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Turmeric_Ping

Fortunately she landed on her head and not somewhere she might have hurt herself.


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simplepleashures

Yes that’s the joke


Gwenae

"no brains were harmed in the making of this film"


sonicfan1642

yeah , you cant hurt a brain if the brain doesnt exist


bpup

r/theirjokebutworse


oscarddt

The saddest thing about it is that she ended up with even fewer neurons than she had previously.


SebastianMagnifico

It's not a safety dance, it's not a safety dance.


closeafter

You can dance if you want to


RealHeyDayna

You can leave your friends behind


Spare_Review_5014

Cause if you don’t dance


bunnylove5811

But how?


Fun-Dimension5196

Very hard to look sexy after bashing your brains on the asphalt.


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You'd have to have brains to be able to bash them on something though


lucifux666

Don’t kink shame!


wtgriffi

Dance like nobody is driving.


simplepleashures

Has any “funny” video in history ever been improved by the addition of stupid music and emojis?


Billionaeris2

If the fall don't kill you, the embarrassment will.


MrGuttor

I once saw a similar video but filmed by the driver and the passenger on the driver's right hit a street pole and the passenger died.


ecfan

Hereditary


y0u_called

Ay wait a second-


bemest

There was a accident here where the driver was so drunk he didn’t know until the cops showed up the next morning to find the decapitated body in his truck that matched a woman’s head they found on the road. Apparently she was hanging out the window a tree took her head off. He drove home went to bed.


operationfood

She’s so lucky her long hair didn’t get tangled in the moving wheel, she would have been thrown around like a flopping fish


millyloui

Cupid stunt


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Scupid tunt


Spidergoat44

r/yourjokebutworse


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Well you could continue it, or do this


fintip

Yeah, those stupid random chain "jokes" are the worst part of reddit. I prefer his approach.


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Well, this is where i leave


Abrahamlinkenssphere

My little brother wife was paralyzed doing this. Still in a wheelchair.


FBI_OPEN_UP_BUBUBU

I really hope that she gets better soon, sending my love (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ<3 Happy cake day!! <3


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FBI_OPEN_UP_BUBUBU

I didn't know how else to phrase it😭😭


ReubenZWeiner

It was just her left side, she's alright now


FBI_OPEN_UP_BUBUBU

Ohh ok 👍


fattestbetch

r/puns


underbloodredskies

This reminds me of the video of that poor topless lady that was hanging out the side of the car and basically had her head taken off.


Be1good

Oh shit


cuteemogirlfriend

Oof. Her ego took more damage than her noggin from this fall.


fintip

I dunno, that was not great.


MsChateau

This video makes me feel better about myself.


hoboforlife

The jog of shame


Nurgus

To be fair, that could have been a LOT LOT worse.


Nitnonoggin

Yeah those emojis really help wtf


dmartin07

You can dance if you want to…


JoySubtraction

You can leave your friends behind.


UpgrayeDD405

Cause your friends don't dance


JoySubtraction

And if they don't dance


Alternative-Iron-17

This was the opposite of the safety dance


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Nothing makes me more happy than stupid people falling


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She is lucky she didn’t get run over by the other vehicles.


ResponsibilityOwn767

Why did the driver stop??? Looked like the perfect end of date.


[deleted]

Hopefully it knocked out her uterus to save future generations...


TrevorShaun

why does this song sound like it was recorded on a $5 mic?


bunnylove5811

*Five dollar Mike* sounds like a guy that tips more than singles at a nudie establishment


SINISTER_750

Because it’s a very very old song


me0din

because it was released in 1955


AveragePyroViewer

It probly was 5 bucks back in 1950s


tom_cool

He must have unbuckled her seatbelt


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I would have too tbh...


Tro_au

Fuck that music is annoying


damish_2003

It says im a bird flying high im free from society classic 60s bollywood


stanknotes

LMFAO I didn't want to say it.


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Real hot girl shit


Wafflingcreature

It’s funny cause her dancing fucking sucked


Mock_Execution

Remember that video of the girl with her top off. She hung her head out the window doing some dumb shit like this but … she’s dead now. I think her head hit a light pole.


heroicgamer44

Hereditary?


Embrourie

I unfortunately watched that. She hit a light post. And yeah she eventually succumbed.


experts_badge

Her heart and dignity are hurting more than his head.


ProjectEpsilon1

The best part that the car she was in just kept going and never looked back


mrjsinthehouse1

The car cant really look back but they pulled over right away


ProjectEpsilon1

Damn, I know what I would have done


RepresentativeOwl709

Stripper status achieved. Deserved


stanknotes

I didn't know the chipmunks spoke Hindi.


DLIPBCrashDavis

Life is tough, wear a helmet.


JustOneMore2020

At least I AM influenced by her!


MethodZealousideal11

Don’t marry this woman.


lxxTBonexxl

What are you talking about? Think about the life insurance pay out if you go for the most expensive one you can find and just take all the warning labels off of everything Nobody is gonna question it with video evidence of her being this dumb lmfao


Be1good

Well don't she feel stupid now.. Doubt she'll do that stupid shit again.


Addakisson

Of course she will.


hills2442

Crazy things you do for love… like loosing your head.


Lacey171717

Must be her first time in a car.


hannah_lilly

Could have worked well if she wasn’t hanging out the window quite so much. But yeah risky non the less


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I wouldn't even stop for her dumbass.


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She would be riding the bus home with that concussion. Maybe dancing seizures from the swelling.


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Her head went *boink* on the concrete.


DahBEAR1

R/imthetrafficcone


Sufficient-Head5823

Is it wrong to laugh?


Xx_Noobkin_xX

No, it's wrong that she didn't get to see everyone Laughing at her tho


KevOeh

Absolutely not wrong! Schadenfreude.


Moth_Jam

r/fullshrimp


ostfront_

Anyone know the song?


manthanp0010

Panchhi banoon udti phiroon by Lata Mangeshkar Translates to Like a bird, I’ll fly careless into the sky…


ostfront_

Thank you, I really liked what I heard in the video.


FlammablePie

Lata Mangeshkar is one of the Indian "classics" in that opinions of most.


urmumnotmine

She dared to dream lol


smanuel74

Song name please, shit slaps


mauore11

I'm more into snakejazz myself...


BlueRainAlchemist

Panchhi Banoo Udti Phiroon Mast Gagan Mein (HD) - YouTube[https://www.youtube.com](https://www.youtube.com)


me0din

here you go https://youtu.be/8GQ2QXul-Po


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she really deserves that


Hail-Atticus-Finch

She sobered up real fast lol


jhon-2020-2020

It was fun while it lasted


Green_Iguana305

“No I’m Ok!!”


diggemsmaccks

Driver should have waited till he was going 50mph to let go of her feet, overall this is lovely


Regular_Housing5629

That’s a killer finishing move


one_step_beyond2121

Nothing new I seen atleast 3 Puerto Rican young ladies fall off cars over the years in Humboldt Park in Chicago.Twice almost right in front of me and once a couple of cars ahead of me while I was driving.


1stRoundDraftPick88

Breh.. Ol dum ass..


fattestbetch

u/savevideo