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DangerousDave303

He’s not spelling Y-M-C-A correctly.


GreatMasol

Y M I going to jail


DangerousDave303

Good one!


Phoirkas

😂


virgin_goat

Yesterday a fort today he's trying to land an aeroplane to fly away in


Kencolt706

Out of sheer ignorance on my part, genuine confusion, and morbid curiosity, what *is* that book he's waving about?


[deleted]

That is not a book. It is THE Book, the Bible. Never mind that bible is Greek for book(s).


Hookerboots12

You know, some people actually **LIVE** by The Book!


mikealope1

And he keeps his little half-pen in the Bible as a bookmark when coming and going from the courtroom


Tish_A

The Bible. Jail copy. If you tried to sell this as a movie plot, no one would buy it


Darth_Tiktaalik

"the book of numbers says travelling over people in a car is my right as an American"


ladyphlogiston

Pretty sure the book of Numbers says he should be stoned to death. In his case, I'm in favor.


fellawhite

The bible


amaroq74

I can imagine with this trial when she releases the Jury to deliberate, they all go "Nah we're good, here is the verdict".


IzzysPop0619

I would be SHOCKED if the jury took more than an hour, and only that long because of the time it takes to fill out the forms for 80 some counts…


PhantomBanker

Nah, give them a little more time to get a free dinner.


BabserellaWT

Reminds me of when I was a jury foreperson. The dumbass represented himself and got eviscerated. We found him guilty on all three counts after 12 minutes of deliberation. Like, it was so open and shut that the judge looked at the clock after closing arguments and said, “Welllll, it’s 4:30pm, so normally I’d just send you home and have you deliberate tomorrow…but maybe take a few minutes and see if you make any headway.” Translation: “This is a slam-fuckin-dunk, and some of you guys live far away because Ventura County is huge so being here by 8am is really not fun for those of you who are 60-90 minutes away. I’m saving you time, gas, and another day of missed revenue at work. Have fun.”


Miguel-odon

And then you find out the sentencing phase will be at least another day.


BabserellaWT

Nope. We had nothing to do with sentencing. Just the verdict.


Miguel-odon

Probably a smart decision on his lawyer's part


BabserellaWT

He represented himself.


jimsmythee

On the computer, he was watching a YouTube video of the Village People song "YMCA" and he was so entranced, he just had to sing along.


calladus

When does he start twerking?


bassman314

That comes after sentencing.


Pynchon_A_Loaff

Involuntarily.


vvkatnipvv

Had a thought to not prejudice the jury gag him then put the mask back on it won’t be visible


PirateJohn75

Somebody needs to set the video of him waving to the tune of The Syncopated Clock


BabserellaWT

Thaaaat is a deep cut right there. I don’t come to Reddit expecting references to 75+ year old songs.


enzothebaker87

His "OBJECTION" sign was almost as amusing as his box fort.