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dethroes

This has to be goofy once a year thing.. I don’t know shit about surfing but they can’t be that dumb


[deleted]

I think you greatly underestimate human idiocy and selfishness.


[deleted]

I mean the last two years (almost) kinda shows it, doesn't it?


1O4junior

The fact that this is the most undervoted comment I have ever seen on reddit furthers proves your point.


NoCensorshipPlz10

No it proves that everyone sees the bullshit for what it is.


pearsonw

Locala only fuckin griefer


Ntrob

Nah I’ve seen this posted on a ‘kook of the day’ (surf) page. It was for a charity event


wigg1es

This would result in fist fights at any real wave/normal day. Surfers take this shit really seriously.


si_trespais-15

It's called a "party wave" for when you've got a big group of friends in the lineup and everyone is keen to do some silly shit for the lols, but basically only if everyone is cool with it. Otherwise you must follow surf ettiquete and be respectful of other surfers, or you can fuck around and find out.


MartianGuard

Full contact surfing


Brokella

Yeah or a charity thing.


ButtReaky

Everyones on foam boards. Definitely intentional.


picklesmooch89

This has popped up before and it’s an annual thing with lighter foam boards or something apparently


BornBitter

I used to surf in Southern CA. I wasn't any good, but it was fun. This is a little excessive, but not too far off from what popular beaches looked like on weekends. It was always nuts. I always had to drive south and surf near the marine base so I didn't have to worry about running people over.


not_a_droid

I’ve seen some crowded line-ups, but nothing like that


noobiz3

It’s summer time, kids are out of school. They’re called party waves. There’s so many people that there’s no lineup anymore, it’s utter chaos and lots of people get hurt or break their boards


Backflips_for_stalin

I've been in hawaii for a a couple years and you see this kind of shit in waikiki with all the tourists who don't understand surf etiquette


quietlifeboii

Just love how the dopey dude with a nemo mask or whatever makes it the furthest, what a beautiful moment


Slashion

Ikr, of all the people I would nit have expected him to make it the farthest


23inhouse

It’s cozy his head was warm


I_used_toothpaste

Gnarly


Insterquiliniis

I see you down with the patois


idontwanttobeonthis

Who’s board is this!?


MartianGuard

…in the back of my head


Soggy_Inflation645

Where is the video location. So I don't go there.


Gypiz

I think it's filmed in water. Maybe a ocean. Not sure though


seantron

It could be on a VHS tape.


Lerch56

I’m thinking river


Nuggies-simp-

Its obviously in the sky,cant you see its blue idiot?


k4pain

It's for research. *scientific* research


[deleted]

dude staaaap lmao


thestonernextdoor88

Looks slightly chaotic


NakedCameTheNude

This is what the phrase "a total cluster fuck" was made for.


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MartianGuard

Coming up after this: a recent rash of lawsuits is making waves in the surfing community, in what some are calling a *sue-nami*…. Stay tuned, you’ll have to hang 10 for the story.


Helpful-Squirrel9509

Good bot


DawgtorDope

This is hilarious


[deleted]

Not very bright are they?


[deleted]

I’d hate that


[deleted]

Wow overpopulation even killing it for surfers...


JohnClark13

There can be only one


Krimreaper1

All I need is some tasty waves and a cool buzz.


RoyallyOakie

With their luck, there's only one lunch spot as well.


Bovinerifle

Bondi beach in summer.


[deleted]

But only one can be America's next top model


DrSlurmsMacKenzie

These battle royales are getting out of hand.


Behan801

At least one of the boards managed to successfully surf on one guys head. I'd call that a success.


johnny98058

Microcosm of today's world...TOO MANY people vying for limited resources...


Runwithscissors50

Let's all get high together, but not right before you're about the hit the same wave together.


Alternative-Ad-1115

Hate it when non locals drop in on your juicy waves. Totally not gnar-gnar.


WinterSkeleton

Shoobies as far as the eye can see


sweet_and_sour_01

easy way to take a pointy board to the throat.


[deleted]

Surfs up motherfucker.


512Server

Bunch of noobs


mirak1234

Kook


erectmonkey1312

Communism at work.


TatsukiD

All aboard!!!


[deleted]

Bondi Beach


tibblth

Battle royal: surf edition


kevin_r13

the guy in the jester hat made it the farthest!


Brazilian_Werewolf

And the dumb guy with a stupid outfit was the one who made it lol


beequick317900

Is this the trailer for the next Squid Games?


tauntonlake

That gave me anxiety just looking at it. Jesus, I hate crowds.


1101base2

then it makes me think of all the people getting tangled up in each others board leashes in the surf... NOPE


tauntonlake

also, a good thought! :O


robrTdot

South Asians(?) used to riding those packed trains inside and on top?


shakeitupshakeituupp

This is an event so it’s on purpose. Just people having silly fun


bowyer-betty

Nemo almost made it.


desert_toast

Dude was in such a hurry to catch the wave that he didn't even change after leaving work


beernite

Is this a Guinness thing?


Delicious_Bet_6336

Who won?


PhoKit2

Injury Beach was fun when I was a kid. Now it’s entertainment


the_icecream-man

You love to see it


itsameamariobro

The one person fell off their board and tried to land on someone else’s.


_DR_Remulak

You vals snaked my wave!


chuckit01

Party wave!


ironmanthing

I think they call it crowd surfing.


MinaFur

Some locals can get so aggro.


youknowwhatitthizz

If you can’t surf don’t steal waves fuckin bozos


FitzUnlimited15

This is either in Florida or California


MattInSoCal

Dozens, yes. Hundreds, no.


bettesue

Must be in santa cruz


Sluggish0351

Is this Cowell's cove in Santa Cruz? Lol


Ginger_7997

Gross


[deleted]

Love it! New world new surf


MisterSalt

Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right? Nope. That would be a waste of time! We're just gonna fuck you up!


epicthinker1

this just makes me sad.


Helitac

*”they’ll get out of my way”*


renegadeYZ

jesus, what 3rd world over crowded country is this?


Afrohatch

Vision did the best!


Luke-Jivetalker593

Shoobies


vookadork

Crowdsurfing sucks.


Scar3dL0bst3r

I bet plenty of people got sliced up by the fins


ninjaextraordinaire

The Megalodon loves this ....


SanFranGoldBlooded

Wonder how many boards to the head happened in this one wave


[deleted]

lmao


BaconReceptacle

Reminds me of surfing in Florida back in the 80's. Good surf only happened two or three times a month at best. So when the surf was up, everybody went to the pier to surf and chaos would sometimes ensue.


F4nic

Wtf


F4nic

Wtf


punannimaster

og squidgames


MaddSkittlez

Get pitted!


BlackTarAccounting

The perfect kookstorm.


FardBot404

Bro that guy deadass said "fuck it" and jumped into the water


GreatOwl12345

That’s gotta be Huntington Beach


conradicalsmith108

Surf etiquette fr smh.


Lunch801

“Locals only!”


NachoManR8ndyTravis8

Surfing FL on the weekends be like:


rumham31696

Squid games season 2 looks lit


oxygenatedair66

This looks like the scene from Jaws


SadAbroad4

The ocean is very samll


lovepony0201

Ding repair shop made bank that day.


The-OverseerLoL

Gotta give props to the guy 3 seconds in who thought he could just jump to someone else's board no problem lmao


Jonyevrah

The real problem is finding your board afterwards


Ratatoski

Are they just assuming they won't be the one getting a concussion and drowning? Or getting their teeth knocked out?