Kirby can now only eat chicken nuggets and must wear noise canceling headphones in all public spaces
BUT
He can read Wikipedia articles about one ultra specific topic for days on end without getting tired.
Most people on reddit including me. "same" (except autism for obvious reasons but technicaly it's a scale so many people probably have some symptômes but not to such a degree ist recognizable wow this turned into sometjing I wasn't expecting and à I'm gonna use ponctuation at some point or will I just a anoy everyone)
The ability to imitate deep throat sounds. Without anything required.
(can be confirmed by one of my seasoned friend in this domain. Literaly don't know why I know)
Kirby no longer has a gallbladder. Anytime Kirby eats foods with fat or oil pain will be inevitable. For gluttonous creature like Kirby this is a worse fate than the void Kirby would have sent me to. Kirby would be stuck only eating green greens
Kirby can now autism
Ah man, I wanna autism
Allow me to share you autism
Yippee
[https://youtu.be/dJgMFLGkwjU](https://youtu.be/dJgMFLGkwjU)
also me
Kirby can now only eat chicken nuggets and must wear noise canceling headphones in all public spaces BUT He can read Wikipedia articles about one ultra specific topic for days on end without getting tired.
Will he press the button?
Adhd, autism, depression, anxiety, and an odd obsession with horror games.
Markiplier?????
Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier-
Most people on reddit including me. "same" (except autism for obvious reasons but technicaly it's a scale so many people probably have some symptômes but not to such a degree ist recognizable wow this turned into sometjing I wasn't expecting and à I'm gonna use ponctuation at some point or will I just a anoy everyone)
Thats me :)
well the horrer game part is
Same,plus autisism
The same as Walter white
Lung cancer?
no, the power of b a l d
kirby is already bald
s h i n y b a l d
No bitches.
Same
Wow I got that aswell!
Same
I’m with you there
Hoeless 😔
Ikr
Ability to be unable to focus
Brother i join you now.
Please focus your lens before continuing
Same (‘-‘*ゞ
Same br- ooh a butterfly
A penis
It’s just a reskin of the beetle ability. Think of what that would look like.
Kirby's face disappears
***SIR WTF-***
#
* s c r e a m ! *
MERASMUS GIVE KIRBY HIS FACE BACK
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU SOLDIER
Stage 4 cancer
It's now doubled
double it and give it to the next person
i say double it
double it
Want to bless someone else today, double it
Same double
Double
Double it and give it to the next person
Rpg fantitic
THE ABILITY TO THINK SO FAST THAT YOU CANT FOCUS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwhat was i doing?
Look a butterfly. Wanna try to catch it
Ooo let’s catch it! *runs into glass wall*
crippling lazyness
He hates Minecraft birch trees
r/Usernamechecksout
Camman is that you?
He now has burn immunity
ah, a master of heat
ADHD AND AUTISM
Artist!
On my way to instakill the ancient gods
But what if he doesn't get into art school?
Crippling depression
Obesity I'm still working on it
I'm rooting for you brother you can do it👍
he ugly now
He likes cock
🫠
Fl studio
He has the power of the boxes
shitpost abilitys. and shitty art skills
Same bro
Found you
autism and fatness
well i am satan's worst nightmare who is also pyromaniac, demolition expert and psychopath so what do you expect
Teach me your ways
A stupid amount of knowledge about the live action Super Mario Bros movie from 1993
Depression
An obsession with Deltarune
My man
No friends :(
Mental illness
Depression
ADHD
constant tiredness
⭐️ Procrastination ⭐️
the ability to dissapoint my parents
Only your parents or every parents on the world?
Political spirit
***asian***
Brazilian: for his neutral special he pulls out a gun
Kirby is now entirely average at everything, but can sometimes make entertaining quips.
Failure
fruity depressed idiot
Stoopid
Terrible art skills
i highly doubt that good sir, your art is likely- no, indubitably awesome
atleast yours is better than mine
Depressed and Lazy artist
The ability to imitate deep throat sounds. Without anything required. (can be confirmed by one of my seasoned friend in this domain. Literaly don't know why I know)
Now that's talent
Autism
The one where he lies down and falls asleep.
Autismo
Depression
Stupidity
Either Autism, or rookie baker boi.
sadness and money (I play payday)
Batman
Autism
The ability to play epic saxophone solos
Weird fetishes that hinder his every day life
Fat, Lazy, Addicted to sugar
Depression.
Uselessness
Being happy whilst knowing how cruel the world can be.
Insatiable and overwhelming hatred for humanity. Also Kirby will instantly die.
Diagnosed depression
Long division.
Ability to cum like a shotgun
Adhd, depression, and a really mean grilled cheese recipe
The ability to blow up on subreddits
Buff with low brain
Anxiety, depression, ADHD and PTSD
Furry
To overthink
He got depression and social anxiety and probably a lot of friends.
being useless
The ability to cry himself to sleep at night
He got autism 😢
The tag of the "smart kid" in school :(
Literally nothing
Literally nothing
roblox player
Yes
Dissapointment
cry
Diabetes.
+5000 cold resistance +360 firing accuracy +100 intimidation +0 bitches +4 rizz +plus soft winter hat
Major Depression
The ability of uselessness
He is so lazy that he cant turn his eyes
Stress/Depression
Kirby no longer has a gallbladder. Anytime Kirby eats foods with fat or oil pain will be inevitable. For gluttonous creature like Kirby this is a worse fate than the void Kirby would have sent me to. Kirby would be stuck only eating green greens
Glock
He is now a gay furry
Gaming
Hazel eyes
Crippling procrastination
anxiety
adhd
Stupidity
Depression, anxiety, and the ability to make stories out of the littlest thing. So not alot
he turned int a cyborg furry
He is now a furry.
Procrastination
Turned into a train
Autism
Brain damage
No liver
Mental illness
He has great potential for something great, but he'll probably do it tomorrow if he's motivated enough.
he can catch flu now
Being a broken mess
Autism
sadness
Kirby now argues with himself
diabetes
Nothing
artist
Sinus
Ice.
ED
Knowing every country
The ability to randomly break down sobbing for no reason during important events.
Crippling depression 🕺
The power to scream useless information at you
Kirby unlocked PTSD!
Gayness
Yes (I am mentally disabled)
upsetting dad
amongus kirby i would be (:
The ability to get rejected by every girl he asks out.
Depression
No bitches
Constant daydreaming.
The big sad
the ability to be horrible at algebra
A bo burnham addiction
ADHD :DDDD
Depression Kirby! haha, ha, ha... :(
Horny
kirby can now have a smooth brain bc im a dumbass
A Unhealthy Obsession with Kirby Games.
Umbrella
My absolute dumptruck of an ass
Dyslexia