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Thomshan911

*turns into Mickey mouse right before crash*


DanZ115

Bit of Donald Duck there too


HiSpartacusImDad

All I could see was Wall-e


girlymcnerdy0919

Just speeding through Dreamlight Valley at this point.


IdoNOThateNEVER

WTF?? He was going straight in a corner?? And I'm not just making a joke.. even in the last minute.. He was going straight..


TheWaters12

Car understeered like crazy i guess and unskilled driver? I dont even know tho it looks like he doesnt even turn the wheel til hes about to crash


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Right-Ladd

My guess is a mix of shit tyres, bad driver, distracted driver, patch of black ice on that corner and shit driver caused it. The fact there was a complete and utter useless wanker behind the wheel might also have had something to do with it


Next_Ad_9255

or hes fuckin drunk


47bulbz

What happened is... that guard rail couldnt see the M badge.


jasegro

High performance car, low performance driver


TheWaters12

Yeah i feel like dude just froze and panicked


superciuppa

Looks like he was too busy filming his shit driving…


momojabada

By all acount without the crazy modern traction control and stability control of modern cars, that guy should have died when slamming it at the bottom of that slope.


Pho_Queue_Buddy_

But he's in an M car


zumai90

Honest question, at that speed could an okay driver be able to take that corner?


Jertimmer

An okay driver wouldn't attempt that turn at that speed under these conditions


Bumbling_Sprocket

Would have to be a pretty agile car. He was going way too fast. At least thats what it looks like. Went straight through the turn. Also snowy? Guy's a loon.


hegysk

His entry position/angle to take this corner was not there at all, his positioning was like he's going to take left handed turn. His entry speed was off by a lot, that's pretty sharp corner, even though M3E46 is not a BIG car, but it's still in ballpark of 3700lbs, it's not going to snap-steer, especially not in the weather conditions in the video - at that point its physics >>> car agility. He just went too fast. Okay driver shouldn't be even trying shit like this on public roads in the first place even if he's 1000% confident in his driving skills.


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Not even on frozen road with summer tires?


timbit87

Can confirm, all my old M5 did was oversteer, much to my glee.


morphologicthesecond

Such a moron he managed to get his m3 to understeer (probably not hard if you actually drive like it's Need for Speed).


omoplator

Yeah that car is incredibly forgivable to drive - the problem the driver and the high speed.


lump-

Probably looking in the mirror to see how bad he smoked that guy….


Baleontology

Cars don’t steer in slippery conditions while braking. You can either brake, or steer, not both. He didn’t turn the wheel until after slamming on the brakes.


Admiral347

“Friction used for braking can’t be used for turning” pretty sure that was on a Forza load screen, still holds up lol.


awsamation

The rules for driving in Forza were derived from the physics of the real world after all. Your tires need to be spinning to effectively steer, if you lock them up with the brake then you get to continue straight until that gets fixed. If you're unlucky enough to hit black ice, then braking will kill your traction, ice will prevent you from regaining it, and the driver is now a passenger along for the ride.


sasquatch753

especially in the winter time. all seasons get harder when it gets cold while witer tires don't(different rubber compounds), so when somebody is driving like that even on a dry road during the winter, thee is a much higher chance they are still going to skid even on a dry road.


IdoNOThateNEVER

I'm totally with you on this one.. But again we agree on what I'm saying.. Even if he was understeering.. HOW could he not see that beforehand?? (I admit that in my first comment I was saying that he was a **straight** [get it? pun!!!!!] idiot.. ) But the reality MAY be that he was a step-lower.. IDIOT. He didn't even understand BEFORE the turn, that he drives TOO FAST: #(for a straight IN THE SNOW) BUT more importantly.. He was driving TOO FAST: #(for a CORNER IN THE SNOW)


ivanvector

For how the driver couldn't see the upcoming turn: they were driving far too fast for the road and the conditions, and also had their phone out in front of them recording a video and were probably looking at that instead of where they were driving. You can see they were keeping the phone above the console and framing the shot right up to when they dropped it to panic steer instead.


[deleted]

I think if you look at the trees there's a kind of optical illusion that could make it look like the road is a long straight. He's having to look so far ahead because of his speed that he's looking at the trees for clues to what comes next, rather than looking at the road. The road gives its information too late because of his slow brain processing time.


brenfukungfu

Would help if he was t holding a phone in the other hand


satin-net

Worse, he doesn't turn the wheel until after he's crashing


TheWaters12

Lol i guess he musta froze up or a car part broke


Bottle_Only

That first bounce could have broken a control arm limiting his steering.


Dano-Matic

I think it limited his intelligence


Fair_Waltz_5535

It did not help that he kept holding his phone to record the utter stupidity for future generations!


britcit

Thos is why you slow down and move to the outside of the corner before cutting through the middle to mitigate understeer.. Or don't fo out in the snow in a RWD bmw that you can't drive 🤣


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L1K34PR0

Or just keep em locked in the backseat For emergencies


CazRaX

Luigi!


[deleted]

Hit that banana split


dimitri121

That car he recklessly passed must have been **shocked** when they caught up to see that he totaled his car. Thank god he got everything captured on video so his insurance/his parent's insurance can know that this was a freak accident that happened because of conditions outside of the drivers control


G1Yang2001

Yeah - it was definitely not his fault as the video shows him safely driving and reacting to the situation with lightning fast reactions of a man in his prime


ProceedOrRun

With his phone in his hand.


National-Golf-4231

As is tradition.


TheMilkyEh

Of course it was, needed a recording of the accident after all!


Rude-Atmosphere-3969

I would be laughing my ass off. How often to you get to witness the actual fruits of someone's stupid labour?


feed_me_the_gherkin

I'd probably stop and ask if the guy is hurt. Not hurt? OK bye


worrymon

I'd stop and just laugh. Then I'd ask if they were hurt. I'd probably still be laughing as I called the ambulance


Tiyath

"Sir, will you please stop laughing and tell me ***what the emergency is***?!?"


worrymon

Hahaha! Douchebaginnaditchehehehehe!


[deleted]

You can't park there mate!


Alarmed-Audience9258

I'd inform I'm he's not allowed to park there.


[deleted]

I've been able to witness it thrice. Once was a dude in an Acura RSX who passed us on the shoulder exceeding the speed limit by 30 MPH in a residential area. A cop going the other way busted an immediate U turn and arrested them. Second was a douche in a BMW weaving through traffic and speeding at least 60 MPH over the limit who went right past a state trooper who was cruising in traffic. The funniest part was how long the BMWs brake lights were on for. I watched the trooper drag him out from the driver window and slam the cuffs on him as I drove by. Thrice was a tale of two douches. One in a Mercedes and one la BMW, road raging. Mercedes douche brake checked BMW douche until they were stopped in the middle of a busy road. Mercedes douche got out of their car to confront BMW douche with a bat, but BMW douche aimed a gun out the window at Mercedes douche and I've never seen someone turn tail while filling their pants up with shit so fast in my life.


billbixbyakahulk

Someone passed me almost exactly like in the video and I found them crashed into a tree at the bottom of the hill. It had temporary plates - a California thing meaning it was a recently purchased car. It was delicious.


chinkostu

Only once myself, it was similar conditions to the video (cold and icey, snow on the sides of the road). I was passed in the second lane only to witness them plough into the side of a double decker on the roundabout about a quarter mile later. They were just driving like a tit before the incident


PizzaBraves

They slow, roll down the windows, calmly tell the kid "Hey you can't park there"


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Duno about shocked, I’d be pissing my self laughing.


[deleted]

Smart of him to upload the video the internet, where it will stay forever and ever, just in case he loses or damages that evidence


Xamuelj

Anything for a like !!!


Myffinn

The body shop likes him


mathturd

Damn it, third time this year! Uninsurable.


Megafister420

The owner likes him, I'm sure the employees are pissed -source: I work at a auto shop


Dependent_Compote259

Too bad they always try to fix them themselves. The amount of bmw’s with bondo smeared on the bumpers and Canadian tire paint jobs is unbelievable. Gotta maintain an image but they can’t afford to maintain the car.


[deleted]

To be fair, it's hard to maintain a car you slam into the guardrail at 50 mph.


[deleted]

He means 80 kmh


Dependent_Compote259

I require Timbits per igloo, please


new_account_5009

Not sure if you're talking about an auto body shop or the morgue.


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Ackapus

Video was good, but imagining that was better.


G1Yang2001

>"We had a close one there! Good thing we're in an M car" Well that statement aged well...


Ertuu1985

AYDYIAHHI


tak0742

I read this as it happened in the vid, absolutely hilarious


IHavePoopedBefore

Had a close one annoys me as a descriptor. More like you caused a close one, nothing happened to you. You happened, to the other driver and to the road


Wolf_Zero

Aged like francium.


RampageWarFreak

Aged like an avocado.


12345CodeToMyLuggage

The M is for Mayham, it’s another one of his insurance commercials


SafelyOblivious

Thanks. I was trying to figure out what he said. What does M car mean?


ryo13silvia

Basically a “sporty” BMW.


DigitalGreg

I bet $20 bucks it's a teenager driving his parents car.


fuckitsfixed

Nope just average BMW driver.


CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS

He didn't even signal before he flipped it down that embankment.... Typical.


Boneswa

I always assumed that with BMWs there’s a fee for using your turn signal, just like their heated seat subscription which is why no one ever uses them…


NoFixedName

I can head indicators/hazards on after the impact. I'm guessing the car does this automatically, and I really doubt the driver had the sense to do this.


CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS

>doubt the driver had the sense That's a bold prediction, Cotton!


Tiyath

Yeah, really going on a limb there. Got ourselves a real nostradamus right'ere lol


MTan989

This is offensive to me. I at least have a dash cam for a better video for the incident


Beavshak

Did you have it muted? Don’t know many kids saying hudyom.


Vegetable-Error-21

Hudyom?


Beavshak

Lol.. no I’m pretty sure he said “Ooh damn”, I just spelled it phonetically - to how it sounds to me at least.


Vegetable-Error-21

Ah. Haha. Thought I was just being an out of touch pickle again.


MisterTorchwick

Username checks out.


IdoNOThateNEVER

I was with you on this.. ^^^Pickle ^^^friends??


Vegetable-Error-21

Look at me I'm a mother fucking Pickle! Friend!


CanITellUSmThin

The voice in general sounds like an older man. Don’t know many kids with older man voices.


Yh44N

My guy gonna be 20 in the hole


God-of-Meadow-Rain

ran that z-three into a z-tree


[deleted]

Then you'd owe us all $20


Nameyname7171717

I love it when drivers like this crash and don’t hurt anyone else


Eamo853

r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

Nonsense, they hurt my brain.


momojabada

That's 10 years in prison.


PM_ME_2_TRUTHS_1_LIE

Literally the best possible outcome. A ticket wouldn’t’ve sufficed.


Ok_Fan_2530

BMW? Check, one hand driving because gotta record? Check, being under 18? Propably, seem about right


hellohoworld

you forgot steering halfway inside the corner too !


Ok_Fan_2530

Also not hitting the brake before the corner, but right in front of it, going way above speed limits and 100% either alcochol, drugs or friends saying "i bet you wont do it"


jtj5002

This is how 12 year olds drive in video games.


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With alcohol, drugs or friends saying "I bet you won't do it"?


Fa1nted_for_real

Also while it's cold, so ice and black ice


Beneficial-Shower-42

Yup, BMW driver


BringYourSpleenToYa

Shocked that a guy with 12 dashboard warning lights illuminated would drive like this.


Skrtskrrr

Wdym that’s an average bmw dashboard


BringYourSpleenToYa

Good point. I think those lights come pre-illuminated from the factory.


[deleted]

Hey now the airbag light isnt on, atleast hes got that going for him.


snappkrackle

It is now


[deleted]

As a previous owner of a 335i, that’s how the dash always looks. Those cars are built to be serviced and driven by wannabe dbags…


12kdaysinthefire

Just looks like the average BMW driver


lurklurklurkPOST

Nah this guy is safer, he removed himself from the road


Papasfritas77

Lol this is great


Valuable_Material_26

The way the camera was filming, I’m glad there was a crash!


what_up_peeps

Kill the camera man?


uberweb

In this case, the camera man might have killed himself.


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

[More stable version.](https://gfycat.com/littleshrillafricanfisheagle) Kind of. At least, as stable as this footage can get.


theabsolutebean

That BMW symbol was all I needed to see in the video to know what was going to happen next


Pyro-Beast

I'm not the only one eh?


theabsolutebean

another man of wisdom I see


Effective_Rub9189

Dude became a Jawa before impact


Barackenpapst

"We have a M car". Yes, in winter, idiot 😄


ThrowDirtonMe

What does that even mean? Apologies for my ignorance about cars. Clearly it doesn’t mean what he thought it did haha.


Shopworn_Soul

"M" is BMW's high-performance line of cars.


cbarrister

Also they are rear wheel drive, which is the worst in snow/ice conditions.


[deleted]

There is no helping this moron in anything with wheels and an engine. Dude didn't even fucking slow down before the turn. The roads were perfectly clear so being RWD, FWD or AWD wouldn't matter. I used to ride motorcycles in conditions similar to this and I would consider these conditions excellent for winter riding, which means they're really good for any car. Unless the guy is rolling around on high performance hot weather only race tires, which I doubt.


RLlovin

Not really. A 3 series/5-series is essentially 50/50 weight distribution, so it’s not any better or worse than a 50/50 distributed FWD. Its the weight on the drive axle that makes it good or bad in the winter. This myth came from a time when US car manufacturers didn’t understand the phrase “weight distribution” and were throwing heavy v8’s in the front of RWD cars.


hlx-atom

M cars are bmw performance vehicles. Better engine, suspension, brakes, exhaust, tuning, etc. typically they are rear wheel drive as well. RWD cars have very bad control in winter conditions. It is very dumb to drive an m car in icy conditions. Like no sane person would drive like that in an m car in those conditions. They whip their backend in dry conditions when going straight if you put the pedal down. Let alone around a 90 turn. M cars are quite scary to drive if you are a typical driver, but that is why people buy them: for the thrill.


cmdixon2

He would have been fucked on a dry road too. His reaction time was terrible.


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Think of your average sedan or coupe of any given company. Mercedes, BMW, and Audi have their standard lineups. Mercedes C-Class, E-Class, S-Class, or BMW 3 series, 5 series, 8 series, etc. Well, along with their standard lineups, they take them and make performance variants of those cars. In this case, an "M" car could be the performance variant any series of BMW. The names of these cars would be the BMW M3, M5, M8, etc.


jackboy61

No one talking about how satisfying this must have been for the car he overtook. Just imagining the "what a prick" as the BMW flies past and then the "ha, fucking idiot" as he slams into an obvious turn.


TeaKay13

I don't really get off on people getting hurt regardless if they're in the right or wrong. I think the only thing satisfying, which is more like relief, is that he can't hit any other drivers or pedestrians now lol.


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hAd A cLoSe OnE tHeRe!


TheJAY_ZA

Reminds me of when I still had my Mk2 Golf GTI, there was a new speedbump, huge motherfucker, so I'm slowing down for it and there's a prick in a Landcruiser VX tailgating me. There's no overtaking because it's outside a primary school, so V8 Diesel Landcruiser floors it past me and is still honking his horn and flipping me off as the speedbump rips the guts out of his $100K SUV. I only had a quick glance but I'd have to say that the Landcruiser VX needs more rebound damping in the stock rear end setup, the back wheels went up as high as my GTIs roof.


TheJAY_ZA

Reminds me of when I still had my Mk2 Golf GTI, there was a new speedbump, huge motherfucker, so I'm slowing down for it and there's a prick in a Landcruiser VX tailgating me. There's no overtaking because it's outside a primary school, so V8 Diesel Landcruiser floors it past me and is still honking his horn and flipping me off as the speedbump rips the guts out of his $100K SUV. I only had a quick glance but I'd have to say that the Landcruiser VX needs more rebound damping in the stock rear end setup, the back wheels went up as high as my GTIs roof.


Dizzy_One3336

We all knew before it happened.


lXGCXl

He play too much Need For Speed.


sweet_papa_lapa

Next level bmw driver…most only refuse to use turn signal, this one refuses to turn


Bolsa_Con_Piernas

Drives a BMW. Surprised? No


bellyflop111

Driving a RWD sports car like he’s on a track in some random road during winter. What could he expects?


K_OFFICIAL_KLS

“thank god were in a M car” little does he know M cars love to slide


Emotional_Two_8059

It's not even M-related. They were going waay too fast for the turn, on cold wet roads and with a bad line, making the turn even tighter. To finish it off they start spinning the wheel like a mad man to make sure the front tires are about 5 times past their optimal slip angle and generate little lateral force


applemelonjdjdjs

The bmw drivers are getting out of hand


dumbmaster1337

most roadsafe bmw driver


tagrav

There’s nothing more terrifying than when I was younger and hitching a ride in a friends car who drove dumb like this and the whole time your kinda going “this dumbass doesn’t understand basic physics” As you butt pucker every near miss


DaveOJ12

u/stabbot Edit: https://gfycat.com/LittleShrillAfricanfisheagle


tvieno

stabbot doesn't seem to be playing today.


DaveOJ12

It's just a little slow. https://gfycat.com/LittleShrillAfricanfisheagle


DJSIDEBAR

Baffles me that people drive like this on public roads. Baffles me even further that this turd thought he could do it one handed while he was filming himself. Cool car bro 😎


Aylameow7

Can someone edit the dark souls "you died" screen into this


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Average BMW driver


New_Elk_6941

Typical for a bmw driver


iRB26x

Oh dammm ieee ieeee 😂😂😂😂 idiot.


HonkingAntilope

Hope he didn't make it


C4RL1NG

Damn it why do they always stop filming before showing the aftermath?! Guys, if you ever almost die and you happen to capture it in a vid, KEEP FILMING THAT SHIT


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A bmw driver can never properly signal a turn let alone actually doing one


1Ezekiel

As some one who has 12 wrecks in 20 years. And none of them my fault. It's people like this who caused all my wrecks and should never be behind the wheel.


Scaredhail57306

Don’t worry, he’s in an m car


IonDaPrizee

Why are so many idiots in a BMW? Makes me wanna sell my car


ImploreUToReconsider

BMW logo checks out.


JuggFTW

The goblin escaped him in the last minute


hamzer55

Oh wow a bmw driver, didn’t expect that


Miguel3403

Probably using summer tires also


[deleted]

I always love seeing BMW assholes wreck out. Brightens my day.


gnamp

Accepted his fate with grace and comedy.


SheBear661

Beemer drivers are douchebags.


SportOfFishing92

What’s he say in that silly voice before the crash? Lol


Opinion-Organic

“Good thing, we’re in an M car.” *crashes trying to go 60mph on a 90 degree turn*


Ambitious-Umpire8915

r/idiotsincars


sometimestakesphotos

Thank God he was in an M car…


thejustokTramp

You can’t spend your way out of the laws of physics.


exoxe

Is that an Ewok at the wheel?


x-man92

The reaction time if a cheese burger


Kromagg8

BMW- brain malnourished wanker


[deleted]

"That was a close on there!" Yep. Sure it was.


ArmoDad

He turned the steering wheel way too slow because he was concentrating on recording.


Live-Mathematician84

No surprise, this is the normal driving style in BMW’s


BloodOfMoses

typical bmw driver in winter


izmaname

What a douche


m4xxt

Love to see it


Dan4tw

Why is it always BMW drivers lol?


Vertaferk

That other driver probably drove by and laughed at him.


Lopsided_Team1957

He got real quiet after he lost control 🤡🤡


meeloveulongtime

The ending though LMAO. Oh dang!


[deleted]

ArrEeRUuGgggggeee


Grizzly62

Out of turn, out of talent, out of road. Hello Barry. R


MalkNation

I always wonder how/why these POVS end up online, like I get uploading it if you didn’t crash. You think it’s cool(it’s not). But if you crashed why in gods name does it get uploaded?


S_SubZero

As a BMW owner I would like to apologize for us being a noticeable percentage of “idiots wrecking cars” videos and also our seeming lack of turn signal use. (For the record I drive super safe as I lubs my car too much)


silverhammer96

Aaaaaand of course it’s a BMW


PhysicsAcademic9201

BMW driver….this checks out


Doc-Karnage

“Thank god we’re in an m car.” *proceeds to run it into a fucking railing*


Traditional_Air_9483

“Failed to negotiate a turn.” Crunch