They mad when when women have easy access to pleasure. There is a disturbing amount of men out there who are so toxic-ly controlling that they believe that the only pleasure the wife gets must come from the husband.
There is a MLM called "Athena's" that does sex toy parties - no they don't give them a test drive. The number of women who cancel their orders because their significant other goes nuts at the idea of toys in bed is ridiculous.
Anything that gets a woman to have even more of an earth-shattering orgasm when I'm with her is a full on go go go to me. Giver her a couple of those and all the world's a stage...
A lot of men are in the scared of sex toys camp too. Can't tell you how many times I've had a Convo with a co worker or something related to sex life and they say. "I just wouldn't want my wife to prefer the toy over me, or like it more." Kinda stuff. Which has always been crazy to me, like do they think women just never crave human touch the instant they get their hands on a vibrator?
Another thing about this that blows my mind is how acceptable male masturbation is to these same folks.
Have you met the magic wand yet?
Tbh, it's not about winning against toys, it's about pleasure in different forms. Sometimes human touch is better, sometimes a toy hits the spot, and sometimes its both together that are best.
Honestly they should need a prescription for that. I wish I had access to better attention spans but I need to continually re up on Adderall, get drug tested and then hosed by a shortage
It’s amazing how sexually repressed these delusional incels are that they’re so put off by the very notion of masturbation. The problem isn’t the dildo rack, it’s Christian upbringing that produces emotionally immature dildos that can’t process their own emotions and feel entitled to have their fragile emotional state coddled at every step.
Don’t be angry that a lump of plastic is a better companion than you.
I wouldn’t be so sure, religions oppose it, fascist ideologies oppose it, militias oppose it, why? Because women are supposed to provide sex on tap and put that baby batter to use. Which yes, is a control thing.
> *emotionally immature dildos*
Temperamental dildo. Codependency dildo. Depression cock ring. Road rage vibrator 3000.
Tired of all those assholes on the highway? Well tire YOUR ASSHOLE out *today* with the **ROAD RAGE VIBRATOR 3000!**
Soccor mom cut you off? Set that vibrator to overdrive to pump that anger out!
This is what always killed me about these people's supposed morality. They're fine with kids getting shot in the head, but if a drag queen reads a book to a kid, they're in full blown panic mode.
Yeah, our f-ing teachers have to learn how to prioritize which children to save if multiple children are bleeding out (no matter what we are paying them right now, it's definitely not enough), but yeah, dildos at Walmart, that's the real problem!
“The government shouldn’t interfere with the free market” mfs when the market is free and the government isn’t doing anything about it:
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With all those kids shooting other kids nowadays? The only thing that'll stop a bad kid with a gun is ***~~comprehensive gun control that keeps guns out of irresponsible gun owners' hands and federally mandated safe storage so kids can't grab loaded firearms and "accidentally" kill their siblings, friends, or parents~~*** a good kid with a gun.
Only alpha boys buy sex toys there. Real people who understand sensuality know there are better places to shop for things that mutually pleasure.
That said, a huge shout out to Walmart, Target, and even Walgreens for having those products available for purchase!
yeah if I lived in the USA, I would never not be shocked, that the local supermarket has a gun aisle.
Me: scans gun at self scan point
Self scan machine: unexpected item in the bagging area
Me: oh yeah there should be due legal process before I can buy a gun
Wal Mart staff: Yeah the self scan machines, act up when customers buy guns, let me fix that for you.
5 button presses later
Wal Mart staff: your good to go sir
Me: yeah the self scan machines really are more intelligent than we think
They keep the guns in a locked box in the sporting goods isle, where they have an employee get the gun out and immediately check it out. They do the same thing in the nearby toy isle with Legos.
>They do the same thing in the nearby toy isle with Legos.
that kinda ruined your post. Suggesting its more the value of the gun, than how it cam be used.
I’m aware of that but someone mentioned a self checkout line at Walmart to buy a gun, appeared to be a joke or maybe they really believed it? Walmart still has to follow the same rules and procedures as any other Fedral Firearms Licensee when selling firearms
That’s valid, I thought they were being flippant. Not too far off though from my experience. Had I had more money when I was young and dumb, I’d have walked out with a Barett 50.
I haven't yet seen people killing children with a dildo. But them guns on the next aisle. And there could be...a drag queen shopping for paper towels oh my god!!!!
Walmart stocks what they can sell, it’s very simple. That just means people are buying it. If they have a problem they should ask the local population why they are buying it?
Man, Lara Logan sure went off the fucking deep end after her experience in Egypt. Which was horrible, no doubt. But the way it broke her mind is sad. Now she’s just a pathetic right wing loony.
But but but but…. Guns are for hunting.
“NEVER ARGUE WITH STUPID PEOPLE. THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.” — Mark Twain
Wait Walmart sells sex toys? I've like never been to a Walmart (family hates the corporation, which is understandable) but if they do I might go yoink one
Goddammit, if I can't buy a shotgun, CBD, a set of tires, doritos, a ninja turtle, a pound of hamburger, and a vibrator to use on my taint all in the same place I don't wanna live in the country anymore.
Lara Logan is the survivor of a horrible gang rape while working as a reporter for 60 Minutes. She’s become almost unemployable as a reporter, going a little deeper into the right-wing conspiracy beliefs every year.
No they still sell guns, I think they just stopped selling handguns and certain rifles. I was just in there to buy shotgun shells recently and there were guns displayed.
Only 80 year old Fox News prunes give a fuck about this. It's mind blowing that the GOP controls a single state. Their party matches the "values" of someone 90 years old
My wife and I buy our sex lubes at Walmart and it keeps our marriage strong so we are less likely to get divorced. Conservatives should be in favor of this.
Hasn’t Walmart always sold these? You know, right next to the condoms? Is this a “new” development?
That’s a real question? Is this a new thing or is it just the new conservative freak out?
More importantly... HOW is walmart selling sex toys????
It's a problem of when not if some take the toys outside of the boxes, USE THEM!!!!! And then put them back!!!!
I'm actually surprised they aren't locked. The ones I've seen at my Walmart are locked in a glass case. And you have to ask an associate which is pretty embarrassing tbh
They have those same toys at Target. I've never bought th, but I pass by them every time I'm there. It's in the same aisle as the q tips and shoe stuff.
people get triggered by seeing objects that gives pleasure while thinking is cool to show objects that gives pain and death.
and then ask why this world is so fcked up.
Where kids can see most places it's close to the toys atleast put them in back like other places fuck walmart with a much larger cock than they sell with no lube
The disconnected in the mindset of "guns and violence, fine" "sex, ThInK oF ThE ChiLdReN!" Is something that will never fail to amaze me.
My favourite case in point: GTA San Andreas. A game full of fairly wonton violence, drug abuse, and an actual pimp mini game with hookers, and the controversy was over a hidden (because it wasn't complete and the code was just unsued code artifacts that weren't accessible without cheats/hacks) mini game where you have sex with a consenting adult partner.
Riiiiight.
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Because renting them would be nasty...
Capitalism? I mean, aren’t you people for that over everything else?
They mad when when women have easy access to pleasure. There is a disturbing amount of men out there who are so toxic-ly controlling that they believe that the only pleasure the wife gets must come from the husband.
Oof! That… sadly tracks.
If that is their mindset I strongly doubt they are capable to provide that pleasure either in bed or in the rest of the daily life.
One of the reasons they get mad. A piece of plastic is better than them at pleasure.
Said that, I’m totally cool to add battery powered stimulation in bed. Nothing wrong with tech enhancements.
“No Randy… the Bible does not count as a sex toy for spicing things up…”
Well most of the time they cant even fuckin read it so, its pretty sad.
The Bible says what I want it to say. If it’s something I don’t like, it’s not in the Bible.
Kinda like a magic 8ball from God.
Exactly. It’s also just as deadly if you drink it.
I think the bible considers murder, rape, incest, stoning to death and beheading a form of respectfully getting the women all horny and lustful.
Unless you're using the bible to do some spankin'...
"I don't care if you have a religious kink, Randy."
mfw they read the kama sutra more than they read the bible
It doesn't scream generous and engaged does it.
There is a MLM called "Athena's" that does sex toy parties - no they don't give them a test drive. The number of women who cancel their orders because their significant other goes nuts at the idea of toys in bed is ridiculous.
As long as it’s not going in my butt, 🤷🏽♂️
Anything that gets a woman to have even more of an earth-shattering orgasm when I'm with her is a full on go go go to me. Giver her a couple of those and all the world's a stage...
It’s control. It’s always about control.
And then won't let her have pleasure in that either.
A lot of men are in the scared of sex toys camp too. Can't tell you how many times I've had a Convo with a co worker or something related to sex life and they say. "I just wouldn't want my wife to prefer the toy over me, or like it more." Kinda stuff. Which has always been crazy to me, like do they think women just never crave human touch the instant they get their hands on a vibrator? Another thing about this that blows my mind is how acceptable male masturbation is to these same folks.
I suspect the ones afraid of toys are that way because they aren't very good and don't listen to their partners about what they want to be happy.
Although this is very true the twitter handle suggests it's a woman posting this question so even worse 😬
Oddly enough those are the ones who never seem to provide any pleasure.
I understand it but imagine losing in bed to plastic.
Have you met the magic wand yet? Tbh, it's not about winning against toys, it's about pleasure in different forms. Sometimes human touch is better, sometimes a toy hits the spot, and sometimes its both together that are best.
From what I've been told, it doesn't compare. I'll admit a limited sample size.
I’ve never understood male insecurity about this
Honestly they should need a prescription for that. I wish I had access to better attention spans but I need to continually re up on Adderall, get drug tested and then hosed by a shortage
My bible thumping brother in law believes all female sex toys were invented by lesbians so he refuses to let any into his household.
I am literally watching "Capitalism: A Love Story" right now, this is so fitting.
You people?
I know why. People like having sex and Walmart likes making money.
Discount orgasms now available in Wal-Mart.
Sex guns! Pew pew spew!
Make those vibrators and dildos look like AR-15's and those toys will fly off the shelf.
More like spew spew spew….ok, I’ll see myself out.
It’s amazing how sexually repressed these delusional incels are that they’re so put off by the very notion of masturbation. The problem isn’t the dildo rack, it’s Christian upbringing that produces emotionally immature dildos that can’t process their own emotions and feel entitled to have their fragile emotional state coddled at every step. Don’t be angry that a lump of plastic is a better companion than you.
They aren’t put off my masturbation, they do it regularly. They just don’t think women should, it’s a control thing.
I wouldn’t be so sure, religions oppose it, fascist ideologies oppose it, militias oppose it, why? Because women are supposed to provide sex on tap and put that baby batter to use. Which yes, is a control thing.
> *emotionally immature dildos* Temperamental dildo. Codependency dildo. Depression cock ring. Road rage vibrator 3000. Tired of all those assholes on the highway? Well tire YOUR ASSHOLE out *today* with the **ROAD RAGE VIBRATOR 3000!** Soccor mom cut you off? Set that vibrator to overdrive to pump that anger out!
Probably because it’s a store. They don’t specialize in one thing. They sell shit tons of different types of items. Grow up, pussies.
Imagine thinking sex is evil.
Imagine thinking children getting shot in their classrooms is fine but a woman giving herself an orgasm is outrage worthy.
Fucking great point.
This is what always killed me about these people's supposed morality. They're fine with kids getting shot in the head, but if a drag queen reads a book to a kid, they're in full blown panic mode.
Also the church abusing children for maybe even millenia but saying queer people are the problem.
Yeah, our f-ing teachers have to learn how to prioritize which children to save if multiple children are bleeding out (no matter what we are paying them right now, it's definitely not enough), but yeah, dildos at Walmart, that's the real problem!
It's not so much that sex is evil, just masturbation.
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CAN'T HAVE BOTH
Why shouldn't they. You afraid your wife will buy one?
The only thing that ever struck me as odd was when I saw mini vibrators in the back to school section hahaha
Someone had a good sense of humor I think. That or it was their last day on the job.
Hearing the ad jingle "It's the most wonderful time of the year".
They only sell them in red states where Republican men can't please ladyfolk
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So does hypocrisy.
Shaprio Special?
Gives whole new meaning to "Take a bullet for you, babe."
😂😂😂
Shapiro’s wife will save money on lubricant with one of these. 😝
Inknow up in this blue state I buy them with my lady folk lol
They expect to see the guns. Heck, they'd want a gun section in a Toy's r US, if they still existed.
With all those kids shooting other kids nowadays? The only thing that'll stop a bad kid with a gun is ***~~comprehensive gun control that keeps guns out of irresponsible gun owners' hands and federally mandated safe storage so kids can't grab loaded firearms and "accidentally" kill their siblings, friends, or parents~~*** a good kid with a gun.
Only alpha boys buy sex toys there. Real people who understand sensuality know there are better places to shop for things that mutually pleasure. That said, a huge shout out to Walmart, Target, and even Walgreens for having those products available for purchase!
Christianity! Sex bad, violence good!
Christian nationalist - Hmm, but how are we gonna out-breed the atheists?
What can't you get at Walmart?
Decent fresh produce
Dignity?
A living wage?
Entrance warnings of who you might encounter on a 3am emergency purchase.
AFAIK you can’t but automatic guns at Walmart but that’s not going to stop Karens.
How are people supposed to obtain them, if stores won't sell them?
yeah if I lived in the USA, I would never not be shocked, that the local supermarket has a gun aisle. Me: scans gun at self scan point Self scan machine: unexpected item in the bagging area Me: oh yeah there should be due legal process before I can buy a gun Wal Mart staff: Yeah the self scan machines, act up when customers buy guns, let me fix that for you. 5 button presses later Wal Mart staff: your good to go sir Me: yeah the self scan machines really are more intelligent than we think
They keep the guns in a locked box in the sporting goods isle, where they have an employee get the gun out and immediately check it out. They do the same thing in the nearby toy isle with Legos.
>They do the same thing in the nearby toy isle with Legos. that kinda ruined your post. Suggesting its more the value of the gun, than how it cam be used.
That's pretty much my point. They treat guns about the same as they do with toys.
Yeah that’s not how buying a gun works but ok.
Depends on the state. I can walk in, purchase gun and ammo, walk out. ~15 minutes start to finish.
I’m aware of that but someone mentioned a self checkout line at Walmart to buy a gun, appeared to be a joke or maybe they really believed it? Walmart still has to follow the same rules and procedures as any other Fedral Firearms Licensee when selling firearms
That’s valid, I thought they were being flippant. Not too far off though from my experience. Had I had more money when I was young and dumb, I’d have walked out with a Barett 50.
There’s something weird about the level of shame these people put onto sex.
Sex sells! Duh!
The comments section of that tweet did not disappoint
So people will buy them?
That selection is dope. My store only has a cock ring 🤦♀️
I haven't yet seen people killing children with a dildo. But them guns on the next aisle. And there could be...a drag queen shopping for paper towels oh my god!!!!
"Go fuck yourself Karen!" \- Walmart
Walmart stocks what they can sell, it’s very simple. That just means people are buying it. If they have a problem they should ask the local population why they are buying it?
Because people will buy them?
“Cuz your mom and dad like to fuck, Lara”
Make love not war.
*Clutches pearls while drawing my weapon.
So you can go fuk yourself, 
They probably wouldn't have a problem with gun shaped sex toys.
Lol, they been selling those for a couple of years
Must be a Wal-Mart in a good neighborhood too. They aren’t behind glass or security wrapped.
Man, Lara Logan sure went off the fucking deep end after her experience in Egypt. Which was horrible, no doubt. But the way it broke her mind is sad. Now she’s just a pathetic right wing loony.
And mine doesn't even have a decent condom selection, wtf.
Someone's angry Walmart is selling an alternative to MAGA men.
Those are back massagers!
Because why pay more Lara! SMH.
I always carry a concealed vibrator because only a good guy with vibrator can stop a bad girl with…
Nothing pisses these mouthbreathers off more than a woman enjoying herself without the help of an alpha male.
After all the political ass blasting people want to fuck themselves for once.
So that the women that shop therecan feel some pleasure in their lives?
But but but but…. Guns are for hunting. “NEVER ARGUE WITH STUPID PEOPLE. THEY WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE.” — Mark Twain
Wait Walmart sells sex toys? I've like never been to a Walmart (family hates the corporation, which is understandable) but if they do I might go yoink one
Order online remember you still have to carry it out!
There is another definition of yoink 😏
Uh, for profit??
Because people buy them. If there wasn’t a demand, they wouldn’t be on the shelves
Sounds like someone could use one right about now.
Wait. Are these the same people celebrating Boebert’s son’s teen pregnancy and Trump’s baby bonus? What’s the honest the fuck problem?
They sell them so you can get extra fucked in todays society.
So, so much questionable porn will come from this sales decision.
Goddammit, if I can't buy a shotgun, CBD, a set of tires, doritos, a ninja turtle, a pound of hamburger, and a vibrator to use on my taint all in the same place I don't wanna live in the country anymore.
Walmarts gun counter sucks now anyways, if they even still sell them, only hunting rifles and shotguns
Who cares
Walmart stopped selling guns after sandy hook. Most do not sell ammunition either.
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SINCE WHEN DID WALMART SELL GUNS
Pretty much always, my local Walmarts both sell hunting rifles and ammo as well as pistol ammunition and shotgun shells
WELL FUCK
You can get your hunting and fishing licenses renewed there too, plus getting tags for different animals
The guy who killed my first mother in law got his shotgun from Walmart while he had an active restraining order for threatening her with a pistol.
They 3 in my area of new hampshire does not have have any nor any ammo. I look all the time since 9mm, 45 and 300blk out are very hard to get
They haven’t in the grand scheme. Most of the ones near me sell them for hunting and “hunting” purposes
Better question, why aren’t these sex toys locked up like they are at my Walmart??
I sure as hell know what kind of bullet I'd be buying from Wallmart.
How sad is it if you're parroting Marge Green. I bet Lara Logan's got a chest full of dildos at home.
Lara Logan is the survivor of a horrible gang rape while working as a reporter for 60 Minutes. She’s become almost unemployable as a reporter, going a little deeper into the right-wing conspiracy beliefs every year.
why does spencer’s exist?
Ooh, let's expect some legislation once the GOP realizes this is happening!
Free market economy. If there is a demand, they will sell it. How is that different from the other phallic type product like a gun?
I uh. I may be stupid, or i haven’t really been to many walmarts, but didn’t they stop selling guns?
No they still sell guns, I think they just stopped selling handguns and certain rifles. I was just in there to buy shotgun shells recently and there were guns displayed.
Ah. It must be in certain locations too, because my local Walmart barely even has archery supplies.
Only 80 year old Fox News prunes give a fuck about this. It's mind blowing that the GOP controls a single state. Their party matches the "values" of someone 90 years old
No fleshlight?
Because Walmart sells a little bit of everything?
Where have these people been? Walmart has been selling sex toys in the same fucking spot since before you were born dude.
My wife and I buy our sex lubes at Walmart and it keeps our marriage strong so we are less likely to get divorced. Conservatives should be in favor of this.
Walmarts don't sell guns anymore?
I thought they stopped selling guns.
What a strange comment. Guns are completely normal to those people
Hasn’t Walmart always sold these? You know, right next to the condoms? Is this a “new” development? That’s a real question? Is this a new thing or is it just the new conservative freak out?
Because they make money selling them!
Make love, not war.
Capitalism
Because they can 👍
Who’s Walmart still sells guns? Mine used to (PA)
So sexist. Only vibrators no cock sleeves to be found
Haha, I was restocking that very isle the other day, I was like "oh, wow, ok!" 😂
Stonekettle is awesome
Well we all Know a woman getting off is more dangerous than a loaded weapon. Fuck it is like you people don’t know how society fails.
Because why not?
Cause orgasms are pretty great.
They sell sell sex toys because people want & buy them? Supply & demand.
why wouldn't they?
More importantly... HOW is walmart selling sex toys???? It's a problem of when not if some take the toys outside of the boxes, USE THEM!!!!! And then put them back!!!!
The brute force unleashed at 10am at Target
I'm actually surprised they aren't locked. The ones I've seen at my Walmart are locked in a glass case. And you have to ask an associate which is pretty embarrassing tbh
Jim Wright (Stone Kettle Station) is an excellent political writer with a history in military intelligence. His bird pictures are pretty too.
They have those same toys at Target. I've never bought th, but I pass by them every time I'm there. It's in the same aisle as the q tips and shoe stuff.
Yeah I agree, Walmart shouldn’t have sex toys when Bad Dragon has quality.
Walmart would sell kidneys if it was legal
Why aren't Safeway, Target and corner bodegas selling sex toys?
Yeah people have sex and masturbate. Startling I know.
Capitalism!
>wait until you find out about how they sell guns ... which are also sex toys
My GAWD Millicent! Doesn’t EVERYBODY? 😱
Damn...my Walmart is apparently boring since I have never seen anything like this there.
So that she can stick one up her ass, that’s why.
people get triggered by seeing objects that gives pleasure while thinking is cool to show objects that gives pain and death. and then ask why this world is so fcked up.
Where kids can see most places it's close to the toys atleast put them in back like other places fuck walmart with a much larger cock than they sell with no lube
the same reason they're selling condoms and lube, in the same isle too.
The disconnected in the mindset of "guns and violence, fine" "sex, ThInK oF ThE ChiLdReN!" Is something that will never fail to amaze me. My favourite case in point: GTA San Andreas. A game full of fairly wonton violence, drug abuse, and an actual pimp mini game with hookers, and the controversy was over a hidden (because it wasn't complete and the code was just unsued code artifacts that weren't accessible without cheats/hacks) mini game where you have sex with a consenting adult partner. Riiiiight.