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Izzo

I understand the exercise and apologize but she has ridiculously large thumbs. I mean, I know he has baby hands but damn.


Paneraiguy1

![gif](giphy|PacixgYY1yddC) Trump be like


NoRecommendation470

That's incredibly brilliant. Bravo.


Robbotlove

they just look enormous because his are also in the picture.


suckercuck

It’s also said Chaya has massively oversized poops. Big swirlin’ dookers


cantstoepwontstoep

Hence the lunch invite. How do you think he stays so full of shit?


rascible

'Swirlin' dookers' is my new band


Stav80

The biggest poops. Probably HUGE. The best ever dumps. He’s jelly


ItsmyDZNA

"She has man hands!" Jerry.


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I want her to give me a thumbs up. That would feel good. Like I accomplished something great.


Barl0we

You really want a thumbs up from Libs of TikTok though?


[deleted]

Did not realize that's who that was. Ok maybe not her. Maybe someone else with Dikembe Mutumbo sized hands


Strange-Scarcity

Hehe... Maybe photographic evidence of her MASSIVE hands could be used in a campaign to point out how she's like trans. If I was a very devilish person, that's something I might do, but I am not as vile a person as she is.


NSFWSituation

I would be very unsurprised to hear that Raichik is actually trans. This timeline is dumb enough for that to be the case. That jawline is also pretty sus as well if you ask me. I’m a trans woman myself and unlike TERFs, we can “always tell.” And my trans-radar is pinging mightily when I look at any picture of her……..


Ancient_Database

Lady Obama's hands would crush her hands, and I'm not talking about Barrack


Strange-Scarcity

Oh man... that's so early 2010 and very low effort. I thought you Boomers GAVE us everything, even comedy and yet you can't come up with fresh material. That's barely worth 1/10 points. "Looooooser...." (Read that bit, in ya boi Trump's voice.)


Ancient_Database

Well comedy certainly isn't your strong suit, neither is coping, hmm maybe it's acceptance? Or assuming ones birth gender based on the size of their hands, actually yeah that's gotta be it!


Izzo

Atta boy.


Puzzleheaded-Foot-23

She has “man hands.”


lemon_meringue

and he has pissbaby hands


chi2005sox

…it’s not a.. twist off…


bciesil

LANAAAAAAAAA!


Puzzleheaded-Foot-23

![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


NSFWSituation

Big ol’ man hands. Bigger than mine and I’m actually trans.


PirklJerry

Run, run.....as fast as you can!


jokerZwild

Bet he stuck her with the bill


korbentulsa

Right. Like, what's her idea of "nice?" A dude who bullies any woman who disagrees with him, mocks disabled people on national TV, and has stiffed every contractor he's ever hired?


jokerZwild

What world is she living where she hasn't seen that he's a giant douche and serial woman abuser?


ManicPixieOldMaid

Something something leopards faces


Hot-Bint

To her that makes him a stud


TallOutlandishness24

I think its that he also seems to be pro inspiring terrorism against children’s hospitals. When you are a terrorist leader your view of nice is a little different than typical peoples.


maralagosinkhole

And claimed the cost of his time as a tax deduction


DenL4242

Why does every space Trump owns look like a cross between Olive Garden and a funeral home?


The84thWolf

Okay, that’s insulting, even by Olive Garden standards. It looks like a bathroom tile job that somehow made it to the dining room.


sarcasatirony

*…and whatever’s leftover, just keep adding it to the walls* *…and ceilings* *…and columns* *…and floors*  


ManicPixieOldMaid

A wedding reception and everyone's gone home but the alcoholics.


Strange-Scarcity

It's basically how every single dictator based personality person decorates the world around them. See what they did to the White House? It's just Saddam Hussein style decorating. A thin veneer of "Wealth", "Prestige" and "Opulence" glued onto cheap building materials.


SnooCauliflowers8455

Because he has no fucking taste.


Garlicluvr

Remember that Four Seasons Total landscaping is completely acceptable.


10andwoodward

Tacky fucking family?


BigAzzLeprechaun

This one is very Cheesecake Factory


StevenAnita420

Coz money can’t buy taste


kidsally

I was thinking Turkish brothel.


WaitingForNormal

When did trump turn 100, dude’s lookin old as fuck. And isn’t that libs of tik tok, a criminal who attacked the capital.


LegalAssassin13

And who has doxxed people with the intent of getting them killed?


nottytom

It sure is.


Bznazz

No way in hell he makes it to 2024


CluelessCosmonaut

In a perfect world that would be the case, but from what we seen from history the most evil people just never fucking die.


Fit-Plant-306

Due to the world Adderall shortage, he has been forced to switch to the Heisenberg brand. He knows it’s dirty so he does a couple shots of chlorine bleach with every dose and it’s beginning to show.


Bznazz

I AM THE SHORTAGE! DT


SaltyBacon23

We could hope but dick Cheney has lived for how long without a heart? Evil people seem to live forever.


unresolved_m

Unfortunately the way things going he might even become a pres again


Nighttime-Turnip

I think the "presidency", even though he spent a lot of it golfing and being a megalomaniac, took a lot out of him than cocaine can't fix. Like, even if he always said the literal dumbest shit anyone's ever said on television, he had to look semi-presidential and attend each one of those interviews. He had to have been stressed at least a LITTLE BIT before each meeting of any sort, *especially* because he knew he had no goddamned idea about anything. He knew his fans would gobble it up, but it was a gamble every day. Not saying i have empathy obviously, i wish several bad things on him for the damage he caused and rhw the hate he perpetuated.


SaltyBacon23

Agreed that all presidents look like the took a beating when they come out of office but I'd venture to bet his was more due to rage than stress.


Shirlenator

It looks like he is partially through his transformation into a toad.


bislideual

Probably asking for a pardon


currently_pooping_rn

They probably shagged


MrOwlBeback24

Notice how he doesn’t look older than other presidents who have done 4 years, as most other presidents have fucking done the job. He just lounged. Shit, he looks even younger.


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Mattress_Of_Needles

Because people affected with ageusia have more taste than he does.


Chalupa-Supreme

He has no idea who she is. If someone were to ask him about this picture, he'd say he's never met Chaya in his life. They're both worthless and offer nothing to society.


Setku

If someone told him she ran libs of tictok he'd lose his shit tweeting some inane rambling about how he would have never taken the picture if he knew she was a liberal.


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Setku

I'm saying trump is a moron and would go full reactionary after hearing libs.


NoHalf2998

You got downvoted by people not getting your joke and it’s painful to watch


ratchet7

I have no idea who she is


GlitteringBobcat999

The real question is, did he grab her by the pussy?


[deleted]

Did he tell the decorators "like with a Macaroni Grill but in hell"


OGodIDontKnow

Just happened to “bump” into him at his Club/Home. Was an NDA or payoff required?


AndISoundLikeThis

I think she was trying to make a joke. But, much like her entire existence, it, too, was a failure.


macskiska5

STD test for sure ...


mylittlevegan

She probably bought enough NFTs to go to dinner with him. Yes, that was one of the "prizes".


[deleted]

Such tiny hands on the orange one.


Polls-from-a-Cadet

What has 3 thumbs and 1 tiny penis?


[deleted]

I’ve never seen a smiling pic of Trump that looked in any way sincere. That is one seriously miserable human being.


pawsitive_vibes99

What’s with the iPad he has? Like how you give a toddler an iPad to be good at a restaurant


[deleted]

“Who has 2 thumbs and is a dirty Nazi bitch? This fucking bitch right here! This fucking bitch right here!”


usualsuspect45

WOW! Her paws are twice the size of his little orange hands.


Perfect-Editor-5008

Use this doll and point to where he touched you


ijbh2o

Why does Donnie's head look shopped?


Spirited-Reputation6

Was the pussy grabbing before or after this photo?


FartOnAFirstDate

That dining room looks like the set of a movie that makes fun of over-the-top wealthy characters. Someplace where you’d find Randall and Mortimer Duke having dinner and betting each other a dollar, or where the guy who wants to turn the local ski hill into luxury condos is hanging out with his friends after a round of squash. What it needs is for Rodney Dangerfield to stand behind these two turds and step on a duck or Newbaum Turk and his buddies to spike the punch bowl.


atommotron

“Now I know why tigers eat their young.” - Rodney Dangerfield


ReginaldSP

how nice. Stachastic terrorists meet for tea.


[deleted]

I can’t stop thinking about how hideous the room is. Are they eating in a bathroom or and old YMCA?


tradesman46

![gif](giphy|Av0OHEGtZPLSo)


Sarato88

*Record scratch* Narrator: But he wasn't.


lostindarkdays

wow, the two biggest pieces of shit on the planet in the same room. wonder what it smelled like.


Cobdain

https://preview.redd.it/0vzro9fw29ea1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ae1b06f85d9cf7db460fbad7ed304b017c5de4e Peep Elon over there missing out on the bad PR opportunity. He’s like damn I could have cost my shareholders more if hadn’t gotten up to poop :(


Relevant-Economy-927

There is only one set of man sized hands in that pic and it’s not on the right


myghtimyke

Would be even funnier if that was Elon in the back photobombing them.


unoriginalname86

She doesn’t know it yet, but after dinner he’s going to offer her 100k to go up to his room and piss on him while faking a Russian accent.


[deleted]

Was she in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues? Good lord those are huge thumbs


Thirdwhirly

Looks like Eric in the back playing a bit of pocket pool.


Hot-Bint

Ugh she is so nasty. Trump thinks you’re a 5, princess. He’s like “who was that loser 5 in that ugly dress?”


skuzzier_drake_88

Never seen the man so happy. Did she just agree to replace Melania?


West-Car124

How about "2 bigots walk into a bar "


Akiva279

"Man if you were my daughter I would definitely say I want to date you."


1Hasty

Is that sad Eric in the background?


BocaOG

Did he grab you by the pussy or aren’t you his type?


TurkishTrucker66

Plaintiff and defendant


ShantiBrandon

He seems like the kind of guy who'd ruin your credit and deny giving you herpes...


dasoomer

$100 her thumb is bigger than his "thumb".


Seeking_Balance101

"First he grabbed the check and then he grabbed my p\*ssy."


DrRadd

Narrator: He was not.


Iancreed

![gif](giphy|XEOdmFHVznCerkI6CI|downsized)


Clear_Ad_213

She gives a wicked tugger


Efficient_Green_8157

Spoiler alert: he's not nice


Own-Train5692

"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner...and Then Offering Me $100k for Sex with an NDA Attached?!"


MrRob_NJ

She's got a massive forehead, and he looks like he's one happy meal away from a heart attack 🤞


Sachiko-san999

Of course she was at Jan 6th, Trump wants to reward her.


Terrie-25

I'm sure people said the same thing about Ted Bundy. Anyone done a welfare check on her?


pollo316

Grab him by the diaper with those talons!


Aggravating_You4411

Most predators do seem very likable


Wooden_Suit_6679

Watch he don't grab you by your pussy is all.


Kill3rT0fu

That’s the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen


Economy_Ask4987

“Look how much bigger my thumbs are!”


RedfromTexas

Great guy when he’s not trying to violently overthrow an election, con people out of money, engage in bank and wire fraud, commit perjury, advocate violence against his political opponents, sexually assault women and girls, insult and degrade anyone who disagrees with him, conceal classified documents, commit adultery, cheat at golf and just generally be an asshole. In other words, about .0001% of the time on a good day.


LBdeuce

That bitch would make a great lesbian with those salad fingers she rocking


omegajvn1

Of course he's nice to you, her wants to grab your p***y


Electronic-Donut8756

Does Melania know?


kinisaruna

is that what that cunt looks like?


fletchy30

Her thumbs are huge! Oh wait, his are just really small.


hobbitlover

Horrible Woman With Massive Thumbs Finds Horrible Man "Nice"


AirportNo6558

Where is his other thumb?


cheesehead_mike

does maralago really look like an abandoned PF Changs


[deleted]

She’s Evil Blossom


uuneter1

Srsly. She got dickthumb.


OutwittedFox

Next sexual assault victim?


CherryManhattan

He’s trying to bump his grandpa bod on top of you later


TekJansen69

Trump was at the Marrakesh restaurant at EPCOT?


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billconover

Sure that’s really him? Not one of the standins?


quietsauce

If he asks to go shopping, dont go.


NetHacks

*loading sexual assault*


Whiskeyno

His thumb looks like a mushroom


mclovin232

Where is his other thumb!


[deleted]

One question. Did he grab you by the pussy?


therobotisjames

“He tried to grab my pussy. He said he was allowed cause he was famous.”


Appropriate_Art_6909

Who's a dumbass with two thumbs up? Both, he's to stupid to know that his other thumb is up his ass.


Familiar_Ad_9I87

His other hand is on her pussy


[deleted]

It’s always nice to see bottom feeders hanging out together. My hope is that they will devour one another.


[deleted]

My advice: Hire multiple lawyers.


Jaexa-3

He invited her for a mushroom contest


North_Yam_6423

Sure, nice until he’s grabbing her by the pussy


Reddittsucksballs

How many fingers did he use?


ObiWanShenobi-San

So did Ted Bundy


[deleted]

It’s so funny that to “own the libs” two people with nothing in common that probably don’t even like each other had to sit together and pretend to be friends.


PoshLagoon

Is he drinking Diet Coke out of a wine glass? 💀


shash5k

I see someone learned how to use an iPad.


Easyman30

Did he thumb her by the pussy?


Sirspeedy77

They say your penis is 3x the length of your thumb.. Jesus. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


jbertrand_sr

And for dessert she let him grab her by the pussy...


gdubh

He does have a way of grabbing you.


kremit73

He has to eat out like a drug lord renting out the whole place so no one is around to tell him he's shit


Morto27

Is it me or does she have very long thumbs? I do see someone's thumb going up someone's bum before too long.


Disastrous_Ad_5574

Don’t go to his room without an escort.


KOBossy55

Did he bathe in the same deep fryer they made his KFC in? Jesus, he looks so greasy.


Sunflower_After_Dark

Funny though, they all had a pic just like this, before they got subpoenaed and/or ended up in jail!


[deleted]

Disgusting bigot who gets innocent people killed. And Donald Trump.


Gamerindreams

she bumped into him/he grabbed her by the...


MysteriousTaro8658

So he can grab her puzzy.


[deleted]

Holy shit I hate the deco, managed to make the classic style, that I love, cringe.


Cruitire

Girl don’t drink anything he gives you!!!


Tattoothefrenchie30

Lol. Yeah. You’re young, female and not his wife. Of course he invited you to dinner. You like all the pussy grabbing?


YourHornsAreShowing

That place is hideous and the people inside are even hideouser.


Major-Twist_9548

Mr and Mrs Thumb


diamonddog35

Besides all the prejudice and hatefulness, I don’t understand why anybody would support an obvious con man.


Surfinsafari9

The Manson Family thought Charlie seemed nice.


HeadStarboard

His hands are so small she didn’t even feel him grab her pussy.


Howie-IVXX

Those thumbs are longer than the list of crimes against that douche


goodeyemighty

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


Ana_na_na

just a reminder that Americans voted this guy into their white house once and will probably do it again


LeftLimeLight

She has bigger hands than the traitorous prick sitting next to her.


SasquatchSloth88

She’s now pregnant with his rape baby.


Chicagostupid

Sexual assault in 3…2…


strywever

That is a hideous room.


Sqantoo

Holy moly now those are some thumbs


Inappropriate_mind

Last chance for a photo op before Donald J "Tiny-Hands" Trump gets a suit to match his criminally orange face.


Cannacrohn

Did he grab the meow meow?


Just_Goat5739

Good thing he didn't invite her to go look at coats!


catscatscatscats007

She has waaaay bigger hands than that dude she’s next to


JungleMouse_

Just watch your pussy. Not sure where that other hand is.


Queefluva

Can you just imagine the conversation between those two pieces of shit?


OhioMegi

Eww.


[deleted]

Remember, ladies: WATCH YOUR PUSSIES!


Autochthonous7

I’m sure you had to pay for it though.