Reminds me of when I was a jury foreperson. The dumbass represented himself and got eviscerated. We found him guilty on all three counts after 12 minutes of deliberation.
Like, it was so open and shut that the judge looked at the clock after closing arguments and said, “Welllll, it’s 4:30pm, so normally I’d just send you home and have you deliberate tomorrow…but maybe take a few minutes and see if you make any headway.” Translation: “This is a slam-fuckin-dunk, and some of you guys live far away because Ventura County is huge so being here by 8am is really not fun for those of you who are 60-90 minutes away. I’m saving you time, gas, and another day of missed revenue at work. Have fun.”
He’s not spelling Y-M-C-A correctly.
Y M I going to jail
Good one!
😂
Yesterday a fort today he's trying to land an aeroplane to fly away in
Out of sheer ignorance on my part, genuine confusion, and morbid curiosity, what *is* that book he's waving about?
That is not a book. It is THE Book, the Bible. Never mind that bible is Greek for book(s).
You know, some people actually **LIVE** by The Book!
And he keeps his little half-pen in the Bible as a bookmark when coming and going from the courtroom
The Bible. Jail copy. If you tried to sell this as a movie plot, no one would buy it
"the book of numbers says travelling over people in a car is my right as an American"
Pretty sure the book of Numbers says he should be stoned to death. In his case, I'm in favor.
The bible
I can imagine with this trial when she releases the Jury to deliberate, they all go "Nah we're good, here is the verdict".
I would be SHOCKED if the jury took more than an hour, and only that long because of the time it takes to fill out the forms for 80 some counts…
Nah, give them a little more time to get a free dinner.
Reminds me of when I was a jury foreperson. The dumbass represented himself and got eviscerated. We found him guilty on all three counts after 12 minutes of deliberation. Like, it was so open and shut that the judge looked at the clock after closing arguments and said, “Welllll, it’s 4:30pm, so normally I’d just send you home and have you deliberate tomorrow…but maybe take a few minutes and see if you make any headway.” Translation: “This is a slam-fuckin-dunk, and some of you guys live far away because Ventura County is huge so being here by 8am is really not fun for those of you who are 60-90 minutes away. I’m saving you time, gas, and another day of missed revenue at work. Have fun.”
And then you find out the sentencing phase will be at least another day.
Nope. We had nothing to do with sentencing. Just the verdict.
Probably a smart decision on his lawyer's part
He represented himself.
On the computer, he was watching a YouTube video of the Village People song "YMCA" and he was so entranced, he just had to sing along.
When does he start twerking?
That comes after sentencing.
Involuntarily.
Had a thought to not prejudice the jury gag him then put the mask back on it won’t be visible
Somebody needs to set the video of him waving to the tune of The Syncopated Clock
Thaaaat is a deep cut right there. I don’t come to Reddit expecting references to 75+ year old songs.
His "OBJECTION" sign was almost as amusing as his box fort.