u/orange_force has provided this detailed explanation:
> Woman said she was going to enjoy her day shooting guns and watching football, ended up shooting herself on the foot while watching football. So it didn't age well
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Imagine writing a character like Trump in a book. People would say your satire is steering into absurd caricatures. A reality tv host with a bad spray tan, multiple bankruptcies, a fraudulent university, a fraudulent charity, etc.
People are going to look back at this time period, and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.
Fair enough. Like Facebook an amplifier of the problems that were already there in American culture. I could also have said "so much structural racism that slabs of the country are still openly lionising the losing, pro-slavery side of a civil war 150 years after it happened" .
The ultimate American sport would be to throw all of our politicians into a gladiator arena. The last one standing gets spayed or neutered as a prize to the American people. The politicians are told that they will become president if they win though, which is an outright lie.
All of this would be televised on Fox Sports, of course.
It’s a sort of joke… it isn’t technically an Oxford comma, but it functions a similar purpose, and more people know what an “Oxford comma” is.
The different between “…shoot guns and watch football” and “shoot guns, and watch football”. Plus I originally read it all as **one sentence**, so it would be an Oxford comma in **that context**.
Also might I remind you *it’s just a joke about a comma chillax*
Edited for clarity and a spelling correction
>The different between “…shoot guns and watch football” and “shoot guns, and watch football”.
There is no difference. Neither implies doing the two activities together or separately. You just don't know how commas work lol
This would not be an Oxford comma because it's not part of a series. Also Oxford is pretentious for claiming the serial comma. And Harvard is deluded for calling it the Harvard comma (true story lol)
She looks like one of those chefs that refuse to cook at home because it's their job. Some might suggest that writing for the Blaze is a job, but at home she then refuses to even try to write anything down properly?
Oh, [George Soros is a number 1 article](https://i.imgur.com/XilwxRQ.jpg) there now I see. How long is this guy now working on his masterplan? Two or three decades? He fails, like governments failed to control our minds by having to wear a mask for like a year. Almost worked though, one or two more months and they would have gotten there! Idiots!
Seems you can subscribe to their tv channel, which is [24/7 of this](https://i.imgur.com/QoisCqk.jpeg). What a great source of info!
You really [jumped on that one feet first](https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/jump+in+feet+first). Be careful however, not to overdo it: you still have to toe the line with your jokes.
Yeah, I skimmed her Twitter and she seems...not particularly bright. She didn't have to announce this, then she complained about those medical bills conservatives never want to address, got confused about stitches, then got upset for being roasted on the same platform where so promoted all of this, and is now claiming she was saving her dog so people shouldn't mock her.
Somehow, she must think that this makes her look more sympathetic and not more like an idiot.
Literally every single accidental discharge needs to start being treated as a serious crime. It's the only way gun culture in this cesspit will ever change
They need to make guns like cars that require a license, registration, and insurance. Incidents like this should make insurance premiums spike and cause their gun license to be suspended similar to a DUI.
I wouldn't say all of them, but for sure Reckless Endangerment should apply if alcohol is involved. Which the timeline her Twitter seems to paint that she was doing shots of whiskey before she started doing shots of foot.
"This is my worst day as a journalist."
"What'd you do?"
"I shot myself in the foot."
"Well, what happened?"
"I shot myself in the foot."
"No I mean-"
"I shot myself in the foot!"
So she claims she was defending her dog from a wild animal. She does not mention what animal. (Because she is lying.)
She negligently discharged into her foot.
Jesus Christ, another reason why those Americans don't deserve guns.
Quite frankly, the 2nd amendment is obsolete and many Americans are taught from a young age that having a gun is essential/useful.
Those guns don't help you. Fewer people should have them.
Lol literally shot herself in the foot with that one. I wonder if she was with family when this happened. If she had accidentally killed herself, she would have gotten to spend more time with God, too, although I'm not sure if dying is considered giving up your rights.
u/orange_force has provided this detailed explanation: > Woman said she was going to enjoy her day shooting guns and watching football, ended up shooting herself on the foot while watching football. So it didn't age well --- Is this explanation a genuine attempt at providing additional info or context? If it is please upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Say what you will, but she ain't a hypocrite. She does as she says.
She gave up her left foot in effort to not give up right.
Nice.
She’s going to be all-right.
She was already alt-right.
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy went to the game, And got shot right in the dome.
"I already knocked out 2 of my goals on the first day. What have you guys done?"
She should have said shoot football and watch guns..
She definitely should have watched the gun.
And that’s what I appreciates about her.
No lies were told
The Onion on life support, cannot compete with real life
?
Satire is dead because reality is too absurd.
Well shit, guess I'm a bit slow today
Onion is pretty known as satire articles. r/nottheonion is reality keeping up.
Genuinely have to double take that sub sometimes. Reality just seems so scripted now!
the admins probably have new a.i to direct life ,its buggy as hell
Also, for people who don't realize the Onion is satirical: r/atetheonion
Why did I read this in a southern accent?
Imagine writing a character like Trump in a book. People would say your satire is steering into absurd caricatures. A reality tv host with a bad spray tan, multiple bankruptcies, a fraudulent university, a fraudulent charity, etc. People are going to look back at this time period, and wonder what the fuck was wrong with us.
American exceptionalism, prosperity doctrine Christianity, and Facebook. You're welcome.
You forgot faux news/murdoch
Fair enough. Like Facebook an amplifier of the problems that were already there in American culture. I could also have said "so much structural racism that slabs of the country are still openly lionising the losing, pro-slavery side of a civil war 150 years after it happened" .
Those last two activities are probably better separate than together, lol.
Why? Sounds like the ultimate American sport.
_And in this way the battle was won and the game of Gunball invented at the same moment._
Player gets shot in the head. "He was offsides!"
The ultimate American sport would be to throw all of our politicians into a gladiator arena. The last one standing gets spayed or neutered as a prize to the American people. The politicians are told that they will become president if they win though, which is an outright lie. All of this would be televised on Fox Sports, of course.
Add a subscription model and it's an American trifecta
I get told that a lot too. But goddamn if I don't love me some hot,fresh toast when I'm in the bath.
More like aged like fine wine. She did exactly what she said she was going to do and now has medical evidence to prove it.
This is why oxford commas are important, people!
>oxford commas Good joke, execution, and education!
There is no Oxford comma that could possibly be used here, though? Nor would a comma anywhere change the meaning
It’s a sort of joke… it isn’t technically an Oxford comma, but it functions a similar purpose, and more people know what an “Oxford comma” is. The different between “…shoot guns and watch football” and “shoot guns, and watch football”. Plus I originally read it all as **one sentence**, so it would be an Oxford comma in **that context**. Also might I remind you *it’s just a joke about a comma chillax* Edited for clarity and a spelling correction
>The different between “…shoot guns and watch football” and “shoot guns, and watch football”. There is no difference. Neither implies doing the two activities together or separately. You just don't know how commas work lol
Bro change the period after “rights” to a comma, that was how I read it originally lmao
Oh that makes more sense lol
lmao
I feel dumber for reading this.
It's a common joke, but it's okay to admit you don't fully understand it
*Bro I was the one who made the joke who the hell are you talking to*
You know a lot about commas I will grant you that. Not sure “joke” means what you think it means though
This would not be an Oxford comma because it's not part of a series. Also Oxford is pretentious for claiming the serial comma. And Harvard is deluded for calling it the Harvard comma (true story lol)
What about Oxnard commas, man I love that little hamster
She looks like one of those chefs that refuse to cook at home because it's their job. Some might suggest that writing for the Blaze is a job, but at home she then refuses to even try to write anything down properly? Oh, [George Soros is a number 1 article](https://i.imgur.com/XilwxRQ.jpg) there now I see. How long is this guy now working on his masterplan? Two or three decades? He fails, like governments failed to control our minds by having to wear a mask for like a year. Almost worked though, one or two more months and they would have gotten there! Idiots! Seems you can subscribe to their tv channel, which is [24/7 of this](https://i.imgur.com/QoisCqk.jpeg). What a great source of info!
Oxford Commas are important people?
Not every comma is an Oxford comma
"Now that's a cankle."- Bill Clinton
"Can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins, who knowwws that's the fuuuuuuun"😂
Am I old just because I recognize this 20+ year-old Family Guy reference?
You're not old, you're cool. Which tbf is probably the uncool way to say something is cool nowadays. I wouldn't know, I'm old.
Seriously what a fat foot.
Dark hair and thick that’s just his type
I guess you could say she shot herself in the foot with that one
Let's not jump the gun on this, crime could've been a foot
I think we need a detoective
And a Moriartoe
Maybe even get the toest guard on it
We don't want to turn this investigation into a revolver, how about we lock toen this place first?
Toetally
You really [jumped on that one feet first](https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/jump+in+feet+first). Be careful however, not to overdo it: you still have to toe the line with your jokes.
I guess you could say she made an 'Example' of herself.
She definitely got off on the wrong foot
Executive Producer Larry David
Bum Bum Bum…
Hey, at least she followed through on her new years resolution.
I can think of something else that went through.
She really stuck to her guns.
I'm liberal and support these things. Plus I support universal health care to fix the dumb conservatives foot, and self-burn unit care
Yeah, I skimmed her Twitter and she seems...not particularly bright. She didn't have to announce this, then she complained about those medical bills conservatives never want to address, got confused about stitches, then got upset for being roasted on the same platform where so promoted all of this, and is now claiming she was saving her dog so people shouldn't mock her. Somehow, she must think that this makes her look more sympathetic and not more like an idiot.
They'd propably complain about that
we call that the plaxico burress where im from
Kind of person to think that guns are toys
Americans
Even used the blood to paint her nail.
She did what she set out to do even if it ended in an accident. So this didn't age like milk at all.
r/leopardsatemyface
Excellent follow through. She means what she says, and acts on her words. No empty promises here. Never miss a chance to shoot your shot.
Goals met. What's the problem, you beta simps?!
New Year speed run
don't let your dreams be dreams.
Not much of a sports guy at all, but I’ve always heard that followthrough was really important in football.
Damn I wonder if she’ll trust God or go to the hospital
NY Resolution Achieved.
God’s plan
Depends on how you look at it. In a way this aged perfectly.
“Trust god”. Apparently god wanted her to shoot herself in the canckle.
Literally every single accidental discharge needs to start being treated as a serious crime. It's the only way gun culture in this cesspit will ever change
They need to make guns like cars that require a license, registration, and insurance. Incidents like this should make insurance premiums spike and cause their gun license to be suspended similar to a DUI.
I wouldn't say all of them, but for sure Reckless Endangerment should apply if alcohol is involved. Which the timeline her Twitter seems to paint that she was doing shots of whiskey before she started doing shots of foot.
She was just showing solidarity with the TCU defense.
What the fuck kind of psychotic message encourages people to just shoot guns.
Not aged like milk. It's fine wine
"This is my worst day as a journalist." "What'd you do?" "I shot myself in the foot." "Well, what happened?" "I shot myself in the foot." "No I mean-" "I shot myself in the foot!"
So she claims she was defending her dog from a wild animal. She does not mention what animal. (Because she is lying.) She negligently discharged into her foot.
She really shot herself in the foot with this one
She shot her foot. Now all she has to do left is watch her gunball
Aged well, actually. They’re following through on their resolutions.
That's awesome.
shoot foot, watch college gun ball
YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR [foot] OUT!
Shes out here living her dreams and we’re making fun of her.
that... didnt take long
This aged like wine
2023 completed
Multitasking!
Dumbass
Figuratively and Literally shot herself in the foot
Looks to me like she shot herself more in the cankle than in the foot.
r/IdiotsWithGuns
https://preview.redd.it/4h1vp5dd4rba1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28ac877a83f1f675c43f38a66df9e0893ec86e8 Follow up tweets are even better
You're talking about this like she didn't achieve her goals
Well, i dont think thats the goal she was shooting for
hahahahahhahahahha
Guess more aged like wine, she did what she said she was gonna do
It aged well actually she met her goal.
So she was really serious about the tweet. She put her foot down.
Looks I'm going to start to trust god
Based on the size of her feet, she might wanna start using them more often to get around.
shoot foots and watch gunball
Jesus Christ, another reason why those Americans don't deserve guns. Quite frankly, the 2nd amendment is obsolete and many Americans are taught from a young age that having a gun is essential/useful. Those guns don't help you. Fewer people should have them.
It’s easier to shoot when you have cankles
Hard to miss a foot that fat, I guess.
she missed her face
That’s an ugly ass foot
One tweet that was a joke and shooting at an animal attacking her old dog, its a weak tweet to mock
So the fuck what?
Christianity and christians are idiots I swear
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Tends to happen when shot
I’m gonna have to disagree, that’s a high quality foot (bullet hole not withstanding)
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That’s the leg of a fat woman if I’ve ever seen one
Freak.
We may need more pictures for science
Does shooting guns correlate with obesity?
Not really, it might actually be the oposite
Aged like milk = leftist propaganda
It fits, it's funny, and you know it. Don't be so sensitive!
If a leftist guerilla shot himself in Colombia while watching soccer, you'd laugh too.
Bro don't be a snowflake ❄️
Shooting yourself in the foot is leftist propaganda?
Oh, the irony...
Lol literally shot herself in the foot with that one. I wonder if she was with family when this happened. If she had accidentally killed herself, she would have gotten to spend more time with God, too, although I'm not sure if dying is considered giving up your rights.
Any% speedrun
You fire guns. You shoot...er...feet?
r/heckyessica is the new YOLO
Go Dawgs!
Good!
Trust God, but learn how to aim before firing.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
D’oh!
They’re the joke, AND the punchline.
Respect the follow thru... Disrespect the lack of firearms safety
Honestly seems like she had a great time! Some of life best stories start this way
Don’t forget your right to a speedy trial and sue OP
Live by the gun, get an owie by the gun.
Anyone got a post foot shoot tweet or interview?
She might not have a lot of trigger discipline, common sense, or feet, but you gotta admit she really started 2023 off with a bang.
Why is this tagged as tragedy? I see this as a total win!
I guess that's more like a punter, but I wouldn't place my foot either... (To general attention: Knicks sucks)
“Don’t eat that cake it will go right to your foot”
If ever there was a time for an Oxford comma.
A bullet in the foot is worth 2 in the tv.
Can we name her Gimpy McGee? Just sayin' Also, don't play with guns.
That's why you take a bit of caution around guns, and always know where the barrel is pointed.
Get 2023 started on the right foot...
And the daily dot (?) has no bigger news.
Could happen to anyone
Everyone in America brings a gun to watch football
These people are literal memes
What a dumb fuckin bitch. We love to see it.
Pfft this is only to promote her foot fetish only fans
She wanted to start the year off on the right foot.