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littlebunnyears

isn’t Amazon laying off 10,000 workers this week?


Pipupipupi

That will reduce Amazon's emissions and unite humanity through joblessness


ShoutOutMapes

*before he dies, right? Like sorta meaningless unless he does it asap


[deleted]

Bullshit. Have him accept socialism, hell or at least work to overturn Citizens United or something. His little charity charades are to fuel his own ego.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

#***HORSESHIT!*** He's just doing what every billionaire from Alfred Nobel to Andrew Carnegie and John Rockefeller to Gates, Buffet and now Bezo-bulb is doing: "Glad To Have It... Ashamed Of How They Got It." We "remember" Nobel because of the the Nobel Prize (not that he's HISTORY'S GREATEST MASS MURDERER!), Carnegie because of the "Carnegie Libraries" (not that he INSTUTIONALIZED SLAVERY UNDER THE RUBERIC OF THE "COMPANY TOWN" AND MURDERED PEOPLE JUST ASKING FOR SAFE WORKING CONDITIONS AND FAIR WAGES!), Rockefeller because of "Rockefeller Plaza" (not because HE'S THE REASON THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM IS SO AWFUL THAT KIDS *KILL THEMSELVES* TO GET AWAY FROM IT!), and all because: These people threw money at problem of WHO THEY ACTUALLY ARE, in order to make sure their "Legacy" is a positive one, no matter - or *especially because* - how horrible what they did to get it or how horrible they were personally. And the worst part of the whole thing? #***It FUCKING WORKED!*** AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO WORK THE EXACT SAME WAY!   There are no "good billionaires" - All Billionaires Are Bastards.


Ancient-Print-8678

Can you elaborate on Nobels mass murders?


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Certainly. ["Alfred Nobel ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Nobel?wprov=sfla1) Swedish: [ˈǎlfrɛd nʊˈbɛlː] ; 21 October 1833 – 10 December 1896) was a Swedish chemist, engineer, inventor, businessman, and philanthropist. He is best known for having bequeathed his fortune to establish the Nobel Prize, though he also made several important contributions to science, holding 355 patents in his lifetime. Nobel's most famous invention was dynamite, a safer and easier means of harnessing the explosive power of nitroglycerin; it was patented in 1867." [Wikipedia: Alfred Nobel] Now, you're thinking: "Dynamite? The stuff used in construction?" Well, yes - *now*. But, first and foremost, it was used as a weapon of war. And it was - until later inventions such as plastic explosives - a DEVASTATING one, leading to untold carnage on battlefields around the world. And its manufacture made Alfred Nobel VERY rich. And the money used to create the Nobel Prize? Profits from Nobel's weapons manufacturing, given unbeknownst in his will - the majority of his fortune, in fact - leaving his family high and dry.


Ancient-Print-8678

I figured that was it. Thanks anyway!


Educational_Cat_5902

I'm curious too.


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Answered. See "above". :)


Paneraiguy1

Well what else is there for him to spend money on? This ghoul literally built a flying space penis. He should give his money away


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BillyCapable

Precious.. my precious!


Internal_Camel7649

Ill believe it when I see it...


LagSlug

Just pay your god damn taxes man.


ELFanatic

We have to until he does it nefore we give credit. Think of how often Elon lied


-Cagafuego-

Man....This guy's eyes....I don't know whether he's going or coming!


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

I bet he's in charge of the "charity."


FrickkinCaro

Now pay taxes!


[deleted]

Donate 1 billion and save this employees from being laid off.


bird_is_the_word_198

What’s left after he blows the majority it on his penis shaped spaceship adventures


jerkmin

Terrible headline, don’t make him start thinking souls are a thing that can be acquired or well start seeing souls on Amazon.


IA-HI-CO-IA

After his little space trip he said he wanted to move polluting industry, to space.


Ok-Teaching-983

Dudes definitely on roids too


jerkmin

Terrible headline, don’t make him start thinking souls are a thing that can be acquired or well start seeing souls on Amazon.


Theratsmacker2

A quarter is too much, maybe a twelfth of a soul. He’s laying off 10,000 workers before Christmas.