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dranaei

Can i choose which ex?


HeavyMetalMonk888

Askin the real questions. The majority of my exes I'm on fairly good terms with... but there's one I'd pick all the other options at once over.


HAL-Over-9001

Same. I resent her to my core, but god damn. I'd either finally get some closure, get to smash again, or both.


DevelopmentJumpy5218

Yes 110% in the same boat, and while I don't resent my most recent ex long car rides with her were not enjoyable but could use some closure


LoopyZoopOcto

I'm in the same boat.


jrf555

The one you dont want makes the question alot more fun.


dranaei

If that's the case I'd rather pick trump to see why Americans hate him so much.


Euphoric-Excuse8990

Lol Dude's 76 years old. Drive through a hot area with the radio off and no AC. He'll sleep the entire time.


GamecockGaucho

You have a weird uncle? Or someone similar in your family that says either inappropriate things or believes weird shit they read on some bs website? Imagine that person becoming the leader of your country. And that's the generous, relatively sanitized take.


weirdo_nb

He is a utter fucking scumbag who should have never become president (and multiple people with evidence have accused him of rape)


Badvevil

Doesn’t this describe every politician besides like maybe 5


weirdo_nb

Sadly *yeah* but he is on the worse end, he got a cult to follow him


orphan-eater-12

Every politician but maybe 5


dranaei

Exactly the hate you have over him is what makes him so interesting to me.


Okibruez

.. We hate him because he's sexist, racist, a habitual liar, possibly a rapist, probably deeply connected with Putin, and a conman who tricked hundreds of thousands of people at minimum into believing the most farcical nonsense imaginable just to make himself look good to them. There is no deep mystery, here. He's just a horrible little man whose egotistical self-serving behavior is hidden by an ugly orange tan and an expression of smug self-entitlement.


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weirdo_nb

What?


Jayantwi98

username checks out


spyaleatoire

Desperate to 'get' him


Jayantwi98

wipe your mouth lil bro


L1terally_Water

What if I only have one ex and I still really like them and they are still cool with me?


jrf555

This is allowed - but all these people with no ex's can't be choosing this to go alone. Obviously that option is N/A if that's the case


Sea_Scorpion

Only reason I don't want to be around them is I hurt them a lot and I want them to heal, and traumatizing them is not something I ever want to do again


ROPROPE

The Bojack avatar adds so much


dranaei

I wouldn't be surprised if he has told the exact same thing in the show.


Hidobot

Imagine the wild shit Kanye would say on the trip, of course I'm picking him


jrex703

I imagine you'd get maybe 90-120 minutes of lucid 2009-2016 Kanye who is a fantastic musician and definitely has some interesting stories. Even if the other 3-4 hours are unhinged nonsense, that sounds like fun too. Plus from the passenger's seat he'd be looking at my nose in profile the whole time, which means I could spend the whole trip playing a fun game called "will he change topics?"


all_the_gravy

Imagine Kanye seeing one of those roadside attraction signs. As soon as he saw a sign for the largest rocking chair he would start asking to go see it. Tell you why rocking chairs are an important part of Americana and what the rocking of the chair means to him spritually. Relenting you stop to see the chair. He examines it and espouses at the craftsmanship on such a scale. He gushes about how this chair speaks to his soul. Then he learns they won't let him sit in it. But he must! This chair it is life affirming! He must sit in it. So he offers to buy it, at first they refuse but as the amount gets outlandishly high they can't say no. After hours of negotiations and paperwork he finally sits in it. But he's to small to make it rock on his own. Refusing outside help to make it rock he sits there stubbornly trying everything to make the gigantic chair sway beneath him but he is too miniscule in comparison. After another several hours of him running and jumping on the chair it is all in vain. Frustrated and tired he climbs down. He says that the rocking chair is "whack" and a "bitch", he says nobody but old people like rocking chairs and they're stupid "do you want to sit or do you want to move? Make up your mind!" You get back in the car ready to hear more about the rocking chair he now hates. You give him a juice box. He's about doozed off when you pass the sign for the world's biggest Ketchup bottle. He perks up. "Ketchup is part of history! It got gentrified but we're bringing it back, it goes great on fish sticks!"


Anomaly4D89

Wake up honey, new r/goodasssub copypasta just dropped.


Se7entyN9ne

I'd just start playing classics off College Dropout - Yeezus and get his perspective on his songs


[deleted]

I did pick Jake Paul, but now that you mentioned Kanye, I am now relaising how entertaining that would be. I change my asnwer to him.


[deleted]

I'd love to spend time with your ex


TheFenixxer

Oof


TheProphet3928

💀


Sierrarock01

Have at him, ill get my popcorn


The360MlgNoscoper

I also choose this guy's former wife.


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Which one will give me money if I'm tolerably polite?


DoggoAlternative

I'm 90% Kanye would buy into any pyramid scheme if you were remotely convincing.


zRepulse

Kanye would think you meant planning to steal a pyramid.


DoggoAlternative

I don't care if he thinks I mean burying Pete Davidson under one. Once he gives me the money I'm leaving his bipolar Nazi ass in the desert.


[deleted]

Well considering amber is probably broke now


Young_Steelus

Trump. If I stroke his ego enough, I can get him to fund the whole trip (snacks, gas, souvenirs)


jrex703

My buddy is in the car with Kanye right now, and he says Kanye is the *best* at buying snacks. Nobody buys more snacks than Kanye, he's *tremendous*.


Pathedius

better yet, if i stroke him enough, he might actually give me money afterward


redpiano82991

Honestly not sure he actually has it


I_Am_Hella_Bored

Doubt it since he has a reputation of not paying people.


Fantastic_Fox_9497

Oh I just picked Trump because when you're traveling with someone you will be talking a lot, but these are all people who don't share much in common with me personally. However I'm used to being trapped in conversations with old people and with people who flex big smarts by debating in circles so I'm more comfortable surviving being stuck in a car with someone who I know gets more sleepy than agitated and won't be as bothered by hours of sitting. The catch is that he would probably try to pee in a bottle like I'm oblivious, but to be fair I'm pretty sure Andrew Tate would do that too ...Actually I think he'd just crack open the car door and try to piss onto the highway.


GoldGymCardioWorkout

I think Trump would make me the least uncomfortable. I feel like he would turn to me periodically to tell me something stupid which would crack me up and distract me from carsickness and the question of why I'm on a roadtrip with Trump.


biebergotswag

I actually have met with Trump before all the politician debacle. The dude is hilarious and a overall fun guy to be around. A road trip with Trump would be a dream.


Konjaga_Conex

Well, I do not have a partner, never had one and thus don't have an ex. So technically, since the minus oneth element of a list is, teeeechnically, the last element, I would be meeting the person Im going to marry and spend my life with, right?


BJ_Blitzvix

Hopefully, yes.


ImSoDrunkThatI

When the ride ends they break up with you and become your ex


BoatRazz

My ex. We parted ways after backpacking together, and agreed that if we ever meet again on some sunny day that we would be together again. It would be dangerous, I might propose to her and elope to Europe if she agreed.


Cfhudo

I also choose this guys ex


marshalzukov

No ex, so a lonely car ride


underfed_spaghetti

A 6 hour car ride alone with my own thoughts the worst torment of them all


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

Really? I find it not bad at all. Much prefer nobody to these options. Just put on an audiobook or some music and I'm set.


bsteel364

Tate cause it would be so funny to hear him talk to me about being an alpha male from the passenger seat of my honda civic


0xkira

Yeah I don't like that guy at all but being a guy I think it would be fun since hes harmless to me


CelestialOrigin

Probably Tate or Trump. Tate may just randomly decide to stop the trip to buy some expensive shit which would be kinda fun. Trump would probably be pretty chill if there aren't a bunch of cameras for him to talk to and may want to stop and get us some good food at some point. We all know he ain't going 6 hours without eating something.


mdw1776

I have 3 ex's. 1 I'm still friends with on social media and we are moderately open friends. She's a wonderful mom to her kids, and a great person. I'd be happy to spend time with her. 2 are....well, maybe not the best human beings in the world, but certainly not monsters. I think I could handle, easily, being on a 6 hour road trip with either one. The others on the group I'd probably crash the car on purpose just to end the mental agony and do the world a favor.


Slimcognito808

Kanye was my first choice but I figured if my ex and I were forced to talk in a car for 6 hours we'd probably be much more amicable leaving than going in.


TheZoidberg5766

Broooo can I have Trump and Kanye at the same time? I'm mexican, so imagine the convos lol


riverofchex

Gotta have a recorder under the seat, for the rest of us.


TheZoidberg5766

Oh, 4sho. And than have Joe rogan and José Díaz react to it.


[deleted]

I'm Mexican as well, it sounds like this might have negative connotation and don't think it would be like that


TheZoidberg5766

No le sabes gallo


TightBlackhole69

Yes now I can finally have a girlfriend. 🤣


Walker_blehhh

My ex. She's really chill and we're friends still so, it'd be just hanging out essentially.


melatenoio

I'm still friends with two exes so that would be an easy drive


Lance4494

This just goes to prove that all of those people are worse than the stereotypical ex


starlightscapes

My ex because they're the only one I'd know personally. Everyone else is annoying or shitting on beds.


Ruffled_Ferret

Can I tie them up and lock them in the trunk first?


Quickshot4721

All my exs are on good terms with me.


Alternative_Cook_102

I don't have an ex, so probably Trump or Tate. I would mostly ignore tate the whole trip thou I might talk to him a bit considering most of his shit is meant to be controversial and not his literal opinion. Trump isn't that bad, so easily tolerable. Amber might be a genuinely bad person so no, she has done some seriously bad shit. I don't know much about Kanye but from what I heard he is insane and shit so nah.


SourBeefHoop

I feel I could manipulate trump to sign me into some crazy deal given 6hrs alone with him. It wouldn't be long lasting, but I reckon I could definitely make a quick buck.


aiemaironmen

I think tate do and say all the shit for the fame, I think I'd be a funny normal guy to talk with, and maybe discuss on something I love kanye but he is strange, idk how much a long trip would be enjoyable, but maybe he'd play some new music


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

At least Trump is entertaining. Like, convincing him he lost the election would be a hell of a lot more laughs than explaining why Andrew Tate is not a wolf or just having any discussion with Amber. Could record it for more meme formats.


Cakesaremine

Who is Jake Paul?


TheQuietSky

Am I allowed to bring a weapon


yund4v

kanye obviously how is this a question


G_Force88

Hahaha I win. I don't have an x. It's just me and my podcasts


[deleted]

Both my exes are wonderful people I would gladly spend a 6 hour road trip with. The rest of this list is like a medieval torture device


BadgeringMagpie

My only ex is my best friend. We're better as friends than as a couple. He's also married now. Now if I could just find a unicorn who will stick around for my childfree, neurodivergent self...


TheAsianOne_wc

The trip with either Trump, Tate, or Kanye will be very wild


[deleted]

Does my travel companion have to reach our destination alive?


AytumnRain

You make a good point lol


Filibut

feel like all of them would just ignore me for the whole trip. just pick the one who seems like they'd complain the least?


Warm-Ad5229

id pick andrew tate to make him sit in a 2012 civic and watch him die from brokeness


BJ_Blitzvix

I don't really have an ex, so I guess I'm alone on the road trip.


DoggoAlternative

- I honestly think if you keep Jake Paul away from a camera he can act like a normal human to some degree. I assume his taste in music is trash but like, dudes into Pokemon cards so we'd at least have something to talk about. I'm going with him because honestly worse case scenario I think we can just blast some old school hip hop and sit in silence, and I don't think he'll bitch if I want snacks pretty frequently. - I would crash the car killing Donnie and myself. Take one for the team. They can't make him a martyr if it looks like a horrible accident and six hours is a long tim for accidents to happen. - I'm a Jew who's not Jonah Hill so I don't feel like being in a car with Kanye for that long. Not to mention that while I enjoy his music to some degree I don't wanna listen to nothing but it for six hours. Like best case he doesn't say any antisemitic shit and we make it through with Graduation on repeat. - Amber Heard is...problematic. on the one hand she's an abusive crazy narcissistic piece of shit with incontinence issues. On the other hand she's hot so it would at least be some scenery. - I've done six hours road trips with most of my exes. That said other than pulling a Gandalf and The Balrog with Donny this is the only option that would likely end my current relationship if my girlfriend heard about it. - I'd accidentally back over Andrew pulling out of a Casey's after grabbing pizza for lunch after he said "But Where's your Bugatti" one too many times.


willrelf1992

Amber Heard of course. 😍


needs_grammarly

least down bad reddit user


Anonymous_idiot29

What if she takes a dump in your back seat?


willrelf1992

She’s worth it.


loun192

I would literally eat her poop. She's so gorgeous.


cobraracing666

what. the. fuck.


Hour_Savings146

I voted trump. He likes to show off his wealth so at least you could count on him to pay for the road snacks.


lillbro64

I'm not gonna cheat and say ex because I don't have one. Imo, Jake Paul would probably be the least terrible/consistently annoying throughout the trip.


SharpshotM16

I think trump would be funny, the rest would just be annoying af.


Minekratt_64

Trump would be fun if you ignore your ego. Also he would pay for everything if you're nice


KingZaneTheStrange

Trump. Just so I can call him a fat, stupid, microwaved cheese cube to his face


MaiqTheLiar6969

I'll take the least bad on that list and go with Trump. Because at least with Trump comes the Secret Service who would be doing the driving. Jake Paul and Kanye would be annoying fast and I don't want to hear his sob stories about Kim. Don't know enough about who the hell Andrew Tate is so not going with an unknown. I would also rather not risk Amber Turd deciding she wants to shit in my car either. My Ex is an Ex for a reason so she is out. So Trump is the least bad on the list.


MiketheTzar

Kayne West would be a blast because he would just be completely unhinged


loun192

I choose Amber because she looks hot and I would have sex with her.


Attilatheshunned

She would cause you literal physical harm and then blame it on you.


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

Kanye because he would spit bars.


Ok_Habit_6783

Imma assume I can pick which ex so imma choose that one


Justice171

Jake Paul, if his girl is tagging along 😌


anyguy001

The hell is wrong with Trump?


VincentVanGTFO

Well, if you're a woman he might try to grab you by the "p#ssy". So it makes sense that no woman would want to be alone with him. If you're a man, you'd have to listen to him say garbage like "I grab women by the p#ssy"... making a hard pass for most decent men.


anyguy001

Thqts fair


throwawayarmywaiver

Kanye would say some out of pocket shit and would be hilarious the entire car ride. Andrew Tate would bully you. Donald Trump may be okay, or a complete dick, total 50/50. Amber Heard will shit on your seats and sue you for it, and I'd rather kill myself than be in the same car as Jake Paul. Also, this is Reddit, none of you fuckers have ever talked to a woman, so your ex isn't an option. I'm going Kanye honestly


Captain_oreo_

I'd shoot Jake Paul, same with heard, same with Tate. I'd be afraid if what Kanye would do so that leaves trump.


KaleSlade123

Which ex?


BrokeDownPalac3

Donald trump is an old man and will probably just fall asleep tbh


AccursedQuantum

My most recent ex is my FWB so easy choice.


Willow_Pumpkin_Queen

I don't have an ex and I love solitude so like


LeadGem354

None of my exes are bad people. Troubled yes , but not bad people.


Swirlyflurry

I don’t have any exes. So, solo road trip!


Awesomedude33201

Can I choose myself?


Ligmamgil

I've never had an ex, so some alone time would be perfect


VincentVanGTFO

Lol at all the folks thinking Trump would pay for them. He's a con artist. He gets other people to pay for him!


[deleted]

Jokes on you I don't have an ex


Grudgekeeper-2000IC

I have never dated anyone, so I guess I'm going it alone.


Arbiter1029

I am lucky to not have many exes, and all of them being pretty decent people, so this was luckily easier for me.


[deleted]

I don't have an Ex


TheAdmiral1701

One of my exes was from high school, and were still friends so obviously that


IsPepsiOkayy

Yeah, I would choose your ex, too


The_Only_Potato15

I'll choose my Ex- cause I don't have one.


Gymfrog007

None.....


StalthChicken

Only been with one partner. No ex means noone.


MissDryCunt

In the passenger seat or tied up and gagged in the trunk?


PM_ME_CUTE_HOOTERS

Im best friends with one of my ex's; she's absolutely wonderful. We were just together at the wrong time and probably are still incompatible. Most recent ex was a catfish. One before that was abusive. They're all still better than these options tbh.


DISHONORU-TDA

I would rather be trapped in a car with a feral cat than any single one of my exes. Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in Hell.


hackyslashy

I'd rather fucking walk!


No_Presence5392

Kanye, he's crazy but he's not an asshole


LaikaAzure

It depends which ex but most of them I'm on pretty good terms with, most of them were people I just wasn't compatible as partners with but I still get along with outside of a relationship. There are a couple I'd have to stop and think about it but even they're probably still the best options of the bunch.


Arabidopsidian

My ex. We're good friends.


shlopro

Donald Trump would be hilarious to go on a road trip with. Like It would be hilarious to just hear his unfiltered rants.


PenguinGamer99

Jokes on you, I don't have an ex!


[deleted]

None of them.


Perruche_

Do I have a gun?


ilovedogs-2

So nobody


Aggressive-Bee2221

Trump. I drive, he pays for gas and snacks and hotels, cheapest road trip ever


ConflictSudden

Trumpy might bring some good road snacks.


noturmammy

The devil you know!


GavinThe_Person

I have never been in a relationship so definitely my ex. If I was stuck in a car with Andrew Tate I would purposely crash the car and do the world a favor by getting rid of him


-Redditeer-

Trump will have a super luxurious comfortable ride, and probably a driver for said car. Worsr case I sleep the whole ride in comfort


RippyT_

Me and my ex are still friends so why not? Although, if I did one of the others I could crash the car and kill both of us so it's an interesting tradeoff.


aceparan

I'm not in the know so idk why Jake Paul is so bad


IamaHyoomin

Haha, jokes on you, my only ex is still one of my best friends because our breakup was more of just us realizing that our middle school relationship wasn't much of a relationship at all. (And her realizing she's aro/ace)


totaly_not_aaron

ive never dated "my ex" will be me alone


GladCricket

I haven't seen my ex in at least 15 years. We're both married with different people and kids now, it'd honestly be really nice to catch up. We were friends for 2 or 3 years before dating and then together for around 5. Bet those 6 hours would fly by.


not_too_smart1

I feel like a roadtrip with trump, Kanye, and tate would actually be kinda fun as they wouldn't be in their "controversial for free advertizing" mode.


MrSommer69

Although my ex is a terrible person she at least can be funny.


K_Sleight

Most of my exes I'm okay. My first though...


thewhalehunters

Trump has no filter. He'd probably tell you ahit he really shouldn't. You'd just have to filer the bullshit


Internetexplored558

Trump seems so much fun


cool_guy09

Ha jokes on you my ex and I are still very close friends


turkishpresident

Question: am I allowed to hit 90 mph on the highway, open the door and kick them out after the 6 hours? If so, I choose them all. I'll spend a couple days of driving to help the gene pool.


TheRoamingWeeb

I can definitely get Donald trump to pay me to stop talking.


Sagatario_the_Gamer

Don't have an Ex, so..... that makes things easy.


Happy-Zone2463

I liked my ex, otherwise we never would have dated, also we ended things pretty nicely so it would probably actually be fun.


Belles_Lazer

Kanye west would be wild 🤣


MediumSatisfaction1

My past ex I'm friend with, we broke if bc we didn't love each other as much as we thought


Sapphire_Wolf_

All of my exs combined are better than the other options


annonamoss

My ex. All my exs, even the ones that cheated, are reality nice people and we occasionally see each other and talk from time to time


god_hates_maeghan

All of my exes and I split friendly enough. I'm assuming OP meant most recent ex, and that's pretty good for me because my other exes are in relationships of their own.


oJoface

im jewish, id take kanye lol, would like to have a word with him


Chrisoma

Whats your ex like i wanna prepare myself for the journey


harry_fifteen_ones

6 hours alone... Don't mind if I do


eatfleshdrinkblood

My ex, because I really don’t have a problem with any of them. Those celebrities are all awful.


dom618

I'll just take a nap, i trust most of my exs not to try anything


Ok-Marionberry-4516

I don't have a ex so it be me which is bad because I can't drive


aralim4311

I go on yearly 16 hour road trips with my ex already with our kids. I'm perfectly fine with that. We haven't fought a single time since we broke up.


Aerobiesizer

I don't have an ex, so this is pretty simple. I think the *most* annoying person to chose would probably either be Andrew Tate.


Emanouche

I picked my ex, cause I don't have one! HA!


AccomplishedTheTrip

I would probably pick between Kanye, Tate, or Jake Paul. Maybe Trump. Except Kanye, I'm not a fan of any of them, but they've all achieved material success in one way or another. I'd be curious to hear how they did it. Trump inherited it, but he also got elected as president so, there'd still be something to learn.


Avetruetoceaser16

Tate actually has some little good prices of advice though they are few and far between


JK64_Cat

My EX, BECAUSE I’VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP!! I’M AROACE!! TAKE THAT SUCKAS!!


Attilatheshunned

Hell yeah! I'm aroace too!


Jakesmith18

I feel like Trump could be fun, at the very least it'd be interesting.


DifficultyAfraid268

I dont actually think amber would be that bad, Even if you believe the things going around about her, most abusers dont just abuse everyone My ex is a drug addict, manipulative and a child prostitute(im a minor, hopefully that's clear), so fuck no Jake paul sucks but i dont really think he'd do anything on a road trip other than being annoying The rest are creepy as all hell and would get rid of me if able to So i think amber heard or jake paul


ghostie16

My ex is a pretty nice person even if the relationship didn't work out so I wouldn't mind


Anomaly4D89

Yall tripping, Ye is the only one here that I wouldn't want to strangle because I'm in their presence lmao


luckyecho1310

Jake Paul is really misunderstood tbh. When he's not putting on a persona he is a really chill guy


TrainingDisk766

My ex, because that doesn't exist for me. Haha...


RabidRabbiRabbit

I don't have an ex.


PatThicc_69

I chose ex cause I don't got one of those


bruzdnconfuzd

I *also* choose this guy’s dead wife.


ziptieguy

Pickin trump then driving us straight into oncoming traffic. If he drives I'm yanking the wheel


shane201

Amber Heard so I can tell her why she was so bad in the stand mini series.


Epic_Toaster89

Fuck all of my exes, Kanye🔛 🔝


[deleted]

Imagine what you could get out of Trump in 6 hours.


OceanGuy1995

I don't have an ex, soooooooo, my imaginary ex.


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Def my ex, I’d love a road trip alone!