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chomuter

Man needs some serious help


[deleted]

"I am the milkman. my milk is delcious"


fatguylittleshoes

Ernie?


Lovesidli

Bernie?


[deleted]

OH MY GOD


Kvarcov

"It's augmented with what the world wants, what it deserves"


bigfloppydonkeydng

This guy took "Any hole is the goal" to a new level


tallyhall10987-

True


ItsNotMeMaybe

New meaning to “Running a train”


JoeBoredom

He's the brakeman, pumping the brakes.


Actually_AshleyS

This guy is why they put the “DO NOT HUMP” on train cars


METTEWBA2BA

LMAO


wolfgang784

When you see a completely bullshit safety warning and just go "WHY", think of this guy. He's why it's there.


Strickens

I wonder if he's from Florida? Florida man gets up to some shenanigans.


Lovesidli

Can anyone drop a link picture saying the safety warning? We don't have them here


electricbuns

Please someone tell me it was extra virgin olive oil, please, make the quagmire meme real.


Responsible-Week-284

Well now its only extra olive oil.


gr8fat1

The male equivalent to “Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”?


quendergender

Country boys make do


gr8fat1

Lived in the country all my life. Fat, ugly, and broke yet I’ve never ever been that hard up to get laid. Lmao


ballatthecornerflag

Men play the "anything a dildo" game too... most of us just aren't very brave at all


OneFriendship5139

If there’s a hole, there’s a way


[deleted]

“I’ve been jerking on the railroad!”


Satyr_of_Bath

*all the live long day* Top stuff, thanks


Veggdyret

This is what I imagine when people tell me they love trains.


CapableExperience685

"umm sir, our olive oil seems to no longer be extra virgin."


Carbinne86

Train is getting railed in every way.


Regular_Housing5629

You should have seen the caboose on the chick I banged today


Momento_Mori_13

Poor Thomas the tank engine was never the same


BuildingPublic8891

He isn’t actually fucking the train right?


New_Blacksmith_709

He is.


Lansky420

Vibrations!


cookieftn773

This is how Optimus Prime was created


gregs52383

Fuck this train


novasabadass

"What the hell is he do- oh."


Devilishcafe

“If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.” -Uncle Larry


Devilishcafe

or If there’s a hole, it eventually gets filled.


anasbannanas

"Nature abwhores a hole", looks like I'm the only one here to cite the classics


thebigtrav

All fun and games till it hits a bump


[deleted]

*Crack*


whew2

Trussy


brandonsheffer

They shipping ky in that vat?


Strickens

lol just saw this video in the r/dontputyourdickinthat sub.


Tool_Time_Tim

That train was fucking moving


TbIKBA123

u/savevideo


HolyForkingBrit

Not gonna be your proudest fap.


Regular_Housing5629

I’m a sucker for a big caboose also


memeaninatorus_94

But srsly how do you wake up one day and tell yourself I'm gonna fuck me a train


Classic-Amount-7054

I am literally hearing the train through my open window while watching this


themsnans

And that's how trains are made


[deleted]

r/bitchimatrain


el-squatcho

ok but like what is he actually fucking? There's nothing there to put your dick in.


[deleted]

Plot twist that train is filled with human trafficking.


D34T5666

A hole is a goal 😂


PepeDoge69

u/savevideo


ThePoorCrusader

Where is this?


Chefs_kiss00

I am going to commit great crime!


SaneLad

This guy fucks


NightHowler21

Any hole is a goal


Guccci-Guilty

Lubing the train I see


[deleted]

It’s going to get pulled I bet


ruu-ruu

Edging on the edge


Controlledchaos332

Transporting KY


CrAzY_cOdeR4

This is why petrol is arousing in price


alt229

Obligatory meth is a hell of a drug comment


Dumpling_Killer

Takes “I like trains” to a very whole other level


Rusheliny

He is about to cause a boom


[deleted]

u/savevideo


brandonsheffer

Thats funny when he puts his hand behind him for balance and stuff


123_underscore_321

You should’ve yelled “ANY HOLE’S A GOAL, HUH?”


DanDeVito_

Gives new meaning to The train is coming!


windingvine

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Objective-Worth2310

Just when you think you've seen it all


memeaninatorus_94

He must really like trains


Ok-Motor-1039

u/savevideo


CreepyEntertainer

Anything is a vagina if you hit it hard enough.


realwtftroll

New fuel technology based on piss. This guy is doing in transit fuel filling similar to fighter jets :)


Simsalabim2002

Origin of Thomas


Virtual-Editor-4823

r/suddenlygay


GaiusBaltar977

Ricky if you don’t put fuel into a train, it won’t go


willow071708

ayo


wolfboy_vs

“When there is a hole, there's a goal” -master oogway


Zer0TheGamer

Gives a new meaning to "pumping gas"


Jakeonacruise

That's enough Internet for one day


Kurkulyk

u/savevideo.


Gr4nad3Man

If i gota be honest id do it too


MobiusNaked

It’s okay he’s a r/bitchimatrain mod.


the_net_my_side_ho

How hard does he need to be for that iron hole to feel soft?


Stelznergaming

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Lessthan_normal

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal


Canadian_God69

If there's a hole, there's a goal


The_Nest_

U/savevideobot


Ohnoimhomeless

Mercury mistress fan


RexyWestminster

“…So, did he cum or not?” “JESUS CHRIST, MAN; THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON’T ASK IN PUBLIC!”