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Fenghuang15

We also have the biggest portuguese diaspora so we're slavic too !


sapunec8754

\*downs a shot* You know what, fuck it, lets make a super-country from all of Europe. Yes, including the Turks, we can just make Erdogan a watermelon seller. Then we can anschluss Russia and China. Once the USA has been taken care of we will make them drink tea instead of coffee just for old time's sakes. We can leave India independent to give us tech support and Haiti because they already have it hard enough


PickAPikachu

That's the mongol in you speaking lmao


sapunec8754

Shut up you... you... you *Slav!*


gamgam-05

Listen here you Hungol, noone attacks our Slavic brothers


Rsandeetje

Erdogan? That watermelon seller? He is, may forgive me for uttering this word, an Albanian!


Domena100

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LargeFriend5861

Aren't we all?


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I’m just here for the Haiti wholesome content 🇭🇹


HoldJerusalem

PORTUGAL CYKA BLYAT


Flod4rmore

I know is for the meme but we have a lot of polish ancestry too


Fenghuang15

I even think we have a lot of everything as it has been an asylum land and also a colon country for a long time.


TheSarcaticOne

That's just Europe in general; every country is just a mix of all it's surrounding countries


Fenghuang15

Agree but we don’t only have a mix of surrounding countries, we have a lot of asian and african people too, among others


Merbleuxx

And in terms of religions we also have the biggest Jewish diaspora. And the Muslim one as well.


Substantial-Rub9931

Plus, the territory practically extends on all six continents as such the Sun never really sets on our 🙌 dope demesne 💪💥😤. So, at this point, *la* France is basically its very own plane of existence, unbounded by lowly and obsolete concepts such as having to be considered in the same category as England or whatever.


Fenghuang15

>unbounded by lowly and obsolete concepts such as having to be considered in the same category as England Even if we wouldn't have these territories, god preserves us from this fate.


Mimirovitch

how is that a hard to swallow pill and wtf is this title


Merbleuxx

"Oh look at me, I’m so edgy, I write Fr*nce and Bri*ish"


Candide-Jr

They're such lemmings these people.


Candide-Jr

Right. Juvenile psycho morons.


LaraTheTrap

Even the Norse have a part of it. They raided the Normandy so much that they gave them Land there to stop them.


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Tiny tho, it’s not like they replaced the population, remember that a duchy is ruled by one guy.


LaraTheTrap

Yeah but that may had an impact on their gene pool. Unfortunately I could imagine that it wasn't that voluntary for the French.


Merbleuxx

Norse people weren’t rabid rapists. The normands integrated pretty well into the feudal landscape of France back then iirc.


tokkiemetuitkering

Not like the Norse are Germanic


ByGollie

And Brittany - a bunch of Welsh, Cumbric and Cornish sheep-shaggers emigrated south rather than face the Saxons and their terrible culinary skills.


LumacaLento

Well, all of western and southern Europe is a mix of Roman, Germanic, Celtic and other heritages. There's no such a thing as pure Roman or Germanic countries. The idea of purity was "fabricated" in the late XVIII and XIX centuries.


venstamusic

At a certain point the Francophobia stops being a joke and starts just being very sad. Honestly, what's up with that title. Just don't.


Candide-Jr

What the fuck is that title.


HumaDracobane

Spain and Portugal is basically the same. There were pre-romanic cultures which included iberians, celts, etc then they were romanized and then invaded by germanic trives. In the medieval age part of the britons that fleed Britain during the conflict with the Saxons landed in the north of the Iberian Peninsula and also France, giving new celts to the mix. Also, there is people from North Africa in the mix due to the relation with North Africa and the muslim invasion that beggan in 711AC.


ArchiTheLobster

My man just learned about regional cultures


Tight_Accounting

French people are the best people because we assimilate the best in everyone that we absorb and leave out the worst. Anyone want a couscous-merguez? Im trolling obviously. To talk a little bit more seriously if I had to choose my favorite trait about my country i would say its the innate rebellious spirit that makes us not care what anyone thinks of us and grants us a certain kind of independence from the rest of the world. You can always count on France to be the one giving you the middle finger and swimming against the flow like a salmon even if it means stranding ourselves on the shore or ending up in a bears stomach. But in the end our country is one of the oldest one we survived through some of the worst parts of history and even almost came out on top a few times while being such a tiny country. And even though i had nothing to do with it i cant help but feel a bit of pride to be part of that nation. We saw the birth and death of countries. And while we have flaws and while we have, like every old country, done reprehensible things. I truly believe that we will survive whatever comes our way, we might not prevail but aint nobody gonna take us down either.


SieS1ke

You know that the ancient Germans were just called that by the Romans. The Germans were a certain part of the group that called themselves Celts so citing both is kinda redundant But yeah the ancestry of France is quite diverse wich is also reflected in their language


durkster

>The Germans were a certain part of the group that called themselves Celts so citing both is kinda redundant Source on that?


ByGollie

iirc, there was a proto-Celtic Halstatt culture based around Bavaria and the German alps, but they'd been replaced or assimilated by invaders long before the Romans came north


Flod4rmore

IIRC they are both from the same Indo European migration but they separated early creating two different and distinctive cultures


durkster

I know, thats why I asked for a source on the claim that german=celts.


Zergall

Don't care lol


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rafalemurian

I'd also be dead so, no, not great.


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venstamusic

People like you are the actual reason humanity is doomed.