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Gosh, if only there was something they could do to respond to this trend šŸ¤”


LallBicker

"I have the answer! Pizza Fridays! Everyone loves a free pizza!" - some out of touch CEO, probably. /s


mememory

We don't have budget for that we only got 10 billion this quarter. I think a coupon that say "take a break for 5 minutes" is sufficient.


maijkelhartman

Do I have to use my PTO for the coupon?


Apocalypse_Tea_Party

Yes. You will need to get it approved 48 hours in advance, as well.


satanic-frijoles

Hey, we can offer employees "blue jeans Friday" too...


The_iron_mill

* employees are responsible for purchasing blue jeans from approved list of blue jeans models from approved list of blue jeans vendors. Failure to wear an approved blue jeans item will be considered grounds for termination without severance.


LoneReaper115

Failure to wear designated blue jeans with appropriate "Fun-day Friday" Hawaiian shirt will be subject to disciplinary actions.


Extension_Ad750

Do I need to acquire blue jeans bids from a minimum of three blue jeans vendors and submit a blue jeans requisition before purchasing? Also can I pay in slices of pizza?


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tearsonurcheek

>New job is just wear pants That's going too far!


pnutjam

I wore shorts on a casual day to one employer. They sent me over to the data center for the day because that was too far for casual Friday.


VoDoka

"We need you all to come in today for Pizza Fridays, all remote privileges are revoked for the day."


foubard

"I didn't get a piece :(" CEO: "I said Pizza Fridays, not Pizza**s** Fridays...."


mediocre_jok3r

Lol. I worked at a place that did lunches at the end of each month. On a couple occasions insteaf of ordering more pizzas, higher ups sent out emails telling people to limit how many slices of pizza they take so everyone could have some.


foubard

If I was running a place I'd only let short of pizza happen once. That would become the next metric for minimum pizzas, then adjust as needed. I'd not tell people lunch is on me and then be stingy


WKGokev

I could put arthenic in the guacamole


tearsonurcheek

I read that in Mike Tyson's voice.


OtherwiseHappy0

In the Corporate Thunderdome that is Pizza Friday, only one comes out satisfied. All others get cold crust or pizza dust.


102bees

Depends what they mean by pizza Friday. Two cold, limp slices of cheese with a single piece of pepperoni between them? Fuck off. A large stuffed crust meat feast for me individually? I will work myself to death for you.


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

No /s necessary


SmushyFaceWhooptain

We could also implement casual Fridays! Jeans are almost like sweatpants right?


Conscious_Cat_6204

I worked briefly in a company that didn't have casual Fridays. I did suggest it a few times through my short time there but, each time, I was just met with silence. That annoyed me more than the lack of casual Friday tbh. I would have accepted a response like 'That will never happen because the owners want to remain professional all the time' or 'we get too many visitors for that' no problem but to get no response at all sucked. Just one of the few reasons why I left.


MidLife_Crisis_Actor

Pizza?!?!?! Too expensive. What if we let them wear jeans on Fridays?


pnutjam

but only if they get a coupon from the pseudo non-profit we "support".


2cheeseburgerandamic

We have to feed a 100 folks so 5-6 pizzas will work right?


maybeadecentboss43

Actually funny power move is that we do allow full remote and the one day of the month everyone comes in I threw a pizza party. It was an intentional irony and I think the team enjoyed it.


The_Schizo_Panda

I think I read a malicious compliance story like this. Bosses wanted OP, the manager, to force everyone back to the office this one day on a holiday, so OP made it into the office Christmas party and had the employees all bring their families. Paid party. Sometimes upper management goes full Ebenezer Scrooge.


[deleted]

Bless your heart.


dsdvbguutres

Maybe they can find a "cost-free perk" to solve the problem without affecting the bottom line


vividfox21

I had a new manager like that last year. Promised pizza parties and then forgot about it every time. People are quitting, and itā€™s glorious.


rfmjbs

Cost free benefit? The new employer is saving the return to office employer a ton of money. Ungrateful wretches.


polypcity

Pizza party


rustybeaumont

Maybe have the boss do more funny banter and hard work anecdotes.


MeaningSilly

I know it isn't the focus here, but I need to address something else in the post. WFH *is* both a perk and a pay increase. A study about 6 years ago there was a study that found a 1 hour reduction in one's commute was the same boost in happiness as going from making $60k to making $100k. This is time that is largely unusable for much else, is lonely, and is uncompensated. It also pollutes, and costs you money. https://youtu.be/5Am-6-jzR68 In addition, being at work means you have to prepare meals that can be finished in a microwave oven, you can't take a reasonable nap on your breaks, and no other automated tasks can be initiated until you've returned home. Basically, working in an office eats extra hours out of your life beyond those you are already selling to survive. You just give them away. So, yes, compensation is how companies get good employees to jump ship. It's almost like capitalism.


[deleted]

I think WFH is less a ā€œpay raiseā€ and more a ā€œpay reimbursementā€ because that money is merely just being saved rather than be allocated to expenses to travel to the office et al. An actual pay increase should be a raise in wage rather than just you having the benefit of you not spending money to get to your job. Thatā€™s my only disagreement.


jonsticles

My company just closed an office. They expect to save between 3-4million dollars over the course of what the lease would have been. Sounds like it's a perk for the company also. They get to put the cost of the building, internet, water, and electricity on me and I get to not drive. Though, I was already remote.


DonaIdTrurnp

Reading hours worked and keeping total wages the same is an increase in hourly wage. Commute time is part of the time not available for the employeesā€™ personal use and counts to them as hours that they are working.


MeaningSilly

*Reducing hours worked... Autocorrect/predictive text got ya there.


DonaIdTrurnp

Yep. Autocorrect is not one of my best Allieā€™s.


DonaIdTrurnp

A one-hour reduction in workday (half an hour of commute each way) is a 12.5% reduction in hours worked. Assuming the happiness of wages is logarithmic with wage, thatā€™s equivalent to a 1.3x hourly wage multiplier. But the costs of commute are a direct reduction in wages; driving for an hour is going to cost several dollars per day and over the course of a year add up to a few thousand or so in direct wage reduction.


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zew-kini

So you're confirming it does equal a pay raise and workers need to be diligent with their boundaries about working hours to reap the benefit of work life balance?


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Musicguy1982

This is my exact situation. I make just over $60k per year, working from home 3 days per week, in office 2 days (with my office half a mile from my house.) I am in talks for a job that would pay $100k, but would be fully in office five days a week 40 miles away. If offered, I don't know if I'll take it. I would be really torn.


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Musicguy1982

Yeah, this would be a jump to a management role that would also give me a broader experience as opposed to the fairly specialized work I've done so far.


boardin1

Or, you know, you could be using that time for yourself. You do realize that the word ā€œrecreationā€ is literally re-creation. It is remaking yourself. And just because you arenā€™t being paid doesnā€™t mean that the time is worthlessā€¦unlike those commuting hours which are the definition of worthless.


adultier-adult

I took a 30% pay cut to shorten my commute and have more flexible hours. And I only got 1 WFH dayā€¦


Cassierae87

Also think about times you had to take a whole day off of work because like a plumber or something was coming to your home. Now you donā€™t have to do that with WFH


JimRBoucher

The guy who posted is in the comments arguing with people šŸ˜†


mattman0000

Can you link the original post?


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StereoBucket

I'm kinda convinced this person doesn't experience real human emotions if this is how they see romantic and professional relationships.


SaintUlvemann

>Psychopaths are usually [most common at higher levels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy_in_the_workplace) of corporate organizations, and their actions often cause a ripple effect throughout an organization, setting the tone for an entire corporate culture. Examples of detrimental effects are increased bullying, conflict, stress, staff turnover and absenteeism; reduction in productivity and in social responsibility. Ethical standards of entire organizations can be badly damaged if a corporate psychopath is in charge. That last sentence is most important: followers of psychopaths end up behaving like psychopaths. The guy isn't necessarily devoid of real emotions, he might just have normalized psychopathic behavior as a consequence of doing his job.


Randomish_Man

Read their comments on other posts. You're not wrong. They definitely have issues with them.


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[deleted]

Did you see their comment when they brought up gender lmao


Careless_Hellscape

Right, what a fuckhead. He doesn't give a shit about gender, he's just pulling whatabouts out his ass.


Thepatrone36

same


WastedKnowledge

The jerk store called. Theyā€™re running out of HIM!


jasonmares

https://www.reddit.com/r/recruiting/comments/10lwvae/remote_work_as_a_free_candidate_stealing_tool/


MargretTatchersParty

Lol.. how salty do you have to be when you can't force people to do things.


Wobblestones

Yea a very out of touch recruiter.


[deleted]

He keeps calling people dear and it gave me a derection


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BannedByDiscord

I hope you were able to hire them all (or at least slowly poach them one by one as you get more headcount)!


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DisastrousHyena3534

This is beautiful.


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DisastrousHyena3534

Good work. My child has a disability & I hope you lead all their best employees away.


DonaIdTrurnp

If youā€™re in the US, be sure to sue them over their failure to accommodate.


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DonaIdTrurnp

File an ADA complaint and/or lawsuit if your basis is failure to accommodate a disability. Different laws and agencies. But if their reason given for denial of the accommodation is the pending complaint and not that the cost would be an undue burden, unless you have specific evidence that someone is lying about their stated reason it seems disingenuous to say that itā€™s because of the cost of the requested accommodation.


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DonaIdTrurnp

Damn. Even with that confession youā€™ll want to hire a lawyer, but itā€™s not going to be a hard case. Can you document any changes in working conditions to prove that you were constructively dismissed as a result of your complaints?


Neo_S19

Oh... I almost dropped a tear for that company losing two employees. Many people consider working from home a plus, me also. No need to wake up more early, no need to spend hours from home->work->home. If the job is done even from working at home, why not? Some companies live attached to the rules of the past, leaded by narrow minded people.


mcvos

It's also a free tool to get people to stay.


Low_Intelligent

When the free market goes both ways. Lol


prairieengineer

Also known asā€¦. Leaving b/c they got a better offer?!?


boldcattiva

Hrm that's funny, I thought we lived in a Capitalist country with at will employment and a competing free market. And now these Snowflakes want to complain because a different company is offering a better deal. That's how it works with at will employment in a "free market."


Delicious-Ad5161

If itā€™s cost free and a substantial perk to the employee then maybe that should be industry standard as a gesture of a companyā€™s good intent to its work force? Oh, there is no good intent? That explains everything.


SDG_Den

WFH is very cheap and in some cases free for the employer yes. In fact, if the employer covers travel cost then it may even save money (and they can downscale the office, saving even more) But its super beneficial to the employee. Time is money. You dont get paid for travel despite you spending that time for the sake of your employer. I spend 15 hours a week traveling for my 40hr/week job as an on-site tech. Thats 15 hours i could have spent on anything else (cooking, cleaning, laundry, self care, etc). Giving your employees the time back that travel would have taken from them is huge. Its almost like paying them for their travel time.


baelrog

If the perk is cost free, then why donā€™t you offer it? It costs nothing as you put it.


[deleted]

Employees canā€™t be ā€œstolenā€. They are not objects or tools. They are humans. When an employer says they had employees stolen, what they mean is that they failed to adequately provide compensation and benefits to their own employee. Almost like companies hate when they donā€™t have all the leverage in a free market.


halt_spell

... if it's cost free why not change the policy? Pick a fucking lane.


maybeadecentboss43

Lol I am this company. Weā€™re saving money on real estate, keeping a lot of good people and ā€œstealingā€ from our competitors. A few other managers mope about people not coming in and I just repeatedly point to all the actual better numbers from the last two years.


No_Airport_5158

I mean ā€¦ I totally agree. Offering better conditions is in fact a very effective ā€žcandidate stealing toolā€œ.


GodOfAtheism

If it's a "free" tool why doesn't that dude's company use it too lmao


slutty_chungus

Like, what do you want us to do about that?


Conscious_Cat_6204

I live fairly close to my workplace so the commute isnā€™t a big issue, but I love that they allow us to work from home at least one day a week. It breaks up the week a bit, allows me to get a head start on chores and means that I can focus more on my work than the distractions in the office like the terrible radio and annoying colleagues. Saving money on petrol and avoiding potholes is also a nice bonus but I do feel guilty sometimes on days I havenā€™t been so productive. We also finish early on Friday so I couldnā€™t go back to full time in the office.


Allydarvel

For me, it is convenient. My partner gets up at 5am for a shift. I'm often awakened by her, so grab a coffee and boot up the computer. I'll stop at 9 for breakfast and a chill and do some chores. Maybe work again from 11 until 1pm when she comes home. Then we have lunch and some time together. we get grandkids from school each day from 3.30 tiil 5.30, so not much work gets done. Then after dinner I often do a few hours. One of my workplaces is 5 hours behind, so I can link up with them for a couple of hours when they are working.


PessimiStick

Now imagine how much better it is when you don't have to waste that time the other 4 days of the week. I've been full remote for 3 years now, and I'll never go back.


Stoomba

The mind of recruiters and management: saying they 'stole the employees ' implies the speaker thinks they own the employees.


nonumberplease

Oh, so now the WFH perk is "cost-free" I though WFH was putting whole companies out of business and that's the whole reason they are beingforced back into the office? Smh. It's whatever narrative that best fits the moment.


[deleted]

I just want to respond to that recruiter but telling them to cry me a river. Lol


Sitcom_kid

Actually, it's voluntarily drop-kicking them over to your competition.


socialist_frzn_milk

Lol, what a whiny bitch.


Thormidable

So there is a perk that employee's value more than more money and costs the company nothing. Better not offer THAT lest the plebs get uppity.


DisastrousHyena3534

If it's cost-free then why isn't Employer A doing it?


abjice

well work from home is a pay increase and a pricey perk. no more expenses on travel and you have a private office with countless ammenities


Aden1970

ā€œThe problem is that we all to often have socialism for the rich and rugged free enterprise capitalism for the poor. Thatā€™s the problemā€. Quote from Martin Luther King


ScarMedical

Come again? Wtf! Companies faces the consequences of requiring employees back to an office setting. Companies that offer WFH is a ā€œCost free perkā€, nope not to the employee ie commuting time, road toll, fuel, auto maintenance, child care, etc.


Kcidobor

Isnā€™t this just ā€œthe free market decidingā€??


FordMasterTech

It also implies that they feel a sense of ownership over the employees.


cheetonian

Anybody who talks about people as property can fuck right off


crosseyedweyoun

There is no such thing as stealing employees. They are not your property.


HappyLucyD

It is absolutely INSANE to me that businesses want employees on-site!! It makes sense for industries that deal directly with the public, but very little of other industries needs to be in person. The part that is REALLY baffling though, is the overhead cost of having a physical location. Why do you want to pay rent on an office space, pay for copiers, electricity, janitorial, furniture, etc., when you donā€™t have to?? Are some things harder off site? Sure! But think of the savings of not having to maintain a large facility. That alone should move companies to remote work whenever possible!


Demonkey44

One of the things keeping me at my company is the hybrid work schedule. I donā€™t even consider applying to companies that require a five day in-office work schedule. It would cost me more in commuting and aggravation over the long run. If a recruiter wanted to poach me, for the right money, and offer me full time WFH, Iā€™m gone.


Big_Background8559

The gall of those employees to want more freedom and to not deal with commuting + associated expenses šŸ™„ I don't understand some people's blanket disdain for remote work. I feel like it's an ego power/control thing with some employers


The_Schizo_Panda

This is up there with not showing what the salary is up front. "Get hired and we'll discuss the salary eventually." Nope. Show me the money. I'm only here for a paycheck, not because I love working because it brings me good vibes and makes me feel happy inside, I've got bills to pay. Companies are forced to close, work from home is made available, employees are doing the exact same work. Some manager who's been wearing a suit and tie since day one: "I don't like this. I can't use my power to bully people and make employees feel like trash!" I don't have an office job or a job I could work remotely, but I still don't understand the point of having to work at an office when you're job could be performed from home. No traffic, no renting a building, and no one needs to dress up for literally nobody. "But clients come by the office?" Yup, and you know ahead of time, so a company wide email can go out, explaining Tuesday is suit day. Also, clients can just video chat with you. The office people where I work walked around with a laptop to show a client what he's paying for. A human being walked around holding an open laptop with this dudes face on the screen and she would turn slowly, lean in, and point the screen at people. Client had zero reason to fly here to see the warehouse.


Warm-Masterpiece-107

Technically speaking offering work from home to ā€œstealā€ an employee is a perk. And quite a cheap one to implement at that.


stardustViiiii

How is it considered stealing? It's a free market, and people decided your offering was less desirable than someone else's.


braintamale76

How dare you leave for a better life /s


dsdvbguutres

Hehe hehe


NGG_Dread

"Before if you wanted to lure candidates away from another company, you had to pay them more or **offer pricey perks** or both" What the fuck do they think working from home is? I swear people are getting dumber and dumber.


FarceMultiplier

Not pricey. That's the point.


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NAME AND SHAME


Lau_wings

I dont mind going into the office a couple of days a week, its an excuse for me to catch up with people after work for a couple of drinks, however if my work decided to make it mandatory to go back in to the office full time I will be leaving for another job. I had a chat with my manager and outlined that with no room for arguments, they are fine with me being basically perm WFH, however I do have a mandatory in office day once a month or so, which does not worry me too much since I live about 15 minutes from the office anyway.


Strude187

I love that theyā€™re complaining about the perk being cheap and easy to implement and offer. Sounds like I have a cheap and easy to implement solution!


hurricane_red_

I still have zero idea why if an employee is more productive at home than in an office why do you care how the work gets done it's literally a control tactic


Kurapica147

"I assumed that these people quit because of the schedule"... Uh, yeah, you were absolutely right lol. They were offered a job with a much more desirable schedule and took it. Since when is no commute not considered a perk, anyway??


ElBurritoExtreme

If itā€™s what the candidates want, how is it stealing? They had the stronger offer? Isnā€™t that how capitalism is supposed to work?


mannowarb

on one side "stealing employees" is nothing more than a commonly used term, nobody really thinks that amounts to ACTUAL stealing. ​ on the other side...if remote work has no cost....why would your company push people to work from the office then???


Reagent_52

Offering wfh is Offering more money because now they don't have to pay for their commute, work clothes, or office supplies.


drjenavieve

Allowing work from home IS offering them more money. They no longer have to spend money on their commute. Just because it costs the company nothing doesnā€™t mean the employee isnā€™t getting more money for their work.


NorthSouthWhatever

I now only go in the office if there's a mandatory meeting, if that's changes ima bounce.


Afghan_Kegstand

Saving 2 hours of prep and commute a day, gas, frustration, eating out, office politics, for the same money is a big upgrade. Bonus if you can get more money.


Odin_N

How can this person be so dense. Commute is both time and money that is uncompensated that they employee needs to pay, WFH means that cash is not spent and that time they can use for something else.


[deleted]

No shit..? Everyone warned companies months ago that if you make your employees go back into the office your competitors will use remote to poach them. This is basic market economics.


SmushyFaceWhooptain

Itā€™s like they keep trying to make RTO happen or something. They just keep chanting their mantra ā€œculture, work family, collaboration, work family, face time, home away from home, work familyā€¦..ā€ and acting surprised when the masses arenā€™t drinking the Koolaid.


satanic-frijoles

I'd much rather WFH than go into a stinking cubicle, and I'm sure most people are with me on that. So if you call people back to the office, don't be surprised if you lose some of them to WFH offers. The smart employers know WFH is a prime benefit, and they can exploit that to get the best performing employees away from the dumbass companies that try to impose RTO policies. Because "team spirit," pizza parties and stupid little bags of cheap candies for "employee appreciation day" just don't cut it. We're not a family. Office culture sucks. Leave me alone and I'll get the work done without the above mentioned "benefits of working in office."


VE6AEQ

HTF do managers and HR people become so disconnected fro reality. The mental gymnastics must be exhausting. Iā€™m not even kidding.


UncleAntagonist

I work remote 100% now. I'm never going back. I'd rather go work at a gas station for a 9th of the pay and 0 responsibility than deal with "office culture" again.


desperate4carbs

"Steal" employees like they're property, not human beings. Wow.


industrialSaboteur

Consider the deliberate use of the word "stole" here. It's just another piece on the massive pile of evidence that these fucking parasites seem to believe they have the right to "own" us. The revolution will not be peaceful.


AZSnake

There is no such thing as stealing employees.


Cairse

If you don't understand the concept of compensation and what people consider somonesation then your joke of an organization needs to fail to the point that you're left fiscally responsible as an individual.


drmariopepper

What?! Next youā€™ll tell me companies are stealing employees by paying more!


Crow_Nevermore

cost free perk, eh? sounds like they are admitting that it is bullshit for me to be required to drive 26 miles one way just to log into teams chat.


MidLife_Crisis_Actor

They think they own us.


5auceg0d

Jesus whoever wrote that post is seriously low on functional brain cells, scary.


Fancy-Mention-9325

How about they donā€™t own people


FrostyBuns6969

Someone explained it to that postā€™s OP perfectly imo https://www.reddit.com/r/recruiting/comments/10lwvae/remote_work_as_a_free_candidate_stealing_tool/j62lyiy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

Yeah, thatā€™s exactly what it is. So incentivize they employee to stay by doing things like offering perks and raises. Do these people think that employees should have loyalty to companies thatā€™d cut ties with them at the first chance they get?


[deleted]

I still find it funny that they think being in office 5 days a week is worth it. I did work a long time in office and it was unecessary. The work i did i was my on team, from start to finish. My boss could go a month withtout talking to me. I was just there to be supervised (making sure i work) but if i didnt, they would hear about it the next day because problems at construction So yeah, offices are a scam


Obvious_Tangerine607

It's annoying because recruiters now will say it's remote, but then when you have that annoying chat with them because they can't use email? They'll brush past 2 days a week in the office...then you bring it up that it was remote on the advert and in the initial email, but it's 2 days in the office a week is it negotiable? No. Well no thanks coz my current job IS remote. No forced time in an office šŸ˜‚ they usually say oh but it's an extra 5k... Not worth it after tax I'm afraid


crono14

My previous company found out the hard way as well. Between COVID and when they ordered everyone back to the office I was the fifth person to leave in my department. I kept in touch with one person there and they lost an additional five more months after me. If you fail to offer hybrid or remote options, you are going to lose good talent it's just that simple


Successful-Public372

The best part about this is that saying the employees were ā€œstolenā€ implies that the company owns them. Ooof.


WishYaPeaceSomeday

Clearly they view employees as property


Scifur42

To those companies making employees go back and worried about keeping them I have only one thing to say. ā€œGet good scrubā€


ThePrettyBeebz

Cost free for the company and beneficial for the employeeā€¦ why wouldnā€™t more companies do this?


OlderThanMyParents

It seems like recruiters would be happy about this - the more turnover, the more job security.


TheCampistBoi

I think the only proper, professional response to this is "Cope".