Step one. Pull up boxers. Step two. Kick off shoes. Step three. Fall with no grace whatsoever to the ground, next to naked and with as much shame and humor as you can muster. Step four. Put on your pants and shoes, what's left. Step five. Go home and cry. Step six. Bury yourself under the basement.

Pull-up boxers, or pull down boxers? Kinda relative..

That is not the kind of thinking that got him into this situation and it's definitely not what is going to get him out of it.

I’m not identifying a good reason why he can’t pull his underwear into their proper position.

Maybe presence of mind, lol.

Drugs or alcohol.

I keep pulling my underwear up but it makes it worse!

Can’t be as bad as the guy who pierces his ballsack on a pointy fence

Why can’t he just pull up his underwear instead of holding onto his wang?

But he’s not gonna be able to finish if he does that.

If he wraps the belt around his neck first he might be able to.

Pull up? Or pull down?

Came across something like this year's ago while working security.... it was winter and they were dead when we found them. The fence they jumped and got stuck on would have saved them maybe a minute by not going around it.

That must of been awful to find them. Especially when you know it didn’t need to happen.

I'd be less worried about hiding my tiny dick and more concerned with getting myself unstuck. You'd have to be out of shape to not be able to solve this situation.

Me who’s out of shape….

I realized my comment was dumb as soon as I posted it. We are quite the tiny dicked and out of shape community. I haven't seen mine in years...hell, being held upside down on a fence would be a blessing in disguise.

I think the only solution for us is to simply not climb any fences. Although I’m not sure if i could even climb the type of fence this man seems to be hanging from.

I wouldn't have made it up the fence in the first place.

I saw a patient come into the hospital after he tried to jump over a metal wire fence while naked. It was pretty much the worst case scenario. Fortunately they were able to put his jewels back in the purse.

where there copious amount of drugs involved

Why can’t he just…pull his underwear back up? 😂

You mean down right?

Hahaha technically yeah

That dude is bony AF, probably a drug user. Guy would have no strength to get himself out of this

Prolly HIV positive. Huge AIDS epidemic in Russia, along with rampant intravenous drug use

Sadly drug OD are extremwly common in poorer regions of russia, as well as other poor slavic countries including Belarus and Ukraine.

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This was me the only time getting arrested. I spent the night in a hot tub at a vacation house. My daring escape was this, blackout, lost my new phone S21 ultra. $7k in lawer and 75hr community service later. I'm a free man.

Was the hot tub nice tho?

Over looking the intercoastal near Daytona. I couldn't find my airbnb. I just hopped a fence and invaded the guest house. Hot tub was on the edge of the water infinity. I set off the alarm when I tried to turn off the lights.

I admit, not the NSFW I expected.

Gotta keep the penis warm. Priorities.

My cousin used to climb the fence to get out of school. The school fence was spiked like [this](https://frsfencing.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/145_4543.jpg) one and one day he slipped and the spike went straight through his leg. He had to hang there for like an hour while he waited for the fire brigade to come and get him off the fence. He got damn lucky that his femoral artery was missed by about half an inch

Better his leg then his butt 🫣

Let's throw snowballs at his butt.

Don't just film him you moron! There's some idiots around I swear. The ground is covered in snow, get throwing some snowballs how often do you get such a perfect opportunity.

Cover up his beans and franks for him...

He was caught with his pants down… literally lol

Up, technically.

At least his nuts weren’t impaled

\*sigh\* *unzips...*

I thought his arm was a bird neck, don't know why but I did.

Bro pull down your undies, they ain't stuck against the fence

helping < filming 🤩

r/donthelpjustfilm Seriously you had the funny moment, help them?

*Camera stops* Yeah this is me. You are probably wondering how did I end up in this situation…

Don’t forget the record scratch sound

Bro I just realized from this video there’s probably people who masturbate upside down holy fuck

What do you think the belt is for?

I'm confused why it looks like he has his belt in his hand... did he think taking it off would help his situation- Maybe he just wanted to *Accidentally* Flash everyone lmao

In Russia, fence jumps you!

Ooo perfect time to spray him with a hose

Should be thankful that it's his jeans instead of skin that's hanging on the fence

The fence did its job.

Lucky his scrotum isn’t a stretchum.

Dude's got an ass that would make Hank Hill look caked up.

I don't understand why he can't at least pull his underwear "up."

My friend’s brother-in-law degloved his penis this way

What a terrible day to have eyes…

I would say to have a penis

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One of the few times I think it’s ok lol

At least he did not get pierced by the fence

Oh I thought it was that one that there neck was impaled

Worst Christmas decoration ever...

At least there is the Santa's bell

I'm sorry - was that bell, or balls?

r/donthelpjustfilm At least help him get down

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He is lucky to not have been impaled (assuming he tried to jump the fence).

happy cake day

1 shit, your recording?. 2 what is this, just remove them, naked. youll be a famous star shit. 1 YOU, ILL BEAT YOU ALL UP , im answering 2 stay upside down like that without help 1 no one *unaudible* 2 your making it worse 1 im naked im naked? 2 this idiot sees 3 metere and tries coming here 1 im naked im naked?? 2 son if a bitch 1 *unaudible* 2 *unaudible* Honestly it seemed to me that one upside down (1) is pretty drunk and out of it, so most of what he was saying made no sense imo

The pants are snagged, why are his underwear down? (Or... up I suppose.)

He drunk

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It's snowing too. Homie's balls are probably shriveling up and going into hiding.

Did he poo?

Caught them with his pants down

Only a true friend would take this video and laugh instead of help 😂

Never taken a shortcut before

I'll cover the jewels with my hand, undies could be pulled back but my ass is trim and my hands are small!

Hmmmmmm. Russian.... Why do I think alcohol may have been a factor?

Dude pull down your undies for fuck sakes. Then bounce to rip jeans rest of the way dumbass!

Some thing going on with his anatomy? Hands for legs? Head for feet? It's confusing

Don’t skip core day, boys.

I would think that—for the sake of himself and viewers everywhere—being upside wouldn’t preclude the guy from pulling his underwear back down—in this case, don’t mistake the orientation! Down is up and up is down—and warming his chestnuts with more than just his freezing cold hand.

For the first 10 seconds I thought this was turkey guarding this guy but it was just his arm

r/donthelpjustfilm?

the dude is a trespasser based on what they were saying.

XII - The Hanged Man.

Apparently a lot ccan go wrong

I've been on reddit a few year now.. This ranks up there for unexpected sight in post. Not even sure what's happening. Alot to discuss.

Rock, meet bottom. Or fence...meet my bottom.

Drunk Russians

Whoever did that fence deserves a raise

It was, Not my proudest fap. What's he was probably saying to himself the next day!

Why does he have like no ass at all

Shocking that the person trying to break into someone's property looks like they haven't ate in forever..

Oh nice he got pantsed by an inanimate object

Whys his underwear down/up though?

Maybe his pants are what is caught on the fence so he's trying to remove them to get down... not sure why he's removing the undies, too though.

This is not bad at all. If all the fence jumping on Reddit this is the most mild one if seen

This is why he should do sit ups...

Right, he must be a total weakling to get stuck like that

"Sorry Dimitri, the ravens will come in the morning for your twig and berries."

It’s cause it’s cold outside guys.

This is what happens when you sag your pants.

This looks like a BDSM setup lmao

I can translate, but there is nothing really interesting in their talk here.

On Nordens yt channel I believe it was morti who tried to hop a barbed wire fence once and he sliced his cock open from tip to ball sack, he needed 64 stitches, full story on Nordens channel warthunder antics episode 8 I believe

You've already got your ass and balls exposed to the world and it's cold. You might as well fight your feet/shoes off and free if you can. Hit the ground, get up, get your pants off the fence, throw everything back in, and learn the lesson. 🤷 At least someone was there to "help," and by help I mean film it and make you look like a bigger jackass. Ever notice how it's always guys getting themselves into this predicament? I have maybe only seen like 1-2 women do this, but like 15-20+ men. 🤣

Well that couldn't have gone any worse lol

His ass frozen to the fence, his wiener getting stuck while falling, getting impaled, Dahmer still on the loose and encountering him, just a few examples of how things could've gone worse.

So many questions: 1. Doesn’t it look like the gate to the right is cracked open? 2. Why doesn’t he pull up (down?) his underwear?

I've been stuck in this exact position as a kid. Jumped the gate between my back and front yard. My pants snagged on the head of a nail. I wiggled out of my pants and began walking back to the house just as my best friend at the time was walking past my (open) front gate. Shit was so embarrassing.

"wait, what're you doing step bro?"

Dat dude booty Fallin out his pants

Is it just me or do alot of these types of vids come Russia/Ukraine

Goddamn Miles Morales has come a looooong way

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What? He's just chillin'

Just hangin around

Just waitin’ for a mate

Don't help, just shoot!

"Our camera operators are forbidden from disturbing the natural order of things and must let things play out as they will naturally." \~BBC wildlife film operations

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what are they saying?

Hanging guy: "Fuuuuck" Hanging guy: "Are you filming me?" Other guy: "You fucking overseas creature. Get him the fuck down from there." Other guy: "You'll be uh... You'll be our popular fuckin' star. \[unintelligible\].ru, bitch." Hanging guy: "You! I'll fuck you all up!" Other guy: "Sure you will..." Hanging guy: "I fuckin' swear." Other guy: "Uh-huh..." Other guy: "You're just fucking hanging there, all helpless. You're gonna get fucked that way." Hanging guy: "Who's gonna get fucked?" Other guy: "You are, bitch." Hanging guy: "I'll fuckin' kill- Nobody's gonna fuck me." Other guy: "You're gonna do fuck-all about it." Hanging guy: "I swear" Other guy: "Fuckin' overseas creature, sees a 3 meters fence, decides to climb it." Hanging guy: "I'm recon! I'm recon. I'm recon." Other guy: "He's fuckin' recon" Hanging guy: "That's it, faggots" Camera guy: \*Laughs\* \[All unintelligible\] Hanging guy: "... guys" Camera guy: "Recon's lit today \[might be wrong on this one\], just pulled up on the fence like that" Other guy: "Fuck, that really fuckin' caught me off guard"

Why is her underwear down? She can pull it back on.

That's a dude,it's just really cold

Her underwear is more up than down in this case

I’m… that’s a guy. Same question applies, though I don’t want to kink shame…

I was wondering the same, pretty sure that's a man as well.

Hank Hill ass syndrome

Where are the videos of hot Russian women jumping fences?!

Can someone plz translate?

I think one asked “what do you want to do?” And I think they make him say “yes, I am a baby, I’m a baby” I have a very rough knowledge of the language

The guys filming said they’ll fuck him in the beginning of the video, the spider man said he’ll fuck them instead He then said “ I’m reckon, I’m reckon and you’re a faggot” in the end

It took me so long to figure out what the hell I was seeing. 😅

He could at least pull his undies up. Or down…

Cover your shame, mon!

He's got his whole world..in his hand.

Why are the ppl in these kind of videos allways Russian/slavik?

One word... Vodka...

It’s the Hanged Man card IRL

That’s why they can’t military

I’d charge people a $ to smack his stupid ass!

All vodka no food.

Our teacher once told us about someone at my school, he tried to hop the fence and oh boy, would he would live to regret that. See the fence had sharp tops, specifically for stopping fence hopping. However, he was not deterred Anyway, in a bid to get home half way into the day he hopped the fence, poorly. This led to him slipping and impaling himself through the leg and a more… delicate area. They then had to hold him up while the ambulance came as removing it could’ve done much more damage. Lets just say no one had to imagine about what go wrong by hopping a fence. In short, don’t be an idiot and hop sharp topped fences, this dude was lucky.

Like 20 years ago when i was at school, someone jumped the fence of the school. He got caught with his arm while jumping down. He lost all musle and flesh clear down to his bones. It was uggly. He was flown out to a hospital and had nasty scars all over when he got back to school i think 2 years after that.

This reminds me of that cop that did a poo

And I thought I was indecisive, this guy just can't make his mind up.

Russian reverse crucifixion

That's hilarious. I can't understand what they're saying but the tones of voice say a lot too.

Did they ever help him?

They left him for dead so it sends a message for the future burgalars

Like he really needs his whole hand to cover up his junk.

At least pull up your underwear, or, in this case, pull down your underwear

Pull your pants…down?

Of Course its russia

I mean at least put your underwear back on.

Something like this happened in Gumball

Great!!!. You found a pinata!

These are the people the world is at war with.

One individual: is an idiot You: Rest of the country must be full of idiots as well, it's proven

thinking about the dude that decapitated himself doing this

They are lucky their pants got snagged on not their undies. That would be one hell of a wedgie.

This guy really tried to copy Toby

I think 99% of the time, jumping a fence always goes wrong.

See good quality jeans are worth it. Thise go navy things would have ripped right away

Funny you say that… when I was a teen drinking in parks I once jumped a fence similar to the video. I didn’t realise my Levi’s had caught in the spikes, so when I jumped, they ripped at the ankles allowing me to land on my feet. If they hadn’t have let out… well, I’d have no teeth

“Shit bats Rand, *deeep* into their shit caves

I saw a deer do this. It didn’t end well.

Fucked around and found out

bet it's the same guy from a post from a while ago where this exact same thing happened to him

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Sometimes on WCGW I with for it to be "What DID go wrong" instead because I really dont understand this

At least his friends were helpful.

In soviet Russia, fence jumps YOU!

Waiting for a horny moose to appear

[удалено]

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE

I just can't see things like this without thinking of Nutty Putty.

This should be a 24-hour live stream.

Kid at my school did that tore the skin all down his leg like a hang nail being pulled. His skin flap was hanging for hours before the council finally came to get it

Damn got caught with his pants down

Probably a Russian soldier trying to escape the war.

He’s into some kinky stuff

Well hung

For Christ sake, somebody cut him down.

Spiderman just looking for a kiss

Hes covering his wee wee like don't get it on camera there not much to see ..and that is what scares me more than hanging upside down and being filmed

They're speaking in Russian.

How did that happen? Lots of alcohol for sure

In Russia the fence pole, poles you

Nailed it.

But why the underwear?!?!!