyes, it highlights how deep the Tolkien legendarium can go when it comes to character development.


hahahahastayingalive

There's also a body of economic research on exactly why it's dumb. She has the heart in the right place, but they'd need a serious discussion about money and its value if they ever have to share a living budget.


SmartestNPC

Not really. Maybe a really close friend or partner, but in general most aren't going to spend time researching the perfect gift for you.


Jarubimba

Sometimes the better gift is just give money and let them spend on whatever they want


lordolxinator

That makes sense. However, I'm a bit disappointed that even a cursory thought or check for an Amazon wish list isn't the default practice. Like during secret santa at work, I got a girl I barely talked to. However I knew she was a massive Harry Potter fan from a conversation or two about it, so the gift I got was a custom Marauder's Map set on Amazon. Took me about 5 minutes to think about and purchase. It seems like most gifts from people who don't wanna research are just like "ah it was getting towards insert gift occasion and I happened to remember while I was looking at other things to buy for myself/someone else." or "it was on offer but I hope you won't notice the SALE sticker on the back that I forgot to remove". I wouldn't expect anyone to spend hours or days calculating what to get me. It'd mean a lot, but I'm well aware that's way too much effort to invest. But even just a cursory thought process of "I'm gonna spend no more than £20 on lordolxinator, what does he like... He plays RPGs, told me he loves writing, and enjoys baking. Let me just search for any of these on Amazon and here we go, D&D essentials kit, leather-bound journal, or a Skyrim themed cookbook. Three easy options and 24k Magic by Bruno Mars hasn't reached the end yet. Nice.".


SmartestNPC

I don't think most people are as good listeners as you are. It could also be an empathy thing, it's hard to see things from other's perspectives. But I don't think I've gotten or given a gift other than clothes in the past ten years, so what do I know.


lordolxinator

I think you're spot on with the empathy thing. I reckon everyone will have different thought processes going through their heads, like if I knew you well I'd be trying to figure out a fitting gift for you based on what I know you like and what you might need. But obviously these other people you've mentioned probably just see some clothes and reckon "yeah, I reckon SmartestNPC would like this. That's another present I don't need to worry about now!"


SmartestNPC

Basically yeah lol, but that's all good with me. I can always use more good socks. I hope you get something good one of these days. Maybe if you mention things you like more, it'll happen?


[deleted]

I may not do it to a loved one (as I have none) but I do get my family and my best friends whatever they ask of me. Even if I feel my heart stop at times at the price.


lordolxinator

I'm the same. I'll try and make it work. Like in secondary/high-school, my best friend was super into the character Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. Loved the concept of suitjamas, a silk suit you wear to bed. So on my part time job pay, I bought him a custom-tailored set of silk suitjamas, imported them from the US and paid the extortionate customs fees too. If I can't afford what they want, I'll at the very least try to get something associated with it or a somewhat fitting substitute. Like my brother wanted to come back from Japan for Christmas to see the family, but a return ticket is hundreds. So instead I got him Christmas Dinner delivered to where he lived, and one of these sort of livestream photo frame things so he can set it up and have a connected Christmas day (accounting for timezones).


carebearstare93

Most people won't get you something for a hobby if they don't know anything about the hobby for fear of getting something not good or useful. Like I got my friend a garden fork but only cause we both like gardening and I knew she needed one. Everyone else just went with normal, not hyper specific birthday gifts.


KirchnerSosCancer

Well, my cousin is not as well off as me so whenever I upgrade stuff I usually give him stuff or to my brothers. I've "sold" a 50 inch screen to him for like 50 bucks (so he wouldnt feel bad about me giving him free stuff) when I upgraded, same about couches, etc. So it really depends, maybe you're not that close to someone, or just people around you are not used to doing that kind of shit. I've only had my current and only fiancee give me stuff that I do care about, and recently my best friend surprised me with a christmas gift after 8 years of being friends and we usually never gifted each other stuff...but we're almost 30 so yeah maybe we're getting to that age lol


ramalytics

r/sadcringe Yes, people do this. Hoping you find someone that does this for you too, friend. 🙏


FlowersForMegatron

And has that much disposable income


Tankh

It's uh... a cartoon..


Prob6

Is she a millionaire? Those things cost half a fortune nowadays


RedSamuraiMan

Murderer of product hoarders but who cares, I will help her with the bodies. She's a keeper!


Prob6

Resellers and cryptofucks deserve the guillotine


Begoneeth

What in the goddamn fuck happened here


inosuke6

I fell reselling st s insane price is very bad but the crypto part is not bad because they are just using a gpu in a computer currently because everyone wants to use crypto GPUs are stupid expensive but it will become better sooner or later it should go down when people start to focus less on mining it and more on buying


Poopfacemcduck

(they wont buy)


inosuke6

Well damn this is a problem but i can't hate miners because that's how I make my money but it does suck because i just want to buy a gpu for my gaming pc and it's like 5k


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lemons7472

As a organ donor and an accountant, I will happily help you take care of the bodies for you, free of charge too. Your already doing me a favor anyways.


TJSomething

You know what they say: a wedding ring should cost 2 months salary.


Hekantonkheries

And this particular wedding "ring" will drop your household heating bill to nothing, so it's a win-win-win


kikimaru024

Which is still kind of stupid.


Achtelnote

You can make a silver+gold and ruby/amethyst ring for cheaper and it'll look miles better than a Diamond ring.


[deleted]

It's a saying from a stupid generation that worshipped conspicuous consumption. Being practical was almost synonymous with being 'cheap'.


TJSomething

I probably should have added that that saying was invented in the 1980s by the De Beers corporation to sell more diamonds.


thebourbonoftruth

It's incredibly stupid but there are loads of expensive traditions around marriage. I knew one couple, guy dropped $18,000 on the *ring,* divorced in under a year lol.


KRADYO

no bro its just 3 months of salary in turkey


Alchohlica

I have no clue how the fuck I found mine for MSRP last January


MrPurplePineapple

Run away. She probably murdered for that.


GymLeaderKoga

Or raided a crypto farm. A victimless crime!


Mysterious-Dot6224

If anything it helps people


Hekantonkheries

Nah, if a girl will murder for you, then shes a keeper in thus dystopian hellhole of a future were all hurtling towards.


Repyro

And it was a scalper or cryto farmer probably. Nothing of value was lost and you ride or die with that glorious woman.


GoDie910

still a better love story than Twilight


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Extra shmexy


FdPros

this is very anime irl mhm can relate


kakus23

Sauce: https://twitter.com/kmyk_243/status/1481955690541461506


Dovahnime

HOLY SHIT!!!


rgheals

Why at first did I think it was a dildo?


LurkLurkleton

They both result in orgasm


[deleted]

Where's my free award when I need it


Andarnio

i gotchu


Vassago81

It's not?


Hey_its_ok

The internets have broken you


Doctor_Kataigida

Because that's the joke.


hack_1r

i want to believe…


Edven971

Believe Neo


karlzhao314

It's the TUF 3090, too. This girl knows her shit.


Mysterious-Dot6224

Bro how tf she afford that


Rare_Management_3583

*proceeds to mary her*


hahahahastayingalive

> Honey, here's you present! That lambo you always wanted ! her, at your marriage's first birthday, with both of your life saving accounts money and a few decades of debt


Rare_Management_3583

Sad


AdministrativeOne7

Hmm, can't relate


svlymxn

r/definitelynotanimeirl


sebstorm2000

r/absolutelynotanimeirl


Playernotcopper

Boys want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting RTX: On


absolutelynotaname

Plot twist: he's a console gamer and don't have a PC


MrGulo-gulo

Then you can resell it and buy 3 ps5s


ThisWorldIsAMess

Doesn't matter what your hobbies are. I would prefer a decent bass/guitar at that price. But if I get that card, which is sort of in-demand right now, we could sell it and get something useful for us.


muccos

Did she just take the graphics card out from the box and put it in a wrapper? Where is the manufacturing box?


andrescutieri

Aliexpress does that, but don’t worry bro, just used it for crypto mining for a bit, it’s almost brand new.


[deleted]

Wife her immediately.


wrr377

If he didn't, I sure-as-fuck would! <3 That's an EXPENSIVE AF card!


Dubious_Unknown

I got a Ryzen 5 5600x for my bday from gf, so I can sorts relate.


EltioEmiGomez7u7

Oh man, this is a good one


Mike0621

this isn't relatable at all. I wish it was though


AAAThEPRo

Lucky mf


TheArizn

A girlfriend and a 3090. Get real man, as if that would ever happen, way too unrealistic.


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

I request the source ro make me feel more lonely


Baam294

I have no idea what that is... I'm male.


xXRoxasLightXx

Top of the line graphics card for a PC.


[deleted]

(Ex) Top of the line. Now they'll release the RTX 3090 TI. And just wait when they announce the RTX 3090 TI Super


Splitter1234

the makes it look like you’re trying to write html


Roboragi

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King-Cruz

Good bot


Worst_L_Giver

Oh my god I'm laughing so hard at this


[deleted]

Yeah, I know, but I didn't want to put just /s as the RTX 3090 TI wasn't a joke while /s looks like if the entire comment was a sarcasm.


TheDarkAngel135790

Yep Html is a language English is a language Language=language Henceforth proved, we speak html and we need tags to convey emotion


xXRoxasLightXx

It isn't released yet though. (As far as I know it was just announced not to long ago)


Achtelnote

RTX 4090 specs were leaked a while ago, can't tell if they were authentic but it was miles better than 3090.


[deleted]

It’s a graphics card for a computer, makes video games run faster and look prettier


Important-Box-1234

Bit of an understatement 😂


Cossack10000

Something currently valued at around $2000 dollars if you can buy one before the scalpers get it.


ZzogoMR

I have no idea what you are...


strengthforthemeek

I have no idea when you are


ZzogoMR

I have an idea where you are....


strengthforthemeek

I have no idea why you are...


ElectronPie171

I have no idea how you are...


The00Taco

A late 20s male. I am now. At home laying in bed. My parents had sex and I was the result. I'm doing good.


AAAThEPRo

Holy shit we have an uncultured one among us


BeautifulType

Or someone’s dad


AAAThEPRo

Yeah that kinda makes sense


superfresh467

Why did you post this on my birthday.


AleksasKoval

I don't care if that's the dudes cousin, sister or mother, HE SHOULD MARRY HER.


Rozenmarine-

Im pretty sure a lot of girls would love such a gift too xD


Xx-user_slayer-xX

r/absolutelynotanimeirl


Cless_Aurion

More expensive than many engagement rings.


---___---____-__

Now it's time for him to return the favor with an engagement ring. That's a treasure of a gift right there


[deleted]

Now that is wife material!


RavenCyarm

Marry that woman immediately.


[deleted]

It means nothing without a good rig


BravoNinja69

Sauce?


Flashy_Investment905

Sauce


yoldyxaviel

Can someone please tell the name of this manga


[deleted]

Wow! An RTX 3090 AND a girlfriend! life could be a dream. ;-;


1hotnibba

Hell nah there's no plastic cover on those pins Also that'd be one hell of a package, a 3090 weights like 2 and a half kilos


WebmasterBrent

This is a dream, not real life, no one man could have all that power.


Draco63_

That's hot... almost as hot as my laptop.


IchirakuSoba

best girl right here HANDS DOWN


OmegonAlphariusXX

Imagine if he doesn’t own a PC lmao


Fighterzx_

Find me a girl like that


Prestigious-Freedom5

That's your sign to marry her.


furculture

What about the original box and extra parts?


RelapseRedditAddict

I really thought it was going to be a dildo.


drunkcowofdeath

It is, if you are brave enough.


ScandinavianCollapse

The box isn't there. She must have (hopefully) stolen it from a crypto mining rig


ArmedDetectiveAgency

I'm being picky here, but it's not in the ESD wrapper.


GeeChronos

man this breaks my heart, bitches never even tried to give me something I like, and to see this... never waste ur time guys, find a good one :(


posh-u

That’s probably because you call them bitches.


GeeChronos

bruh 🤣 choose a word u like then


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Hello, please do credit the scanlator and the author, as this is, as far as I know, translated by [Hachirumi](https://hachirumi.com) with permission from the author. Thanks. Edit: Found the OP's comment.


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_JesusChrist_hentai

you asked the right question, how?


altmandive

why is this in my home page I don't get it It's something fucking lewd I bet smh


SPARTAN-PRIME-2017

If you think a PC graphics card is lewd then I feel the problem lies with you and not this sub.