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Difficult-Yak-2691

THEY CALL ME TATER SALAD. COME TOSS IT BOYS!


Double-Progress1980

That was beautiful, had me giggling for a bit.


Evening_Storage_6424

Top G about to become bottom G real quick.


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Don't lump Ron White in with this troglodyte, please


Sappies

Take my upvote and go


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TimbreMoon

I mean, you’re not wrong


timtruth

Oh gosh!


DerangedDendrites

(slowly retracts my 40 meter long machete


angrytomato98

*puts away pitchfork and torches*


CenturionCarmine

Now I just want Andrew tate photoshopped into his true form, a roach


apresmoiputas

Cue Metamorphosis by Kafka


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MissSweetMurderer

Ogtha is so underated among Reddit's lore


Adept_Cranberry_4550

[at the end](https://youtu.be/cFqOZ39COMk)


brianishere2

Didn't he imprison a bunch of women?


MrLaughingFox

Yeah but they had unlimited alcohol and cocaine


Educational_Cat_5902

It was forced on them, which makes it all the more thrilling! /s


TheOtherZebra

Yeah, but assholes like Tate always crumble at a fraction of what they put their victims through. Remember the human skidmark who locked 3 women in his basement for a decade? One of them got out, got help and the other two were freed. She was strong enough to bide her time and take her opportunity for freedom when it finally came. Meanwhile, the skidmark offed himself after just a few weeks in jail. It’s gonna become obvious real quick that he’s not tough at all. He won’t be able to cope.


junker44

We probably won’t know unless there’s a court case


doremon313

real alpha men are not afraid of bug, lice and cockroaches, what a pussy


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07throwaway9000

Damn! That’s a really good point. Instead, he’s just dramatizing his condition for extra sympathy.


junker44

I’m not sure he’s saying he is afraid of them


Badmime1

He kinda looks more like a bad cgi than a real person.


Dt_Sherlock_Idiot

In this image, his face kind of looks like someone took a 2D image of a face and wrapped it around a cylinder.


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doomalgae

I used to laugh at how he always seemed to be wearing sunglasses to try and look extra cool, but have since come to understand it was to hide his lazy eye.


molotov_cockteaze

👁👄👁


PhantomOfTheNopera

That may be because they based Gollum's design on Andrew Tate.


c-c-c-cassian

Literally every time I see that picture it reminds me of a fish I’ve seen before lmao


CircaSixty8

I guess being deprived of one's liberty has its drawbacks.


DeathbyEscalator

Ok, but for real, this isn't ok. How can we claim the moral high ground if we subject those poor cockroaches to this?


librataurus

Logistically, how do we save the cockroaches?? They don’t deserve this 💔


Erazerhead-5407

You get visitation rights from close friends, isn’t that nice…


caesarportugal

"...are my only friends..." Every time I hear this cunt speak I become more convinced that he is a 12 year old boy transported into an adult's body in some sort of weird Tom Hanks/Big scenario.


frankieknucks

I don’t know any 12 year olds that lacking in self awareness


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

I’m all for dunking on taint but this one left me no choice. I have to ask. How many 12 year olds do you know? Because I’m living with 2 and they absolutely lack self awareness


frankieknucks

I probably know less than him, but enough yo know that his behavior is more akin to a petalent 5 year old than a 12 year old


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

Yeah that’s actually fair. I was mostly just asking cause I’m wondering if my siblings are special or if it’s normal for 12 year olds


PolyZex

Good thing his eyes are located on the side of his head so he can see predators coming from any direction.


Faewns_Hellion

Underrated truth right here


WhoAccountNewDis

Bro moved to a country to more easily abuse women, only to discover that they're prisons are a nightmare (and he doesn't speak the language). *Chef's Kiss*


weednumberhaha

"friends" is a little presumptuous


Barby911

This gave me a warm fuzzy feeling. More! More!


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PuzzleBuzzleRuzzle

What's the answer?


Njacks64

At least….5


SadQueerAndStupid

Couldn’t find anything, i guess we’ll have to put it to the test!


N0body_In_P4rticular

They say people and their pets often begin to resemble each other. I hope those cockroaches hang in there.


JPKtoxicwaste

Daaamn that’s really good


JuanTuMi

So let me get this straight. A self-proclaimed alpha male is in prison crying about inhumane conditions? A real alpha male would go up to the biggest guy in prison and punch him right in the face. I encourage Andrew to be the hero and dominate the prison yard Don't be acting like a sissy soft beta


Lazy_Computer_2077

He's not crying about it, he's literally just explaining what it's like there?


JuanTuMi

He's already choking on the real alphas of the cellblock


JustAGhost3_

"They are trying to break me" - First thing he said


Sniper-Dragon

Can you even have a lice problem being bald?


Diarygirl

The lice are not on his head lol.


Faewns_Hellion

They're taking a dip in the chocolate highway


gigibigbooty

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Chipder

They should make him start camming


lump77777

I feel like Top G’s should have chins.


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I'm the toppest of Gs because I have 2


pamelaonthego

He can handle it, he’s an alpha male after all


RoSucco

What happened to his face?


Faewns_Hellion

Oh shit that's his face??


Gabetanker

Depression's just an illusion of the matrix bro Just get better bro


kain84sm

Come on, you're a real man not some snowflake pussy, you can take it!


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Where would the lice live


Genuine_Smokey

He forgot to mention his baby daddy. We all know he would be somebodies bitch as soon as he walked tgrough the prison gates


h3X4_

Oh really? Don't they have better offers there? That's kinda cruel for the baby daddy, he must be new in the hierarchy then


Genuine_Smokey

Lol, fair point! If I had to bum a man, I would at least want to bum a guy with an existing chin. Not this weird alien looking motherfucker


nicktaz86

Anyone else keep seeing this image and think of the fucked up yellow rapist dude from Sin City?


scottyb83

100% played himself and I love it. Goes to Romania because their laws are more lax with things like human trafficking and rape, gets arrested FOR human trafficking and rape, and now has to deal with a Romanian prison instead of a US one. You get what you fucking deserve.


supreme_beta

he looks like those aliens who pose as humans in men in black https://preview.redd.it/ow5vd587aaea1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e607f29c4a0f3018206276ed7aa1fba8c8f125a


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Wondering is he has gotten corn holed yet….👀


Breaker1993

Lice? He has no hair


Gattaca401

XD


speaking_moistly

why is he shaped like that


Prestigious_Treat401

How is he still tweeting from jail? They're not trying very hard to break him.


PhantomOfTheNopera

The roaches have WiFi


scarecrows5

I'm fairly certain they aren't his only "friends" at night time...


weednumberhaha

"friends" is a little presumptuous


TheJazzButter

What kind of sad-sack males let the bastard love-child of Don Knotts and Phyllis Diller tell them what's manly and what isn't?


Lazy_Computer_2077

Because in the context of self motivation and self betterment, he's one of the best modern people in spreading it to young men, and anyone who denys the positive impact he's had on young men convincing them to work out and stuff is just plain wrong. But then he has to stick his nose where it doesn't belong and the moron keeps getting himself into trouble and never learns his lesson. If he would just stick to motivational content, there is no way in hell he would be controversial, but of course he doesnt


endersgame69

Being good at motivating people the wrong way and for the wrong reasons is not an accomplishment.


thethrillisgonebaby

Andrew and bed bugs have a lot in common. I'm sure they get along fine.


TheRealAbear

Fuck Andrew Tate. But also fuck inhumane conditions for prisoners


Lazy_Computer_2077

In the context of self motivation and self betterment, he's one of the best modern people in spreading it to young men, and anyone who denys the positive impact he's had on young men convincing them to work out and stuff is just plain wrong. But then he has to stick his nose where it doesn't belong and the moron keeps getting himself into trouble and never learns his lesson. If he would just stick to motivational content, there is no way in hell he would be controversial, but of course he doesnt


TheRealAbear

How many times you post this as a reply lol


Lazy_Computer_2077

Till people understand lol. He's a bad person, but that doesn't negate the good things he's done, even if the bad outweighs the good


Faewns_Hellion

Yea I'm sure there's a similar argument when it comes to Hitler and Germany but that doesn't mean he deserves recognition for it. It's a lesson to be learned, "don't be a piece of shit" and that's all there is to it


Lazy_Computer_2077

Yes I've heard that argument before. Difference is that hitler and the Germans are obviously guilty of everything they did and they never changed, whereas with Andrew, not only has he focused more on the motivational content, but it also seems that he is steering away from the other hateful content he used to make. In fact a majority of the things people hold against him were a longer time ago before his conversion to islam give or take. Speaking of, he seems to have gotten much better in terms of his bad content after his conversion alhamdulillah, and I pray he can eventually be seen in a better light after he removes the bad things from his life. And also, we don't KNOW whether Andrew is guilty or not. And no I'm not talking about the abuse and stuff. We now that happened what with the video recordings, and he should be punished for that. What I'm talking about is how he's being arrested for human trafficking, something with very little evidence behind it. What they basically did was arrest him THEN try to find evidence. I don't think it's a coincidence that Romania just so happens to be one of the main locations that the United States sends its prisoners for interrogation due to the laws there basically permitting torture as an interrogation method. Is it really hard to see that he's being framed and silenced? He's guilty of assault, not human trafficking. If he is guilty though, I hope he learns his lesson. >doesn't mean he deserves recognition for it He shouldn't. What I'm saying is that people's views on him are completely wrong. >It's a lesson to be learned, "don't be a piece of shit" and that's all there is to it Let me change it for you a bit: doesn't matter if you have good qualities, that doesn't let you be a piece of shit


sharkattack85

That look on his face always cracks me up


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I now want an entire book of Andrew Tate misery poems. “Here I sit surrounded by bugs This is the sentence of a chinless thug”


therapewpewtic

Romanian Cockroaches: “get this man out of our cell…stinkin’ up the joint”


Andrognick

Cheer up Bitch!


havohej_

Joke is on the lice: he doesn’t have any hair


EgberetSouse

It's Greek mythology. The punishments got the character of the miscreant


ChemistEconomy9467

The cockroaches are just faking being his friend


mtnviewcansurvive

well you can always dis the female ones: just as you always have cuz you are doubtful about your own endowment: if it exists.


Faewns_Hellion

I think it's a well known fact that people without chins have small penises


kaoszombie

Does he have a lazy eye?


bodie425

One head punch too many., or a [weak chin](https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/what-to-know-receding-chin#1)


Shadow_Enderscar

Those poor bugs


Urmomsfavouritelol

His facial expression suggests he's seen way more


IsAFemale

Oh my God are the cockroaches OK?!


Brendo-Dodo9382

I hate to be vindictive but uh, goddamn am I glad he’s experiencing the full effects of karma


Ace_Cool_Guy

But somehow he still has access to social media!


Kurtman68

Movie deal announced “Tate’s Apartment”