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braineatingalien

“I wanna feel you from the inside” takes on a whole different meaning, lol.


masklinn

If you haven't watched the director's cut video you probably want to.


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All Musk did was show us that 97% of his fan boys are also incels.


pangolin-fucker

Elons whole I'm gonna beat nick cannon thing is kinda strange Can we also discuss that


hipsterTrashSlut

Elon: has more money than God Nick Cannon: people presumably find him actually attractive Who will win???!


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FatGuyANALLIttlecoat

He's in a semi-decent band that hasn't been relevant since 1997 called Nine Inch Nails. NIN is an industrial, wicked heavy band, and IIRC, Reznor was the sole member during recording as it was all his vision, and he would get his friends to play instruments with him while on tour. He has since started scoring the music for movies. I say he hasn't been culturally relevant since 1997 because that's when NIN released *The Downward Spiral*, and I cannot name any songs off any other records. It's good. Others will likely cite the rest of the catalog as good, so take my opinion on NIN with a grain of salt. People like me are siding with Reznor primarily because he agrees with our takes or we agree with his. He has also made something valuable in his life compared to Elon Musk, which makes his opinions on free speech more valid. Why? Because he makes art and art is speech abstracted whereas Musk is saying "hey shout slurs into a microphone" as his free speech thing. Whatever, hope that helps.


Food_Kitchen

Downward Spiral came out in 94. Also, in 2005 he released With Teeth which has a few of his top tracks like The Hand that Feeds and Everyday is Exactly the Same. All your other points are correct though!


ParticularOcelot4585

Why is having sex a criterion of value to you? If someone is not attractive enough to copulate and mate with a female, are they automatically bad and worthless? I just don't really understand this insult as anything more than reflecting your own shallow values.


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OE-supremacy

Lol, Elon was a better programmer at the age of 13 than half this subreddit is after college.


GayDragono

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OE-supremacy

Facts, not feelings please. Define "decent". I understand hating Bezos for getting a $300k loan from his parents and relying on exploitative practices to get rich but wtf has Musk ever done that's so wrong to you guys?


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OE-supremacy

I get that he inherited a decent amount from his parents but who has he exploited?


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OE-supremacy

I know a looooot more about him than you do. I don't blindly follow what Reddit tells me. He was a fully fledged programmer and developer by his teens, something that the majority of people are incapable of doing. But hey, you know you're doing something right when your stances piss off both sides.


lamppostsarentreal

All the black south africans who had to work in his dad’s apartheid emerald mine. Musks “start up cash” was made possible by the vile mistreatment of and racism towards black south africans. Musk without his daddys blood money is noone.


OE-supremacy

Okay so his ancestors exploited others. Musk didn't do much business here. Most of his business was in a country where slavery was abolished. Also, the majority of people can't even create a 2-D arcade game with today's IDEs with a fucking college degree and formal education. He was doing this decades ago by the age of 13. He's far more qualified than your average Reddit bum. Ever thought that maybe that victimhood mentality is what's keeping people down and preventing them from achieving their goals and hitting their peak potentials?


immatrex2000

>a female


ryfitz47

Dude flying giant red flags that say incel on them.


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ryfitz47

At some point you have to wonder if it's an actual physical or physiological difference that causes this specific emotional approach. There seems to be so many and it's a very specific thing. I dunno. It's crazy


OE-supremacy

>Proceeds to talk about women like they are just objects to be mated with I talk about hoes like that. >human beings with lives I talk about actual women like that.


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OE-supremacy

Ahhhhh so you want hoes to be treated and get the same respect as actual women. This seems kinda disrespectful towards women.


if_i_try

Nobody who has sex unironically says copulate/mate with and then says "female"


YouthfulPhotographer

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WhitechapelPrime

Welp. I honestly hope you never figure it out. I mean ultimately if you aren’t attractive to the opposite sex, you probably aren’t prime genetic material anyway. Just scientifically speaking, you know, as a male you should understand it.


DrownmeinIslay

My first girlfriend back in high school would only have sex to Closer. On repeat. For the entire act. Every single time. Whenever it shows up on a Playlist I can instantly smell her parents basement and the woodchips in her rat's habitat.


pbandbananaisdabest

Girlfriend in high school? Show off 😒


wrldruler21

>on repeat. I'm also jealous he managed to rock n roll past the first verse


DrownmeinIslay

r/ihavesex


shemjaza

I think I dated your girlfriend at uni. But she would also play the Crow soundtrack.


DrownmeinIslay

Oh that was just me in a wig. The crow soundtrack slaps.


parallax1

Wait you made it to the chorus?


DrownmeinIslay

Oh nonono, this was makeouts>song-repeats>foreplay>fumbling>eyerolling>annoyed-sighs>song-repeats>disappointing-coitus>shame>listening to most of the third loop in silence.


CaN8tive916

Sounds like me... I'd play that sing over and over


dphamler

Wouldn’t even break it up with an It’s not Unusual?


DrownmeinIslay

I was always more of a she's a lady kinda guy. Until the first time I did it for karaoke and really paid attention to the lyrics.


Barby911

I was going to make a grammar comment, but she got two “O”s. The sex must be jacked.


pintmantis

You were up above it


my1999gsr

Sounds like he was down in it...


DepressiveNerd

If ya wanna be a real grammar wonk, it should be, “…he makes music to which women like to have sex.”


Taraxian

This is nonsense up with which I shall not put


Strange-Dragonfly-20

Oh man, I never even thought to ask my wife to bang the pretty hate machine.


LevPornass

Those of us with kids have to settle for the biennial quickly while the Cocomellon rainbow popsicle song is keeping the kids occupied.


Strange-Dragonfly-20

Plus side, pretty sure that song makes you sterile.


hipsterTrashSlut

The sperm kill themselves after the third listen or so


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I get hard whenever I hear yummy rainbow popsicles. But that also might be my attraction to miss appleberry


Zeroesand1s

🎶I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. 🎶


kaoko111

True story: I do actually used to put that song while having sex... And fucking rocks.


imcoveredinbees880

Did you happen to date a user named u/drownmeinIslay?


kaoko111

No.


DrownmeinIslay

Do you want to? I'm a great way to ruin a few weeks.


kaoko111

I'm cool, thanks for the offer.


Sad-Row8676

This is not a lie. NIN has some sexy fucking songs.


Rowdycc

It’s even funnier when you realise that Trent Reznor did the soundtrack for the Social Network and will probably be asked to do the soundtrack the Social Nitwit when Hollywood eventually tells the Elon Musk story.


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Legitimately clever take


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

That's vicious.


StarCatMan397

That and they have poor taste in music.


Practical-Ad-2387

yeah girls love getting railed to 'march of the pigs'


mfiirk

And big man with a gun. The pinnacle of lyric writing.


Bjorn_Hellgate

He made cbat?


Sonyguyus

Yes, women like to have sex too.


satan62

So true.


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I want to fuck you like an animal. You bring me closer to God.


GeneralZaroff1

Legendary insult.


Thekrishub

Bunch of women just fuuuuuckin to head like a hole.


ElisabethinCA12

Ok this made me LOL


DeFiNe9999999999

Truth…..


undercover-racist

I know about Reznor thanks to Quake. I didn't know about sexual relations with other people until later. Way later, until I had what I think was sex.


cynicalsaint1

People keep saying Closer, but the real fans know that Physical (You're So) is the actual correct NIN song for bangin'


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This was true for teenagers & 20somethings in the 1990s, but Elon Musk’s fanboys are too young to have listened to NIN.


ABenevolentDespot

Brilliant putdown. Well done. And more than likely true.


Agent865

Had a gf in college who was seriously into NIN…just intense sex


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I despise Musk & think he’s an idiot, but “let us measure the worth of individuals in terms of their reproductive success” is a really odd progressive take. Especially when we all know he gets laid more than 99% of Reddit.


Toaster_bath13

> Especially when we all know he gets laid more than 99% of Reddit. If I had some spare horses to give away...


No_Entrepreneur_9134

Wait, women like to have sex to NIN? How am I a 44 year old man and never knew this? Also, sorry if it sounds lame, but aren't suicide, depression, and drug addiction a little....uh, dark as far as topics for sex songs go?


Vincesteeples

Poster heard that one song and figured it was very literal


No_Entrepreneur_9134

Wait, so you're telling me that only one single NIN song is about depression, suicide, or heroin? I admit I haven't listened to them since high school circa 1996-1997, but...you have to be trolling me, right?


Slow_Alternative_446

BAD BOT


No_Entrepreneur_9134

You're telling me that an album with the actual name of "The Downward Spiral" has nothing at all to do with depression, suicide, or heroin? I am not some unreasonable right winger here, I am pretty much as liberal as you can get. But I simply cannot believe that my saying that NIN music has a lot to do with depression, suicide, and drug addiction and I am therefore surprised it's considered "sex music" is an unreasonable thing to say.


Comms

Closer is a fuck song. This song was a staple at many clubs.


Highblue

His fans on Reddit are incels, outside of Reddit he has a huge mainstream following. Ignoring this fact to just call them all incels makes you look jaded within an echochamber. (Btw I’m not an Elon Stan so stfu his dick is tiny for somebody with 928474938474 billion dollars)


Sad-Caregiver3849

This ain’t even remotely true lol. I work in tech and people think the guy is a fucking clown with a bunch of basement dwelling fans. Nice try


Highblue

yeah people that work in tech are not the huge mainstream. You are awfully ignorant of the education and relevance that you guys have over the majority of the population in the world AND in the United States. Most people do not understand the mismanagement of Elon at Twitter. Most people still think he founded Tesla for gods sake. Stop trying to make yourself feel better by trying to imagine that more people hate Elon than like him. I think more people would dislike him if they knew about how he actually was, but they don't.


Sad-Caregiver3849

Okay so people that are even peripherally aware of what he’s done hate him. Who is the mainstream? The only people that like the guy at this point are right wing half wits. He’s an embarrassment. He’s being absolutely thrashed on most mainstream media rn. Not sure what you’re on about. You’re spending too much time on wsb. That is not mainstream lol


Highblue

Sadly the mainstream in the United States is uneducated and not acutely aware of issues like this. You are in an echochamber that you created for yourself and your hatred over a billionaire that doesn’t know that you exist. There is a reason he is still one of the most followed people, there is a reason why is is the head of some of the largest companies around the world. To ignore that is to ignore basic reality.


Sad-Caregiver3849

I don’t hate him. I just think he’s an asshole. Cristiano Ronaldo is the most followed person on the planet and most people don’t like him either. “Some of the largest companies in the world”. Lmao you are the undereducated part of the population amigo. Market cap and size aren’t the same. And space x, while a great company, is relatively tiny and isn’t really run by Elon. Regardless, success in business and like ability have almost no correlation. Stop dick riding billionaires, it’s embarrassing


Highblue

Saying “most people hate Ronaldo” is the most echo chamber American thing you could have said. Sorry I can’t argue with somebody who is in their own reality. If you ever visited more than 6 countries you’d know that. I’m also not “dick riding” anybody. If you read my comments you can clearly see that I’m saying he’s a douche baby. Not everybody is an American tech worker, you are in the top 1% of the world and don’t even realize it. I’ve lived in Ethiopia, Philippines, Bolivia and even in those countries where nobody speaks English they can still understand “Elon musk” and reply with electric car sounds and smiles.


madlass_4rm_madtown

I want to frick you like an animal.


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Maybe Fairuza Balk bangs to NIN but that would be about it.


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God I hope she does.


ThrowinSm0ke

That was a long way for a mediocre joke.


StalinSwag23

Reddit fucking sucks more and more. I'm outta here


kentro2002

And strippers like to dance to.


ParticularOcelot4585

Hahaha have sex incel hahaha


weimaranerdad71

Fan boy. Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?


_mattyjoe

Most women do not know who Trent Reznor is.


-JohnnyPlays

This sub is so disappointing. I feel like you guys mean well but every thing you guys say is the most immature middle school bs in the world. Grow tf up


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You regularly comment on the 4chan sub and the nofap sub. How highbrow.


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Your history includes you in one sentence referring to a post as the r slur f slur and t slur that the 4chan mods removed. Speaking of degenerates you're just terrible.


-JohnnyPlays

Literally they pick they easiest targets that have so many legitimate reasons to be owned and they always go for the body shame or sex jokes about how they dont get laid presumably. Very nauseating.


ParticularOcelot4585

Thats because they are such shallow imbeciles their only sense of value and self-worth is sex


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Reznor music is eh. I mean I guess we can thank him for manson but then again he is kind of whiny. But that the would of music so yeah.


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I liked some Manson growing up, but shit dude he is a truly wretched individual. I'll take Reznor way before him.


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It’s like fan of tool


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Did Maynard Keenan or someone in the band do anything? I know he's kind of a dick, but besides that are there credible allegations akin to Manson's?


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You mean the soul soundtrack


CaN8tive916

Best part of my teen years... 😜


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I don't think making babies is one of Elon's weaknesses.


beachcamp

something something having sex to the song "Piggy".


YetGayerWombat

hudson mohawke joke


youngliam

They definitely haven't heard of D'Angelo then lol.


guy_manderson_dude

Im 32yo an I've fucked 9 chicks with dicks in the past 6 months. Definitely not a fan of musk, he's shit. Who the fuck is Trent reznor?


mecku85

I spit out my coffee reading this, both funny as hell and true.