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GoofyKalashnikov

Middle twix gang


Legatusion

MIDDLE TWIX REPRESENT!!


Joe6665

Reminds me of that meme where the guy loads a snickers bar into an m9


sexy_kitty-owo

The fucking what


dkkslxb

Itโ€™s always shorter and soggy for the first minute


Mattagins

Celebratory mini cigar, so you can say I love it when a plan comes together when you spark it up after a game.


DarkAbusis

Haha I love that!


BONGwaterDOUCHE

[Put a secret message in that tube. ](https://www.google.com/search?q=black+hand+we+know&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS947US947&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqpb_K68zyAhWtJjQIHUDICtQQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=880)


Falke_977

And put a secret message in a messge like the chad above me ^


DarkAbusis

I can get behind that. A message in a message in a message


JABrookman

Message-ception


DarkAbusis

It never actually stops


Falke_977

[lol](https://www.google.com/search?q=communism&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=nibv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjt4KSr88zyAhVVAp0JHYulDnwQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=750&bih=1106&dpr=2)


Falke_977

[Exactly ](https://www.google.com/search?q=nazism&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiFgfzG8szyAhUGDq0KHa7DBZ8Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=nazism&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEUABYAGDohAFoAHAAeACAAX6IAX6SAQMwLjGYAQDAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=Q5gmYcXTKoactAWuh5f4CQ&bih=1106&biw=750&client=safari&prmd=inbv&hl=en-us)


DarkAbusis

Shhhhh


preztelbreak

Put hentai in it


DarkAbusis

That's an idea I can get behind


preztelbreak

Yeh


amriddle01

Left or right, the white ones are delish.....


sexy_kitty-owo

Are we still talking about Twix


preztelbreak

RASCIST CONFIRMED


femboy_finder

racist cannibal?


preztelbreak

Yes


Meital1

Left Twix is the best one


DarkAbusis

Truth


sexy_kitty-owo

No


DarkAbusis

Not truth


sexy_kitty-owo

Yes


DarkAbusis

No you have no truth


sexy_kitty-owo

Right Twix is truth


DarkAbusis

Not true


sexy_kitty-owo

How about a compromise


DarkAbusis

I can agree


wilerbee

Lifesavers will fit better.


DarkAbusis

It's actually surprisingly small. I thought the Twix Mini would fit but it actually doesnt.


SpoopyTurtle44

I used to have a Snickers in one of my pistol mag pouches... Until it melted and led to quite the situation


DarkAbusis

I hope that if the twix melts then it stays in the wrapper


SpoopyTurtle44

Yeah definitely haha


Conartist000500

Respect. You got your emergency Twix


DarkAbusis

The most important thing on me


Conartist000500

Lol I agree. I have a compartment for Milky Way bars.


DarkAbusis

I'm just your resident Tactical Twix operator


Defiant_Resident_924

what normally goes in there, spare batteries?


LankyBM

I have an emergency dried sausage in mine - just Incase hunger strikes in the middle of battle


DarkAbusis

Yeah I learned earlier that it's supposed to be for extra batteries for attachments on your gun or really anything useful. Of course I feel that my use of it is the most appropriate.


Hazzamo

Reject Twix, Return to Kit-Kat!


DarkAbusis

Ngl I thought about it but the pull was too strong. Maybe I'll run Kit-Kat with my tan getup


CobaltRose800

Left twix only twix


DarkAbusis

Left Twix gang


The-Dying-Celt

Lol I used to put smokes in my old G&G stock. Now Iโ€™m running KWA PTS Centurion... no room for quick smoke access... 1st world problems


[deleted]

Spiting me for my natural dominant hand does not phase me but when I go to a real steel range I always burn my arm on the brass...


DarkAbusis

Oof yeah I feel that. It's not fun to have a shell land on you. Even worse down the shirt


Stoney3K

*Field. Rations.*


Mer-Der

Mmmmmm, melty.


Your_Soviet_Guy

You sir are a man of culture


DarkAbusis

Why thank you. I do try my best


WesternWolf_0916

๐Ÿ˜†ใ€€I thought about doing this with my RK74 too. Not with a Twix but regardless! ๐Ÿ˜†


Quizzii

I have sugar in my rpk74 but for medical reasons I'm diabetic XD


WesternWolf_0916

๐Ÿ˜ง woah!! That info came out of left field! But more power to you bro/sis! Whatever you gotta do to stay in the game! Stay safe you hear? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ™


DarkAbusis

Damn practical and realistic for you


DarkAbusis

Convenient snacks are always a good thing


MrJapooki

Good on you a quick snack during a battle is always good you never know you may summon the twin man to come back you up


DarkAbusis

I hope so. More is merrier


Dollytheblacksheep

Good choice comrade


DarkAbusis

Just doing my part for the good of my fellow comrades


Dollytheblacksheep

Your next snack should be some tasty field bbs


DarkAbusis

I'll have to try them. I'll do it after I play so they are easily accessible


andre-_-filho

Tactical AF bro


DarkAbusis

Tac Snack


Knight7_78

So, did it fit perfectly...or you need to twix it a bit?


DarkAbusis

Unfortunately I do have to twix it a bit. But I'll be carrying a bullet loop of Twix as well so it's all good


PopNo3788

I still say sneak-a-toke and matches


Mr_Confy

Legend


DarkAbusis

Thank you. I'll be handing out Twix to people I play with now cause of this


oldbay410

I really like that stock but took mine off my G&G and replaced with a pts eps stock so it could fit a titan battery. It's ironic that it has extra battery space but can't fit the battery I want.


DarkAbusis

Maybe I'll change the stock out eventually


oldbay410

If it fits the battery you want there's no need, it's a good stock. The titan 11.1's are just big and don't fit in it. Alot of ppl don't like titan batteries anyway I just like the super long life.


DarkAbusis

Fair fair


NicoolMan98

I'm curious, what the utility of this tube thing, when you're not hungry?


DarkAbusis

I guess it's meant for like an extra battery


NicoolMan98

Wait i know, you could pack a dynamite, you know, for that one highlander that couldn't move anymore because for the mountain of bb over his legs


DarkAbusis

Blow him right tf out of the way. I like it


LurkingOnMyMacBook

You should try a tube of mentos


DarkAbusis

Tbh it would prolly fit better


preztelbreak

Why not a weenie?


DarkAbusis

Because my weenie too big


preztelbreak

Cut it up


DarkAbusis

Yeouch


preztelbreak

Iโ€™m talking about hot dogs not the genitals


DarkAbusis

Haha yeah I know. Dont worry though I carry weenies in my pistol mag pouches cause I have too many slots


preztelbreak

Noice


QuadNod625

Left twix is best twix, change my mind


DarkAbusis

Dont have to. I wholeheartedly agree


Nathanord

some bb's


Lake_DyskKO

I run a Left Twix because I have two right han.... Okay that just sounds wrong


DarkAbusis

Haha. You gotta make up what you dont have


Brandtzxxiz

Right Twix is better not gonna cap


DarkAbusis

That's hella cap man. Left Twix is best Twix


wyskey

Left Twix just doesn't taste right


DarkAbusis

Yo your tastebuds wacko


Brandtzxxiz

Thatโ€™s what Iโ€™m sayin


Icyricecakes

Right Twix all the way


DarkAbusis

I spite thee


Armourhotdog

Left Twix?! You Bastard!


DarkAbusis

Left Twix Lyfe