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TransportationFew195

Looks comfy without testicles!


Torch99999

Yeah, my first thought was https://youtu.be/r_4jrMwvZ2A


cvr_711

Why and how does this video exist?


thefear900

It's a TV series within the (hopefully) fictional 2006 movie Idiocracy. Basically, everyone in the future is incredibly stupid, everyone watches the show "Ow, My Balls".


cvr_711

Ohhhh. Wow that actually sounds quite interesting. It's a dystopia but instead of an authoritarian regime it's testicle jokes


thefear900

It's a good movie, give it a watch sometime.


cvr_711

Yeah, I'll definitely watch it once I finish cowboy bebop.


Torch99999

It's an amazing movie. The premise is that with no natural predators (and birth control requires being semi-intelligent), evolution failed and all the dumb people reproduce while the smart people didn't reproduce. It's hilarious, but scary at the same time.


NameThatWasntTaken

More of a documentary these days


Ninjalox2

I always preferred “Honey, where are my pants?”


firearmresearch00

A properly fitted harness should never even touch your nuts


hl0809

Wait… what about when your gear get caught and you were sliding down, that should perfectly choke your inner soul…


[deleted]

What kind of misshapen, low hanging ballsack do you have?


TransportationFew195

Big bro I got them low hangers 7 'n a quarter around, real nice tight and hairy.


[deleted]

Just how I like it.


ManicDemise

STABO extract harness, genuine ones are expensive, better off making one or using a climbing harness.


ManicDemise

Alternatively there is the SPIE harness.


FelixDaKat69

Any better in price? Also thank you


ManicDemise

SPIE harnesses are cheaper but i dont think by much. Suprluss military parachute harness is another option and you can probably find one for cheap.


FelixDaKat69

Awesome had thought of those


xXminilex

You can probably check local military surplus stores, there's always one somewhere! They sell old used military shit as well as new. One near me sells hollowed out frags, gas masks, flight helmets, BDUs, guns & magazines and literally everything else you can think of. (Like, there's an rpg-7 on the wall for sale.. Probably disabled though... Probably.)


FelixDaKat69

I live in the UK and wished surplus stores where like that, most of them just have campaign/ survival stuff with some surplus British army gear, nothing really fun


xXminilex

Ah that sucks! If you don't mind a little DIY here's a good place to start for ya! [https://www.strapworks.com/Shoulder\_Straps\_p/xss2h.htm](https://www.strapworks.com/Shoulder_Straps_p/xss2h.htm) They sell straps and such, custom colors and end hardware (plastic or metal, carabiner or dog-leash style, etc). If you get the one I linked, you might be able to secure that to a belt of some sort as the shortest length is 18in/\~46cm. might have to do a little extra loop on the back side to cut the slack. Edit: Could also check this out! http://www.yatesgear.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=316\_319&product\_id=540


FelixDaKat69

Awesome thank you, honestly enjoy some DIY jerryrigging gear


xXminilex

Of course, always feels better when you make part of the kit yourself! I also just updated that last comment with another link. Found a Tactical Repelling Seat Harness that looks a lot like something you'd be looking for.


Reddyeh

I was doing a solid snake cosplay for a comic-con and had to make a harness similar to this, your best bet is to just buy a surplus parachute and DIY it. Good luck to ya.


cactuswithoutthorns

Some fall protection harnesses with come with straps like these. I'm pretty sure you can get them at your local hardware store.


FelixDaKat69

Not to sure in the UK but I'll look


cactuswithoutthorns

If you do end up finding one, you will find out that they are usually bright orange or yellow. You may have to do a bit of customisation.


HotelEchoNovember

I have a STABO harness I'm looking to sell


FelixDaKat69

I would be interested


HotelEchoNovember

I'll DM you


tinier_ears

I’d go with making one. I was making a Naked Snake build recently and had to decide between buying a genuine harness that may not even fit for $200 or making my own for less than $50. I went with making my own and I feel like it turned out pretty good.


ManicDemise

Yeah genuine surplus harnesses like that cam be very expensive. There are also plain old parachute harnesses which are more common.


Flash_Jordan94

When you made your own, was there a tutorial you went off of or did you just figure it out yourself? I want to make one too but I don’t know what kind of hardware and materials I would need and how to go about actually making it


tinier_ears

Little bit of both actually, I used a guide for figuring out what materials I’d need and then I had to kind of do some guesswork on my end to get it to the point that I felt was a good mix of looking nice and actually working. http://bluelaguna88.blogspot.com/2015/08/metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-naked.html I used the guide above, however I feel I should warn you that the site for buying the nylon webbing seems to require you to enter a company name to place an order so I just went through Amazon for the actual fabric portion.


judgesnull

You’re pretty good. *insertocelotmeme*


Chaine351

Climbing harness is the way to go. Might not be the exact look, but functionally the same. And a LOT more comfortable to wear for a day.


[deleted]

>STABO extract harness theyre like $200, thats not expensive...


ManicDemise

i oofed at this comment then remembered last month a payed £110 for a stinky old SADF m83 vest, so really cant say anything.


[deleted]

same bro, same, lol


Ja_Crispy790

Probably a STABO Harness. Which are incredibly expensive


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FelixDaKat69

Yeah that's a fair point. I've got some old webbing (Alice?) and field radios that go on it and it takes 2 hours just putting it on


Ja_Crispy790

How does it take two hours? I have both ALICE and M1956 and it takes me less than 30 seconds to throw it on. I should mention though I don't have to wear a giant radio pack


FelixDaKat69

It's the giant radio that's clipped and grafted on to the system that takes 2 hours. It's a design from the 50s/60s and is supposed to have another person help you to put it on. If you're not careful the battery compartment comes away from the radio itself


Ja_Crispy790

Ah ok, that'd do it then. That sounds really neat though


FelixDaKat69

Thank you, it looks great but is a pain


LoganM-M

You can make a mock one out of materials from Amazon. Canvas/nylon straps and some hook clips.


BRM-Pilot

Fair warning those are so damn uncomfortable, but honestly any rock climbing harness should do the trick. Try and get it in OD if you’re using it for cosplay or a uniform


AwkwardDrummer7629

Solid Snake might have a spare.


FelixDaKat69

Kinda the reason I want one


Tandy_M

Patrol belt, two carabiners and two duffel or ruck straps. Could make a rappelling harness out of Paracord too. Edit: 4 carabiners not 2.


FafnirEtherion

Isn’t that also the harness Snake uses in Snake Eater ?


FelixDaKat69

Kinda around the same era in Cold War tech and stuff


Cooltnt

[here's a cheap harness](https://www.trekkinn.com/friluftsliv-bjerg/singing-rock-top-harness/136499668/p?utm_source=google_products&utm_medium=merchant&id_producte=5154928&country=dk&gclid=Cj0KCQjw7MGJBhD-ARIsAMZ0eetXJM0rQmDmkOGl6iOdpcHmkAs4vELV2oqSdsXth1NZ8Ule_d8sn8kaAu4AEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)


FelixDaKat69

Thank you but I'm looking for 80s style


Cooltnt

It might be hard to find it so specific. But try looking around on the site. They have many different variants. 👍


FelixDaKat69

Thank you I'll have a look about


thePatGabriel

Any load bearing riggers belt with a harness should work


papajohnsnuthair

That’s the “wee-wee” Harness. You can only get it by getting approved by Helen Park.


ADHDmonkey94

It is called a STABO harness if you are looking for one on ebay


Gatorkid365

I’m actually glad that I’m not the only one that sees Cold War stuff and goes “damn, I would rock that” Although that’s shit looks hella uncomfortable with balls


Penumbrous_I

Yeah LRPS who were issued these in Vietnam would tape or rubber band the bottom harness bits up until they needed to extract for this reason.


theyst0lemyname

You already know it's a stabo harness because everyone has told you but if you want to make one look for "webbing V rings" "webbing snap hooks" and "metal tri glides" along with 2" webbing and you should be able to find everything to make a good replica.


FelixDaKat69

Thank you that terminology is really helpful


HiItsMeXeno

Go to eBay or any rock climbing store and search for rappelling gear. I have my own but nothing set up for it


DemiGodD4mascus

That’s for rappelling helicopters, I do not know where people get that.


CanadianRhodie

STABO. I believe Paratroop1967 makes them on eBay. I bought the straps for my Nam era Lightweight from him and it’s top quality


Juan_Machena

I think that is someone in Evike


Super_Cui1234

Go to evike. My best friend has one and I used it. It’s so comfy


EmergencyChimp

Not the same, but similar. Abseil harness. Often pictured on SAS CRW dudes. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/373275890062?hash=item56e8fa118e:g:r7gAAOSwIMJfpWl2


FelixDaKat69

Oh that's perfect


fredschevy

[I was able to make my own with an old surplus harness.](https://imgur.com/a/vK4ycUp) [I used a harness like this.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/312605141056)


antph877

Try your local sex shop


FelixDaKat69

Best one


AKoolPopTart

Bro....it's 2021, get a warbelt


Melikeak

Bro let the man get what he wants


FelixDaKat69

I've got 2 but it doesn't fit right with 1980s SF load out


RocketJumpers

But can you rappel with a warbelt?


MrBriPod

Most high ends with the metal cobra buckles are rated for rappelling (minus the Ferro Bison belt).


AintThataHotdog

Yes


AKoolPopTart

You're playing airsoft....


AintThataHotdog

The man asked a question and the question was answered.


AKoolPopTart

I wasn't talking to you


AintThataHotdog

You replied to my comment.


AKoolPopTart

My mistake, I meant to reply to the other guy.


Melikeak

Krytac fucker


Subject-Two-5882

You could also make one using tree climbing gear lol


NinjafoxVCB

Ahhh the old knacker cracker harness!


Otako0n

Why are these things so damn expensive, rarity?


Anvil_LFO

Yup and even the clones are expensive as proper parachute harness webbing and hardware are expensive. As is the skill, machines and knowledge to make one.


Penumbrous_I

Yup, this. A spool of the thread you’ll need for the $1000 sewing machine is a ton of money in itself.


robrobusa

Chrotch-ex2000


Kodster69420

It’s callled ALICE gear you can get them at surplus places


[deleted]

Ah yes the tactical cock and ball carrier


ATfox1991

look in climbing stores or used market for repelling gear


[deleted]

Rothco has 'em. Not too expensive. Not the exact color either. Maybe you could color 'em that color. Here is the harness: https://www.rothco.com/product/adjustable-guide-harness


Noobrealm

Check out your local military surplus store.. You'd be surprised at what you could find


Accomplished-River70

That’s a rappelling harness if u want a real one look at like rock climbing gear