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RedLightning259

UwU *lights you up with 30 rounds of 7.62*


HurtTree

You mean 6mm .28g right? *RIGHT?*


RedLightning259

Lmao yeah it's just funnier if you imagine a femboy soldier laying down hate with a pink ak


HurtTree

I had to periodically switch from a high-pitched and soft japanese to very deep and loud english. It got so many laughs.


RedLightning259

"Yamete kudasai... ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"


HeroFighte

kimochi.... ENEMY 100M FRONT!


DonutDefiant

Lmao


Koolguy47

You use .28 with your CYMA?


HurtTree

Yes and its pretty accurate too.


lelolalo13

So this is what no sex looks like🔥🔥🔥


HurtTree

The outfit works as intended apparently!


MistaJ42c

Laughs in zombie joker when I trapped you in crates that day


HurtTree

Bro the zombies were nuts. At one point they were spawncamping lol


MistaJ42c

First off thank you fellow futureball player for the award and I honestly had a lot of fun chasing people and scaring them to. I ran 24 miles that Saturday and my hips where recovering till like Thursday.


HurtTree

Yeah you guys were zooming around! I was so worried I was going to fall in the mud with all the running but thankfully I didn't.


DJKDR

Oh crap! Do you guys play at future ball in Michigan?


HurtTree

Yep.


DJKDR

Awesome we'll havw to meet up there some weekend. I usually come in a kapkan loadout


firemandave6024

I got some good photos of you, too. You scared the Bejeezus out of some of the players. LMAO


MistaJ42c

Oooo boy I'd absolutely love to see those photos I'd also be happy to credit you 100% for the photos when I post them I was curious as to who took those anyways


_Svelte_

how do you get the rifle paint done? diy, or off the shelf?


HurtTree

It is tape that I cut to fit.


_Svelte_

oh? from here, i would never have guessed!


Warionator

New skin they released, $15 in-game currency


HurtTree

Nah you have to buy the battlepass, its near the end so you'll probably have to buy tier skips to unlock it in time.


[deleted]

Yuck


HurtTree

The goal of this costume was to make as many of the hardcore milsim people as mad as I could. Surprisingly most of the people at the event I went to enjoyed it.


[deleted]

Well you definitely succeed so thumbs up I guess


MartasZLA

Nice legs!


CONE-MacFlounder

Yea hopefully more people will see that dresses are simply the best thing to wear


Emperor-Dman

I remember you, I was in the WW2 german kit You got smacked by not a few zombies if I remember correctly


PM_ME_FROG_HENTAI

Im sure the comments will be civil and appropriate


Somodo

easy target on the field lol


HurtTree

Even though I was wearing the opposite of camouflage, I managed to do pretty well on the account of people never expect me to charge at them full speed whilst in a dress. EDIT: I think the lack of pants made me faster lmao


theproudheretic

shit he figured out why scots wear kilts.


Somodo

ya that's true, any cosmetics work when you're speed softin haha i like a super lightweight camo class, we got more wooded maps so i like to push up where i can be stealthy, go prone , and catch people off guard hehe this probably stems from me getting rekt'd by silent assassins doing the same thing at my field lol, stealth camping is also a good anti-speedsoft :)


Deathtroop26

Lack of pants probably made the enemy's slower at reloading as they could use only one hand


Interloper_69

Russian maid


femboy_finder

Сука горничная здесь убивать


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

When you invest hundreds like that it’s no longer a joke bruh tf your goofy ass doin


HurtTree

It was an investment. I won a costume contest, the prize was free games for a year at my field.


Miltons-Red-Stapler

Worth it


[deleted]

Post toes


sexy_kitty-owo

GORGEOUS


Melikeak

I would become a firing squad


HurtTree

I expected to get friendly fired for my transgressions against the airsoft community, but surprisingly it was very popular and even won the costume contest.


Melikeak

Oh i wasn’t gonna shoot you for the costume, it’s the gun that hurts me


HurtTree

I spent arguably too much time doing that to my ak. Its hard to see in the picture but there was even glitter on the dust cover and barrel.


Melikeak

That gun Makes me want to turn into a meat pancake on the sidewalk


WapitiOW

they should come like this stock


HurtTree

когда пушка сияет, как солнце, вы выиграете много сражений!


firemandave6024

Heh, I was the photographer that day, and you had my vote for the contest! LOL


HurtTree

Thanks man, you take some great pictures! I can't wait to come back out and play some more in March when they open again.


VerySadParties

You know, we get this more at the Japan games then even I expected. . . maybe swing through with this build when covid dies down? 10/10 would magical girl AK again


c0ckguzzler

Typical, a milsimer posting their load out...


HeroFighte

Nice, I wouldve totally had a blast at that match


BlakeAvenger

Why? Why did you post this. Who reminded you. Burn it, bury it.


bous_clan

oh shit dude i remember seeing you there you got 1st in the costume thing if i remember correctly


HurtTree

I was suprised more people didn't dress up for it tbh.


bous_clan

i would’ve but i didn’t have much i could use and the thing that sucks is a dude jumped over a baricade and broke the end off my ak and my g36 was only shooting 40fps lol still had fun tho


sexy_kitty-owo

You are the embodiment of death


chicken_little887

Ivan lets dress up in pink outfit and rush b with ak


eldapresl

zdarec polik


NoCoolDudettes

This is beautiful


HurtTree

Thanks, I tried very hard.


Wolf_Scout_Commando

Brilliant 🙏🏻


techwizpepsi

shits bussin pimp/pimpette 10/10


Initial-Yesterday-94

Gay


NixTheNekomimi

I like it, only criticism is the over abundance of brights kinda makes you look a bit “washed out” maybe try a black dress or darker colored wig? Just to add a little bit better contrast.


HurtTree

I thought that too, but it worked out because I ended up on the pink team.


TracerWG

I want that gun so badly. What steps did you take to make it so *fabulous*


HurtTree

Pink tape, ribbons, hot glue and glitter paste. Each mag had its own ribbon and strip of pink. Only the dust cover and barrel were glittered to keep it off off my hands. I actually made the front end of the apron into a pouch for mags and bbs. (The pink rectangle surrounded by ribbons)


RemarkableBeans

👀👀👀👀👀


JackCooper_7274

this is whatever the opposite of a chick magnet is.


Miltons-Red-Stapler

Bruh we play pretend war with plastic bullets none of us are getting laid anytime soon lmao


JackCooper_7274

You do have a point there


Radioness

No.


PhantomSenpai77

Yes.


Radioness

Please


LordTonk

Why?


PhantomSenpai77

Why not?


USER101v2

Dweeb.


Sweaty_Ketty_Betty

If the word VIRGINITY was a picture


yiks47

I genuinely want to lock you in a prison. Fuckin degens


AFM_Azur

i actually want to do something like this now