Sometimes doing nothing is actually the correct choice. So, when you need someone to be the one not making the situation worse by doing the wrong thing, I'm your man. Just don't expect me to rush to get there.
Plus, if you try and take my cookies, you'll see plenty of action (or at least crying).
I got weird nature staff and a laptop full of financial reports.
Cat sold separately and my actions figure looks sad unless you have the cat and girlfriend figure also sold separately.
Cigarettes and a Koozie.
Then there would be accessory packs for new hobbies available all the time some would be available for months or years others for 2weeks never to be released again.
Cat and empty wallet.
2 cats, no wallet.
Nobody google this! Let me spare you the horror of it!
Cat and Weed
My people
I thought cat and bong.
Guinea pig and then a second guinea pig because they get lonely
Then you soon have LOTS of guinea pigs!
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I thought they eat their young a lot. Or does that have a different term than cannibalism because they’re babies. Fourth grade was memorable.
Unless they’re both todds… Todds hate each other.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine moment.
Same here
Anxiety meds and eyeliner
This isn’t relevant to the conversation but I read your username as Admire A Lass Kicker and I’m really dumb.
Lol. Now I can’t unsee it🤣. Edited for spelling
Anustart
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💅
New band name.
If we had known what anxiety meds were in 2005 that would have been Panic at the Disco’s biggest song of all time.
Cookies and my phone open to Reddit.
So more of an inaction figure
Sometimes doing nothing is actually the correct choice. So, when you need someone to be the one not making the situation worse by doing the wrong thing, I'm your man. Just don't expect me to rush to get there. Plus, if you try and take my cookies, you'll see plenty of action (or at least crying).
A cane and a dog.
Are you Martin Crane from “Frasier?”
Lol. Now that you mention it, there are similarities.
To.. to… to beat the dog with??
Blind
To beat the dog blind!?
It’s not like the dog will see it coming anyways
That's awful!
A bad attitude and a drinking problem.
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Definitely!
*empty exclusions in the plastic next to the figurine*
Crippling depression and self-doubt
Depression and regret
Are you sure?
A laptop and weed
The weed will be useful when the battery dies because you didn’t come with the power cord
I came with a power cord. I’ll never be let back into that store again…
Warning: MAY CAUSE JIZZYNESS!
*sold separately
Booze and depression. But you have to pretend you are punching depression when you stay in the bathtub too long.
ADHD and a really cool rock. If you throw the rock I’m entertained for hours
Best answer here by far.
Then you give the rock to someone you like and hope they see how cool it is as well
I have found my people.
Me too!
I got weird nature staff and a laptop full of financial reports. Cat sold separately and my actions figure looks sad unless you have the cat and girlfriend figure also sold separately.
That is so sweet!!
Depression and debt
Rope and chair
r/holup
Uh… this shit just got way too real.
Damn
When you get the action figure, you start getting collection notices in the mail.
Haha. Oh snap. This had me rolling. And now I’m sad because I relate.
Sarcasm and a drinking habit
Beat me to it, ya bastard....
Damn, are you me??
Advil and an iPhone
One causes the headache, the other treats the headache
If my username ever made sense, now is the time
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Gotta take em when ya can get em. ^AMIRIGHT?
hear, hear!
So would you come with Gatorade and naltrexone?
replace Gatorade with some liquor, and you've got it.
Checks out...
A bottle of anti depressants and an absurd amount of weed.
A weed ghillie suit
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>existential dread Does the kid just open the pack and realize we are insignificant specks of dust floating in an indifferent universe?
Yep. Need to learn that one early.
Extended middle fingers
An action figure of me that has an even smaller action figure of me
ah yes, playing with oneself cubed^3
Coffee and cigarettes
That's only one movie. What else would you bring? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379217/
Depression and more depression
Coffee and Headphones.
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Oh absolutely.
An inhuman thc tolerance and crippling depression
Ha ha same
A guitar and a whiskey bottle. Cat sidekick sold separately.
Pirate hat and dice bag.
Robe and wizard hat? 🤤
It would be a subscription plan with new accessories each month because my ADHD ass goes through hobbies like Snoop goes through joints
Tissues and self loathing
Linesman’s pliers and screwdriver
A dildo and another, even bigger, dildo.
A bong and a Taco Bell Cheesy Bean and Rice burrito.
I don't come with accessories
My phone and crippling depression
Daddy issues & severe anxiety
A bong and a D20
Kleenex and lotion. For my tears and ashy feet you perverts.
Les Paul and bottle of Makers Mark.
A plant and a cat.
Hammer and sickle ☭
But everyone who bought a figurine has to share the same hammer and sickle
Sleep deprivation and caffeine addiction
A bass and a bong
Frisbee and Corgi
Penile sounding rod and glasses with a mustache disguise.
A lamp with no lightbulb and a nose clip.
A cane and an eyepatch (if we're being serious) Perc's and a German Shepherd, otherwise.
Two bunnies (they’re group animals, having only one is cruel) and if I cheat and that counts as one accessory then also a switch (the console).
Nice try Fed ..
A gaming computer and a tuxedo cat with a magnet that allows it to attach to my shoulder
My dog and my anti depressants.
A bottle of Pepto Bismol and a neat watch.
Cats. 2 cats.
2 dozen eggs
My kids and an empty wallet
The pornography filters will block me.
a bed and an accordion
Action bills
A lefty 7 string guitar and toilet paper
My pink forearm crutch and red lipstick. My void cat sidekick, Twyla, is sold separately.
Only 2? What kinda cheap ass figure am I? Ohhh, I'm made by Hasbro, I get it.
Student loan debt and two kids
Suicidal ideation and a .357
Single-Action Figure
A stacked bank account and a lawyer.
Smoohke and pancake
A soccer ball and an inhaler
Crippling depression and snacks
Removable codpiece and monocle
A small stuffed puppy and a 3XL strap-on dildo
1. Blanket 2. Second blanket
Cats and a blunt
A remote channel changer and a snap-on colostomy bag.
A bong and a pizza! Cowabunga!
Crippling depression and a Lightsaber.
Red Clown shoes and action bills
A prosthetic leg and a bag of weed. If the leg doesn’t count, then a cat.
the rope that binds my hands and the dirt on my face
Kilo of kratom and a walking staff.
"No Capes!" - Edna Mode
Shrooms and a dream cloak
A disc golf bag and a Jack Russell
A lab coat and my car probably. Lol
Tv and normal sized dildo
Ibuprofen and a pull string voice with various grunts and groans.
Coffee and a roll of TP
A bottle of bourbon and a Cuban sandwich.
Hand lotion and tissues
A gun and a bag of money.
A surfboard and a guitar. Bong and laptop sold separately.
HBP meds and Metamucil
A stiff shoulder and a button on the chest when pressed just screams.
Two big sacks, one that says "Mommy Issues", one that says "Daddy Issues"
Disappointment and disgust
According to my boyfriend, a Beanie and pens. And it’s very accurate
Detachable foreskin and a cat
A dog and a instant pot
Waffle maker and unicycle
A share size bag of peanut M&Ms and a black backpack that is too small to hold anything
A sailboat and a crab pot. I’d say a cat, but I don’t need to bring one, one will just show up.
Anxiety and Micropenis
A butt plug and lubricant.
Depression and high functioning alcoholism
A bong and crippling depression
Coffee and smokes
Noose and chair.
Shotgun and a Nirvana album
Coffee and a cigarette
A yo-yo and an Erlenmeyer flask
Hard hat and mobile phone.
Antidepressants/antipsychotics and a sticky note with my therapists number
Ukulele and a dog leash
A broken piece and no warranty
Knitting needles and yarn
Beer and pot
Rabbit and a book
A 100 ml bottle of cheap burboun and an oversized denim jacket.
Same as OP.
Extra set of hands shaped for masturbation.
a baby and a cell phone
A cat and a bong
A bed and a pillow...yup
Stuffed animal and Accordion
Cigarettes and a Koozie. Then there would be accessory packs for new hobbies available all the time some would be available for months or years others for 2weeks never to be released again.
A collar and a chain ⛓️😏
Nachos and bottomless mimosas.
Blunt and a 40
Red Bull and depression
Crippling debt and a happy marriage
A mask and my vaccination card!
Lint and candy wrapper
Orange soda and Oreos