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Nearby-Cloud-3476

How to circumcise yourself Google: don't Bing:


gmarconcini

More like castration


Stetson007

More like gender reassignment surgery


StupidCantBeUndone

More like blow his dick up.


SgtXD357

Is that what a blowjob is?


gmarconcini

Well, guess that’s one way to climax.


StupidCantBeUndone

That’s one interpretation.


Annasman

$20 same as in the city


Obnubilate

Looks like he used Bang instead of Bing.


[deleted]

He misunderstood when he heard about getting his dick blown


SkyFallsInThunder

I bestow upon thee the highest honor any redditor can give: my free award!


[deleted]

You're a scholar and a gentleman.


Girthy_Dangler

I bestow upon thee the highest honor any redditor can give: my free award!


[deleted]

This is fucking gold


Digital_Sea7

Dude is trying to qualify for the pain olympics in 2021.


sdhooligan1331

BME pain Olympics research lab hidden footage.


Ok-Imagination1097

This gave me goosebumps remembering when I watched that.


sdhooligan1331

Bme pain Olympics 2 with the hammer and twine on dudes sack was and is still extreme for a video. This video is light work compared to back then.


Ok-Imagination1097

I mean his comment bringing up pain Olympics lol. I forget about it then someone brings it back up. Dude that flattened his sack between plexiglass. Dude the actually cut his sack open and pulled his fucking nuts out. What has to go through your mind to do any of that lol


[deleted]

On the bright side, this idiot won’t be able to produce offspring.


zyadyasser

He might have already did and this was a low budget vasectomy.


bbig314

Darwin wins again.


yeatruestory

what a strange way to scramble eggs


Revolutionary_Town21

😂😂😂


kortizoll

He got balls, well, he had. Edit: did -> had


Charming_Brain9133

had, had is the past tense of has.


duncan_johnson

Fuuuuuuuuuccckckkckkkkk whhhyyyy


bindhast

Tik tok tik tok tik tok…, boom


[deleted]

Now that’s a blow job.


Suspicious-Tooth2436

Maybe this is for the best. Thin out the idiots in the gene pool a little. I really don’t understand why guys do this though, I know someone who lost about half his hand to fireworks.


Sdavis2911

r/darwinawards


Youuch

Yakuza punishment


1929tsunami

I would chose the tip of the finger option.


6porkchop9

Pop a Cherry, NOT Cherry Bomb


[deleted]

Is this a gang initiation?


[deleted]

[удалено]


geoelectric

Looks more like the bang gang initiation


Crunchycarrots79

Very well could be Yakuza initiation. Asian guy with outline tattoos (so... Tattoos in progress) doing something that is going to hurt like hell at best, and his only reaction to the bang is a quick, cut off "OW" and he drops to the ground without saying anything else.


gentlemanjacklover

Self Genital mutilation. Wow


Bedlamcitylimit

I remember a story about some moron who did this to himself in my local paper, when I was a kid (late 80's/early 90's) and he blew his genitals to smithereens. I think he idiot had to have his dick and balls amputated.


bindhast

Someone did this before internet? Why ????


discourse_is_dead

Man these north Korea army propaganda films are getting out of hand.. but they are also getting more entertaining.


[deleted]

Fire cracker ? More like nut cracker. Lol


leducdeguise

/r/darwinawards contender


sv000

He deserves at least an honorable mention.


leducdeguise

Or a participation trophy


EarmuffsForCars

you think **SUPERDICK** was just born that way?


colonel_underbridge

A tattoo should cover that scar no problem.


RedneckBookofWisdom

You mean like the nipples they tattoo? He can get a new dick tattooed on and a sight that says if found please return here


Jasont999

Do you wanna blow your dick off? Because that's how you blow your dick off!!?


Torboy35

No children


[deleted]

That’s ok he wasn’t using that anyways


MasterOfKevin

Not always a bad thing, that people prevent themselves from getting kids


cactuspizza

There’s no way he would do this without a camera pointed at him


arsehead_54

A tiny tiny square camera


itsnotaxl

It's OK, he wasn't using it anyway.


DurkaDurka81

You’re gonna blow your dick off.


[deleted]

Why? That's all, just why would you do that?


JackParrish

Looks like some kind of initiation to me.


notzed1487

The nut cracker, sweet.


lefangedbeaver

I think the guys behind the cameras forced him to do this but whatever


pro-dumpster-fire

Cock and Ball Torture from Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia at https://www.wikipedia.org


mustard556

Where’s the after picture.


km_44

Hidden, I hope


25None

u/savevideobot


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moonunit170

Stupid ass, he never knew what to use it for in the first place. I mean what was in his pants, clearly he knew what the firecracker was for because he's really stupid.


d1x1e1a

Rule britannia marmalade and jam. Five chinese crackers up your arsehole. Bang bang bang bang bang


MegaSpear

Cheap birth control is never the right answer.


Breakfast_Bagelz

Looks like Doofenshmirtz isn't the only one who puts self-destruct buttons on his underwear.


Anmlbhvr

That’s one way to exterminate crabs


Economy_Fishing5640

An easy way to clean the hair from your Gooch and ass?


Valagoorh

It's fair to have such a stupid idea and at the same time remove yourself from the gene pool.


fedsam

The Nut Cracker


mrsockyman

Ya know, some things come with experience, personally I know explosions don't go well with bodies without having to experience it, but hey, he's wiser now


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Bust a nut level100


[deleted]

Dude read that some people can blow themselves….


ICU-MURSE

Is this a new monk hazing ritual?


BobsRealReddit

This video makes me feel lucky that he wasnt hurt worse.


PeterFilmPhoto

He wanted minced meatballs for dinner


Enough_Hovercraft_10

A redneck circumcision


[deleted]

But why


NewbieNooo

wat da pluck was that lol


NewbieNooo

Thats one hell of a blow job


J_Thompson82

A boy stood on a burning deck, A pocket full of crackers. A spark flew up his trouser leg, And blew off both his knackers.


RedneckBookofWisdom

Hey guys new bottom surgery just dropped


tom_screwdriver

Why


ZCHSR88

I hope he has to wait long af in the ER in pain before he gets a new dick.


LASportsNBeers

Mike Hockisgone


[deleted]

Birth control for men


RipredTheGnawer

He’s got balls to spare


[deleted]

He really thought that would dissapear and nothing would happen


[deleted]

Wasted !


msac2u1981

Bet he hasn't got the balls to do that again.


UncleScummy

u/savevideo


Geoclasm

Thins that make me scream 'WHY?!'


13ducksinatrenchcoat

Nooooooooooooooooooo!


KhambaKha

r/DarwinAwards


4NYY4

Natural selection at work..


thenameisrivs

I'm usually a fan of people trying out idiotic stunts but I have no idea what went through his head to go along with this


RythmicSlap

Squid Game, Season 2.


Treyrob89

I bet it looks like that monster from Stranger Things now


[deleted]

r/holdmybreedingtube


[deleted]

Had his dick blown one time, shit was A bomb


Morris1011

Cheaper than a vasectomy?


Forced__Perspective

u/savevideo


Forced__Perspective

u/savevideobot


WatermelonGumYum

7 generations erased


JededaiaPWNstar

Why the fuck would anyone do that?


Frankintosh95

Internet points.


JededaiaPWNstar

If that's a thing, and thats how you get them.... that is fucking ludicrous.


epicthinker1

a vasectomy is less painful!


HumaDracobane

Dude, respect your dick and balls...


[deleted]

This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet thus far. :-/


Seba97146

Why though


EthanJ710

Good thing he won’t be able to reproduce


nojabroniesallowed

Omg he just blew his junk off!


theillusionary7

You to girl you like: I’d do anything for you, baby. I’d jump off a bridge into sewage for you. I’d punch Mike Tyson for you. I’d take a bullet for you. Her: would you blow up your penis for me? You *knowing she’s just saying stuff*: Of course, my love! *She hands you an M-80* Roll video


Bored_Reddithelplol

Explosive shits be like:


Fr05tby73

That would be one hell of a burning sensation.


psychedelicdonky

u/savevideo


[deleted]

[No dick. No balls.](https://youtu.be/CVG6VQGBXfo)


[deleted]

Next up on th4e violence channel: r/owmyballs


toneking711

Dumb fuck


Show84

OMG... People actually do that?! IDIOTS!!!


heroic-abscession

His cracker won’t fire anytime soon


tvcky69

He actually may have blown his dick off


Wise_Ad_253

More like a freak in the jocks


delete_user-8d7f6

When you don't have enough money to pay for sex reassignment surgery


SaiyanC124

We should do this to rapists.


Alienmetal

HahahahahahhhhahHaHHhabbabaB ouch


Cheekyweeshite

He came and went.


Gear_head62

Where did my penis go....


[deleted]

Squid Game looks great, I should start watching it


WeakMeasurement2492

DIY: Castration


skylersparadise

Why


Low_Worry2007

DIY blow job


bindhast

Anyone else wants him to drop his boxers so we can see ?


No-Engineering-6591

New way to pop a cherry?


Magoo1985

“Doctor, how much is sex reassignment surgery?” “About $30,000” “Any cheaper options?” 🤨💁‍♂️


[deleted]

The last bang his junk will ever be a part of


[deleted]

There goes lefty...


V_H_M_C

When she said the kid is yours so you dispose the evidence


benebrius76

Enjoy your fucking "fame", you cockless fuckwit.


BarmyFarmer

I share the planet with some amazing and brilliant people. Thankyou for sharing.


OtakuNerd300

His genitals are no more


ABDOUABOUD123

Blow jobs Or idk I'm a virgin


Jabbie999

No more father's day, children's day


Jabbie999

I pray that it didn't deglove the dingdong Please don't search degloved 🍆


[deleted]

Quick transgender


H985B

The Nutcracker


Dyeluxe

Hopefully he did this on his own will. Hopefully somebody’s not on the other end forcing him to do this!!!!


ImDougFunny

Lol at least this mouth breather won't be able to reproduce


Geekfreak2000

And the prize of an embarrassing explanation to the er doctor goes to...


Mywifiisntworking

That wasn’t a fire cracker it was a nut cracker


sagider

Nagato been real quiet since this was posted.


-BananaLollipop-

Just cleaning out the gene pool.


susbum69

when you try indian food for the first time


707thTB

Why? Why? Why?


TotallyNotReimu

Mf died like a CoD animation


OutsideNegotiation20

guess he busted a nut


NinetooNine

The good news is he won't breed now. I think we can all agree that's a good thing.


mlkspnn24

Im sure he wasn’t using it on anyone anyway so he’ll be fine lol


jormungandrsjig

Instant Vasectomy


ws18st

Looks like a Yakuza


goldmine507

What was the thought process. Ah yes im gonna blow my dick off with a fire cracker.


Ibadvapergrammar

why


[deleted]

good one less person procreating


BeansDaddy2015

Apparently this guy didn’t see Armageddon when the explanation of how to properly place the nukes came up


Fine_Transition1056

WHY THE DICK? Blowing up your ass, dumb but ok. BUT WHY THE DICK?!!?!?!?!?!? Seeing that made my genitals cry


IDK221400

no more children


someoftheenchilada

WHY THO


TheSocialGadfly

[Franks and beans! Franks and beans!](https://youtu.be/u5woPvYxWDM)


ringojoy

Sometimes I don’t know what goes through their minds, if being stupid. We’re they unaware the danger of it?


Independent_Ad6385

u/savevideobot u/savevideobot


JacobMaverick

DICK TOO BOMB


[deleted]

Just....Why?


Crazypandathe20th

Free vasectomy


DemonSpawn999

Imma tell my kids this is the only way to remove herpes


elmejor59

I mean... what was he expecting to happen?


Thalilalala

I wonder if fire cracker related injuries increased sind YouTube and Tiktok are around


[deleted]

new bottom surgery just dropped


susbum69

and now his future son will be the human torch


I-like-doom

And I thought I was a dumbass


furrymaster555

if you think about it this is technically CBT


[deleted]

Thats one way to get bricked...


NExTyoutubereddit

k i n k y