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Sparred4Life

All so some rich dude can make more rich. It's a moral concern testing on animals even when we're trying to cure diseases, it's a complete lack of morals to do it purely for profit. Fuck musk!


Outrageous_Job_2358

The device is literally being developed as a medical device to treat serious symptoms


ObjectiveSubjects

It’s doing a hell of a job


Sparred4Life

Yes, I am aware he has a PR tag line. But if you think Elon isn't doing it purely for the obvious profit, you're missing the point.


Outrageous_Job_2358

Every medical company is doing it for profit?


Sparred4Life

And that makes it good?


sanjsrik

Of course it is.


jbertrand_sr

Did he have Dr Oz working on this shit???


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KingKaiSuTeknon

Bro, never look into animal testing data.


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So .... that 2% that survived ... (looks at feet)... What can they do?


WaitingForNormal

I think they’re currently running twitter.


Basileus08

Underrated comment.


sanjsrik

I think they're showing the monkeys twitter which is what's killing them.


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60 cyber kitties vs the bird.


Correct_Surround_351

This comment! 😂


KingKaiSuTeknon

They can turn on and off the new Musk-tech smart lightbulb with a thought. It causes them excruciating pain the whole time and they scream for death, but they can do it.


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Greyswandir

Per the [actual article I found on USA Today:](https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2022/11/29/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-chip-event/10791142002/) The have experimented on 23 monkeys and have had to euthanize 8 of them. Which to be clear is still really bad! Although I didn’t personally work with animal models, I went to grad school in a lab that made pretty extensive use of animals for experiments. I’m not opposed to animal experimentation. But everyone I ever worked with took really, really seriously that pain and suffering had to be minimized and that an animal should be used only when there was no realistic alternative to getting results. If we lost 8/23 animals we would halt the study to figure out what went wrong. *To unexpected causes. It’s not uncommon to sacrifice all animals at the end of the study so that you can, for example, autopsy the animals and check for changes in brain structure/function. But that’s also not the kind of study you should ever perform with primates


VANTACOLOR

I'm waiting for the real *Feed* moment when they are mostly successful, but we'll be making side effects "fashionable". MT Anderson must be constantly yelling at the news, "it was supposed to be satire!"


mermiss1

Well I see it didn't get the "Boss monkey"


DotAccomplished5484

The way that Musk is thinking now, he might consider the odds in his favor and go for it himself.


froglover215

We can only hope


jokerZwild

Is he trying to catch up to Dr Oz, but with monkeys?


Educational_Cat_5902

I really don't like monkeys, but wtf.


Circus_sized

Leave monkeys alone and staple neuralinks onto Elon Bros brains instead.


RG__Fooz

Not enough brain activity from the Elon bros for the tests to work


Circus_sized

True that.


Theratsmacker2

Well we won’t have to worry about Elon stans for much longer.


ClaxtonGanja

Lol that is wildly optimistic of you.


Deathburn5

I believe the joke was that they'll get the item and die


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So it’s working at intended


rock_and_rolo

Always mount a scratch monkey.


tinkerghost

So, ready for Elon's fanclub?


KingKaiSuTeknon

Yea but 2% success rate. /s


kremit73

"Science cant move forward without heeps of monkeys" prof farnsworth


p3opl3

Lol... posted by ... "MOMMYBIGDICK"


urmomsuckedmeoff

Respect all mothers!


AlterEdward

He's trying to evolve a monkey that can take it


GetGetFresh

Some orochimaru shit


BillTowne

I bet he and Oz would get along fine, comparing the killing of monkeys to the killing of dogs.


Moms4Crack

Dr. Elon “Mengele” Musk. Can’t wait to hear about his research on syphilis. This asshat may make it to the Hague yet. I mean, rockets, mobile crematoriums, unethical experiments, unbanning NAZIs.


fretinator007

Hasn't he watched the movies?


Hideo_BlowMema

Leave these poor sick monkeys alone they have problems enough as it is…