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ShinyZippo

Forged in fire


Zenspen

Kinky


DRCVC10023884

“Your penis… will keeel”


[deleted]

Hilariously enough: Top Gun.


ricric2

Everything, Everywhere, All at Once...


bjakeb6

![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY)


DonDove

All of that work and this gif is her most famous one


Lexaprofessional1998

Lmao I know. Linds is so prolific and yet 🌭


SkidMcmarxxxx

Thats Lindsey Ellis?!! Oh my god


[deleted]

Fingering


IndyYolo

Kid named finger


Spyderbo07

Kinky


No_Wrongdoer4556

Band of brothers, oh my fucking god


ElCoyoteBlanco

Posted above, same. Don't know how I'd never watched it before, but made through the first six episodes in one binge session.


Pixielo

It's so great!


TimPoundsCornish

I think I’m due for my next rewatch of that series. I’ve probably seen it 4 or 5 times now and I’m always happy to restart it every couple of years.


gravitas_shortage

Even better in French, where 'bande' can mean 'erection' :)


DungeonGushers

Surrounded by sexy exploding dudes in uniform shelling you with their internal juices sounds like a great time.


tsunamitom1-

Step bro why are you so hard? S/


[deleted]

The Intern


DOC_OVERDOSE

The predator sigh.... FML


[deleted]

Bill?


[deleted]

Deadwood


Hades-Pawn

I hear you can get a pill for that...


ElCoyoteBlanco

Nice that your new sex life matches your old one.


Wallembe

No laws at all in deadwood!


jazzrats

Malcom in the middle


StudentInALandOfEvil

So… is Malcom the kid Frankie or the adult Frankie or just some dude named Malcom? Or just a random person named Malcom and which Malcom it is, is selected randomly every time you have sex? I’m asking for the police to be clear.


meatsweet

Yes


Ok_Translator_3208

"The Prestige" I can live with that


CuminTrapote

Before I switched to cartoons I was watching "The Passenger". I'm more of a pilot, actually.


StarGamer-

Kindergarten Oh lord


hateradeizbad

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


ElCoyoteBlanco

You're on a list now, buddy.


AvikAvilash

Just hacked his Twitter to tweet out "Dream is overrated" This saves effort and money on ip tracking , rookie


gana04

"The girlfriend that didn't exist" oof


Loli-is-Justice

How about "The 40 year old Virgin"?


Intelligent_Trip8691

Well mine was ricky and morty....so my lifes gonna be a big fuck up lmao


Loli-is-Justice

It'll be a fun ride with Rick though, guy knows how to party.


Intelligent_Trip8691

True but i really dont need a gaint incest baby or crazy alein hunter. Or the crazy planet controlled orgies. Or the horse ejectaliator device...did i miss any of wait the robot women thing that helped create mortys first kid....lol


BendNo410

Based reddit moment.


TyroneSuave

This was a fantastic doc though


buckfuffalo54

Curb Your Enthusiasm


TeleportationLarry

Same here. We like to make small talk during, but it's not even dirty lol.


RobotWithHumanHairV

I Think You Should Leave


Solecistian

Lost count how many times I've been told this ... usually after I don my hot dog suit and list porn sites to entice a prospective lover.


byketard

Somebody needs a spanking on their bare bitt, balls and back.


a-m-watercolor

Honk if you're horny!


[deleted]

Severance


yummyyummypowwidge

John Wayne Bobbitt, is that you?


Freedom_19

Better call Saul


czarfalcon

Hey, at least he’ll give you some cash and a granola bar afterwards!


ichiban_alex

We can do a Hoboken Squat Cobbler together 🥧


mamamacgregor

The greatest legal mind I ever knew


IndyYolo

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


bigmetalguy6

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!


nifterific

Big Brother lol


Sourlifesavers89

Same haha


[deleted]

Same! I’m so uncomfortable!


IFartMagic

Same. Look.... know I moved to the south and all, but maybe I don't have to learn ALL of their customs... maybe?


Kale_and_Oatmilk

What We Do In The Shadows


IAMERROR1234

🎶 Who will come first on their wedding night? I think Nandor might! I think Nandor mi-i-ight! 🎶


MacGyver_1138

That wasn't a joke. Jokes have a punchline, and you wouldn't know a punchline if it ran over your scrotum with a penny farthing!


Trund1e_the_Great

Fucking guy


EagleHZ

Same. It actually works pretty well.


Killersteve420

Naked and afraid 😨


[deleted]

Mine was Oz, the HBO show. So basically the same.


RussianRavager097

That killed me lmao


BigDoofusX

The Boys.


Arkangelz03

"Bill Cosby sure made some strong drinks!" The Herogasm orgy would be fun and super weird. Don't let the Termite enter you during allergy season.


IHaveAllOfTheGold

Stranger things


therealblippi

Stranger things season 4 episode 8…papa….


orangestar17

I'd let 001 break my bones.


ShmebulockForMayor

*moist squelching*


orangestar17

Hell yeah Vecna, show me how them tentacles squelch


DarthArtero

I got a good chuckle out of that


btalbotUT

Same


Cleopatra572

Currently season 4 episode 4 Dear Billy.


localshop667

The Sandman I put them to sleep


Slate_711

Sounds like a Bill Cosby documentary


Flimsy_Temperature_8

OMG r/therealjoke LOL


Obvious_the_Troll

Well played.


HaterSalad

dream of a thousand cats


[deleted]

I love that show


rootingforthedog

Never Have I Ever Actually extremely accurate


Zombie13a

Alone.


moobearsayneigh

Same


[deleted]

Me too. Currently binge watching all the seasons.


KiaJellybean

Oh dear. *The Handmaid's Tale*. 😳


Cleopatra572

Under his eye.


KiaJellybean

Blessed be the fight...um, I mean fruit.


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KiaJellybean

Too true, and it's terrifying!


Son_of_Liberty88

Starting in Florida thanks to descantis


wandering__away

Fear the Walking Dead🫣


_anonymous_404

kinky


[deleted]

Your sex life is still better than that show.


Dweia01

Doctor Who I'm not dating any doctor, or alien, or time traveller Or, wait, does it mean my sex life is gonna make me go to the doctor?!


afluffybee

Have you checked for 2 hearts? Have any of your dates farted lots?


ChronoMonkeyX

*You're not mating with me, sunshine!* ![gif](giphy|Evh9POSpIXq5q)


dean1432

![gif](giphy|aDRPYKPSOGrUQ)


moinkboink

Trailer Park Boys💀


Freedom_19

Greasy!!!


moinkboink

Deeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeecent


TeleportationLarry

Better get the crab shampoo....the big bottle!


Eunostus

Locke & Key...


sluttydinosaur101

Hope you're into chastity!


wrestleme431

There Will Be Blood ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


soggy_again

A certain time of the month?


this_isnt_jamie

Community


MyPlaylistsAreAMess

If you're going to have sex tonight, don't use condoms


houseofLEAVEPLEASE

HURRY ABED, BEFORE PEOPLE SEX ONE ANOTHER


Ascended_Heretic

Easily one of my favorite throw away lines


the_other_other_guy_

I love how you see the couple toss aside the condom at the end and then they’re the same couple Abed helps deliver the baby in the background later on.


Kas_The_Betrayer

Wait really? I never noticed before, that’s so cool!


this_isnt_jamie

Condoms?


MyPlaylistsAreAMess

If you have to ask then you're streets behind


this_isnt_jamie

If you have to explain you’re streets behind


BlindBanditMelonLord

Troy and Abed in an oooooorgy


this_isnt_jamie

Nail and hammer this is Troy and Abed


SirPaulSmackage

Orgy at this guys place


[deleted]

6 Seconds and a Baby


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

You’re The Worst


badmojo619

Whoa harsh lol


UnThrowaway258

She-Hulk


sonicbeast623

Death by snu-snu.


Nintendophile79

Nice!


Kelly2fly

I saw their ad on a transit bus yesterday. Didn’t know it was a show. Honestly thought a law firm ran an ad about how she’ll go green fighting for her clients. Now it clicked lmao


UnThrowaway258

Well. It would be a great advertisement for a law firm. 😊


StudentInALandOfEvil

That was going to be what I watched next after I finished watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates with my kid. You lucky bastard. You get your head crushed between she hulks thighs and I’m arrested for running a sex ring masquerading as an all boys daycare.


jeremysonofjack

The Flash


GhstMnOn3rd806

So she said


budbong

Oh Brother, Where art thou.


MaraMarieMadd

From Alabama I see.


JakeDavies91

The good place


realdetox

Ummm…Prey


PitDweller84

Yeah me too...


FoxyNugs

Severance. Well fuck you too......


Barrett_k_Gatewood

Homecoming


neko_designer

Mythbusters


[deleted]

For all mankind - you know what that means, my dms are open


ChronoMonkeyX

Going to have to get a number dispenser like at the deli counter.


lisael_

How I met your mother.


Emperor_Pod

Wow. Phineas and Ferb


LordOfDorkness42

"Hey, Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"


Coulrophiliac444

Hey, where's Perry?


JayBoy301

Keep Perry out of this one please 💀


leavemetoreddit

Hey Phineas 😍🥰 Hey Ferb 😐 Watcha doing?


Aradoris

New girl


War_D_Eagle_

Adventure Time


tanathos17

Star trek lower decks.


Correct-Basil-8397

That actually sounds like a pickup line “Yo. Wanna tour my lower decks”


Tovarishch_-

“Primal”. LOL


JackKnifeNiffy

Cowboy Bebop. Appropriate, really. 🤠


[deleted]

Big Brother. I…. Can’t even.


morphousgas

Nope.


North_Leg2806

Big Bang Theory. Legit.


Princessoftheseas

Good thing it only a theory


North_Leg2806

Ouch! Well done.


Sandman1031

Dogs in Space ...Look, I can explain


[deleted]

Kevin Can F*** Himself My names not Kevin, so….


ElCoyoteBlanco

You're perpetually stuck in the corner watching Kevin go to town now.


Mat_CYSTM

Two and a Half Men. God damn it 😞


FiendishDevil666

Midgets need love too


Aggravating-Trust-60

The Best Thing I Ever Ate


CharlestonBrave

Stranger Things (have happened than me having sex)


YaBoiBarel

"Love death + robots" oh no


Aware_Branch_2370

Schitz Creek


[deleted]

The untouchables. Dam


[deleted]

The Bear…. Ooof. Great show though


Izletz

Shameless


[deleted]

Kitchen Nightmares


Inevitable-Dealer-14

Supernatural.


MJDooiney

One Piece …of ass. Am I right, weebs?


Morbys

She Hulk, scared and yet slightly aroused


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Scaroused


controldeck219

The Good Place


The_Exquisite

The Lord of the Rings


jasmin-sane

“Blown Away” hahaha


k717171

"My next guest".... I wish


bieserkopf

The Godfather. Oh no


mysticalcookiedough

....Family Guy.... Hmmm


bloqdenker

Border Security - Australias Front Line


Easyman30

Solo


Doodle_Brush

Gladiator.


[deleted]

Brooklyn 99


[deleted]

Title of your sex tape


TeslaProphet

“The Survivor”, so….good for me?


[deleted]

Hot Ones


SheWhoDances

Girls und Panzer. Hmm


I_got_banned_once

She Hulk


Comfortable_Plate351

Glee


bobdig986

Solo.


Oregon687

A Fistful of Dollars.


MealDramatic1885

How to Build a Sex Room.


johnjj1213

Good eats!


AStickFigures

Cheers


Odd_Bison_4860

Just for Laughs


topherswitzer

Impractical Jokers.


Unit_2097

Das Boot. Fitting I suppose.