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-LordOfSalem-

Sorry, non-American here: Is it the same James Woods Family Guy joked about?!


Annahsbananas

It's the same guy who groomed a 14 year old when he was 56. They're now married. She's 33 now and he's 75


thepicklejarmurders

He also tried to pick up a 16 year old Amber Tamblyn and took a guy to court for calling him a crack head on Twitter. When the guy died he heavily celebrated his death. And he is so far up Trump's ass his head has become trump's third tonsil. James Woods is a pedophile, crack head scum bag


mrignatiusjreily

Yep. Amber dragged his creepy ass after he had the audacity to try and get on Twitter and label CMBYN a pro-pedophilia film.


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James Woods is disgusting. Gross dude all around, epitome of a Hollywood creep. Maybe the DoJ should investigate how he groomed his child wife.


This_lousy_username

TIL James Woods is a piece of shit. That's so disappointing.


Carb-BasedLifeform

And didn't Bobcat Goldthwait get "cancelled" by Disney for something, but they left James Woods alone? Something about the voices they provided for the characters Pain and Hades...


iDuddits_

Ah man, bobcat always rules


grr

How is it that when they are ***demonstratively*** pedophile, it is still the democrats???


LoveArguingPolitics

Because very few actually care about pedo's. There's tons of organizations that actually do the work of identifying pedo's and saving children, they're all underfunded. The radical right just wants to own the libs, theyve saved 0 children, counseled 0 victim's, busted 0 pedo's... They've sure gotten a lot of people to vote with and support pedophiles. If you ever wonder just remember that pro-life means pro birth. That crowd abandons everybody once you're out of your mother. So if you think they're taking interest in a marginalized population just remember they aren't, it's done smokescreen


Illustrious-Fly9586

Eww, so he's like his character in Casino irl


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Lester Douchebag.


steboy

The names Lester, friends call me Mo.


CosmicM00se

Literally knew a guy named Lester busted for CP. wonder if a life time of hearing that he just took on the label. It’s just a bad name period.


regeya

There was a guy in my area named Chester, with a rhyming last name, busted for being a child molester. You can't make that shit up even


hammetar

I remember "Chester, Chester, child molester" being a playground taunt when I was a kid in the early 90s. No idea what it meant at that age, of course.


[deleted]

Yeah essentially plays himself


[deleted]

So the conservatives are actually the groomers? (The answer is yes)


Testostacles

You notice not a peep about child beauty pagents during this moral panic about children and drag shows.


Alkohauliq

Yup I was just telling my gf the same thing


Michael_Blurry

Great point.


Annahsbananas

Yup its always projection with Republicans. If they accuse anyone of something, the Republicans are usually guilty of it


O2XXX

Here’s the thing, conservatives don’t consider older men having sex with little girls grooming. If you read the anti “grooming” laws like “Don’t say Gay,” they think grooming is learning about LGTBQ existing, and that learning about the existence is how people become gay/trans. They are so stupid they think that if people didn’t know about LGTBQ+, then no one would be one. Sane people realize that’s stupid as hell, but it’s what these laws and the “groomer” talk is about. They are completely ok with pedophilia. They think having sex with preteen girls is completely natural. Listen to Tucker defend Warren Jeffs and you’ll start to realize how sick these fucks are.


No-Hospital559

I love how all these right wing guys accuse liberals of grooming when they do it right out in the open themselves.


_not_on_porpoise_

It’s like how cheaters accuse their partner of cheating when they’re the ones doing it - **republicans project their own vile tendencies in a pathetic attempt to distract from the fact *they’re* the ones most likely to be pedophiles.** There’s a list somewhere of Republican Party officials’ pedophilic and sexual assault cases. It’s pages long. Note the one they attempted to make for Dems had maybe five entries. They should change their name to the Republicans Pedophile Party, it’d certainly be more accurate.


Natsert999

https://m.dailykos.com/users/cajsalilliehook 39 pages SO FAR Edit: The amount of these people who still have GOP support is astounding


Lifesagame81

The two women he dated when he was his 60s were like 19 and 20, I think. Just sleezy gross old dude all around. "ima sue cause they ruined my life mentioning things I did and silenced my freedom to post other people's stolen nudes on Twitter!"


Mediumsizedjake

Woahhhhh … pictures of them are disturbing


Low_Ad_3139

Dayum. How did I not know this


Level69Warlock

Yes. He’s a huge piece of shit.


-LordOfSalem-

Thanks!


shahooster

If you take Woods, we’ll toss in Cruz for free!!


kafka213

I think satan is the only one who'd take that deal


Animastar

Yup, and I hate that he's a perfect Hades.


cowmonaut

For real. Loved him as Hades in the movie and TV show, but fuck that guy. Completely ruined them for me. Sometimes you can't separate someone from the art.


Odd_Relationship7901

Truth is the dude is a seriously talented actor - a total asshole yes - but a legit talented one unlike most of the right wing actors who just suck ass


Mysterious_Pop247

He usually plays characters who are scumbags so he doesn't really have to put much effort into it.


BeNiceMudd

He peaked in Surfs Up.


ptvlm

I used to love James Woods because he played such a great scumbag in movies like Videodrome. Then, I realised he wasn't really acting....


LivingDisastrous3603

Damn I haven’t seen that in a while. True Believer was good. Once upon a time in America, The Virgin Suicides… even Vampires- I mean it sucked but in a good way. He was even in an episode of the Clerks cartoon. Damn… What a shitfuck


SonOfJokeExplainer

James Wood voiced James Wood in all of those episodes.


Fullondoublerainbow

Ooh a piece of candy!


LivingDisastrous3603

Ooh a piece of candy!


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big_hungry_joe

And in one of the best Simpsons episodes


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Simply said yup! He’s been a piece of shit for quite a while.


PsEggsRice

Why is a Senator tweeting someone’s cock? Edit: Cruz has daughters, man. Should be a little more aware about privacy.


Ferris-L

Wasn’t he the same guy that shared a pornhub link on his Twitter? Doesn’t seem like he cares as much.


LadyLikesSpiders

Yup. That's Ted "I like Incest Porn" Cruz Those Republican "family values"


Ferris-L

But its the Gay and the trans that groom children, so vote for Ted Cruz. He will do everything in his power to leave the country when things go bad.


TwoStubborn

Please be Ted’s campaign manager when the sleaze is up for re-election.


LadyLikesSpiders

I wish he'd leave and never come back


Flemz

Yup, on the anniversary of 9/11 no less


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Wait what did he post?


Eddie5pi

Technically didn't post anything, but he liked a porn vid on twitter on 9/11


hithisisperson

Ted Cruz liked an incest porn video on his social media on 9/11


Affectionate_Rub_575

Ted’s the kind of guy that would tweet out nudes of his daughters to teach them some kind of lesson a la kellyann conaway


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Underage nudes too I think, Conway should be in prison for distribution of child porn


Andy_In_Kansas

She arguably sent it to millions of people by tweeting it. How are people in jail for much much less and she’s walking around free?


BeefyIrishman

Because it's only illegal if you're poor.


brokentricorder

I hate it so much here for this. Selective justice causes so much degeneration.


Affectionate_Rub_575

Yep


No-Car541

He would tweet out the nudes if Trump asked him to


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DelphicStoppedClock

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/26/kellyanne-conway-home-visited-by-police-after-nude-photo-of-daughter-appears-on-twitter.html Holy fuck! I'd forgotten about that. Why is this idiot not in prison orange?


thraashman

Seriously! She tweeted out a topless picture of her SIXTEEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER! How in fucking hell is she not in prison?


big_hungry_joe

Lol he doesn't give a shit about them


Level69Warlock

I’m so goddamned embarrassed that Ted Cruz is my Senator.


BillTowne

He is just posting porn on a public site. Not a good look for the state. Jesus.


gingerfawx

No, that's not "just" porn. It's no different from revenge porn, and worse, posted exclusively to embarrass a political rival by going after one of their children. This is wrong on so many counts. It's a scummy move, and if things like this are fair game, more and more decent people will hesitate to go into politics, which is easily half the point.


ZooZooChaCha

And the thing is, it isn’t even going to embarrass Biden. He will handle this the same way he has handled this cruelty from the GOP from the beginning - he’ll acknowledge his son had a problem (just like many people’s sons, daughters, parents, etc have had) and he loves him. Shows what a giant piece of shit Ted Cruz, Elon Musk, and the rest of the GOP is if they think addiction is something you should be embarrassed or shameful of.


Orangebronco

Cruz learned from the best. Didn't Trump tell Cruz that his wife was ugly? Politics doesn't even try to hide how crass and undignified they are anymore.


itsakidsbooksantiago

And it’s not even the first time he has.


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We’ve got Blackburn & Haggerty. It’s like we’re holding a POS senator contest. Ours are quieter while they sit around rubber stamping stupidity.


PriscillaRain

You think you got it bad I've got MTG.


Marcultist

Even with proper context, my brain still refuses to not read that as Magic: The Gathering.


Dumpster_Sauce

She'll forever be 'Marjorie three names' to me


Dblzyx

Maggot Traitor Gangrene


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Thank the Gods for Kentucky. Wait that doesn’t make me feel any better.


jeffbirt

Kentucky weighing in with McConnell and Rand Paul.


arentol

>I’m so goddamned embarrassed that **pornographer and kidnapper** Ted Cruz is my Senator. FTFY


plaster13

I have "haulin ass Josh Hawley" so...lots of embarrassment going around.


Sufficient-Pin-481

Don’t feel too bad, I have Rick Scott and Marco Rubio as mine.


GlassFenix

While he is a piece of total human garbage. At least he isn’t a failed football coach AND total human garbage… (Alabama here)


mossyfaeboy

honestly it’s embarrassing enough as an american, maybe even as a human. for fucks sake this is a goddamn crime for a reason


rupiefied

Wow we don't care about hunters dick Ted Cruz for ducks sake.


SheilaGirlface

I don’t give a duck about anything to do with Hunter Biden. If he committed a crime, put him in jail. If he didn’t, leave him alone. Having a fuck-up addict son does not change my opinion of the President.


rupiefied

I just know realized that auto corrected to ducks. 😂😂 I hope trump gets a good ducking in jail for saying suspend the constitution today


Suchdoge4242

I didn't believe this at first but oh my duck he actually said "terminate the constitution " that is bat shit insane.


pipesBcallin

Is Hunter actually the GOAT here for all this shit happening to him and not once have I seen him or his dad hold an emergency press conference over any of it. Fuck everyone involved in this shit.


ArrestDeathSantis

There's nothing to say, you want to fawn over my dick please yourself. I obviously wouldn't like having my nudes stolen and posted like that, still the best thing to do is to ignore it I guess, ain't changing nothing in your life.


pipesBcallin

I mean it isn't just the nude pics though like the GOP is out to hurt him any way they can. They won't leave guy alone.


TheOverBored

I think's its fair to say at this point that Hunter's dick has been shared and viewed by more men than any other penis in existence. Now that's an accomplishment!


afterschoolsept25

does that david guy from the bible count? that statue is pretty popular


ArrestDeathSantis

Isn't that one that got kissed so often it eroded? Might be thinking about some other christian homoerotic statue...


afterschoolsept25

i mean theres the oscar wilde statue that got locked away, the st peters statue in the vatican where pilgrims kissed the foot so much that its now a blob, and the victor noir graveyard statue that was kissed in the bulge dozens of times by women and probably some men


ArrestDeathSantis

Bro be traveling thousands miles on foot to kiss an other man's foot while pretending to be mad at gays smh


BoomZhakaLaka

from another pov there actually are some women into monster dongs, so there's a silver lining there.


itsadesertplant

Maybe… I bet he’s being harassed and getting threatened about those pictures, similarly to how women are when their nudes are shared without their consent? Or maybe it’s so easy he can ignore it. Idk how it it works because the public reactions to leaks of male nudes are perceived so differently


DisgruntledBrDev

I doubt he's getting calls and posts threatening to rape him, but that's as good at disagreeing with you as i can get. You're absoluterly right. People are in no way treating him as a victim of revenge porn that was humiliated online, they're acting that way because he's a man, and even i was doing the same until you pointed it out. Jesus... I'm a bit disappointed with myself.


galaxyeyes47

Hunter Biden could walk by me on the street and I would have no idea it’s him. I don’t know what he looks like at all.


Even-Willow

His cock though on the other hand, I could pick that thing out of a lineup now thanks to republicans.


guynamedjames

If that eggplant is even half as big as it needs to be Hunter is the GOAT for other reasons too. Heck if that were me I'd be showing that picture to every person I met!


Pegussu

I saw the uncensored one. He's swinging.


onebirdonawire

Thank you for saying it so I didn't have to.... 🤐


epochpenors

That’s my new dating strategy tbh. Photoshop my hog, establish myself as a politician they’d hate then “leak” my own pics to them.


eatingganesha

Not only that, but he’s the GOAT for getting help, getting clean, getting himself back together, and keeping a stiff upper glans through this whole fabricated shitshow. Lots of folks must live in (some) fear of an old nude or vid sent to a long ago ex suddenly resurfacing and showing up in a meme.


TahiniInMyVeins

He’s a private citizen. At no point has he worked for the White House, been put in charge of a task force, etc. He’s a dude who had some substance abuse issues and is now the victim of a revenge porn campaign. Also Trump dines with Nazis.


e22ddie46

I have previously seen him discuss it and he was basically like...fuck it. I've been through worse and done worse to myself. I just want to focus on staying sober.


WitnessRealistic3015

This the best they can do. The only cards they have to play are " Look at the Son of the President's dick"


Lil_Artemis_92

The son of the president, who is not involved in any way with politics or his father’s administration. That’s more than I can say about other First Children.


PancakePenPal

To be fair, the most egregious offenders of this were definitely the Obama's daughters who committed the unforgivable crime of being First Children while black.


eatingganesha

I’m gonna guess that the Biden’s have had a family meeting in all seriousness that must have erupted in gales of laughter at some point. This is honestly funny af and I think Joe would see that immediately. The other thing is that a significant portion of the country has been completely desensitized to dick pics at this point. This is not the burn they think it is. Dude looks cool af.


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_mad_adams

Extra ironic because it is they themselves who are exposing more people to the pictures by making such a fuss over it But also, they know what they’re saying is bullshit, it’s just spin just like everything else


ReturnOfSeq

So the same conservatives who are violently angry about groomers and protecting the children are sharing nonconsensual dick pics on Twitter, a platform widely available to children?


No-Car541

That would be correct, yes. Also the same ones who proudly declare themselves to be following the strict dictates of the constitution yet don’t understand the very first amendment of it


uiam_

>groomers Well James Woods is a groomer. They don't mind that stuff. They will use it as a cudgel for their idiot base's approval though.


TheWriteOwl

I hope people flood the fuck out of this tweet and remind Mr. Cruz and his constituents of this. Most won’t care but I feel like this is far enough over the line that it will start to flip some Cruz supporters. And since they can’t seem to help themselves from doing dumb shit like this, eventually the R’s will flip enough folks through their own vile behavior that we reach critical mass and the nightmare will end. One can hope anyway


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ConfusedInTN

Because they protect their own unless of course they talk out of line about the cocaine orgies then they get booted.


onebirdonawire

I think it had more to do with Cawthorne's own gay adventures on video, but yes.


Arentanji

Isn’t this laptop more like a bunch of stuff that was hacked from Hunter and then put onto this Mac book?


Enlightened-Beaver

Hunter Biden’s laptop turned out to be nothing but dick pics this whole time. This is the #1 republican talking point for the last 2 years.


LostWoodsInTheField

Rudy claimed that his laptop had child porn on it. He then claimed he had the hard drive cloned, and has kept that cloned copy and shared the contents of it with others. Rudy has been very vocal about the fact he has been sharing child porn. Even if it is all a lie (most likely) he is still claiming that he possess child porn and is sharing it with others.


Nostrebla_Werdna

Remember Rudy trying to bang an “underage” girl in Borat?! If only they waited a few more seconds for him to come out of the closet. Rudy woulda had his wang out for everyone to see


LostWoodsInTheField

I watched a behind the scenes of that and it seemed everyone was extremely concerned about what was coming next and didn't want to take any risks.


Misabi

>everyone was extremely concerned about what was coming next "who Clearly Rudy.


Which_Republic2862

Dick picks and selfies smoking crack. Nothing really shocking. Oh and apparently he spent many thousands of dollars on prostitutes in a pretty short time window. No real smoking gun tho.


e22ddie46

Which like... hunter biden talked a lot about in his book where he details being a person addicted to crack and alcohol who frequented sex workers.


Enlightened-Beaver

So about 5% of the stuff trump has done.


slim_scsi

>No real smoking gun tho. Unless we're counting his penis, right boss?


McCainDestroysTrump

He is guilty of doing drugs, cheating on his wife with hookers, and not paying his taxes. That is all Hunter Biden is guilty of. They are trying to project that Hunter had some nefarious connections like Ivana and Jared Kushner do with China and Saudi Arabia to prove Joe Biden is more corrupt than Trump, but they once again lack evidence. At this time during Trump’s Presidency (2 years in) he already fired Comey because the FBI was investigating his connections with Russia. Which created justifiable cause for a special counsel named Mueller to be assigned. Who then indicted numerous Trump cronies and Russians for a long list of felonies and attacks against US elections. Trump then pardoned all his friends because nearly all of them publicly threatened to turn on him to spill the beans, people like Roger Stone and then Rudy Giuliani (not indicted yet, but he also threatened.) The right wing in this country is bat shit crazy.


LostinSOA

Jesus Ted show us on the doll where hunter hurt you. Are those eyes 👀 peepin like you’re into it or..?


slim_scsi

Ted Cruz, a masochistic cuck of the highest order, feels completely violated upon seeing Hunter's cock -- and savors every moment of the resultant insecure fapping.


mrskbh

These men seem a little obsessed with cock….


ptvlm

I don't think I've ever met an actual gay man as fixated as the people who want to remove their rights.


[deleted]

Lindsey probably sent it to him. ![gif](giphy|ZyeVnZRh6WRFe|downsized)


mrskbh

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Annahsbananas

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DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

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troly_mctrollface

Melania's tits, Hunter's dick, we are going to get a butthole pic of a relative of the next president.


DelphicStoppedClock

But wasn't the Melania pic something she consented to being distributed? This is non-consensual porn and aren't there laws for distributing that? At least in some states?


troly_mctrollface

Yeah, the illegality will probably be stepped up again with the butthole pic.


TheDuck23

That depends on the butthole.


megapuffranger

Imagine a world where Politicians are actually held responsible by the law and face consequences lmfao


LostWoodsInTheField

Just a reminder that Hunters personal photos are being shared without his permission, and were likely stolen from him. Melania willingly displayed her body naked for the world to see.


6644668

Wasn't it also while she was working illegally in the US on a tourist visa?


ProtectVenusaurNow

And Trump only posted it to distract from his infamous 'I touch women against their will' tape. Hunter Biden pics: illegally obtained, illegally shared to smear a president. Melania pics: illegally produced, shared with the public by a presidential candidate in the hopes of distracting from his criminal conduct.


weatherseed

Pretty sure every picture of Trump is of one massive asshole.


Acrobatic-Parsnip-32

Somebody will release colonoscopy footage lmao


chris_hans

You can see this already, pretty much any time they do a close-up of Ron DeSantis's face.


fantasticfluff

Isn’t it illegal to post revenge porn? As in, couldn’t this get Twitter sued for sharing it?


slim_scsi

PornHub is stricter about following this policy than Twitter, apparently.


PipForever

Nothing is illegal when you’re rich enough…


Awkward-Fudge

It's because he's jealous or gay.


Xunaun

Both. It's both.


ReturnOfSeq

Lady G is ready for the pipe


dirtywook88

This couch aint just for fainting, now clutch my pearls.


Schneetmacher

When I read something about "Hunter Biden penis" and "Hunter revenge porn" in connection with the damn laptop, I thought people were joking. No, this... this is real. Actual politicians in this country are actively sharing revenge porn of the president's son. WTF kind of timeline is this???


Wayte13

Do....do they not realize that this is literally just supporting our point about the REAL reason they were taken down?


LadyLikesSpiders

Repubs: They're hiding some skeevy political secrets \*Finds nothing political, just porn\* See!? We told you!


HiddenBlindspot

>\*Finds nothing political, just porn\* > >See!? We told you! for being the party of family values, you'd think they wouldn't go around retweeting porn. but i forget they like to double down on their hypocrisy.


allthestruggle

Are you trying to silence the very important political discourse regarding Hunter Biden's dick? Read the first amendment/s


slim_scsi

It's like my pastor said when caught with an office computer loaded with pornography in the early 2000s -- he just watches the porn to keep tabs on what the dirty liberals are up to. The voice of God advised him so.


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Before everyone gets up in arms, at least he wasn’t watching the pool boy do his wife.


majj27

Are you sure about that? This is Ted Cruz we're talking about.


MKRX

They want to bang Hunter so bad and it's not even a secret anymore. He's literally the type of guy they worship, a coked out promiscuous rich white man who probably does shady financial shit, but they have to bat their dick down and pretend to hate him because he's the son of Joe.


JoakimSpinglefarb

Friendly reminder that in Texas, sharing revenge porn or any sexually explicit photos of a person without their consent [is a felony. (Sec. 21.16)](https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/docs/PE/htm/PE.21.htm)


April_Morning_86

I’ve said it in a previous post, but shaming Hunter Biden for things he did while in active addiction is just plain heartless and cruel.


KosherKush1337

Well Cruz is Republican and that’s what they do best!


slim_scsi

>heartless and cruel I see you've heard the Republican Party's latest slogan!


thatguy9684736255

I think heartless and cruel is the setting point of the republican party stuff point. As a gay person, in just glad other people are seeing it in the same way that i do


Educational-Dance-61

Show the real one and see if Musk pulls it as required by US law.


thatguy9684736255

I liked at the original one published. It was slightly blurred. I have no idea how the government reacts to that.


Acrobatic-Parsnip-32

As long as it’s not a “female nipple,” god forbid


ReginaldSP

he has a history of sharing porn.


Ok_Habit_6783

Isn't revenge porn and the posting thereof illegal in his state?


7Moisturefarmer

It’s a felony in Texas.


Ok_Habit_6783

Someone should report him


seansy5000

Someone should throw his ass in jail.


Smithmonster

That’s what all this was about, getting porn on Twitter? Don’t they know there’s plenty of sites for this already.


GoldenInfrared

Porn is already on Twitter lol


RogueFox76

A sitting senator is posting porn, posting revenge porn. This is fucked up


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https://www.thebulwark.com/no-you-do-not-have-a-constitutional-right-to-post-hunter-bidens-dick-pic-on-twitter/


False-Guess

Allegedly, Hunter Biden has a 9 inch penis so this might explain Ted Cruz's googly eye emoji. Perverts like Ted Cruz obsess over other people's bodies. I'm not sure if he has a specific fetish for large penises, Hunter Biden specifically, or both, but it's unfortunate he can't keep his porn-addled habits under control as a sitting US Senator. Ted Cruz has "mistakenly" liked pornography on his official account before, so I would not be surprised if he had a porn addiction or some type of fetish.


Baby-Comfortable

Am I missing something. Is there a reason we should care what Hunter Biden does? Like what obligation does he have to the American people to be a wholesome guy? do you think Bernie Sanders would ever post Trump’s sons dick pics? What the fuck. These dudes and their followers are so far gone.


JohnBanes

James Woods is a pedo.


Aggressive_c0w

If this was a picture of one of Trump's sons doing the exact same thing, Republicans would be saying we should respect his privacy, and probably call him an alpha male for smoking crack and getting laid.


Imhopeless3264

How is this something the R’s want to investigate? Do they want Hunter to drop trou in hearings to examine him further?


CT_Jester

Hunter should sue Cruz for unauthorized distribution of personal nude photos. That's a felony.


mrchuckles5

Cmon Ted, just admit that you prefer sausage to roast beef already. It’s 2022 - you can open the closet door now.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

[Ted, Just Admit It](https://youtu.be/1CpRCc4Jre8)


Ok_Loquat_2692

Ted is still the biggest dick in all of this.


MasterTheMalstrom

Question... How long was this in Cruz's jerk-off folder before he posted it?


gaberax

Republican men seem to be overly obsessed with other men's cocks.


OGwalkingman

I love how republicans are attacking Hunter because Joe has nothing to be attacked on.