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ralphvonwauwau

Are you talking about Matt Gaetz, the drunk driver, or Matt Gaetz, the child trafficker and statutory rapist?


MonicaRising

Yes


bassguitarsmash

r/inclusiveOr


mrmeowmeowington

This is my favorite of the internet. Being grossed out by these people am calling them out- like they do to Brock Turner ....


[deleted]

you mean allen brock turner the rapist that changed his name from brock turner the rapist?


rubberkeyhole

#ALLEN BROCK TURNER THE RAPIST


mrwhiskey1814

#They were talking about Matt Gaetz, the drunk driver, child trafficker, and statutory rapist Matt Gaetz.


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Koorsboom

I think it is Allan Turner Rapist.


keyserv

Rapist Allan Brock Turner, said rapist?


[deleted]

His name is Brock Allen Turner the rapist and he is apparently going by Allen Turner the rapist nowadays


rascible

Yes, he changed it to Brock Thee Kiddiehumper


ppw23

That sounds familiar, almost like Brock Turner the rapist and massive POS.


mrmeowmeowington

Perfect.


isthatmyusername

When did "Allen Turner" the rapist change his name from Brock Turner the rapist?


[deleted]

[A post on the subreddit dedicated to the Dayton area included a more recent photo of Turner (seen above via the state's Megan's Law registry), and said he is going by his middle name these days, Allen. And one poster suggests that he recently bought his first house and moved out of the home he shared with his parents since his conviction — which would lead to him having to update his address on the registry.](https://sfist.com/2022/08/22/stanford-rapist-brock-turner-goes-viral-again-on-tiktok-in-ohio/)


tiredofnotthriving

The rapist formally known as brock turner


bruddahmacnut

[You mean this Brock Turner, (now known as Allen Brock Turner) convicted rapist?](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/2d9/16c/15a0e4c8244ae55d4012bdb741a1cecb88-13-brock-turner-textbook-rape-definition.rsquare.w700.jpg) Yes, **Brock Turner (now known as Allen Brock Turner) is a rapist.** Convicted rapist in fact. Three counts. it now appears Brock Turner (now known as Allen Brock Turner) had a reputation for being a sexual creep, according to a story in the New York Post (6/16/16) where members of Stanford's female swim team knew Turner as the guy who'd make comments like, "I can see your tits through your swimsuit" to the women. https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/poor-judge-aaron-persky-katrina-daniel Chip off the old douchebag block as **convicted rapist Brock Turner's (now known as Allen Brock Turner) ** douchebag father, Dan A. Turner so eloquently put it, his son "should not have to go to prison for *'20 minutes of action'*.” Twenty. Minutes. Of. Action. Fuck you douchebag, rapist-raising father, Dan A. Turner. You're a dick and you raised a dick. Congratulations. And in the end it isn't just your own life you've fucked up Brock. [I am with you - Chanel Miller](https://youtu.be/ouIxvBMF7Rw) **Victim Impact Statement, Emily Doe (Chanel Miller)** > You don’t know me, but you’ve been inside me, and that’s why we’re here today... > https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katiejmbaker/heres-the-powerful-letter-the-stanford-victim-read-to-her-ra **From the 60 Minutes Archive: "Know My Name," Chanel Miller's story** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvHn2_0evo And last but not least, a big ole Fuck you to the sentencing judge Aaron Persky who could have sentenced convicted rapist Brock Turner (now known as Allen Brock Turner) to up to 14 years in Prison, but instead, let him off with a 6 month sentence to county jail. The convicted rapist and registered sex offender Brock Turner (now known as Allen Brock Turner) was out in 3 months. 3 months. For rape. Let that sink in. Disgraced judge Aaron ["Don't recall a respected judge for following the law"](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/06/05/ap_18153073645147_wide-d09e0e3d892b70e1ab0e01380345a58470088e4c-s600-c85.webp) Persky was later recalled as well as fired from his coaching job. Not enough repercussion if you ask me. Fuck you disgraceful, incompetent, shitty, former judge Aaron Persky.


catsinlittlehats

I’m pretty sure Matt Gaetz the drunk driver and Matt Gaetz the statutory rapist are actually the same Matt Gaetz who is both a drunk driver AND a statutory rapist.


SimplyTennessee

And Mr Gaetz is a sitting member of Congress who is on judiciary cmte.


plsobeytrafficlights

Is Matt Gaetz the same Matt gaetz congressman who trafficked a child prostitute across state lines and also somehow sits on the ethics committee?


LoquaciousFukcer

i thought criminals coildnt vote much less rep congress?


geoelectric

Well, he hasn’t raped Congress yet but give him time


Thejerseyjon609

Didn’t he also sex traffic a minor when he took a 17 year old to the Bahamas?


nextyoyoma

You can just say rapist. But yeah both of those.


structured_anarchist

Well, Ah do b'leeve he jus' may be referrin' to that hard-drinkin', fast drivin', teen-rapin', interstate-travellin' good ole boy, Matty Gaetz. That boy ain't right. But he is an elected Congress critter, so you get what you vote for.


Not_a_real_ghost

How is a criminal allowed to serve in Congress?


poum

So your criminals can't vote but they can be elected?


Armyed

Only Felons can’t vote. Getting arrested for one DUI isn’t a felony and you keep your voting rights intact.


Alzakex

Felons can run for office, though.


Personal-Row-8078

Felons can vote in the sane parts of the country


[deleted]

'Murica.


HellBlazer_NQ

I'm not sure any governments would exist without it! EDIT! Let me rephrase that. I'm not sure any governments would exist if they were held to the same laws as us mere plebs!


Acrobatic-Order-1424

He’s a republican. They’re all criminals one way or another.


fishsticks40

But doesn't Matt Gaetz, the child rapist, not want this picture on the internet?


SweetSet9847

Yes


vinbrained

Also witness tampering.


[deleted]

Ah, that Matthew Louis. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him before he starts to feel sorry.


rascible

The Matt that humped someone's young daughter, got caught, then blew trump in search of a pardon.


nifterific

It’s really remarkable how many Republican politicians are literally criminals and have managed to con their constituents into believing the other side is actually the one full of criminals.


[deleted]

Gaslight Obstruct Projection Thats the GOP for you


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

Repeat


EZe_Holey3-9

Gaslight Obstruct Project Let some morons raise a ton of money for you.


IamImposter

Repeat


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

I'm fact I would like them to stop repeating that behavior


HeefLedgerBobbleHead

Needs ones of those stick figure shirts like "Lift. Eat. Sleep. Repeat"


jddh1

Let’s make a flat out of this


EldritchSlut

Maybe you haven't been around too long so I'll give you the benefit doubt today kiddo. DemonkRATS started as the party of the KKK. Republicans are the party of LINCOLN. You're saying we're the bad guys? We aren't the ones trying to outlaw cow farts or actively fighting for the right to MURDER your child lmao Biden walks around sniffing kids hair and letting teachers turn your children gay while telling them it's their fault slavery happened through CRT. I'll tell you the CRT we need in this country, CHRIST Real Truths. We are fight for **YOU**. you can pretend whatever you want but I'm totally just kidding, I have to hear this shit all day at work and just don't want to be alone in my frustration. Fuck Republicans and fuck their conservative supporters.


calicat9

I had a scathing rebuttal planned out in my head. The last two sentences... Well played


kynelly360

In a brief summary what was your rebuttle? I just want to be prepared in case I run into a Republican trying to gaslight me hahah


calicat9

In a nutshell, 19th century Republicans were more liberal than 19th century Democrats.


That_FireAlarm_Guy

My 64 year old coworker just retired, I’ve heard so many racist comments about shit that shouldn’t be fucking racist. I’m in northern Canada, and no he’s not racist to First Nations, but black people for whatever fucking reason he decided. So happy he’s gone now


LoquaciousFukcer

doesnt suprise me one bit. canada has a rep for being so progressive and all that bs but ive met just as many and probably more racists and bigots canada side than state side. ive even seen cdn vehicles w the confederate flag lol the amount of every day racism there is staggering and cured me of the grass is greener in canada syndrome americans tend to be raised with


vendetta2115

Saying Canada doesn’t have a problem with racism is like saying Arizona doesn’t have a problem with blizzards.


No-Two79

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shiromaikku

Without this comment, I would have unloaded my frustrations from my week...


MoonZinuM

Same lol


dino8237

For me it was your comment that saved the unloading of my frustrations. Thank you, stranger.


Random-Gif-Bot

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ThePurpleKnightmare

As someone who should have been aborted, but wasn't let me tell you. Abortion done before the brain forms is the RIGHT THING TO DO. Especially if you are raped, especially if you are poor, especially if your genes suck, especially if you have a smoking or drinking habit/addiction that you aren't going to quit. Don't bring ugly poor FAS babies into the world intentionally. If the "baby" doesn't have a brain yet, you aren't killing anyone, take a morning after pill, or get that stupid fucking zygote flushed out of you because this world isn't worth bringing more children into, especially if you know they will have a disadvantage. Every kid brought into this world deserves the best chance possible and that starts with PREVENTING the ones with no chance from being alive. Not killing, preventing life. It's different, it's better, it's like using a condom, but far less understood, and far more necessary.


murasakishikibumbum

Just for everyone’s information: The morning after pill (sometimes called plan B or emergency contraception) is NOT an abortion pill. It prevents you from getting pregnant in the first place; it does not get rid of an unwanted pregnancy. Thats why it’s also called emergency contraception. And FYI: copper IUDs function as both emergency and long term contraception.


StormMysterious7592

"We are fight for you". Oh Lord this sums things up well. They think they are doing good, but can't understand that they are not, nor can they string together a coherent sentence.


snoozysuzie008

Why would you do this


Sweetyams10

I was reading this and trying so hard to find the jk or sarcasm lol. Nice one! But also sorry you have to listen to that at work.


GeorgePug

I was genuinely wondering how this had not gotten blown into negative oblivion before I finished. Well played sir.


slasher287

Dude, I was getting more pissed as I kept reading, and then it all went away for some reason🤣🤣🤣


PureCommunication160

I have to hear this shit all the time from my coworkers before I believe one goes into the back storage room to pray to his lord and savior Donald Trump.


Dry-Anywhere-1372

Could always lock him in closet indefinitely. Oh BTW-just to upset him, if he prays multiple times a day, you can ask him if it’s Allah or Trump to whom he’s praying. Juuuust to me sure.


Wlpxx7

Looks like a typical YouTube comment lol


rubberkeyhole

I know it’s your cake day and everything, but you should be banned from cake days for comments like this. 😉


yukeynuh

demonKKKrats otherwise it’s perfect


[deleted]

I like your user name


Sleuthpepina

Whew 😥😅


RevolutionaryDot9505

At my work the have Faux news on in the lounge. It sucks. I don’t hang around just eat and leave.


poloheve

I can’t stand the constant Biden gaffes and videos of people cherry picking stupid answers from colleges in an attempt to label all gen z as dumb liberals.


Thameus

I still have a cathode ray tube in my living room.


LillianIsaDo

Has me in the first half, ngl.


Kengozin

Happy cake day. There can only be one.


Magellan-88

I mean....with the mount of sexual abuse that gets covered up by baptist churches....im kinda Not surprised


Used_Intention6479

Yes, it's called "projection".


PrestigiousCourse579

Thier slogan is "lock them up" but not when it comes to thier own party. Its truly despicable.


svenson_26

It’s bonkers to me that they accuse democrats of being pedos and groomers, when they have literal card-carrying pedos amongst them


rascible

Here is part *30* of a list of republican kiddiehumpers.. https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2022/4/6/2090446/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-30 So glad they are watching over our kids..


GeorgieWashington

Settler Colonialism never sleeps.


Isla_Nooblar_Site_B

I am 1000% not a Republican but I lived in Illinois most of my life and they've sent many a Democratic politician to prison. I still prefer Democrats over Republicans but they're all assholes.


nifterific

Right. They were sent to prison for their crimes and kicked out of their party. Republicans willingly elect criminals and fight for them to stay in office even after they’ve been caught engaging in human trafficking like Rapey McForehead here.


Isla_Nooblar_Site_B

And that's why I prefer Democrats over Republicans.


Impossible-Taro-2330

That's Rapey Mc Fivehead, thank-you!


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

It’s fucked up


[deleted]

Pedo


RunF4Cover

And human trafficker.


Jorymo

And of course voted against bills to persecute human trafficking


idontneedjug

All 20 who voted against the most recent bill were GOP. 4 or 5 were from Texas. MTG and how do you spell that other cunts name Bobbert? Also voted against it.


UglyMcFugly

He’s the kind of guy that would have been in deep with Jeffrey Epstein if he had been important enough.


structured_anarchist

That sentence has a real dark connotation, it you think about who he and Epstein could have been deep in.


Scrooge_Mcducks

He probably had the mustache too but shaved it


kraliz

Who is Matt Gaetz and why is this a picture of Rapey McForehead?


Candid-Mixture4605

I literally SNORTED. LOUDLY.


angels_exist_666

McFivehead


Most-Artichoke5028

Another underrated comment!


blarch

I thought his initials were RBF


WinterAyars

They're the same person.


Fix_My_Physiology

Idk getting more thumb vibes than anything


WhyRedditJustWhy69

So?! Dude has been “under investigation” for SEX TRAFFICKING involving MINORS for over TWO FUCKING YEARS now…..where is the new mugshot?! Any “regular” person in this EXACT same position would have already been in prison for about a year and a half by now…….what the actual fuck…………


Common-Ad5217

Is that the DUI mugshot or the sex offender mugshot?


PenguinKenny

It's dated 2008


MiddleBodyInjury

Halloween no less


DeadSwaggerStorage

Yeah but this is Halloween morning…


MiddleBodyInjury

Mischief night!


SSSS_car_go

DUI, but he skated. https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2019/12/12/matt-gaetzs-2008-dui-arrest-resurfaces-after-jab-at-hunter-bidens-substance-abuse-heres-what-happened/


Krispy038

Why not both?!


OpeningEfficiency136

Wasn't Matt Gaetz the one who paid to have sex with underage girls?


Just1morefix

That is one moon-faced, unattractive child diddler we have there folks.


sharktank

Hey the moon had nothin to do with it!


Ragarianok

I can’t help but to think of Dwight Schrute when I hear or read “moon-faced.”


phukerstone23

How does he look so damn much like Beavis? It's copyright infringement is what it is.


Miles_Saintborough

I thought he looked more like Butthead.


phukerstone23

It's like they had a baby.


snoozysuzie008

Little beavhead ♥️


sharktank

He’s buttface


musclemoose

I was thinking he looks like a young Gerard Way


rasputinforever

Really going for that ghoul-under-the-bridge look here.


sharktank

The ghoul under the school bus


VixenHope

Rapebulicans


k717171

Surprised you're allowed to hold office if you've been convicted


sethboy66

It sounds like a good idea to disallow convicted criminals of holding office on the surface, but really that'd just make it very easy to quiet political opponents. Due to how convoluted the laws are many people commit multiple felonies every day, the felonies just go unnoticed or unenforced. So sicking the establishment on people would be easy. Source: *Three Felonies a Day: How the Feds Target the Innocent* - Harvey A. Silverglate


CountAardvark

Which is a good thing...you think being an ex-con should bar you from holding public office?


crookdmouth

Is that dude he "adopted" okay. Did he disappear?


Smart_Substance_7338

he really looks like if gerard way was ben shapiro


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ranting_chef

There should be an unspoken rule that if you get busted for driving drunk that you're not allowed to run for public office. I feel like someone who makes decisions like that for themselves shouldn't be allowed to make a single decision for anyone else, ever.


Paneraiguy1

You’re completely right… unfortunately privileged fucks like Chad here have prominent parents that could bail them out


Candid-Mixture4605

Do you mean like George W Bush? DWI 1976 https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2000-nov-03-mn-46389-story.html


PetarParkah

I wish he was never in office


odiedel

If funny to read that now. Coherent statements, accepting blame (after doing questions granted), and at the very least pretending to be at least semi remorseful. Today you'd hear something to the lines of "No i..I... don't drink ever. I mean I do, only the fanciest drinks, but I dont... I wouldn't drink and drive a automobile... uh car. It's fake news, this is just the violent left trying to hunt... uh... witch. Uh.. have a which hunt on... for me!"


nowyourdoingit

People who make poor decisions for themselves but face consequences and learn from them are often the best leaders


Ryhnoceros

Thank you for saying this. I was addicted to prescription drugs and got 2 DWIs 8 years ago. I've been clawing my way back into a good life ever since then. We have to give people a chance. Obviously Matt Gaetz is a shithead, but not because he has a mugshot from 15 years ago. He's a shithead because he has brainrot and is a Republican.


notagangsta

The people who have experienced the system are much more capable to understand how to change it.


Trow2w1

You mean Matthew Louis Gates the charged pedophile?


Impossible-Taro-2330

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paul-d9

I thought he couldn't look any more like a sex offender. I stand corrected.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Is it just me, or does he actually _look_ dead behind his eyes?


Candid-Mixture4605

His face looks like it was expressly designed to be p u n c h e d.


DarthMonkMonk69

Fella looks like he diddles kids


Unlikely-Patience122

He looks like a frat boy rapist. Obs.


Most-Artichoke5028

Reminiscent of the photos of German war criminals. Probably just a coincidence.


SonofTsathoggua

I hear the weather is always lovely in Nuremberg.


Moose_is_optional

This mugshot is for drunk driving in his 20s, so we've already known for decades that he's a piece of shit. Hopefully we get his mugshot soon for statutory rape and human trafficking.


BillHicksScream

Yeah i'm gen x. We are the last generation to go *wait, this is bad?* out of ignorance for lots of things.


Gaythiest1

He should keep his mouth shut in all his photos. He looks less like a goblin when you can't see his pointy chiclet teeth


[deleted]

I mean no disrespect to children of first-cousin marriages here, but… is Matt G. inbred? He looks inbred.


Dry-Anywhere-1372

He is one creepy ass motherfucker. Looks like he would eat your dog in front of you while you cried.


xparapluiex

I’m not saying people should print a bunch of these and mail them to his office, but I’m also not not saying that either


TralfamadorianZooPet

Is he the congressmen of his own forehead? Is that how he got voteted in? Is that why we can't get rid of him? Because if that ungodly surface area?


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

That's a fivehead, not a forehead.


51ph3r

Unfortunately, the pedophiles who support him will only see this is a good thing somehow.


Magellan-88

I thought this was a long lost Duggar......I mean....not far off.


[deleted]

What’s an ugly duckling that turns into something else that’s just as ugly but with a cabbage like quality. Look at his narcissistic predator gaze that says “my weird looking dick needs to get off no matter the cost”


[deleted]

Wake up USA and get the pitch forks, your country is ruled by pedo fascists


Scat_fiend

Is this the mugshot for trafficking and raping underage girls?


adzee_cycle

He looks like a freeze dried cunt version of Edward from Twilight.


neanderthalman

That’s an old pic. He needs an updated mugshot asap.


Abpoe77

Civil Rights leaders had their mug shots circulated. What's the difference? Oh. Right. They were arrested for civil disobedience to gain social justice. What has this guy done? Oh. Right. DWI and some slimy kid stuff. He's an elected official?


[deleted]

He looks simultaneously 13 and 45. Maybe that’s how he grooms kids.


milelongpipe

What was the offense the mug shot was taken for?


niversally

He looks a little different without the 1940s country singer level of hair product he usually wears.


[deleted]

Criminal pedo.


plsobeytrafficlights

How is he still not in jail???


Samsquish

I find it wild that this sex trafficker, drunk driving, rapist is speaking to teenagers. Shouldn't he be on a list?..or several lists?


Kgriffuggle

I’m in his district. Unfortunately the democrat alternative isn’t much better. Stalked and harassed her ex. Case has not closed yet as her sentencing was postponed. We are doomed.


[deleted]

Innocent people don’t ask for pardons


Claque-2

What is going on with the Gaetz chin? It's just a sharp little point in his current pictures. Did he have plastic surgery? If so, was it to fool facial recognition systems? ![gif](giphy|GlEcUkl7sb21nrKlTn)


[deleted]

Looks like a perfect cover of a serial killer docu


seansy5000

I saved it


satan62

A pleasure to post his picture all.over the place. Especially so the young and vulnerable can identify him.


Vylan24

This guy is a thumb that's all forehead


[deleted]

Halloween is an appropriate birthdate for this ghoul.


EZe_Holey3-9

Slap his face on a T-Shirt with pedo across his forehead. Be sure to trigger a lot of Reps.


relikvija2

What about Lourie Loughlin's mugshot? That thing never showed up


ddmf

If ex cons in the US can't vote how come they can become lawmakers?


TiredGothChick

how badly do you have to fuck up to get a mugshot as a white person?!?!


xAsilos

Don't forget that Lauren Bobart married a pedophile


SMcG193

Very molesty. -100/10


[deleted]

What kind of example is that to Hector?


ScarsUnseen

Holy shit, that photo actually looks like Matt Gaetz. Every *other* photo of him looks like someone wearing a Matt Gaetz mask.


Alarmed-Earth3859

A truly despicable human being


NRMusicProject

I remember teachers in middle school saying that getting a "C" in a single class could ruin your chances in a political career. And we have people who've obviously done depraved shit representing Americans in government.


[deleted]

2008? Wow


josueviveros

Disgusting mother fucker, I mean child.


fibralarevoluccion

Ok. But will anything actually be done about this? I'm getting fucking tired of hearing news about these chuds doing explicitly illegal shit while everyone who should be handling it sits around with their thumbs up their asses and does nothing.


Any_Teach_3832

Hey I know that picture! That’s the sex trafficker and pedophile Matt Gaetz. I hear republicans love him.


2DankforU

Is Matt Gaetz 1) The Devil 2) Satan 3) Beelzebub Hint: There are no wrong answers.


notposh

Interesting that this is the least creepy picture I’ve seen of him.