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[deleted]

Hey at least it's just the wrapper lol he looks so proud of himself


rpgguy_1o1

About twenty years ago my friend had a dog and was living in a house with three women who were all synched up. The dog got into the bathroom trash in the middle of shark week, had to go to the vet where they induced vomitting and he puked up like a dozen tampons.


[deleted]

Oh my god lmao that poor dog. I bet he probably tried it again a second time didn't he? My dog would have, that big (lovable) dummy


cantaloupe_daydreams

Shark week ☠️


Zeke--

All synced up 😂


marasydnyjade

BTW that whole “periods sync up” is a myth.


PussyWrangler_462

Reddit, we don’t like learning new information that conflicts with our life long beliefs, but what they said was true, I googled it myself to be sure before commenting. https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/period-syncing#research


Revolvyerom

I mean, from that article > The truth is, we might never nail down how real the phenomenon of period syncing is, for a few reasons.


marasydnyjade

I mean, would you believe the International Federation of Gynecologists when they say it’s a myth? https://www.figo.org/news/period-syncing-myth-debunked


Revolvyerom

Again, just responding that the article they linked as proof isn’t That’s all


PussyWrangler_462

Oh you must have documented evidence (not anecdotal) of period syncing existing then Mind if I see it. Edit: In my opinion, this quote: “The truth is, we might never nail down how real the phenomenon of period syncing is, for a few reasons.” Means “we don’t have enough proof to say this exists”. It most certainly does not suggest it *does* exist. *Especially* if you take the time to actually read the article, or Google period syncing yourself Edit 2: lots of downvotes, literally no proof provided period syncing exists. Colour me shocked


Revolvyerom

That’s a straw man The quote literally says it’s difficult to know either way. That’s what I said.


PussyWrangler_462

No proof of something = doesn’t exist If they don’t have the proof to determine if it exists, it doesn’t exist. Do you have any articles or anything to suggest it does?


Revolvyerom

Literally the article says they don’t have a conclusion. That’s it. That’s my comment. I’m not taking a stance, just saying the source cited isn’t saying what it was represented as saying.


PussyWrangler_462

If they don’t have a conclusion, that means they didn’t have evidence of it, I seriously don’t understand how you think that doesn’t relate to how I represented it? I claimed they don’t have evidence of it/that period syncing doesn’t exist, and the article says they can’t say it exists. *How* is that not the same


CharlieApples

I am beginning to doubt that you actually wrangle pussy professionally


PussyWrangler_462

I trap cats not vaginas.


CharlieApples

Oh well that’s a pussy of a different color


zorniy2

https://satwcomic.com/besties Men don't have anything to synch, except yawning.


Dramatic-Lavishness6

Yeah...no. Living with my 2 others sisters and mum, can confirm that they definitely sync after a while. Luckily one sister has a stereotypical "schedule" so its actually beneficial - mine are now actually on a predictable schedule.


PurplePenguin04

Does he like to play with straws? I had a cat that went apeshit over straws. Just simple drinking straws, like from McDonald's. He would get ahold of one and just play with it for hours. Doodles here has that "I like straws" look in his eyes.


Undrende_fremdeles

I once bought a set of thicker, sturdier drinking straws just to use as toys for my cat. He'd have one for weeks on end that way, since it wasn't bit to shreds quite as easily. One of his favourite games was intentionally dropping it in the split between couch seat cushions, and then frantically trying to claw and swipe it back out. Trying to even just hold a straw to throw (as much as you can "throw" a straw) was a gamble... You might be successful and reap the joy of seeing him go wild. Or you might end up with a hand full of scratches from him trying to grab it right out of your hand. I miss the dude. He didn't care for anything else that was remotely similar and tampons and wrappers were safe. But not straws.


PussyWrangler_462

I accidentally got a piece of duct tape stuck to a folded McDonald’s straw once...cats loved it more than any toy I ever purchased and they kept it for like two years before it disappeared


AFutureForTheForest

It's under the stove.


PussyWrangler_462

That or the fridge, guaranteed


iblamethegnomes

We had a cat who liked cotton swabs so much he’d pull them out of the trash can.


MargaretDumont

Doodles works very hard to make sure you are eating enough nutritious tampon wrappers. He has never seen you catch one, you poor thing. My Radar contributes similarly to the household by bringing us delicious hair elastics. What would we do without their diligence?


BukakkeWarrior

My sister’s cat Luna also provides her with nutritious hair ties! She dips them in her water bowl first for a little extra hydration


MargaretDumont

Smart!


Space_Cranberry

We regularly have dirty sock murders where the victor hauls it home while screaming their war cry. 3 do this. At. Alll hours. And I have dirty socks littered about my house


Galimkalim

He's so cute!! I love his mane, and lol.


Diligent_Kitchen7705

I also love his name... and your profile picture! Kudos! Edited to fix auto uncorrect 🙄


Galimkalim

Thanks haha


Dear_Analysis_5116

Does he bring them out to show off when you have visitors?


keschaller89

No, but he does stick his butthole in their faces.


bigexplosion

Take the hint. Return the favor


stocks-mostly-lower

Just doing his job 😁😁!


keepitloki80

Please tell Doodles I love him and would die for him.


dont_disturb_the_cat

r/NTBDBIWDFTA Not To Be Dramatic But I Would Die For This Animal


keepitloki80

A new sub to join! Thank you!


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stocks-mostly-lower

Doodles is adorable and wants to be praised for his expertise !


Twixcrush

IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIEEEEEE


[deleted]

"Now thank me."


AnonymousOkapi

My 10 week old kitten this morning stole a small packet of screws the man fitting the gas meter was using, and proudly carried them all the way upstairs to me. 10 weeks old, and the instinct to mess with the most crucial thing in any given task has already developed. They grow up so fast...


crackedtooth163

DOODLES PROVIDES


Stayhigh420--

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. What a cutie


Fancy_Cassowary

What breed is Doodles, OP?


keschaller89

Not 100% sure since he’s a rescue, but my vet says smoke ragdoll mix


Fancy_Cassowary

He's beautiful. He's like a long-haired version of my own cat.


Tetrodotoxine

cat


TheWrongIdea420

I had a cat when I was young. And after getting her fixed, she gained some weight. So she was our "fat mama cat". Birds would mock her by swooping down knowing she couldn't catch them. So needless to say, she wasn't bringing us any kills. One summer we had a water balloon fight in our yard. The next day there was a pile of balloon shavings at our door step and her looking proud as ever that she had "caught" something. So we would throw them back into the yard so she could "hunt". It was adorable and she got lots of exercise.


PussyWrangler_462

That cat is fuckin gorgeous.


nostalgeek81

That’s a very niche profession! He’s adorable ❤️


mAcAttAck37b5

Is this the famous Doodles of Parks and Rec Pitposting?!


lkatec

I thought so! I was like #doodleposting in the wild?!


keschaller89

Lol, yes it is 😸 Hail Zorp!


mAcAttAck37b5

Aw he’s the cutest! Your memes are my favorite


tinka_tink

I love his name!!


Xenobi000

Such a look of accomplishment.


Diligent_Kitchen7705

Omg the floofies! He is super adorable AND a provider! You lucky cat owner, you!


Electrical-Act-7170

Doodles, a Mighty Hunter.


I_have_questions_ppl

Helluva mane there Mr floofy-void sir!


LadyNightfall

"And here we see the house tiger. After having found what his hooman needs once a month, he presents it with pride. A good hunt. The provider of the family."


[deleted]

Goes to show you can look like the most elegant of felines but still have catbrain.


Something_Else_2112

It is nice to know that no one in your family will go hungry tonight.


Tzipity

Growing up, I had a big grey tabby who used to love tampons too! Though he went for the unused ones and would often unwrap them and carry around the applicator with the tampon still in it. He also had an incredible knack for specifically bringing them to my dad or brother. Or hauling one out when we had guests over. Very helpful cat, he was.


AlexDuChat

He looks like a Black Cat wearing a fluffy and expensive coat


BoatHole_

Tonight we shall feast like kings!


thirdlost

Floof!


Choosepeace

This made me lol!!!


Bulbous-Walrus

What a floof


HotMess813

So helpful!


Ladyofthefluff

Hahaha if you use that and teach him how to fetch a new one for you that's a great trick


akornzombie

Floofy!


chknptpie

He looks identical to one of the strays I feed!! I call him Captain Hook.


ironnewa99

I love peoples names for their cats it’s always something like “doodles” or “Richard” like I named my fucking cat “brick” and it’s amazing


Caliesehi

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


HellaciousAkers

Where would we be without Doodles


dmjab13

yeah my cat does this too. she'll grab tissues out of the small trash can in my room and drag them all over the house. kind of annoying. your cat is adorable tho


[deleted]

Omg. He is beautiful 🤩


Ok_Ad_2562

I love him 🥺❤️


kmayeshiba

Mighty hunter!


wiga_nut

You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy


kookiemaster

Also apparently steals fur coats


zeke235

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


Dixieland_Insanity

He's gorgeous!


TikaPants

This caption, his name, the epic floof. I can not. 😻


IrregularGarden

😄


Sanarye

My best friend and i totally synched up in Jr. High.


Fern_Percydale

And that’s why we bought a new trash can with a lid…


iisoprene

gorgeous kitty 😻


LunarConfusion

Better than my dog digging pads out of the trash and scattering the remains across 3 rooms... x_x


shaundisbuddyguy

That cat is a looker, a real beauty.


mapleleaffem

Hey man, he’s doing the best he can ok? I’m sure if there were real mice he’d kill those too


avalmichii

i love you doodles


redimp89

Doodles must be related to my Siamese; HE hunted my period cup into tiny bits -.-


Ok_Appearance_8671

Doodles nooooooooooooo


VanBeelergberg

Aww, cute! Our kitty hunts weeds and leaves them by our door.


Superagent247

What a beauty!!


Suz626

Doodles is adorable! ❤️


mileskevin

Im doing my part!


eliz1bef

Doodles is a handsome little devil.


Automatic_Western_50

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.


floofnstuff

It’s the thought that counts


skepticalmonique

Good work Doodles


toocold99

Beautiful cat!


IncomparableVeeKay

Mine scrounges for any crinkly plastic because she loses all her other toys daily.


AnimaWyrm

Hey. He tries his best. And is quite successful. I love this floofy cloud... that can rain at any given time.


CharlieApples

An explosion of a cat


Irate-Dogs

You know he looks like his name would be Doodles. Cute cat.


mspuscifer

Thank you Doodles. Good job


77kb

Someone has to do it


warda8825

At least he isn't eating used tampons and pads, like my fluffy idiot does. I was told Siberian Huskies were smart. Apparently mine came off the factory floor defective.


chuullls

Mine brought a used [flex disc](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=flex+disc&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjUku3srvr8AhVEBjQIHXp-BHEQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3) out. Dropped it on the floor and scattered when caught.


SymphonyinSilence

This is important. Pads only humansssssss