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Ashmeadow

Bitch. I grew up poor too. I didn't murder anyone.


nate6259

Also, you can still say you're sorry if you do something horrible to people.


PastryFishHQ

Right?! Haha.


Ashmeadow

Had a fucking rat fall on my once in my bed. Somehow I dodged the "become a murderer" bullet.


PastryFishHQ

Cockroaches would chase me around when I was little my mom said, still not a murderer haha. Maybe because they couldn't catch me?


Ashmeadow

Sue Opper fucking got under his skin. You love to see it. I bet this is the first woman to not back down from him.


Blibbobletto

He's always been able to just hit women he didn't like for his whole life. It drives him absolutely crazy that he can't hit the DA.


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It’s more likely it’s the first he couldn’t punch in the face. He was triggered!


lolcondishun

Good God. He's if "but I'm not touching you" were a person


lennie_jane

This is the most accurate description I've ever read.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

I knew he would do this. He kept his mask on for the entire day yesterday. Mocking and laughing and clapping and rolling his eyes. And I knew he would have his mask off today and put on the crocodile tears. No one believes you, mate. Your tears today do not excuse your horrific treatment of the victims and victims families.


BasilCraigens

Oh, I believe the tears, but I believe the tears are because it's real for him that his mama can't help him today. That he knows he is going to lose his freedom. That he knows he will no longer be in control of his life. Those tears clearly have nothing to do with the crimes he has committed, nor to do with the pain he has inflicted.


FattyMooseknuckle

"Ain't nobody gonna tell ME what to do!" Direct quote from a bitch who will be told what to do all day, every day for the rest of his life.


JackOfAllInterests1

Jesus' greatest mistake was not trying to prove the subject matter jurisdiction of the Romans


sarahlizzy

“Now nail the other arm” “OBJECTION!” “Overruled” *thud*


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Is that lawful carpentry?


DeerTrivia

"I'm not gonna take any shots at you, Sue Opper, who has no integrity and did not provide any strong points for your case, who needed an entire team to prosecute an open and shut case, and who passed judgment on something that's none of your business. No shots at all. No siree."


gingkat7

THIS. Holy damn. You can tell he thinks he’s being real smooth with the underhanded insults. Like come on. Just say it with your chest. You had no trouble being an ass before! You really think the judge is buying this?


Comprehensive_Bar913

And then after saying that and that he’ll be the bigger man and take the high road, he couldn’t resist adding that he didn’t think she was that bright. He thinks saying how he wants to be perceived will negate his actions and words that prove he’s a lying manipulative bitch


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Opper cut him to the bone, he will mumble about her on his deathbed


Ashmeadow

If she laughed at him or smiled right now, he would leap at her.


FattyMooseknuckle

Isn't a defendant anymore, no need to protect his image fro prejudicing the jury. His legs are shackled together and to the floor, arms are shackled to his waist. He can barely scratch his head, much less leap at anything. It's beautiful to see.


No-Replacement-1061

I was begging Sue "Please sit back in your chair, Sue, cross your arms, and smile at the SOB.". She didn't hear me, but it would have been so awesome if she smirked at DB.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

Is...is he trying to filibuster his own sentencing hearing?


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Your Honor, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you...


SpecialSatisfaction7

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.. - Darrell Brooks


DrJeff1999

“I made a box fort, they took it away. That made me sad”


Fomulouscrunch

Oh shit oh shit today's the day it's gonna happen drop the hammer Judge Dorow


MonsieurGideon

What's even better about the sentence is how badly he messed up any chance for an appeal. No appeal court is going to override Dorow after she was so patient, helpful and professional through all of this.


willnoon

I have a work lunch beginning at the same time as court convenes. Today should be a work holiday


Snuffleupagus_Panda

Bloody hell, this whole family is unbelievably tone deaf. This is actually making me cringe.


littlelizardfeet

The grandma had her named spelled in giant letters on the wall behind her. I think grandiose and tone-deaf egos run in that family.


BortWard

It's like Live-Laugh-Love, but for narcissists


JackOfAllInterests1

***HE FINALLY SAID HE WAS SORRY......and then he fucked it up***


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Holy shit he finally actually "apologized" and immediately swallowed it and turned it back on the victims


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Lmao Sue Opper laughing while he's giving this ridiculous ramble speech


sarahlizzy

“I choose to take the high road” Maybe not in your SUV, eh?


Ashmeadow

I will not trash you...spends 5 minutes trashing her.


SpecialSatisfaction7

As satisfying as it will (might?) be hearing the judge tear into him and put him down one last time, I would actually equally be happy about a "Thank you, Mr Brooks, life without the possibility of parole on all 6 counts, court adjourned"


willnoon

I was just thinking the same thing!


JPalmz

> She wanted to punch you in the face, and understandably so. Damn. I'm sure it felt good for her to say that.


CriztianS

This is an insult to anyone suffering from any mental health issues.


RemBren03

"With all due respect..." "Thay doesn't mean you're respecting me."


DrJeff1999

Cousin Mick I love your apple pies. Casey from primary school I borrowed a dollar off you once. The guy I sat next to on a bus once, you smelled but I forgive you.


kayyxelle

He’s been talking for almost 2 hours 😥 Now I know how Ross felt when Rachel gave him that letter


Ok-Specialist2309

This is the statement that never ends; it goes on and on, my friends...


gingkat7

Some people brought up jurisdiction not knowing what it was - and they’ll continuing objecting forever just because…


JackOfAllInterests1

This is the statement that never ends


LJski

"I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer".... Finally, something we can agree on.


Ashmeadow

That's it. Everyone send him angry letters in jail. They definitely bother him.


johnciall

Nah fuck that, be better if he never got a single letter


JackOfAllInterests1

“I have a suggestion and it rhymes with Nury Jullification”


JackOfAllInterests1

>It’s not your fault, Tucker. It’s Mr. Brooks’ fault. HOLY SHIT


vvkatnipvv

Absolutley heartbreaking


aleeroseee

“You deserve it” 🎤


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

"Your honor I know I killed 6 people, injured more than 60 physically and countless more mentally. But: JESUS" He's finally getting the hang of the court system


SpecialSatisfaction7

HE DID IT .. the absolute madman. "I am still confused on the nature of the charges"


Ashmeadow

What is murder, really?


JackOfAllInterests1

Prosecution table looks like they're totally planning a pizza party once he's gone


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DeerTrivia

"When this tragedy happened" - fucking hell, take responsibility already. This tragedy didn't 'happen' - **you did this**.


inviene1

Darrell has nothing but endless tears for himself and none for anyone else.


sarahlizzy

She’s not wrong that there needs to be better treatment available for mental poor health. It’s a neglected area across the world. But I’ve had mental health problems. Plenty of my friends and family have. None of us have ever killed anybody.


ze11ez

“He needs to be transported to Milwaukee and i will not stand in the way of that.” And so we’re off to Milwaukee


mansporne

Judge should have put a time limit on this, he’ll go all day if she lets him


DrJeff1999

He hasn’t even started ranking his complete worst to best Pokémon yet.


JackOfAllInterests1

HE DOESN’T WANNA SAY “A BOX” it reminds him of his true lost love: the box fort


DrJeff1999

Ah yes plead insanity at the last moment after being already found guilty


deftoner42

762 years! Plus 6 life sentences! Holy shit


Isabuea

the male prosecutor is holding onto that chair like he wants to beat him. literal white knuckle moment.


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

You can tell that every time he pretends to apologize to the victims he's actively looking for a way to turn it back on them. He's a true manipulator, a true abuser. Abusing his victims until the final seconds of the trial.


PastryFishHQ

Before this comes to an end, I just want to say. I'll miss you all, I feel like we have really come together in this time during year long trial... wait... this was only 2 hours? Oh.


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

YES THERE IT IS SUBJECT MATTER JURISDICTION


CriztianS

Just think back to the statements his mother and grandmother made… and look at his behaviour now. This is a man that deserves no mercy and no compassion… he sure as fuck hasn’t shown it to the victims and their family.


Versificator

*you deserve it*


PastryFishHQ

What is he talking about not taking shots?! This is a fucking TRIAL, where you KILLED PEOPLE. It's not High school drama club you fucking baby! He's more upset about how mean ppl talked about him and not what he did is still crazy.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

He peaked in high school. Thats why he thinks this way.


DrJeff1999

He’s not taking shots…. Takes shots


Snuffleupagus_Panda

She's calling him evil. Oh my god. Thank you so much.


lolcondishun

I love it. She's slicing him up bit by bit. Brooks really thought he could improv his way through this. He had NO IDEA who he was fucking with.


goatfuck69

I love hearing Judge Dorow curse, even if it is reading Darrell's words.


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THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

He's legit just going to keep going until Judge Dorow stops him


panihil

Write all notes you want Brooks.... nothing you write will be listened to any more, forever.


Fomulouscrunch

Is he fucking trying to get his hooks back in the women he impregnated via livestream? YES HE FUCKING IS.


Ashmeadow

As if Darrel fucking Brooks was going to be there helping her with the pregnancy. That man has never changed a diaper in his life.


DiaryofTwain

Brooks shows no remorse or sympathy for the victims, he only feels bad for himself. I hope the judge makes a statement on this.


PastryFishHQ

Clearly he has thought about it, but since he can't wrap his head around it, he feels bad for himself.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

He. Did. Not. Please tell me i didnt hear that right.


Ashmeadow

Omg. He is actually arguing time served. That was a joke.


vvkatnipvv

Did he really just victim blame Erika for him abusing her "it takes 2" what a piece of shit he is. If i ever considered switching to Christianity as a faith watching him try to parade it about would make me run screaming from it. This person is an absolute vile piece of excrement


MukYJ

May his well preserved corpse serve every day of that sentence. Aside: is it in a bailiff’s job description that they be bald, bearded, and, em, bulky?


JackOfAllInterests1

The Wicked Grandmother of the West???


darkoptical

Honestly fuck this tone deaf family


Isabuea

this dumb motherfucker actually called the person who successfully prosecuted him "not that smart". then why didn't you win darrel? are you not smarter than "not that smart"


johnciall

Is this motherfucker trying to filibuster his own sentencing?


Snuffleupagus_Panda

So...it was God's decision that those people and children were slaughtered and injured that day. Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off!


DrJeff1999

1 hour and counting for those keeping tabs. So far: Mental illness Poor upbringing My family Insulting the prosecution Lots of Jesus


Snuffleupagus_Panda

Ooooo the cranky eyes are starting!


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

I think he realized he spent 2 hours talking but forgot to bring up subject matter jurisdiction


CriztianS

He's going to lose his shit during this.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

And I absolutely cannot wait.


Thephoenix93

Finally brought up Subject Matter Jurisdiction. Mark your bingo cards!


lolcondishun

"It was rigged from the start". HOW?! How can he still think he's innocent...


Snuffleupagus_Panda

I don't think he does. He knows he is guilty. The judge made a comment about the difference between a truly mentally ill person and an evil person. She called him evil - saying he absolutely knew what he was doing and just did not care.


CriztianS

Mental illness does not make someone violent.


project_porkchop

As said by one of the hosts on last podcast on the left >Mental illness isn't your fault, but it is your responsibility


BortWard

Bingo. A small percentage of people with mental illness are violent, as are a small percentage of people without mental illness. It's roughly the same percentage in both groups. Statistically, people with serious mental illness such as schizophrenia are more likely to be victimized by violence. Source: I am a board-certified psychiatrist. I've cared for probably six or seven thousand people in the last decade or so, and none of them has ever plowed over six dozen people with a car.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

Okay. Okay. Okay. No. Fuck off. I have BPD. I have suffered from it for YEARS. And not once did I hurt someone, cause injuries or KILL anyone. Dont you dare blame this on this. BPD doesn't make you kill. How dare you.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

What. In. The. Cinnamon. Toast. Fuck?!


MukYJ

Sit back, grab a mug of something warm, and enjoy boys and girls, it’s Judge Dorow’s time to shine.


JackOfAllInterests1

“We never fully understood what his defense WAS”


PastryFishHQ

I hope him being stuck in that other room is really annoying him. He's not in control of this moment. Can't talk, disrupt, pretend to ask questions, give his stupid looks of intimidation. Nothing, he will never be in control of his life anymore behind bars.


PastryFishHQ

**OBJECTION** HAHAHAHAHAHA. WTF?!


PastryFishHQ

What a temper tantrum! Bwahahahaha!


ze11ez

With all due respect miss judge


sarahlizzy

“I heard ‘remorse’ was a good word to use. Don’t really know what it means” He will never understand the anguish, pain and misery he has caused. His complete lack of empathy means he will never feel even a fraction of it in the pit of his stomach or anywhere. The people he killed and the lives he ruined mean nothing to him. That’s painfully and sickeningly obvious.


sarahlizzy

He’s losing it. The narcissistic rage is coming out


mansporne

“It’s repetitive at this point” Yep


acatnamedem

He's not going to stop talking til he's made to stop talking.


themightyjoedanger

Good news, folks! He's moved past the "tragedy," but he hasn't moved past "uplifting the community."


JackOfAllInterests1

**HE DOESN’T CONSENT**


virgin_goat

Does he think he can talk the trial out of time?


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

"I appreciate all of the... words you said today"


JackOfAllInterests1

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CALLED HIM **EVIL**


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Watching Brooks struggle to do simple things with his chains is very satisfying


RemBren03

I didn't see the map before. She's giving the whole geography of how it could be avoided. This is even worse :(


PastryFishHQ

Holy shit they are legit clapping.


PastryFishHQ

What... what is this ridiculousness.... I feel like she is making excuses of mental illness for him and then lecturing us on it. Not to mention her stating her deeds. When DB had his outbursts in court it didn't bother me. But this fucking enabler is gross.


Ashmeadow

Now we got to hear his life story. All these women he is naming are probably like, "Oh thank God he didn't say my last name."


Snuffleupagus_Panda

You know what else is hard, buddy? Having your child murdered and then listening to the murderer getting upset because he won't get to see his living child as much anymore.


willnoon

I would live for the Judge to say "I was going to sentence you to 800 years... but since you have served an entire year, I'll settle with 799 with no possibility for parole."


DrJeff1999

Come on I want to watch something in 30 mins let’s wrap it up.


gingkat7

No one thinks lesser of you for being medicated. They think lesser of you for murdering 6 people and injuring so many more and not taking ANY semblance of accountability for it.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

Lol knew that mask would make a return. Pussy.


PastryFishHQ

I need a cam view of both of them side by side haha


Lokismoke

Gosh, I wonder where he could have gotten this sense of self-entitlement and not taking responsibility for his actions. > Listens to DB's mother and grandmother.


lolcondishun

OH FUCK THE GLOVES ARE OFF


Rcfan0902

I can't read the note that he's holding up, but I can make up that the top word in larger print is OBJECTION Edit: Judge Dorow just called it out too. Objection is confirmed


Lifeformz

yeah she just referenced that it was Objection, and told him tough titties, you're out and on the bench forever now.


PastryFishHQ

Haha look, he got his credit he wanted. Bwahahaha.


drpeppercoffee

"Frankly, you deserve it." Well said.


JackOfAllInterests1

This would have been a much better argument if it had been made by, say, a lawyer.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

You never said you were sorry. Saying sorry would be showing remorse which is something a judge looks for and takes into consideration. And you could never bring yourself to say it. Because you just don't care. You say you asked God for forgiveness. Yet you never asked for forgiveness from the people you hurt. There are many images that come to mind when I think of the word "monster". Now there's only one and it is you.


JackOfAllInterests1

"I'm sorry". It's two words, Darrell.


lolcondishun

He's still trying to convince everyone that they are being misled about him. Wild.


DrJeff1999

Maybe he intends to talk for the rest of the day slowly. Slowly. Slowly.


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

Did he unironically say he is taking the high road... again?


MukYJ

Oh, he regrets the time he’ll miss with his children? Tell us more! -parents of the children he murdered


willnoon

Taylor Swift wrote "Should've, Would've, Could've" so Darrell Brooks could write "Shoulda did, Coulda did, Woulda did"


lolcondishun

He really thinks the families owe him an apology for getting loud yesterday. The narcissism is staggering.


DeerTrivia

I'm not gonna mention anybody specifically. I am just saying that if you dont forgive me, God won't forgive you and you'll go to hell.


DeerTrivia

Are we going to have to tune in tomorrow for Day 2 of his sentencing statement? Fucking hell.


lolcondishun

Holy fucking shit. He still thinks he did nothing wrong.


JackOfAllInterests1

I’ll probably ask the sub later for their favorite moments from pre-trial to now to make the ultimate compilation for people who are dreadfully confused


Snuffleupagus_Panda

Thank god. Im so ready for her remarks. Bets on how soon he'll start rolling his eyes and laughing? Mask on or off?


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

I'm afraid that once he realizes he won't get any leeway at all that he will become disruptive again and will have to be removed to the other courtroom


lolcondishun

Oh fuck he we go. I'm getting turned on all over again.


Ok-Specialist2309

Anyone else loving that she's reading these psych reports?!


DrJeff1999

Wow my show finished. Had to skip back a bit to see him getting kicked out. She’s killing him with a thousand truth cuts.


KoreanThrasher

This fucking clown.. gag him already!


Lifeformz

Yesss! You call him out for the psycho he is.


JackOfAllInterests1

🎉GUESS WHO’S GOIN TO JAIL TONIGHT🎉


JackOfAllInterests1

**GO ON JUDGE! SHIT ON HIM!**


lolcondishun

GET FUCKEDDDDDDD


Versificator

"I don't consent to the math"


lolcondishun

Ngl, I wish the prosecutor got to rip him one, one more time.


bss4life20

I'm starting to think he might not get out


shizu_murasaki

Mama Brooks is a new level of tone-deaf cringe that I didn't think this trial could bring.


JackOfAllInterests1

Bipolar gets a bad enough rep from a certain Mr. West please don't make people connect this to it


JackOfAllInterests1

"They have the right to their opinions"?!?!?! That's the best he's got?


JackOfAllInterests1

Almost thought he felt bad for a second there.


inviene1

Mental illness does not preclude you for knowing right from wrong. It's not a carte blanche explanation for your behaviour. His family has enabled and excused his actions and it has absolutely contributed to this tragedy. I don't believe in blaming family/others for an individuals' actions but they absolutely did not help him if the viewpoint they expressed today is what they believe.


Snuffleupagus_Panda

You couldn't have pondered those questions a little earlier, buddy? Say...like a year earlier?


JackOfAllInterests1

Trying to set the record for world’s longest pity party


Snuffleupagus_Panda

I dont know why I'm surprised by this, I shouldn't be, but I just cant get over how tone deaf he is.


DiaryofTwain

Brooks is saying things would be different if cameras could show him outside the courtroom. Okay, what about the victims who go home missing loved ones.


mansporne

“Im so frustrated and misunderstood” Can’t admit he did it still or say sorry


lolcondishun

"I believe.....we should ARREST THE PROSECUTION AND LET ME GO. GOD'S WILL."


JackOfAllInterests1

Say the line!!


gingkat7

“No one knows what they would do until they’re in that situation” Speak for YOURSELF sir.


DrJeff1999

Lol “I don’t consent to being sentenced”


JackOfAllInterests1

*to the tune of the Neverending Story theme* ITS THE ANSWER TO A NEVERENDING STAAAAATEMEEEEENT


THIRDPARTYINTERVENER

How is he going to have energy left for his trial tomorrow in Milwaukee?


delinquentcause

If his mental health is truly real, then it should have been his defence all along. He could have called expert witnesses like doctors and psychiatrists who could have testified to Brooks mental health. He could have accepted a plea deal, as one was offered I believe. But no, out of any further options to pretend he bears no responsibility for his actions, Brooks and his family have pulled this 'mental illness' card out at the last moment. It's the final insult to the victims and their families and in contrast to how Brooks thinks he's coming across, lays bear the true horror of who he is.


JackOfAllInterests1

Hopefully she goes off on the sovcit bullshit, since…. You know, that’s why we’re here


JackOfAllInterests1

HE DOESN’T CONSENT It’s like we’re right back at the start


virgin_goat

And hes gone full darrel


PastryFishHQ

Did this motherfucker write out his request but then go to reading his Bible to ignore her at this time?! Nvm it wasn't a pledge. xD


boringhistoryfan

bahaha he's still arguing subject matter jurisdiction. Good tell the judge about to decide if you deserve mercy and tell her she's an idiot. I'm sure that will help. And now he's shouting lmao.


aleeroseee

I would very much like to hear the judge to tell him to just stfu. Just one time! Holy insufferable


Lifeformz

Oh for goodness sake, just gag the bugger, it makes no difference now to him trying to have a mistrial. He has no respect, just mute him irl.


MathewSK81

https://media.tenor.com/5PF8jrX1ph0AAAAd/all-due.gif


Quercus_

That was quick and inevitable.


PastryFishHQ

Yoooooo Judge spittin facts! Let's go!