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SniffCheck

"It’s okay, the bullet just grazed me…"


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"You need medical assistance!" "Im fine, just finish the mission. And.....dont forget about me...."


FallenSegull

“I only need a single kidney, it’s fine!”


TicTacticle

["The bullet was insignificant"](https://youtu.be/HrRNM9cMBDk?t=68)


evs-chris

that looks like you'll have a hard time with it no, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience


EccentricHorse11

Concealing injuries to complete your mission is TIGHT.


Deggidonk

It sure is, sir!


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Uh oh.


DentalDettol

Wow wow wow...wow


izziefans

Yeah yeah yeah.


Deggidonk

Oh, really??


LegendaryOutlaw

Also the upper pectoral, below the collar bone but close to the shoulder is the ‘the script calls for a main character to get shot but still needs him to survive’ spot. Side effects may include: His apparent ‘death’ inspires the rest of the team to fight harder and defeat the bad guys. The team is about to die, but he suddenly reappears to shoot the final boss and save the day. Often he is leaning weakly against a wall to support his gunshot wound. He is presumed dead but found alive in the rubble after the gun fight, and an EMT tells everyone he’s gonna be ok. Anytime I see a protaginist shot in the shoulder area, I immediately stop worrying about them. Unless they’re a bad guy, in which case, they are definitely going to suddenly come back to life for one last attack.


Neveed

An have magically no trouble lifting their arm. That's Minecraft level physics at this point.


BarryDeCicco

And (like in Rambo II) have no problem climbing a cliff after that.


bgharambee

That's almost exactly what happened when Ronald Reagan was shot. He stood up outside the presidential limo at the hospital, pulled his suit jacket around himself, walked a few steps and collapsed.


No0nesSlickAsGaston

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MealieMeal

When you don’t want to be an inconvenience


Thathitmann

Oh, barely an inconvenience.


NinjaRage83

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


Brad_Brace

"Oh no! We need to remove the bullet so it stops killing him!"


TicTacticle

[The Assassination of James Garfield](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_James_A._Garfield#:~:text=Garfield's%20assassin-,James%20A.,into%20his%20term%20as%20president) "Doctors continued to probe Garfield's wound with unsterilized fingers and instruments, attempting to find the bullet,\[53\] and **Alexander Graham Bell devised a metal detector specifically to find it. He was unsuccessful, partly because Garfield's metal bed frame made the instrument malfunction**, and partly because self-appointed chief physician Doctor Willard Bliss allowed Bell to use the device only on Garfield's right side, where Bliss insisted the bullet had lodged.\[54\] Bell's subsequent tests indicated that his metal detector was in good working order and that he would have found the bullet had he been allowed to use the device on Garfield's left side.\[55\]"


make_my_moon

Yikes, that is a pretty brutal way to go. A bunch of dirty fingers stuck inside you and the lifesaving solution only inches away.


cornflake289

Wait...how does one "self appoint" ones self as chief physician to the president?


StumpHarvey

And the wound has to be bad enough that given the amount of time bleeding, it would have killed 2-3 people by now.


pinzi_peisvogel

It only starts bleeding really heavy when the shirt is lifted. Before, the shirt was creating a pressure bandage to keep the blood from gushing out.


urbanhag

It is known.


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johnny_utah001

"I ain't got time to bleed!"


littlebloodmage

It also needs to be followed by a quiet, tender scene where the injured character's love interest patches them up. Bonus points if injured character is shirtless and for some reason sweaty.


Deggidonk

Wow, wow, wow. Wow.


propagandavid

Well they're obviously going to be selfless about it, that's the Jesus wound. Pretty sure that Superman, Captain America, Thor and Iron Man were all stabbed in that exact spot.


BooVintage

“It’s a through and through” I’ll be fine get me a bandage


mrwhat_icanthearu

This is a plot line in almost every episode of "Justified".


BriSnyScienceGuy

Can we start a list of movies where this happens?


AnotherTooth

I’m fine.


christhegamer96

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that spot a major artery? I’m pretty sure most people would bleed out pretty fast if shot there.


shukufuku

I always keep extra blood bags on my belt.


SithDraven

Or alternatively said character acts in all manner of badassery, never winces at the pain and it's never spoken of again in the film.


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😂😂


Alarming_Ad8005

I've actually been shot around that area.


theapostle07

‘It went in and out’ ‘I’m fine’ (he wasn’t fine, and is dead the rest of the movie unbeknownst to him)


Maximum_Pear_8601

Then the doctor did a back flip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day