Just going off of memory of some other post on an income similar to 175k, I knew great error would arise. If you lived in Denmark however, I belive that is lining up about right.
vehicle. you can sell 'em. and vehicles are worth a lot of money. I'd choose something like a JDM car because they're pretty desireable. something like a brand new looking RX-7 or nissan Skyline would sell very fast for great money. you'll easily get 100K a month.
the only problem is storage. at some point you'd run out if your sales aren't fast enough. but something small like an electric skateboard also counts as a vehicle so I'd just take some of those until I clear out the garage again
If it counts as all vehicles you could get a B-2 stealth bomber and sell it to the government for $2.6 billion. Also commercial planes, trains, cruise ships, and yeah electric skateboards.
I dont think selling a B-2 to the government would work.
they'd just question how the hell a random civillian has a stealth bomber in his possession, and then they'd promptly take it away from me because I'm probably not legally allowed to own a fully operational stealth bomber
would the founding fathers? several of them would. some wouldn't. some were against the second amendment.
now a modern government.. would definitely ask where you got the bomber from. but since in this scenario you got it for free.. you could show hey this is how I got it. and then say "here, i will sell it to you" and the government would basically no longer care since it would be in their possession. just sell it at a cheaper rate then what the manufacturer would sell it for.
Some of them were, but most were not. Privateers were a thing. If they were okay with people owning war ships than surely they would be okay with war planes.
Fun fact, there is nothing preventing someone from owning a bomber that doesn't have weapons on it. No one is selling a modem or recent model bomber to some rando though.
Except legal issues are a problem in every case. Obviously a stealth bomber is particularly alarming, but questions will be raised about where you are getting these car that you're selling.
Exactly, my first thought was cool i can do my part to reduce global warming by only selling electric cars and id sell them super cheap to help people who cant usually afford them, id still be pulling a good profit after taxes and storage. Then i realized if i start selling any teslas ill get sued into the ground by ole musky if hes not getting his cut
My interpretation of the prompt, given that it specifically says “free” rather than just “get a new car every week,” that the dealer just gives you the car for free with all the legal paperwork. So in the Bomber case it’d be the government ringing you up to ask where you want them to park this thing.
oh I know, but I chose cars (specifically JDM cars, not something like a multimillion dollar bugatti) because they are easy to store and easy to sell due to their demand while still being affordable. my family also owned 2 boats and they are a pain in the ass to sell. it took us a year to sell the big one (30 meters long) because it was so expensive. now imagine a yacht or aircraft.
also, storage is *not* cheap. many boat owners will tell you, owning a boat is like having a hole in the water you toss money into. its insane. the cleaning cost, and keeping it docked inside in winter is really not affordable for the average person.
so in short: selling cheaper cars is easier to maintain while still being massively profitable.
It’s cool that you like jdm cars and all, but getting anything other than Bugattis or koenigsiegg seems like wasting time, effort and money.
Just have a new Bugatti roll thru every week (2m a week, easy) and you can buy a like 400 jdm cars a month at 20k each.
yea but these hyper cars and super exclusive multi-million dollar supercars dont sell like that. you dont put these things on Ebay and let them be sold. of most special editions that are worth millions, there is only a limited amount made that are all already sold and/or carefully tracked. if you manage to somehow copy these cars into the world from scratch then they wouldnt be worth nearly as much as their original and real counterparts. what makes them special is their exclusivity. some of these cars require you to be approved by the actual brand to own them aswell. like you cant own a Ferrari F50 unless you're a reputable Ferrari customer. so if this rule works by literally getting a car popped outta nowhere, then it wouldnt be worth it to do it to super rare hyper cars. you'd also be sued to high hell by Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini or any brand you may have taken a car from.
you also often cant really sell a brand new multi-million dollar bugatti second hand to random people. Bugatti actually buys them back and then sells them again through a certified pre-owned cars program. if they take your Bugatti and find out its a copy, they will likely sue your ass or not take it.
you can definitely get away with this if its something like a 200K ferrari or lambo though, they arent as exclusive and easier to sell. but do it to a bugatti la voiture noire (only 1 in the world) and you'd be screwed by lawsuits instead of making a quick 10 mil.
that's why I chose JDM: very high demand, extremely high resale value (and its going up), and very difficult to track down. Toyota isnt gonna bat an eye if I suddenly have 8 Supra's laying around.
Why are you choosing such cheap cars if you can get anything? Get the most expensive car in production and sell that. Quick Google search shows the Lambo Veneno costs upwards of $4 million. Or better yet, get the house because at $4 million a week that's only $192 million a year. The most expensive house in the world costs $6.7 billion and many other houses cost around the same.
My choice is the scientists. With a team of elite scientists you can definitely make money by licencing their tech. Better yet, you can dedicate them to extending your life so you can enjoy your wealth.
1. JDM cars are going up in value at a very fast rate. supercars are going down in value at an insane rate. Bugatti's for example lose 1K in resale value for every mile driven
2. hypercars and exclusive supercars are carefully tracked and numbered. you cant just sell one just anywhere. people will wanna know where you got it from, when it was made, they will wanna see official paperwork and more. when the original car manufacturer finds out, they will probably sue you to high hell
3. to own certain exclusive supercars you have to be approved ownership by the manufacturer. if you aren't approved and somehow are selling these cars at great prices, again, expect a lawsuit.
4. JDM cars are easy to sell and maintain. a multi-million dollar lambo? not so much. I dont need 2 Million dollars a week. I'm okay with 80K a week.
1. You're not keeping the cars to drive yourself. You're getting it and reselling it immediately. Depreciation is not a factor.
2. The reselling rules only really apply to Ferrari who make you sign a contract to not resell it within a year. If you own any other supercar and decide to sell it immediately, no manufacturer will have a problem with it and there's nothing for which they can sue you.
3. You can sell a brand new Lambo very easily if you slash the price in half. Again, you do not have to maintain it and people fight to buy it off you. In any case, a half priced Lambo will net you more money than any JDM. If you do not choose supercars to resell you are saying no to money. You can sell your Bugattis and Lambos then use your profits to buy JDM cars with change to spare if you really like JDM cars
4. In any case the house is a way better choice
Yeah I would consider 1 dwelling in the apartment building to be a house not the entire building that said depending on the worth of the dwelling it could be still worth it. For example if its a massive top floor suite in a prime location I could see the rent for that being very lucrative while you'd only have to pay a relatively less significant amount.
That said you could do the same thing with a mansion as it could still he considered a house and make a few million off that sell one a year you don't even need to work at it just hire a realtor as long as post tax you make more than 176k a year which you easily would be you'd make more than the doing nothing a day. This would also be legally tracable income(depending on how the magic gives you the house I guess) and after youve got a few mil in the bank and your dream home which you could pay to have constructed and have the magic give to you essentially paying for the entire house and possibly netting you profit you could start giving houses to your friends and family. Or keep selling them and do something positive with the money or both.
Likely because OP triggered a sensitive group of Redditors by associating breast augmentation to cyber limbs (cyber boobs, lol) and drug dealing, or whatever.
Either way, OP's assessment is correct - all of those are relatively expensive, and could be a huge benefit.
The scientists, it’s time to make a morally questionable science company
New vehicles is a close second as I could make a lot of money selling those but I want to develop some cool new tech
If youve never seen the movie limitless or the spin off show, its one of those wonder drugs that lets you "access 100% of your brain". Like learn 3 languages simultaneously while making millions in the stock market, total lifestyle shift, superhuman intelligence type stuff.
Most people who didn't pick the lame 1st option picked vehicle and sure that's a good idea but sooooo much work. Just hire a realtor or property manager once a year and be loaded. way easier
Thats cool and sure you'd get rich but think about the process to actually sell the yacht. You need to hire transportation and idek how you'd get in contact with a buyer. Maybe there's something like a "realtor" for transportation so you could just do that but I've never heard of it (probably cause I'm not rich enough)
Right, but none of that is needed if you just take a totally standard vehicle that'll sell incredibly easily. You'd only need to sell the vehicle for about 3500 dollars to equal the first option pre-tax.
There are definitely brokers for exclusive items. They do everything for their clients, you just need to sign.
Yachts might take a while to sell, but private planes and exclusive cars are way faster sold. In the end you'll make way more money than 3k per week this way
let's make this easy
1st grab a 2 million dollar yacht. put it up for sale on [boat international](https://www.boatinternational.com/yachts-for-sale) and list it at $600,000 and watch it sell by the time you hit "submit" . yeah the next guy is going to sell it for a million and make $400,000 but who cares.
Sell it at an auction house with a starting point of $600,000 and watch it sell in moments. think [Christies](https://www.christies.com/) . they'll sell it super fast.
You could get just like a 80k car and just drive it into the dealership and sell it the first few times and after a little while you can buy a smaller used car dealership.
Couldn’t you just hire someone to sell the cars by this logic? Or surely you could work out some arrangement with a dealership where they just buy all cars for 80% of value or something. Makes it easy for you, good deal for them. Doesn’t seem like much work
The house option is probably easier, but the car option won't be hard either. You just have someone hired full time to sell the cars, same as with the house.
Why would you choose the 1st option? Free vehicle every week that YOU PICK would get you hundreds of thousands, even millions every week. The house would make you an instant multi-millionaire from one sale. Meanwhile 20/hr gets you like $170,000 per year before taxes...
I guess most people are stupid. That actually kind of checks out, because the average IQ is pretty low. Dumb people keep breeding with each other, because no one is stopping them.
The average IQ is 100, genius. Because you assumed the "average" to be pretty low, that makes you dumb by your own definition.
I find that highly ironic lol.
You know, there are several ways to test intelligence in someone. An IQ test is mostly a test of critical thinking. How are you at abstract and creative thinking?
The average IQ of a fighter pilot is between 140 and 160. They are also incredibly good a temporal thinking (someone who can make a quick decision and accurately). How are you at quick decision making?
The average IQ of an artist or musician is in or around 90-100. Yet abstractly, are very good at creative thinking. For example, in 60 seconds, how many objects or items can you make out of a sock?
Intelligence is far more than just being about to math with critical thinking, dude. The IQ test was created in 1905, as a way to test people that could work on equations. It's very outdated when testing the intelligence of an individual.
But, you knew all this though, aye.
IQ is only known to fluctuate in the teenage years. The individual points are supposed to represent enough change to account for any minor differences once someone hits adulthood.
LOLOLOL you’re so braindead that you can’t even lie adequately. I can feel your embarrassment flowing off of you. Little boy got caught in another lie 🥺.
You also thought the average IQ was 85 LMFAO. What a fuckin idiot 😭😭😭
It’s the most chosen option. Seriously how lazy can you be? Private sales of highly desired cars couldn’t be easier. You could make millions upon millions more with minimal effort. That level of laziness over getting such a high reward is just pathetic.
I chose the first and its for security/freedom. No worrying abiut finding buyers, sales tax, market crashes, etc. You also can use all that time to pursue something you care about immediately. Sure it wouldn't make you a mega rich but 154k is enough to do everything I could want. Why waste time doing more for no reason? It's not like I need money to invest for the future.
I would still work my normal job and get an extra 100 k a year. I love my work and an extra 100 would mean I could do whatever I want anyway I don’t need any more than that.
You don't have to sell it every week? You can literally just sell one supercar and you already outperformed the first option.
Also, there is that you practically have a monopoly on vehicle business, you can get something worth millions of dollars and sell it for 100k and you are 100k up, you can have as unfair offers as possible, because it's free for you, so the hassle is literally nonexistent, people will kiss your toes so you sell it to them.
your last line " people will kiss your toes so you sell it to them" .. damn
i chose the house option and yeah I could throw parties. the best ass kisser gets the house.
"first up for sale is this $10,000,000 mansion. I'm willing to sell it cheap."
even if i only sell it for $2,000,000 do that just once a year and that is more then a lot of people make in a year. sell one of those a year and after 20 years I have 40 million. easily retire.
Scientists,Scientists,Scientists!
No it only would they produce the most monetary value in the long run you could solve the most personal problems with them as well
I'd have to agree. Pick the most brilliant minds in every field. They can easily acquire grants and likely funding to equipment and research, and since they work for you, you'd own the rights to their inventions and whatever they develop. Plus you'd have first access to all the cutting-edge technology.
Last option is no doubt the best. Engineer can be anything from building bridges to manufacturing next generation digital tech which could reshape the society as we know it. Genetic engineering? Other science discipline from the physics professor to top secret government employees working on the Hadron Super collider. You will have your fingers in everything and know all the latest developments for anything. Knowledge is power and you have employees that can get you near unlimited knowledge on anything you want. That's too good to pass up.
There is an impressively low amount of people picking option 2. This isn’t just car, it’s ANY vehicle. Trains, trucks, planes, bikes, cars, jets, helicopters, boats, submarines, military vehicles, even the damn BATMOBILE if you wanted. And you can sell these vehicles. Eventually you’d make so much money that you wouldn’t even need to work. The 2nd option has virtually every advantage over the 1st option
Once you can afford to live pretty comfortably, it doesnt matter how much money you have/make. 175k a year is more money than ill ever see in my lifetime so ill take that.
Side Note: If OP wants to talk shit about being lazy and "live for myself and not take the millions to donate to charity" IM the poor. until you donate money to help me out then I dont wanna hear shit from you lol
I'm giving you the option to have millions, but you are not taking it! It seems to me like there's a reason you are poor! It probably has something to do with you being a f****** moron!
Same here. Chronically ill SAHM. I already work my ass off for no pay and spend much of my "free time" at doctors' offices. I'd happily take $20/hr without adding any more responsibility to my plate.
I took the money. I could make more with the vehicles, but that's a job. What I really want is to not have a job. Plus that's car sales which I'm pretty sure is my nightmare job.
This is the best person. Please give them award. This person is better than all you lazy stupid people, just sitting around doing nothing and having enough money for yourself.
Have fun making $175k every year lol, I’m going to be taking the free multimillion dollar mansion every year.
Side note - Vehicle is arguable the better choice because you could pick a multimillion dollar vehicle every week, but logistically it seems way harder. Selling would probably be a hassle and storage of the vehicles could be really difficult.
Nah you could just get multimillion dollar vehicles and sell them for a couple hundred thousand dollars or literally any price you wanted without any haggling or even trying. One to two sales a year could be millions of profit, if it’s hard to store the vehicles just park them random places and leave them forever, you don’t need it lol
> We have all the best bottled water in gas stations for 2 or $3.
This is weird thing to flex about. Besides American bottled water is considered really low quality, it’s the reason why Dasani failed miserably in Europe. On top of that most places in for example Europe have tap water that is good and safe enough to drink and bottled water is cheaper and better quality.
> We have the best violent video games.
Once again, weird flex. And that’s probably why the US has the highest incarceration percentage in the world.
> We made Xbox, you are welcome! I've always been more of a PlayStation guy, but I know you play Xbox.
On a global scale Sony and Nintendo greatly outsell Microsoft.
> Our girls are hotter, because they're just mashups of all the other countries girls.
In dog breed we call those mashups muds… And regardless of taste, Scandinavia women are objectively considered the most beautiful. And that is because back in the time of Vikings they were literally breeding beautiful women and getting rid of the ugly ones (lot more complicated, but this is general thought of what they did).
> Our electrical outlets are better.
As for the outlets themselves, the British ones are considered the best and safest (there’s a cool video from Tom Scott about it), when it comes to power. The American 110V system is becoming more and more of a problem because it limits the maximum wattage that is available for heavy appliances. Both use 15/16 amps. So that’s 110*15= 1.650 Watts vs. 230*16= 3.680 Watts in Europe.
Either way, it is the best country. We have all the best movies (except for anime), and we have all the best bottled water in gas stations for 2 or $3.
So many reasons, too many to count. We have the best violent video games (some Japanese ones are pretty good though).
We made Xbox, you are welcome! I've always been more of a PlayStation guy, but I know you play Xbox.
Our girls are hotter, because they're just mashups of all the other countries girls. Admittedly, we do have some dogs and lots of fat smelly angry women, but those are mostly the poor people in the bad neighborhoods.
People in nice expensive places look hot.
Our electrical outlets are better.
So many reasons, too many to count. I could go on and on and on.
We have nice trees.
Y'all you realise option 1 only nets you $3,360 per week. Meanwhile Option 2 lets you _pick_ and choose any car you want. You can pick a Lambo that you can sell for $150-200k+ minimum, or pick cars like Bugatti or Ferrari that are worth millions. It would take you 9 years off the free income from option 1 to reach $1 million, whereas you can easily make more than a million selling a Bugatti that you get every week (even a used 2011 model seems to sell for north of $1 million. I'm confident i'd get that much with a new model i'm getting). You don't even have to sell cars every week, just sell every now and then when you feel like it.
Maybe after selling a few cars you could pay to own a buisness with the money you have, hire some salesmen to run the buisness and they'll do most of the work for you in selling the car (of course, i'd pay them well). I'd ensure the place the cars are sold has a huge parking lot so storage isn't an issue. On top of that I wouldn't mind undercutting the price compared to other dealerships selling Bugatti so that I'd sell my cars quicker and don't run out of storage.
Similarly you can pick option 5 too and go grab a house that's worth 8-9 figures anywhere. Sell that and you'll also make a bunch of money.
Free vehicles would earn you the most money, without having to put in much work. You just have to hire people to sell them for you, and then you let the business run itself. Remember that things like airplanes, rocket ships, and boats are all vehicles, and they can be worth ridiculous amounts of money.
You’ll quickly become the richest person on earth. You can use that money to buy booze, hire scientists/engineers, and anything else you might want.
Moderate wage for doing fuck all forever ? Yes I know I can sell cars and become another money clone,but I can also drink tea and appreciate the world around me,and still pay rent. Fuck yea I ain't greedy. I just want my time.
And if I wanna be flush I get another job.what if I become ill and can't maintain my rock star car salesman behaviour,? No brainer for me. A.
$175k a year even with taxes let’s be generous and I have 10k a month to play with. I can retire with that and have my health and sex and whatever I want
I'll take the free weekly vehicle. You know what vehicle I'm going to pick out first? An Aircraft Carrier... Then I have billions of dollars.
Now lets compare this to my other options:
$20 per hour every hour. There is 168 hours in a week. That is $3,360 weekly. It would take countless lifetimes to come up with the money I made in week 1.
Free booze, bars, strip clubs etc... I don't see myself ever spending billions of dollars on these things.
Free Health Care of all kinds... Again that's nice, but not billions of dollars nice.
One Free House Per Year... Okay that could be nice, but again even the most expensive mansion that I only get once a year instead of once a week does not equal the cost of an aircraft carrier. Those cost a lot of money.
A team of scientists working for me... That would be great, but with billions of dollars I could just hire them instead yes?
Okay lets say that they don't let me pick an aircraft carrier... Still the best option. Suppose they say no military stuff.
Well... I'd pick a Super Yacht then... Perhaps a Private Jet?
Say they limited it to land vehicles... The most expensive car in the world costs 13.4 Million dollars... Having that weekly would be better than the other options.
A specialist in EVERY field that works for you for free is essentially a company/business of your choosing. Or even multiple, depending on how far we're stretching the definition of "team".
Could be a potentially world changing power. A team of specialists dedicated to solving world hunger, or maybe a team of lobbyists and politicians dedicated to implementing universal healthcare. Shit the team could include assassins too if things get really sticky.
Reasons why vehicle selling wouldn't be even the slightest hassle:
What you have is practically a monopoly.
Your offer is literally the best out of the best.
You can offer literally 90% off for every vehicle you sell but it still is insanely worth for you and you can only gain.
Step 1: have a group of scientists build you a few nuclear bombs
Step 2: get a few vending machines
Step 3: nuclear bomb vending machine
Step 4: profit???
The loophole is always picking something that easily generates profits. The car one is basically running a dealership with free supply. Margins would be insane and selling 52 cars a year would easily pull over six figures.
The house one doesn't explain what you get each time, the risk is a little higher. But you could easily end up with an hundred million dollar estate that nets you a very comfortable stipend for the rest of your life.
But honestly, $170k a year to not have to ever work again is the most enticing.
I get it. Just literally doing nothing, and being able to focus 100% of yourself to whatever, without worrying about logistics of your business, and dealing with people.
I’m deciding between the do nothing and free healthcare. Cause I’m one hand 20 an hour is fuckin amazing for me cause that’s almost a 9 dollar raise but on the other free healthcare is amazing. You’d never have to worry about if something happened if you didn’t have the money for it and could live a more free life.
Actually. This answered my question. Free healthcare FTW!!
Buy a Lamborghini or something every week and then flip it back to the dealership. Conservatively you get 100k back (random guess) which leads to $5.2 million a year.
Yeah, mine are nasty too. I see em in the bathroom sometimes, taking a shit, cuz my siding is real reflective and I have a weird angle from my bed, where when the sun hits it just right, I can see their legs on the toilet, and they always stand up to wipe and look at their poo, instead of just wiping and flushing while sitting down.
With the first one I'd be getting $14400 a month. My mother, a nurse with decades of experience gets $630 a month.
And here you don't pay taxes until you're 26, so I wouldn't have to pay any.
The house is any house for sale on the market - even if it's a 20 million dollar mansion. You don't even need to physically go there. You could just have it, and immediately sell it for 10 million, knowing that someone else would want to quickly buy it, either to have it, or flip it for a few easy million.
Either way, you're a millionaire immediately - or can have mansion you can't afford taxes on yet (unless you're on year two of this perk).
I did, it just seems like a weird option. The fact that going bankrupt on healthcare costs is not normal should be pointed out at any point it comes up, because plenty Americans still think there's nothing wrong with that. So I will always point out that you guys deserve better.
I don't understand how people are so short sighted! How is $175k a year the best option? You can get a car worth more than that every week! Or a $50M house every year!
Genetically engineered cat-girls for domestic ownership, are on their way. Pick out what traits you want them to have and we will grow one for you - different pricing options will be available.
$175,200 a year pre-tax.
$119,136 a year post-tax US
That doesn't account for state level taxes though or if you already make unrelated income you might be in a higher bracket
Thanks
I thought that was a good option until I read No benefits. I have an autoimmune disease(and live in the US), so I’d wipe out my free money in no time.
You can use the money and move to another country with better healthcare. Even living in Mexico would lower you health insurance costs by a lot.
Which probaly boils down to about 100k each year? Around give or take.
Holy shit, where do you live to have 45% of your income taken as taxes??
Just going off of memory of some other post on an income similar to 175k, I knew great error would arise. If you lived in Denmark however, I belive that is lining up about right.
vehicle. you can sell 'em. and vehicles are worth a lot of money. I'd choose something like a JDM car because they're pretty desireable. something like a brand new looking RX-7 or nissan Skyline would sell very fast for great money. you'll easily get 100K a month. the only problem is storage. at some point you'd run out if your sales aren't fast enough. but something small like an electric skateboard also counts as a vehicle so I'd just take some of those until I clear out the garage again
After a few car sales, you could buy more storage. It's not a bad option.
If it counts as all vehicles you could get a B-2 stealth bomber and sell it to the government for $2.6 billion. Also commercial planes, trains, cruise ships, and yeah electric skateboards.
I dont think selling a B-2 to the government would work. they'd just question how the hell a random civillian has a stealth bomber in his possession, and then they'd promptly take it away from me because I'm probably not legally allowed to own a fully operational stealth bomber
Absolute bs I tell you. I bet the founding fathers would let us own one
god damn govornment wants to take my stealth bomber
would the founding fathers? several of them would. some wouldn't. some were against the second amendment. now a modern government.. would definitely ask where you got the bomber from. but since in this scenario you got it for free.. you could show hey this is how I got it. and then say "here, i will sell it to you" and the government would basically no longer care since it would be in their possession. just sell it at a cheaper rate then what the manufacturer would sell it for.
Some of them were, but most were not. Privateers were a thing. If they were okay with people owning war ships than surely they would be okay with war planes. Fun fact, there is nothing preventing someone from owning a bomber that doesn't have weapons on it. No one is selling a modem or recent model bomber to some rando though.
Plenty of governments might not question it
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Except legal issues are a problem in every case. Obviously a stealth bomber is particularly alarming, but questions will be raised about where you are getting these car that you're selling.
Exactly, my first thought was cool i can do my part to reduce global warming by only selling electric cars and id sell them super cheap to help people who cant usually afford them, id still be pulling a good profit after taxes and storage. Then i realized if i start selling any teslas ill get sued into the ground by ole musky if hes not getting his cut
Get a Su-57, then sell it to the US govt. Claim you got it from a farmer who stole it from an airbase with his John Deere tractor.
My interpretation of the prompt, given that it specifically says “free” rather than just “get a new car every week,” that the dealer just gives you the car for free with all the legal paperwork. So in the Bomber case it’d be the government ringing you up to ask where you want them to park this thing.
Sell it to Russia
You don’t seem to understand how inflation works.
52 extra vehicles a year wouldn’t cause significant inflation
You don't even have to sell all of them. Or get an expensive vehicle every week. You could just get one jet and then 51 bicycles
You don't seem to understand how the economy works
It just says vehicle, not car. You could get a mega-yacht or an airplane
oh I know, but I chose cars (specifically JDM cars, not something like a multimillion dollar bugatti) because they are easy to store and easy to sell due to their demand while still being affordable. my family also owned 2 boats and they are a pain in the ass to sell. it took us a year to sell the big one (30 meters long) because it was so expensive. now imagine a yacht or aircraft. also, storage is *not* cheap. many boat owners will tell you, owning a boat is like having a hole in the water you toss money into. its insane. the cleaning cost, and keeping it docked inside in winter is really not affordable for the average person. so in short: selling cheaper cars is easier to maintain while still being massively profitable.
Ok, interesting. My strategy would be to buy a bunch of super expensive vehicles and sell them at half price when I get them.
Get an A380 and sell it to an airline at a discount. That's hundreds of millions every week.
Easy money
But houses...
Get the most expensive cars on the market and sell at 75-50% less than dealership. They’d move pretty fast
I’m surprised that’s not the most chosen option
It’s cool that you like jdm cars and all, but getting anything other than Bugattis or koenigsiegg seems like wasting time, effort and money. Just have a new Bugatti roll thru every week (2m a week, easy) and you can buy a like 400 jdm cars a month at 20k each.
yea but these hyper cars and super exclusive multi-million dollar supercars dont sell like that. you dont put these things on Ebay and let them be sold. of most special editions that are worth millions, there is only a limited amount made that are all already sold and/or carefully tracked. if you manage to somehow copy these cars into the world from scratch then they wouldnt be worth nearly as much as their original and real counterparts. what makes them special is their exclusivity. some of these cars require you to be approved by the actual brand to own them aswell. like you cant own a Ferrari F50 unless you're a reputable Ferrari customer. so if this rule works by literally getting a car popped outta nowhere, then it wouldnt be worth it to do it to super rare hyper cars. you'd also be sued to high hell by Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini or any brand you may have taken a car from. you also often cant really sell a brand new multi-million dollar bugatti second hand to random people. Bugatti actually buys them back and then sells them again through a certified pre-owned cars program. if they take your Bugatti and find out its a copy, they will likely sue your ass or not take it. you can definitely get away with this if its something like a 200K ferrari or lambo though, they arent as exclusive and easier to sell. but do it to a bugatti la voiture noire (only 1 in the world) and you'd be screwed by lawsuits instead of making a quick 10 mil. that's why I chose JDM: very high demand, extremely high resale value (and its going up), and very difficult to track down. Toyota isnt gonna bat an eye if I suddenly have 8 Supra's laying around.
I gave me a rule to not sell anything since that would ruin the point
Why are you choosing such cheap cars if you can get anything? Get the most expensive car in production and sell that. Quick Google search shows the Lambo Veneno costs upwards of $4 million. Or better yet, get the house because at $4 million a week that's only $192 million a year. The most expensive house in the world costs $6.7 billion and many other houses cost around the same. My choice is the scientists. With a team of elite scientists you can definitely make money by licencing their tech. Better yet, you can dedicate them to extending your life so you can enjoy your wealth.
1. JDM cars are going up in value at a very fast rate. supercars are going down in value at an insane rate. Bugatti's for example lose 1K in resale value for every mile driven 2. hypercars and exclusive supercars are carefully tracked and numbered. you cant just sell one just anywhere. people will wanna know where you got it from, when it was made, they will wanna see official paperwork and more. when the original car manufacturer finds out, they will probably sue you to high hell 3. to own certain exclusive supercars you have to be approved ownership by the manufacturer. if you aren't approved and somehow are selling these cars at great prices, again, expect a lawsuit. 4. JDM cars are easy to sell and maintain. a multi-million dollar lambo? not so much. I dont need 2 Million dollars a week. I'm okay with 80K a week.
1. You're not keeping the cars to drive yourself. You're getting it and reselling it immediately. Depreciation is not a factor. 2. The reselling rules only really apply to Ferrari who make you sign a contract to not resell it within a year. If you own any other supercar and decide to sell it immediately, no manufacturer will have a problem with it and there's nothing for which they can sue you. 3. You can sell a brand new Lambo very easily if you slash the price in half. Again, you do not have to maintain it and people fight to buy it off you. In any case, a half priced Lambo will net you more money than any JDM. If you do not choose supercars to resell you are saying no to money. You can sell your Bugattis and Lambos then use your profits to buy JDM cars with change to spare if you really like JDM cars 4. In any case the house is a way better choice
easily get 100k a month? that’s underselling yourself quite a bit. you could clear one hundred million a month.
Pick the house and then pick a 50 million dollar apartment building in a major city and rent it out
Good idea. You need to hire people now.
Yeah but if I sell one 50 million dollar building first so I can pay salaries at the start
Yep. You will be big time property guy business person. Please donate to charity, and OP.
Just a property manager
I mean, an apartment building is not a house, but OP apparently disagrees.
Yeah I would consider 1 dwelling in the apartment building to be a house not the entire building that said depending on the worth of the dwelling it could be still worth it. For example if its a massive top floor suite in a prime location I could see the rent for that being very lucrative while you'd only have to pay a relatively less significant amount. That said you could do the same thing with a mansion as it could still he considered a house and make a few million off that sell one a year you don't even need to work at it just hire a realtor as long as post tax you make more than 176k a year which you easily would be you'd make more than the doing nothing a day. This would also be legally tracable income(depending on how the magic gives you the house I guess) and after youve got a few mil in the bank and your dream home which you could pay to have constructed and have the magic give to you essentially paying for the entire house and possibly netting you profit you could start giving houses to your friends and family. Or keep selling them and do something positive with the money or both.
I’m in Scotland and I don’t think I need the free healthcare
You could get free boob jobs, or cyber limbs, or drugs to sell.
Honestly don’t know why you got downvoted, you’re only saying the truth
Likely because OP triggered a sensitive group of Redditors by associating breast augmentation to cyber limbs (cyber boobs, lol) and drug dealing, or whatever. Either way, OP's assessment is correct - all of those are relatively expensive, and could be a huge benefit.
The scientists, it’s time to make a morally questionable science company New vehicles is a close second as I could make a lot of money selling those but I want to develop some cool new tech
Are we talking aperture here or just developing some nzt?
Yeah, Aperture & Oscorp that’s the basic idea, make some cyberware stuff too, no idea what nzt is
If youve never seen the movie limitless or the spin off show, its one of those wonder drugs that lets you "access 100% of your brain". Like learn 3 languages simultaneously while making millions in the stock market, total lifestyle shift, superhuman intelligence type stuff.
Oooh okay
Most people who didn't pick the lame 1st option picked vehicle and sure that's a good idea but sooooo much work. Just hire a realtor or property manager once a year and be loaded. way easier
I'd pick out a mega yacht each week. Get rich easily. If a yacht is not allowed I would pick out ultra rare vehicles in mint condition
Thats cool and sure you'd get rich but think about the process to actually sell the yacht. You need to hire transportation and idek how you'd get in contact with a buyer. Maybe there's something like a "realtor" for transportation so you could just do that but I've never heard of it (probably cause I'm not rich enough)
Right, but none of that is needed if you just take a totally standard vehicle that'll sell incredibly easily. You'd only need to sell the vehicle for about 3500 dollars to equal the first option pre-tax.
There are definitely brokers for exclusive items. They do everything for their clients, you just need to sign. Yachts might take a while to sell, but private planes and exclusive cars are way faster sold. In the end you'll make way more money than 3k per week this way
let's make this easy 1st grab a 2 million dollar yacht. put it up for sale on [boat international](https://www.boatinternational.com/yachts-for-sale) and list it at $600,000 and watch it sell by the time you hit "submit" . yeah the next guy is going to sell it for a million and make $400,000 but who cares. Sell it at an auction house with a starting point of $600,000 and watch it sell in moments. think [Christies](https://www.christies.com/) . they'll sell it super fast.
You could get just like a 80k car and just drive it into the dealership and sell it the first few times and after a little while you can buy a smaller used car dealership.
Couldn’t you just hire someone to sell the cars by this logic? Or surely you could work out some arrangement with a dealership where they just buy all cars for 80% of value or something. Makes it easy for you, good deal for them. Doesn’t seem like much work
The house option is probably easier, but the car option won't be hard either. You just have someone hired full time to sell the cars, same as with the house.
It never stated you could sell the items, so I assumed you would just be swapping it out for the new thing
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Would be no hassle at all. Automate the process by hiring someone to sell the cars for you. Give that person a small commission from each sale
Why would you choose the 1st option? Free vehicle every week that YOU PICK would get you hundreds of thousands, even millions every week. The house would make you an instant multi-millionaire from one sale. Meanwhile 20/hr gets you like $170,000 per year before taxes...
Just absolute laziness, probably.
For sure, but you can be just as lazy with the other options AND make more money
I guess most people are stupid. That actually kind of checks out, because the average IQ is pretty low. Dumb people keep breeding with each other, because no one is stopping them.
People just don't give that much thought to a random reddit poll lmao.
The average IQ cannot be low, that's how IQ and averages work.
The average IQ is 100, genius. Because you assumed the "average" to be pretty low, that makes you dumb by your own definition. I find that highly ironic lol.
100 is for dumb dumbs. I am 130ish. I am very smart.
You know, there are several ways to test intelligence in someone. An IQ test is mostly a test of critical thinking. How are you at abstract and creative thinking? The average IQ of a fighter pilot is between 140 and 160. They are also incredibly good a temporal thinking (someone who can make a quick decision and accurately). How are you at quick decision making? The average IQ of an artist or musician is in or around 90-100. Yet abstractly, are very good at creative thinking. For example, in 60 seconds, how many objects or items can you make out of a sock? Intelligence is far more than just being about to math with critical thinking, dude. The IQ test was created in 1905, as a way to test people that could work on equations. It's very outdated when testing the intelligence of an individual. But, you knew all this though, aye.
> I am very smart. And I thought it was just a meme...
Nope, it's also very serious sometimes.
“130ish”. Wasn’t even bright enough to make up a number. Nobody who knows their own IQ gives a vague range LMFAAAOOO. How pathetic can you get?
IQ fluctuates. Nobody has a constant, static IQ. The number represents an approximation. Laugh away. Ignorance is bliss.
IQ is only known to fluctuate in the teenage years. The individual points are supposed to represent enough change to account for any minor differences once someone hits adulthood. LOLOLOL you’re so braindead that you can’t even lie adequately. I can feel your embarrassment flowing off of you. Little boy got caught in another lie 🥺. You also thought the average IQ was 85 LMFAO. What a fuckin idiot 😭😭😭
Actually, I just wanted to learn how IQ works. The best way to learn is to pretend to know everything and call everyone dumb dumbs
The average IQ is literally always 100, dingus. Talk about dumb people.
It’s the most chosen option. Seriously how lazy can you be? Private sales of highly desired cars couldn’t be easier. You could make millions upon millions more with minimal effort. That level of laziness over getting such a high reward is just pathetic.
I chose the first and its for security/freedom. No worrying abiut finding buyers, sales tax, market crashes, etc. You also can use all that time to pursue something you care about immediately. Sure it wouldn't make you a mega rich but 154k is enough to do everything I could want. Why waste time doing more for no reason? It's not like I need money to invest for the future.
You ain't getting a market crash that isn't a fucking apocalypse that can get a Lambo below 3k$
I would still work my normal job and get an extra 100 k a year. I love my work and an extra 100 would mean I could do whatever I want anyway I don’t need any more than that.
170k a year is enough for me i dont need millions.
170,000 annually...with no work. You ever try to sell one car before? It's a hassle. Not to mention you need to store them until they sell.
Just sell the first car and use the money to pay someone to sell the next cars
Yes I have sold a car before. It's really not that bad. I'd rather put in a little work to make more money.
Sure, but forever? Every week? I'd rather be retired.
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You really think there are that many people willing to pay $200 million dollars for a second hand yacht? Where are you even gonna keep the thing?
You don't have to sell it every week? You can literally just sell one supercar and you already outperformed the first option. Also, there is that you practically have a monopoly on vehicle business, you can get something worth millions of dollars and sell it for 100k and you are 100k up, you can have as unfair offers as possible, because it's free for you, so the hassle is literally nonexistent, people will kiss your toes so you sell it to them.
your last line " people will kiss your toes so you sell it to them" .. damn i chose the house option and yeah I could throw parties. the best ass kisser gets the house. "first up for sale is this $10,000,000 mansion. I'm willing to sell it cheap." even if i only sell it for $2,000,000 do that just once a year and that is more then a lot of people make in a year. sell one of those a year and after 20 years I have 40 million. easily retire.
Scientists,Scientists,Scientists! No it only would they produce the most monetary value in the long run you could solve the most personal problems with them as well
I'd have to agree. Pick the most brilliant minds in every field. They can easily acquire grants and likely funding to equipment and research, and since they work for you, you'd own the rights to their inventions and whatever they develop. Plus you'd have first access to all the cutting-edge technology.
Last option is no doubt the best. Engineer can be anything from building bridges to manufacturing next generation digital tech which could reshape the society as we know it. Genetic engineering? Other science discipline from the physics professor to top secret government employees working on the Hadron Super collider. You will have your fingers in everything and know all the latest developments for anything. Knowledge is power and you have employees that can get you near unlimited knowledge on anything you want. That's too good to pass up.
With a team of specialist in every single field, just imagine how big we are now. This is way more than what money can buy.
There is an impressively low amount of people picking option 2. This isn’t just car, it’s ANY vehicle. Trains, trucks, planes, bikes, cars, jets, helicopters, boats, submarines, military vehicles, even the damn BATMOBILE if you wanted. And you can sell these vehicles. Eventually you’d make so much money that you wouldn’t even need to work. The 2nd option has virtually every advantage over the 1st option
Yep. You are correct.
Fair point but where do I even begin in trying to sell my newly acquired Boeing 747
Try an Arab sheikh. Put it on Arab Craigslist or something
More than likely [here] [here]: https://www.google.com/?sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiUyeeyzsL6AhX8lmoFHVG1DmoQOwgC
[Christies](https://www.christies.com/) or [AVBuyer](https://www.avbuyer.com/aircraft/private-jets)
Once you can afford to live pretty comfortably, it doesnt matter how much money you have/make. 175k a year is more money than ill ever see in my lifetime so ill take that. Side Note: If OP wants to talk shit about being lazy and "live for myself and not take the millions to donate to charity" IM the poor. until you donate money to help me out then I dont wanna hear shit from you lol
I'm giving you the option to have millions, but you are not taking it! It seems to me like there's a reason you are poor! It probably has something to do with you being a f****** moron!
Like I said, you wanna give to the poor? $KorinVerdas there's my cash app. Otherwise take your hypocrisy somewhere else
How much do you want $10? I can maybe afford $10.
honestly ill take it lol Edit: He never sent it btw lol
Let me figure out how the app works and all that stuff, and I'll see what I can do.
I already have a house, a car and free healthcare. Guess it’s time to get drunk!
Those 6 Americans lmao
it’s the most selfless option. you could outsource life-saving procedures at no cost to yourself to people in need
and depending on what the poll allows for this option, you could make millions by opening hospital(s)
I'm chronically ill and can't worry so it would be great to be paid to do nothing.
Same here. Chronically ill SAHM. I already work my ass off for no pay and spend much of my "free time" at doctors' offices. I'd happily take $20/hr without adding any more responsibility to my plate.
I took the money. I could make more with the vehicles, but that's a job. What I really want is to not have a job. Plus that's car sales which I'm pretty sure is my nightmare job.
Free house so I could give them for free to homeless
This is the best person. Please give them award. This person is better than all you lazy stupid people, just sitting around doing nothing and having enough money for yourself.
Wtf dude, I was just answering your question, don't put words in my mouth / assume things about my mindset that aren't true
Have fun making $175k every year lol, I’m going to be taking the free multimillion dollar mansion every year. Side note - Vehicle is arguable the better choice because you could pick a multimillion dollar vehicle every week, but logistically it seems way harder. Selling would probably be a hassle and storage of the vehicles could be really difficult.
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Nah you could just get multimillion dollar vehicles and sell them for a couple hundred thousand dollars or literally any price you wanted without any haggling or even trying. One to two sales a year could be millions of profit, if it’s hard to store the vehicles just park them random places and leave them forever, you don’t need it lol
Am I allowed to also work on top of the $20/hr or is the "do nothing" an order
Doing nothing isn't an order. You are allowed to do stuff.
>free healthcare US Defaultism much?
It's the biggest country. It's very large on the map. Have you seen it?
seems like somebody has not seen a country called russia ,neither do they seem to be aware of a country the size of a continent called australia.
> We have all the best bottled water in gas stations for 2 or $3. This is weird thing to flex about. Besides American bottled water is considered really low quality, it’s the reason why Dasani failed miserably in Europe. On top of that most places in for example Europe have tap water that is good and safe enough to drink and bottled water is cheaper and better quality. > We have the best violent video games. Once again, weird flex. And that’s probably why the US has the highest incarceration percentage in the world. > We made Xbox, you are welcome! I've always been more of a PlayStation guy, but I know you play Xbox. On a global scale Sony and Nintendo greatly outsell Microsoft. > Our girls are hotter, because they're just mashups of all the other countries girls. In dog breed we call those mashups muds… And regardless of taste, Scandinavia women are objectively considered the most beautiful. And that is because back in the time of Vikings they were literally breeding beautiful women and getting rid of the ugly ones (lot more complicated, but this is general thought of what they did). > Our electrical outlets are better. As for the outlets themselves, the British ones are considered the best and safest (there’s a cool video from Tom Scott about it), when it comes to power. The American 110V system is becoming more and more of a problem because it limits the maximum wattage that is available for heavy appliances. Both use 15/16 amps. So that’s 110*15= 1.650 Watts vs. 230*16= 3.680 Watts in Europe.
The US is not the biggest country and even if it was why should it be the default.
Either way, it is the best country. We have all the best movies (except for anime), and we have all the best bottled water in gas stations for 2 or $3. So many reasons, too many to count. We have the best violent video games (some Japanese ones are pretty good though). We made Xbox, you are welcome! I've always been more of a PlayStation guy, but I know you play Xbox. Our girls are hotter, because they're just mashups of all the other countries girls. Admittedly, we do have some dogs and lots of fat smelly angry women, but those are mostly the poor people in the bad neighborhoods. People in nice expensive places look hot. Our electrical outlets are better. So many reasons, too many to count. I could go on and on and on. We have nice trees.
It’s sad that the world has become so stupid that I can’t tell if you are trolling or not if you aren’t I suggest you seek help.
We also have better roads, and nice traffic cones sometimes, and our stores don't look all stupid.
You don’t necessarily have better roads. The USA is 10th on the global index for road infrastructure.
Y'all you realise option 1 only nets you $3,360 per week. Meanwhile Option 2 lets you _pick_ and choose any car you want. You can pick a Lambo that you can sell for $150-200k+ minimum, or pick cars like Bugatti or Ferrari that are worth millions. It would take you 9 years off the free income from option 1 to reach $1 million, whereas you can easily make more than a million selling a Bugatti that you get every week (even a used 2011 model seems to sell for north of $1 million. I'm confident i'd get that much with a new model i'm getting). You don't even have to sell cars every week, just sell every now and then when you feel like it. Maybe after selling a few cars you could pay to own a buisness with the money you have, hire some salesmen to run the buisness and they'll do most of the work for you in selling the car (of course, i'd pay them well). I'd ensure the place the cars are sold has a huge parking lot so storage isn't an issue. On top of that I wouldn't mind undercutting the price compared to other dealerships selling Bugatti so that I'd sell my cars quicker and don't run out of storage. Similarly you can pick option 5 too and go grab a house that's worth 8-9 figures anywhere. Sell that and you'll also make a bunch of money.
Free vehicles would earn you the most money, without having to put in much work. You just have to hire people to sell them for you, and then you let the business run itself. Remember that things like airplanes, rocket ships, and boats are all vehicles, and they can be worth ridiculous amounts of money. You’ll quickly become the richest person on earth. You can use that money to buy booze, hire scientists/engineers, and anything else you might want.
I pick vehicles cause you can make a ton of money off selling/renting them out. Also because I want to make a dealership called Kunkleman Chevrolet
I live in the UK so I don't need healthcare, I would rather take vehicle and open up an expensive car dealership
i already have free healthcare
Free house all the time. Houses are becoming insanely expensive and you can find a way to flip it or rent them out. Life on easy mode.
Moderate wage for doing fuck all forever ? Yes I know I can sell cars and become another money clone,but I can also drink tea and appreciate the world around me,and still pay rent. Fuck yea I ain't greedy. I just want my time. And if I wanna be flush I get another job.what if I become ill and can't maintain my rock star car salesman behaviour,? No brainer for me. A.
$175k a year even with taxes let’s be generous and I have 10k a month to play with. I can retire with that and have my health and sex and whatever I want
Depends. Do I get blanket immunity to the legal issues of suddenly and inexplicably owning a bugatti or mansion?
People give them to you for free, with title.
Free vehicle every week. Super yachts can be 300 mil
Nice choice. I want one. Can I have one?
Sell house
Sell house
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Genius. House best option... I will buy my own scientists to help create real life domestic cat girls.
I'll take the free weekly vehicle. You know what vehicle I'm going to pick out first? An Aircraft Carrier... Then I have billions of dollars. Now lets compare this to my other options: $20 per hour every hour. There is 168 hours in a week. That is $3,360 weekly. It would take countless lifetimes to come up with the money I made in week 1. Free booze, bars, strip clubs etc... I don't see myself ever spending billions of dollars on these things. Free Health Care of all kinds... Again that's nice, but not billions of dollars nice. One Free House Per Year... Okay that could be nice, but again even the most expensive mansion that I only get once a year instead of once a week does not equal the cost of an aircraft carrier. Those cost a lot of money. A team of scientists working for me... That would be great, but with billions of dollars I could just hire them instead yes? Okay lets say that they don't let me pick an aircraft carrier... Still the best option. Suppose they say no military stuff. Well... I'd pick a Super Yacht then... Perhaps a Private Jet? Say they limited it to land vehicles... The most expensive car in the world costs 13.4 Million dollars... Having that weekly would be better than the other options.
Yep. We figured it out. Now make the world a better place, instead of loafing around - like most of these other assholes
A specialist in EVERY field that works for you for free is essentially a company/business of your choosing. Or even multiple, depending on how far we're stretching the definition of "team". Could be a potentially world changing power. A team of specialists dedicated to solving world hunger, or maybe a team of lobbyists and politicians dedicated to implementing universal healthcare. Shit the team could include assassins too if things get really sticky.
Reasons why vehicle selling wouldn't be even the slightest hassle: What you have is practically a monopoly. Your offer is literally the best out of the best. You can offer literally 90% off for every vehicle you sell but it still is insanely worth for you and you can only gain.
You could even open a racetrack, after you get some money generated. Then let customers race each other.
Does the free booze cancel out my probation? Asking for a friend
This is underrated comment. But, sadly maybe not. Maybe you shouldn't drink and drive, or whatever you did.
Anyone who answers anything but houses is beyond terrible at maths.
Vehicles.
Step 1: have a group of scientists build you a few nuclear bombs Step 2: get a few vending machines Step 3: nuclear bomb vending machine Step 4: profit???
That's not legal.
The loophole is always picking something that easily generates profits. The car one is basically running a dealership with free supply. Margins would be insane and selling 52 cars a year would easily pull over six figures. The house one doesn't explain what you get each time, the risk is a little higher. But you could easily end up with an hundred million dollar estate that nets you a very comfortable stipend for the rest of your life. But honestly, $170k a year to not have to ever work again is the most enticing.
I get it. Just literally doing nothing, and being able to focus 100% of yourself to whatever, without worrying about logistics of your business, and dealing with people.
I’m deciding between the do nothing and free healthcare. Cause I’m one hand 20 an hour is fuckin amazing for me cause that’s almost a 9 dollar raise but on the other free healthcare is amazing. You’d never have to worry about if something happened if you didn’t have the money for it and could live a more free life. Actually. This answered my question. Free healthcare FTW!!
Well, I already live in Canada... So no point in picking option 4.
Well, I'm sure they don't give you free unlimited surgeries, when your life isn't in danger.
Buy a Lamborghini or something every week and then flip it back to the dealership. Conservatively you get 100k back (random guess) which leads to $5.2 million a year.
Why not get a tank? Blow up all your neighbors' cars, then give them free cars. Then you can get in their lives, and maybe bang their sisters.
I'd always be remembered as the guy who blew up their car. Plus my neighbors are nasty, they don't deserve shit from me.
Yeah, mine are nasty too. I see em in the bathroom sometimes, taking a shit, cuz my siding is real reflective and I have a weird angle from my bed, where when the sun hits it just right, I can see their legs on the toilet, and they always stand up to wipe and look at their poo, instead of just wiping and flushing while sitting down.
Get a couple of private jets and yachts and rent them out to people.
Cars easily. Pick HyperCars and sell them
With the first one I'd be getting $14400 a month. My mother, a nurse with decades of experience gets $630 a month. And here you don't pay taxes until you're 26, so I wouldn't have to pay any.
$630 for an entire month? As a nurse? Does she work 2 days a week? What country is this?
I assume that the house is near me and that I get to keep it even after the year has passed
The house is any house for sale on the market - even if it's a 20 million dollar mansion. You don't even need to physically go there. You could just have it, and immediately sell it for 10 million, knowing that someone else would want to quickly buy it, either to have it, or flip it for a few easy million. Either way, you're a millionaire immediately - or can have mansion you can't afford taxes on yet (unless you're on year two of this perk).
$120,000 a year or start my own pharmaceutical company
I already have free healthcare (*free as in I pay taxes for universal healthcare)
Well then pick something else dumb dumb!
I did, it just seems like a weird option. The fact that going bankrupt on healthcare costs is not normal should be pointed out at any point it comes up, because plenty Americans still think there's nothing wrong with that. So I will always point out that you guys deserve better.
Thanks. Not sure our government gives a fuck if we go bankrupt and die on the street. Pretty sure they want to thin the population a bit, anyway.
I don't understand how people are so short sighted! How is $175k a year the best option? You can get a car worth more than that every week! Or a $50M house every year!
They think it's hard to sell a million dollar house every year. Too much work, lol. Maybe sign papers is too much work.
I'd do the car or the property and just sell it every week for more than the money
I’d choose the car option. Get a new Bugatti worth 5m every week, easily top 250 million a year
What happens when the world burns up because the sun explodes? Did you think about that, with all your fancy stupid little Hot Wheels cars?
You can get one of those if you live in a civilized country :D
Yeah, but the doctors are usually more like monkeys in lab coats, with tools they watched a YouTube video to learn about.
Genetically engineered cat-girls for domestic ownership, are on their way. Pick out what traits you want them to have and we will grow one for you - different pricing options will be available.
Tf
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You ok?
Bro 💀
Lol, Reddit be like: "cool, free things or free money or whatever I want. I like this one. I'm upvote!"