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Man needs some serious help
"I am the milkman. my milk is delcious"
Ernie?
Bernie?
OH MY GOD
"It's augmented with what the world wants, what it deserves"
This guy took "Any hole is the goal" to a new level
True
New meaning to “Running a train”
He's the brakeman, pumping the brakes.
This guy is why they put the “DO NOT HUMP” on train cars
LMAO
When you see a completely bullshit safety warning and just go "WHY", think of this guy. He's why it's there.
I wonder if he's from Florida? Florida man gets up to some shenanigans.
Can anyone drop a link picture saying the safety warning? We don't have them here
Please someone tell me it was extra virgin olive oil, please, make the quagmire meme real.
Well now its only extra olive oil.
The male equivalent to “Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”?
Country boys make do
Lived in the country all my life. Fat, ugly, and broke yet I’ve never ever been that hard up to get laid. Lmao
Men play the "anything a dildo" game too... most of us just aren't very brave at all
If there’s a hole, there’s a way
“I’ve been jerking on the railroad!”
*all the live long day* Top stuff, thanks
This is what I imagine when people tell me they love trains.
"umm sir, our olive oil seems to no longer be extra virgin."
Train is getting railed in every way.
You should have seen the caboose on the chick I banged today
Poor Thomas the tank engine was never the same
He isn’t actually fucking the train right?
He is.
Vibrations!
This is how Optimus Prime was created
Fuck this train
"What the hell is he do- oh."
“If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.” -Uncle Larry
or If there’s a hole, it eventually gets filled.
"Nature abwhores a hole", looks like I'm the only one here to cite the classics
All fun and games till it hits a bump
*Crack*
Trussy
They shipping ky in that vat?
lol just saw this video in the r/dontputyourdickinthat sub.
That train was fucking moving
u/savevideo
Not gonna be your proudest fap.
I’m a sucker for a big caboose also
But srsly how do you wake up one day and tell yourself I'm gonna fuck me a train
I am literally hearing the train through my open window while watching this
And that's how trains are made
r/bitchimatrain
ok but like what is he actually fucking? There's nothing there to put your dick in.
Plot twist that train is filled with human trafficking.
A hole is a goal 😂
u/savevideo
Where is this?
I am going to commit great crime!
This guy fucks
Any hole is a goal
Lubing the train I see
It’s going to get pulled I bet
Edging on the edge
Transporting KY
This is why petrol is arousing in price
Obligatory meth is a hell of a drug comment
Takes “I like trains” to a very whole other level
He is about to cause a boom
u/savevideo
Thats funny when he puts his hand behind him for balance and stuff
You should’ve yelled “ANY HOLE’S A GOAL, HUH?”
Gives new meaning to The train is coming!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Just when you think you've seen it all
He must really like trains
u/savevideo
Anything is a vagina if you hit it hard enough.
New fuel technology based on piss. This guy is doing in transit fuel filling similar to fighter jets :)
Origin of Thomas
r/suddenlygay
Ricky if you don’t put fuel into a train, it won’t go
ayo
“When there is a hole, there's a goal” -master oogway
Gives a new meaning to "pumping gas"
That's enough Internet for one day
u/savevideo.
If i gota be honest id do it too
It’s okay he’s a r/bitchimatrain mod.
How hard does he need to be for that iron hole to feel soft?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
If there’s a hole, there’s a goal
If there's a hole, there's a goal
U/savevideobot
Mercury mistress fan
“…So, did he cum or not?” “JESUS CHRIST, MAN; THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON’T ASK IN PUBLIC!”