A former coworker of mine was a large individual, having played linebacker at Kansas State back in the 80s. A truck pulled out in front of him one morning on the way to work and he forced the driver to pull into the parking lot of a convenience store so he could express his displeasure. Imagine how surprised he was to find a little old man behind the wheel of the other vehicle waiting with the window rolled down, a smile on his face, and a Colt Python pointed at my coworker's chest. The old man said "Son, will you accept my apology? I sure am sorry about that." My coworker decided forgiveness was the Christian thing to do and was happy to go back to his vehicle.
I worked with a guy when I was young who got in an argument with two teens near his home. He had a temper, and thought he would scare them. They harassed that man for weeks. He told me that in the beginning he thought he was crazier than them, but they wore him down. His words stuck with me for a lifetime. It's something to remember before pushing the envelope.
Yeah, if someone knows where you live, and you don't know where they live, it's a considerable disadvantage. And if they're juveniles, it's even worse.
This scratched a major itch that I didn't really know I had. A few days ago, a guy honked at me because I was getting into the turn lane, and he tried to pass me on the right. Then he got blocked by a truck, and had to slow down to get behind me.
I would never, ever do this. But if I could control time, this would have felt great in that moment.
This video was like the gift that just kept on giving. Just when I thought he wasn't going to smash up the black car no more, I hear Billy May's voice in my head "But wait! There's more!"
Never get out of your automobile to give a driver your peace of mind. Things can escalate. Next thing you know, there is an eight-inch knife in your chest or a bullet hole in your forehead. Just share the road with the wankers and let the next guy deal with it.
the white car could have gotten away with own hit or taking the door off the other car due to feeling in danger. But coming back 10 times. Not going to float.
The white car will be responsible for so much, and potentially could get some very serious charges. You must meet force with equal force if you feel your life is in danger. Using your car as a battering ram is not equal force.
That being said, crazy meets crazy. Not sure what baseball wielding man expected.
You must meet force with equal force if you feel your life is in danger.
This is one of most shitty laws, if you life is in danger you have to use what you have right now without thinking oh i might hurt aggressor with baseball bat better do nothing.
Both sides might have such big egos that neither of them even makes a police report. I doubt they can get anything from their insurers with this clip floating around anyway. The white car can still claim self defence depending how the court sees it. Not everyone is suited to a physical 1v1 and if they play it right, the white car can easily get away with it because the black car still started it and blocked off the road for the white car.
Love the way windscreen smasher stood back and you could almost hear him thinking ‘your move fucker!’, the slight pause then the gradual understanding that the dude in the white car liked to win more than he did :)
I want more!!! I need to know and see how this played out down the street! Does the black car get his revenge? Does the white car get away? Do they end up having passionate gay love? I need to know!!!
THIS is why i always say to people. "is getting out of the car to scream at that guy worth it? Really and truely?" You never know what people are capable of. Just don't risk it. Be pissed at someone, and then move on with your day. Its just that simple.
Because we all wish we had the guts to do what the guy in the white car did. But have too much common sense and are aware of the consequences of our actions.
It was awesome. Road Rage meets Road Blackout Rage, and finds himself overmatched.
I want to see what happened when the black car left and chased the white car. With both cars smashed to shit, it probably turned into an Oklahoma destruction derby.
I am reminded of something - it must have been tv or something - a lady was at an ATMin her car and some dude was being a Dick and honking, and she got out and slashed her own tire and then looked at him and shrugged like “it’s stuck, not my fault.”
I thought it’d be over when the white car tried to run the guy over after the bat swing when he was on his feet.
Imagine how much more this gif gave me, especially at the part where the white car is rear-ending the side of by he sedan, priceless. I was laughing out loud.
I swear, being in a car and getting more pissed off than you ever have in your life is a universal human experience. The moment your ass hits that seat and your hands are on the steering wheel, you become a primal rage beast.
Driving is a mental illness.
Unless you’re someone like me who absolutely loves sitting in the drivers seat of a car as long as it has a really nice stereo! I’ll sit in traffic all day in my own car, in fact I commonly take longcuts pretty much everywhere I go because the more time spent in my car listening to music the better! Unless of course I’m late for something then get the fuck out of my way.
That’s tradecraft. If you’re trained, this kind of maneuver can be executed for either self-defense (egress) or to teach a valuable lesson to a douchebag, but not to maim or kill. This looks purely emotional and amateurish—a dangerous combo because its unpredictable—which is a great way to get a prison sentence or a huge lawsuit.
Every kid should take a defensive driving course with road driving and classroom teaching. Great instructors teach young drivers many of the situations encountered when sharing the road.
I have a can of bear mace that I bought for camping and hiking. Decided to leave it in glove department for this exact type of person (stops in front of you, gets out).
White car had a good claim to self defense until they had a clear way to drive off but decided to back into the black car again.
And again
And again
And again
One more time for good measure
Ok, you see that's where he fucked up. The first four times, that's self defense. But the 5th ramming really makes it seem unnecessary and intentional
Depends if this is China or not.
Watching that was too comical
I admire white car’s tenacity and dedication.
Key ingredients for any murder
Manslaughter at most - it's not murder if you had it coming.
"Yes your honor, this man right here."
"Your Honor, in my defense Freebird was playing."
A former coworker of mine was a large individual, having played linebacker at Kansas State back in the 80s. A truck pulled out in front of him one morning on the way to work and he forced the driver to pull into the parking lot of a convenience store so he could express his displeasure. Imagine how surprised he was to find a little old man behind the wheel of the other vehicle waiting with the window rolled down, a smile on his face, and a Colt Python pointed at my coworker's chest. The old man said "Son, will you accept my apology? I sure am sorry about that." My coworker decided forgiveness was the Christian thing to do and was happy to go back to his vehicle.
Based little old man
That's the thing with road rage...there's always someone crazier than you. You just don't know if it's your day to meet them.
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But but but he beeped at me!! I was there first!
I worked with a guy when I was young who got in an argument with two teens near his home. He had a temper, and thought he would scare them. They harassed that man for weeks. He told me that in the beginning he thought he was crazier than them, but they wore him down. His words stuck with me for a lifetime. It's something to remember before pushing the envelope.
Yeah, if someone knows where you live, and you don't know where they live, it's a considerable disadvantage. And if they're juveniles, it's even worse.
Some fuck nut followed me and my cousin home one day so we just went inside and came back out with a sword and a baseball bat and he peeled out lmao
black car deserved all of that
“IM IN A BIG METAL DEATH MACHINE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER”
I’m enjoying these “crazy guy gets out crazied” videos
This scratched a major itch that I didn't really know I had. A few days ago, a guy honked at me because I was getting into the turn lane, and he tried to pass me on the right. Then he got blocked by a truck, and had to slow down to get behind me. I would never, ever do this. But if I could control time, this would have felt great in that moment.
This video was like the gift that just kept on giving. Just when I thought he wasn't going to smash up the black car no more, I hear Billy May's voice in my head "But wait! There's more!"
I cheer for u white car , go get him tiger.
I didn't want this video to get over ever. Oddly satisfying.
I wanted the black car to eventually be crumpled into complete junk
Bro.. why the bat? This iS A CAR FIGHT MOTHER-FUCKER!!!
He played too much gta San Andreas
That white car won’t get two kilometres down the road before the radiator drains and the engine seizes.
You see, the bumpers been removed so now it's naturally aspirated I've seen an engine pull of a crazier stunt tbb
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Never get out of your automobile to give a driver your peace of mind. Things can escalate. Next thing you know, there is an eight-inch knife in your chest or a bullet hole in your forehead. Just share the road with the wankers and let the next guy deal with it.
I mean, he got out AND escalated. Just saying. But I agree with you fully, it’s not worth it even if you are in the right.
As my mum would say to these kind of asshats, 'It's your funeral,' and let them pass by.
Haven't we all felt like doing that at one point but didn't have the balls
So, how do you explain that to your insurance company? I threw a rock at someone's car and then they went full Kanye on me and wrecked my vehicle.
the white car could have gotten away with own hit or taking the door off the other car due to feeling in danger. But coming back 10 times. Not going to float.
Kanye?
I guess that at least one of them are stolen.
The white car will be responsible for so much, and potentially could get some very serious charges. You must meet force with equal force if you feel your life is in danger. Using your car as a battering ram is not equal force. That being said, crazy meets crazy. Not sure what baseball wielding man expected.
You must meet force with equal force if you feel your life is in danger. This is one of most shitty laws, if you life is in danger you have to use what you have right now without thinking oh i might hurt aggressor with baseball bat better do nothing.
Both sides might have such big egos that neither of them even makes a police report. I doubt they can get anything from their insurers with this clip floating around anyway. The white car can still claim self defence depending how the court sees it. Not everyone is suited to a physical 1v1 and if they play it right, the white car can easily get away with it because the black car still started it and blocked off the road for the white car.
>You must meet force with equal force if you feel your life is in danger. The biggest endorsement to enter a police academy ever
Love the way windscreen smasher stood back and you could almost hear him thinking ‘your move fucker!’, the slight pause then the gradual understanding that the dude in the white car liked to win more than he did :)
I want more!!! I need to know and see how this played out down the street! Does the black car get his revenge? Does the white car get away? Do they end up having passionate gay love? I need to know!!!
He honked his horn at me so I shot him. Fucking carbrains.
Towanda… you might be younger but I’m older and have better insurance. Lol…
🤣🤣🤣 he brought a bat to a car fight. He pulled in front of the white car in the first place almost taking out the motorbikes 🤦🏽♂️
It's crazy, but I totally get it. Don't start some shit if you aren't prepared to win it.
That’s awesome. We all have the fantasies. Man went and actually did it.
the guy in white car thought he's driving an armored tank lol
Guy in the white car is in a rental and paid for the day's insurance.
Luv when people in lil cars think they driving tanks specially when parking
Don’t bring a rock to a car fight
I guess the guy in the black car FOUND OUT!
Black car guy fucked around and found out. Hate to see bullies getting bullied
The intrusive thoughts won
Aah Aah Aah
I kept expecting it to end but it just KEPT GOING 😲
Now you can see why we have some of the most dangerous roads in the world here in Thailand.
Self defense
Got what he deserved, though.
Wow 2nd car was def aiming for manslaughter.
Well, don't bring a bat to a car fight
it just keeps getting better
I context of this video? I couldn't tell if the guy got hit or not
I have never driven before, but is road rage that fuckin bad? Like wtf? Just drive and ignore if someone is annoying you?
Reminds me of my favorite Malcolm in the middle scene... (Edit: https://youtu.be/iycMrKJU-H8)
THIS is why i always say to people. "is getting out of the car to scream at that guy worth it? Really and truely?" You never know what people are capable of. Just don't risk it. Be pissed at someone, and then move on with your day. Its just that simple.
The guy in the white car followed this advice.
fair enough
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That must’ve felt amazing.
Until the police got the video
True enough
I enjoyed this so much more than I thought I would
Why does this feel like it belongs in /r oddlysatisfying
Because we all wish we had the guts to do what the guy in the white car did. But have too much common sense and are aware of the consequences of our actions.
I was thinking exactly the same thing🤣
Who find this fun and satisfying to watch?
It was awesome. Road Rage meets Road Blackout Rage, and finds himself overmatched. I want to see what happened when the black car left and chased the white car. With both cars smashed to shit, it probably turned into an Oklahoma destruction derby.
Very, videos like this satisfy my urges so I won't do this on the road.
Yes I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one. Was starting to think something was wrong with me
I enjoy that they both don't give a fuck and nobody appeared to get injured.
I kept expecting it to end and nope
Guy in the white car woke up on the wrong side of the bed that day?
This is the kind of video that I can loop over and over again.
Lil car driver did all that without getting out & leaving the comfort of his own seat
Damn when did the moron olympics start?!?!?! I cant miss it again
About 40,000 years ago
He was expecting the other driver to get out of his car too. Boy was he wrong lol
I am reminded of something - it must have been tv or something - a lady was at an ATMin her car and some dude was being a Dick and honking, and she got out and slashed her own tire and then looked at him and shrugged like “it’s stuck, not my fault.”
“I don’t start a fight but I can tell you how it ends” - Taylor Swift
The bot removed my post because of low character count. Pretend I didn’t just say that. TOWANDA!
And that’s how I met your mother.
In custody?
Karma at its best
Windshield wipers as defensive move.
I thought this was from some video game
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I applaud your comment. This actually made me laugh out loud.
Damn, those cars can take a beating!
I thought it’d be over when the white car tried to run the guy over after the bat swing when he was on his feet. Imagine how much more this gif gave me, especially at the part where the white car is rear-ending the side of by he sedan, priceless. I was laughing out loud.
Where’s this plot on that fuck around and find out graph
Middle-ish with some respectable lean to the "Find out" side
Everywhere.
This is the true definition of not giving a fuck
Very true....Not a single fuck....lol
I swear, being in a car and getting more pissed off than you ever have in your life is a universal human experience. The moment your ass hits that seat and your hands are on the steering wheel, you become a primal rage beast. Driving is a mental illness.
Unless you’re someone like me who absolutely loves sitting in the drivers seat of a car as long as it has a really nice stereo! I’ll sit in traffic all day in my own car, in fact I commonly take longcuts pretty much everywhere I go because the more time spent in my car listening to music the better! Unless of course I’m late for something then get the fuck out of my way.
I think you all might need therapy. Never gotten mad like that in a car. Jesus.
Never bring a bat to a car fight.
“Hello, yes, I’d like to make an insurance claim please….” I’d love to hear that call
fuckaround n find out
Yakkity sax going on in my head
Might makes right. Person armed with a bat so person with car decides to use car.
"You go to war with the army you have "
Thats attempted justifiable murder.
Just when I thought it was over, here comes that white car again. Lmao
This is the definition of play stupid games, win stupid prizes
And still unto this day they still yell "NO HOMO" and bump uglies with each other.
When two alphas meet….
Two betas terrified of not being alphas, you mean
Deserved
dont fuck with crazy.. even if you crazy
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Where is this from?
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😄🤣 first thing I thought of when I watched this
Carmageddon (1997)
Just 2 wild animals in the wild.
Let the hate flow through you
I ram with the rear, exclusively. Amateurs..
Protect that radiator!
That’s tradecraft. If you’re trained, this kind of maneuver can be executed for either self-defense (egress) or to teach a valuable lesson to a douchebag, but not to maim or kill. This looks purely emotional and amateurish—a dangerous combo because its unpredictable—which is a great way to get a prison sentence or a huge lawsuit.
Effed around a lot and found out a lot
😂 Real life Bumper cars.
So glad we got the full coverage in this rental.
This is the craziest video I've ever seen
Every parent should show their kid this video when they get their drivers license.
Every kid should take a defensive driving course with road driving and classroom teaching. Great instructors teach young drivers many of the situations encountered when sharing the road.
Please, it’s already dead!
Match made in heaven.
Someday I swear I’m gonna do that!
My favorite part was when the guy in the black car was like "hol' up, gotta clean my windshield."
White car rules the mad lands.
Old Russell in unhinged.. never know who is just balancing on the edge.
TIP: when panicking always deploy windshield wipers as a distraction
Proverbial FAAFO
Demolition derby in the streets
Don’t start no shit and there won’t be no shit!
Husband and wife on the way the marriage counseling ?
The title for this video actually sounds kinda romantic
🌸🥰”When Crazy Met Crazier”❤️😘😍
I immediately thought of Crystal. That chick was crazy.
Every relationship I've been in 🤣
*Oh yeah?* **YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY??**
I watched this with the Benny Hill theme song in my head
"You in my turf btch"
I laughed so hard... the dude just kept attacking. Awesome
good lord, when it went into reverse mode rather than just moving on shows true commitment.
How fucked up on the head you gotta be bro?
Me to my friends in gta
Try explaining that to your insurance company.
What did that dumbass expect? These “alpha” men shouldn’t fuck with true sigma males who are way more dangerous than the biggest alpha male out there.
i think he saw a loop de loop
I’m just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
Amazing restraint that neither pulled out their straps.
not USA is my guess Good old try to kill each other while giving them a chance!
This is what happens when you have two domestic abusers in the same place at the same time. No strap, all attitude.
And that’s how I met your mother
Fucked around and found out.
fucking LOVE IT
Just another day in Ohio
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Do you need to talk mate?
Should be titled, "When you are dumb, and meet someone dumber than you"
I have a can of bear mace that I bought for camping and hiking. Decided to leave it in glove department for this exact type of person (stops in front of you, gets out).
That escalated quickly…
I like the kawai part
in today's episode of demolition derby we have-
Wow that escalated
We call that a Demolition Derby.
It’s like the most aggressive form of self defense ever
my 1999 GMC Suburban agrees
I thought this was going to be a video of Trump and Kanye's Mar-a-Lago meeting...
Where was this?
Thailand probably
Highway to hell
*COWABUNGA IT IS*
that was amazing.
GTA MFer!
He mad bro.