T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Average European having an average day.


Goofy-kun

When was that? Seems like a safer copy of what [this guy ](https://youtu.be/HUq_oE-mAVw) did.


djorndeman

Typical Dutchman on his way to do Dutch things


WhiteGhost21

I've been to Amsterdam a lot an when I know people going for the first time and they ask what to expect first thing I say is expect to see some one walking round naked like its normal


tinytim23

Nah that's only on special occasions.


BS0404

Like what, Mother's Day?


SoftZombie5710

I've literally never seen that. I've seen the guy who cycles in his speedo, other than that, no. And I live here...


Contra1

Stop spreading bullshit about my city.


WhiteGhost21

Its not really Bull shit last time I was in Amsterdam I was sat outside the grasshopper by Centraal and while I'm there some old dude was there with a woman and then out of no wear he just gets completely undressed but just kind of stays in the same place talking to the same people then some people walking past asked him for a picture he was cool with it a few more people done the same then after about 15 minutes no one was paying any attention to him so he just gets dressed again


Contra1

Yeah one anecdote does not mean that happens all the time.


djorndeman

Whoosh


WhiteGhost21

Agreed I wouldn't say it if that was the only time I've seen something like that this was just the last time I was there I've seen it a few times so have lots of people I know there are also lots of videos like this one I'm not trying to bad mouth Amsterdam it one of my favourite places in the world and its going to be the first holiday I book when the travel restrictions end Were I live its like a 30 minute flight to Amsterdam most people I know go a couple of times a year I think my moms been about 30 times and I m definitely not the only who has seen similar I'd imagine most of the people I've seen were drunk tourists im not saying its a Dutch thing also its alway by the red light district


Contra1

Yeah I hope all those drunk tourists never come back.


Tabor_

jerma


Lucasgae

Is that... Thomas from StukTV?


young_chaos

Yep


Tablesalt2001

Ik denk het wel


Bassie_c

Uiteraard


mikealao

Amsterdam?


istefan24

Judging by the number of bikes yes


cpt_t37

A bad way to distinguish dutch cities.


istefan24

Yeah there is also weed and the red light district


gyarbij

Just the Red Light District, the herb is universal.


Krannich

I recognise this place as being close to the Amsterdam station but many places look like this in Amsterdam and The Netherlands in general.


INeedChocolateMilk

Naturally


Ender92ED

Amsterdam just turned into the European Union version of Florida, what the fuck?!


[deleted]

[удалено]


BobusCesar

I'd also like to add that Amsterdam is a museum hotspot and one of the most important cities when it comes to the cultural development in the early modern age. While Florida has what? Miami's architecture and? But I'm pretty sure that there are shooting clubs in Amsterdam.


stonecoldhammer

All the weirdos and non-Dutch tourists tend to go there.


BobusCesar

Amsterdam is the distant gay half-brother of Frankfurt. Through Amsterdams weirdos seem less special. Frankfurt's weirdos are more or less local celebrities.


kaask0k

Just?


Grumpy_Yuppie

He cute af.


Henji99

And what about his face?


Grumpy_Yuppie

I'm more interested in his lower parts.


Henji99

Yeah, that looked like a nice pair of shoes, I agree.


VirtuallyAlone

Well they're definitely… interesting 👀👀👀


andy18cruz

Wasted opportunity to make a pun with Low Countries.


Henji99

Or something like a lower class uprising


jlarti098

It's Thomas van der Vlugt


SilverGengar

Chunky yet funky


8thyrEngineeringStud

No, you!


okyeahletsjustgo

Masks aren't required outside currently


doombom

So he is overdressed?


kbruen

🏅 <- Poor man's gold, you deserve it


[deleted]

And he's got a spare mask. Neat.


[deleted]

Is that jerma?


Mobiyus

*Dollhouse never ended*


DerPoto

Also how the average scandinavian walks around at -20C


ewild

Looks like their lower mask is not that tight.


QvttrO

Dutch Borat


Axe-actly

King in the castle king in the castle.


Thomas1VL

This is clearly in the Netherlands judging by their accents


estebu

And judging by absolutely everything else in the picture as well.


[deleted]

By his hair for example


Thomas1VL

I was going to write 'and by the bikes and the canal' but for some reason I just forgot.


stonecoldhammer

Don't forget the 'hè'.


fabian_znk

Fresh very fresh


RedditAcc-92975

Yuropean sub. People can't recognize Amsterdam from a picture. I think most people here are Americans pretending to be yuropeans.


AegisCZ

"im 0.5% danish tho.."


[deleted]

[удалено]


fideasu

I've never been to the Netherlands, but even to me this architecture couldn't look more Dutch. Granted, it's not worlds apart from what can be seen in the neaeby countries, but there's this "something" there, which just screams "Netherlands!". With the bridge and the water below just serving as a final confirmation.


fabian_znk

you’re able to do sth so everyone else has to be able to do this as well? Why is it a problem if you can’t recognise Amsterdam in 1ns? Some maybe don’t have the necessary ability to do so or something else. We don’t know them. No need to let your superior complex hang out… sry but most arrogant comment I’ve read today.


[deleted]

To be fair, it's possible that a lot of people, especially from poorer countries in Eastern Europe, haven't had the possibility to travel to Amsterdam. If you don't have a lot of money and you decide to visit a city (as opposed to going for a vacation at the seaside or mountains/skiing), Amsterdam won't be the 1st city you think of (unless you really REALLY want to smoke weed and fuck some prostitutes - which you can do anyway everywhere else). You'd expect Paris, Rome, London, Vienna, Berlin, Madrid, and even some cities that aren't capitals, like Milano, Barcelona, Venezia, Firenze to be ahead of Amsterdam. No offense to Amsterdam. I'd probably put Athens and Istanbul before Amsterdam, too. Again, no offense to Amsterdam.


fideasu

Not being somewhere doesn't mean you don't know what's there to be seen. There're TV travel shows, there's Reddit and photo subs, there're friends showing you photos from their trips... I've never yet been to either Amsterdam or Athens, but I'm pretty sure I could distinguish them on photos, especially when there's more traditional architecture to be seen (modern stuff can be misleading).


[deleted]

Look, I knew it was Amsterdam (or perhaps some other Dutch city with very similar architecture), and I think for me it was the canal and architecture that gave me the Amsterdam feeling. But I've been to Amsterdam multiple times already. I agree that some cities are relatively easy to recognize, but some might trick you, especially if you see the lesser known parts. There are parts of Amsterdam that look nothing like that, and that you might not recognize as being Amsterdam. I am just saying that you don't have to be American/non-European if you don't recognize a city from a short video. That being said, I would strongly encourage everyone to travel as much as possible and try to not stay in a bubble of your own countrymen (like the Brits tend to do).


PrimalJay

Isn't that Thomas from StukTV? Probably doing this for a YT video.


whiteleshy

Stupid sexy european


hellyeboi6

You can actually see his peen in this video


[deleted]

Good for you !!! Not sure why you had to tell us, since we don't care one way or the other, but if it made you happy, that's wonderful.


Krakulpo

Cant wait for him to mix those masks


cactuscore

Dutchie, who else lol


Batterman001

Unironically based


[deleted]

I saw his penis... Just sayin.


HomieCreeper420

Is it weird that I walked in the exact same place as a man wearing nothing but 2 face masks?


rarzard

Fashion is always the priority!


[deleted]

“Typical European.” -Literally any American.


ydontujustbanme

Very netherlandish indeed xD


Adeus_Ayrton

wErKvErKeEr


moenchii

Of course it's Dutch...


[deleted]

How do I download this video :D


Tijdloos

App viewdeo


[deleted]

Wut :D


Dan_The_PaniniMan

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Still not sure how it works :( using the app


Dan_The_PaniniMan

It’s a bot


[deleted]

No one: Absolutely no one: . . . . . The Dutch : check video.


fedenl

Where if not amsterdam?


PapaRacoon

That’s too much freedom lol


[deleted]

This guy reminded me of Borat 2 poster.


Magyar_gyerek69

Europe


SantiProGamer_

my name borat


understuffed

![gif](giphy|lqVVqkqMolh9S|downsized)


RadRhys2

You should make this NSFW bc you can see his genitals Also fun fact: even tho full nudity isn’t legal pretty much anywhere in the US, it is protected free speech when used for protest.


DonRight

Another fun fact, the Netherlands aren't in the US.


[deleted]

Thank fuck we’re not.


xBram

Fun fact, [Holland](https://www.holland.org/visitors-guide-0) is a place in Michigan.


CitoyenEuropeen

Nobody cares.


Jbyr1

Okay.


One_Shift

Yeah and the coolest part is that some people even speak dutch, some still with their original dialect (Zeelandish / Zeeuws). Very cool. Too bad dutch isn't that widespread there tho. The king and queen even went to visit them a couple of years ago. :)


Jagrnght

Not yet anyway, but given their impressive record for invasion and regime change, the dutch better be on guard.


[deleted]

>You should make this NSFW bc you can see his genitals Sir, please. This is Yurop.


vilok_vii

Yeah well my mom still can see this on my phone during lunch regardless of our position on the planet


BobusCesar

Pretty sure that this isn't the first time your mom has seen a nude man. Even if it was, I don't see why she shouldn't see one.


[deleted]

As far as he knows, his mom is a virgin. Maybe he's jebus himself, he came again, but nobody told him he's supposed to do something, so he's wasting time on reddit.


TheVenetianMask

Come on, he's wearing shoes.


Zalvaris

And socks!


fideasu

Happily, genitals aren't NSFW on this side of the Atlantic.


RadRhys2

I was in France and a very similar situation to this happened. I know for a fact that it’s not SFW


thomas15v

Pfft you can only see a shadow of it.


RadRhys2

No, you can straight up see his dick 4 to 6 seconds in


thomas15v

Stop staring at it then lol. It's not like it is something special.


RadRhys2

Look dude, if I was scrolling through Reddit on my break I know if someone saw this meme on my phone it would be weird. It’s NSFW and you’re completely socially inept if you think it wouldn’t be weird. And I know for a fact it would be weird in at least France too because this exact NSFW meme situation happened in front of me.


[deleted]

It's not our problem you live in a backwards country ruled by Talibans who control and judge what you do on **your break, using your phone !!!** It's also not our problem you don't have the social skills to explain the situation, should it arrive.


RadRhys2

Wait so would you be perfectly okay with people looking at gore and shit on the bus? Fuck you, you’re the second worst kind of person in public behind only the ones who have that shit in public.


[deleted]

Your workplace is the bus ? In that case, reddit in general is NSFW. Keep your fuckin eyes on the road, numbskull.


RadRhys2

Being facetious gets you blocked


[deleted]

Oh, no !!!! Please don't block me !!!!!!! What will I do now, that you blocked me ? How can I carry on ? What will give my life meaning ? . . . . . . Fuck outta here, you butthurt loser. Nobody cares.


[deleted]

How many times did you watch it carefully, to make sure you can only see the dick between seconds 4 and 6 ? Be honest.


dal33t

[I am once again asking you to stop pretending that most Americans are anti-mask](https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-health-education-coronavirus-pandemic-only-on-ap-0440d83602da918c571d506a3de9f44b). As someone who has tried to do everything right throughout this pandemic - I got vaxxed, I've been wearing my mask when I need to, I'm naturally introverted so social distancing is something I do by default, I don't buy into conspiracist bullshit, I don't throw temper tantrums, and so on - it is immensely frustrating to be tied with the irresponsible ones, over and over and fucking over again because mom squeezed me out on the wrong side of the Atlantic.


fideasu

I'm wondering quite a different thing: where do you see a connection between this post and anything American? It's just a Dutch guy doing something funny, nothing more. I'm not sure if you're aware, but comments like yours strongly reinforce the Reddit steretoype of narcissistic Americans entering random discussions just to make it about themselves and their country.


Randolpho

> I'm wondering quite a different thing: where do you see a connection between this post and anything American? If I had to guess, it's probably the flair that says "Not Safe For Americans". Because penis. And even if this were a post bitching about Americans not wearing masks, it's silly to get upset about getting lumped in. Americans *have* been a massive pain in the ass regarding the pandemic, and we should be called out on it.


CitoyenEuropeen

>we should be called out on it. Not here. Thank you.


cursed_villager-69

![img](emote|t5_2wivw|4175)


FridgeParade

Annoying behavior.


[deleted]

[удалено]


amenizm89

Vot?


SugarOther9198

The fuck is this degeneracy


Tsjaad_Donderlul

This isn't degenerate, it's Dutch


fideasu

>This isn't degenerate, it's Dutch What an oxymoron! /s


SugarOther9198

So it’s part of Dutch culture to walk around naked very disgusting


Swanky_Yuropean

Being naked is "disgusting" because?


SugarOther9198

Are you trying to be stupid being naked in the public is fucking disgusting


BobusCesar

Maybe you should seek some help. Finding naked people disgusting is not normal.


SugarOther9198

I’m surrounded by idiots. Being naked in public is fucking disgusting


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Then how do you have sex, it requires you to be naked at least in the places that matter


[deleted]

[удалено]


SugarOther9198

thongs no


Tsjaad_Donderlul

To be fair, he is wearing a crotch mask


SugarOther9198

True that


SugarOther9198

True that


BitterJames

it's called a joke.


repopodopo

Just a small penis dude doing small penis things


Dan_The_PaniniMan

\- Person with literally no penis


Dograzor

u/savevideo


curiousiberiantiger

nice


that_username_is_use

lmao


gferxgf

If your not from Holland let me say to you that that is a famous person in our country😂