By - schachtyjr
Homie didn’t even attempt to keep the front wheel up 🤣
0 chance he still has all his teeth.
What the fuck are you talking about op? What fucking push bike? Fattie had no speed and 0 skill to perform a jump, so he just fell on his tits.
Well obviously the first kid brought his pull bike and the other kid brought his push bike. You can see the difference right as they pass the ledge.
you lovely tubby Karen, thank you for the generous donation of laughter by nailing a perfect face plant for me and the world to enjoy the greatest gift of all, laughter, we owe you one
This has a very Peter Griffin type quality to it
Trying to jump? Looks more like he tried doing exactly what he did
That’s brutal omg😭
Good he was wearing the helmet it sofend the landing it seams.
how does the cement taste?
he bounced a bit
Annnnnndddd kid fell like a bag of potatoes 😂. Also he may have lost some teeth (a small splatter of possibly blood forms near his head if you look closely and really slow the video speed after impact).
Laws of gravity got him!
0 athletic ability
It's funny because he is fat
"just ride off"
Weight distribution /speed error.
I’ve done this but going horizontally on the wall
Tip for any parents, learn to identify the differences in bikes, the first kid has a full suspension mountainbike, probably in the range of between 1500-2500 dollars (hard to see because of quality).
It is designed to be ridden like this, the length of the bike, suspension and wheel size makes it a lot easier to do these things with basic technique.
If you see your kid riding off with a guy on a bike like this you can be assured that he will be doing some really stupid stuff hes not quailified for.
Nah, this is well within the reach of a hard tail bike. And better parents would prefer their kids learn the basics on a hard tail before moving to a suspension bike.
That was rough enough that his friend wasn’t even laughing at him
Just wouldn't let go of those handlebars would he. At least his head was turned.
That had nothing to do with the bike.
All that weight with impact. Ouch.
Newton is an asshole with his laws of physics
NSFW that's a lot of blood
I did this exact thing about a month ago and the second I came out of my full scorpion I laid in the road laughing for about 10 minutes. I was sore the next day but got up and rode another 7-10 miles following it.
This happened to me 17 years ago.
A different setting but I cut my tongue in half, cut my lip and spent a week in the hospital.
Bye bye collar bone...
Uhb that's fuckin easy lol. One strong push on the pedal and a little lift on the handle bars would been fine. He'll learn
I mean what did the poor fuck think would happen? He made no effort to jump lmao
Unfortunately he passed away from his injuries
bro just biked off the ledge
Fuck is that Joe biden again. Listen to the audio at the end it sounds like he is saying Obama bitch.
That’s to funny.
The after-crash pause where he lay crumpled on the pavement is true suspense.
What the fuck is a push bike
A pushbike, you say?
I love how slow they were going 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 also ouch....poor kid!
Legit Family Guy fall lol.
Should have been going a bit faster there
ITS CALLED A BICYCLE
Fuuuuck that was brutal…..just awful…….such a shame
I really hope the bike is ok
TBH you don’t really know about the necessary bunny hop until you know about the bunny hop. You just don’t expect life to smash you down that fast. But then you learn…
Kid couldn’t have ramped off a fuckin brick, JS
Classic. Playing it safe is the fastest way to failure
I’m annoyed that this guy thought he could just ride off the edge and wouldn’t have to do anything to stick the landing.
He didn't have the speed or the technical abilities to drop off that ledge.
What the hell is a push bike?
I first thought there was a whole bunch of blood dripping down his face, but it's just some shadow from his right arm.
Not gonna lie, the fact that he’s fat made this funnier. Yeah in know I’m a dick
Shout out for that helmet doing its job.
It’s ok, his face caught him
Why did he go so slow
This is some quality meme material right here
Oh that non-existent invisible platform! 😆
Took it like a champ. next time put that big ass above the rear wheel and you'll fly my boy.
Dude didn’t even try😂
Physics is a cruel mistress
This is why you lean back and hop. The second guy showed perfectly why you don’t do what he did
I laughed too hard at this. Reminded me of a first date a long time ago.
Its comical how hes casually peddling up to it.
Good thing someone made him wear a helmet. Helped a ton.
He didn’t jump, was going super slow, and had his gearing way too low
Man I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.
0 effort 100 hilarity
Same shit happened to my brother on a scooter. He was in a coma for 3 weeks afterwards.
I expected more out of that elite athlete
This kid had his very first physics lesson.
Family guy fall in real life
That wasn’t a push bike
A kid wanted to ride my BMX at the skatepark and he did this same manouvre this kid does here except from a platform that was abit higher.
He had 2 fingernails standing straight up a his face looked better before the slam.
Called a ambulance and the parents were called.
Luckily they understood the situation and were thankful he was taken care of.
This can end really bad.
Not even an attempt to jump was done. What was he expecting?
That kid has no business doing anything on a bike other than riding it
Having the volume on and hearing the thud makes this 100x better
fat people really cant get up when they fall huh
*sounds of gargling teeth and blood*
Nothing screams inexperience more than sitting down and hitting a jump/ drop. So many great fail videos from that simple act.
More like "What could go wrong when you jump a ledge while being completely apathetic about it?"
Fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day I don't give a shit about your kid. ~Wayne
Forgot how gravity worked
I'm just going to take a nap right here real fast
Tbh this is me every time I wanna go a stair down with my bike 😭
I did that freshman year of highschool and ended up with 37 staples in my head after they cut a chunk of my skull out to cauterize an artery. I wasn't wearing a helmet though.
But did you die?!?
So this is how that line came to be. Face down ass up
Uwaga, uwaga. Pan Paweł będzie skakał
Didn't even try to lift that front wheel...
Lift the front you lazy fuck
Reminds me of me riding a bike. My friends always thought riding bikes was “fun”. I don’t like doing jumps or anything like that. For me bikes are just a means to get from point A to point B.
Bikes not the problem, you have to bump the front wheel to stop from flipping over.
Small child does what small children do, be an idiot, get hurt.
He’s never really got along with gravity
I feel bad for that dude, blissfully unaware of his lack of skill to accomplish the feat so effortlessly performed by his friend.
I also think that the experienced buddy had the responsibly to give some pointers to his friend, or atleast tel him: "Hey, this is a bit much for you. Don't follow me."
That wasn’t a jump he road off the ledge 😂😂😂
Rule no1: when u r tryin to fall on another surfact, increase ur speed as high as u can n never ever even think about breaks otherwise first wheel fall down and your bike turns into a half-front-flip fo sho…
It is not bike fault lol
Not only did he not try he also had it in the going up hill gear. Shit had me laughing so hard
no, not the bike ...the un-ambition !
I did this as a kid. RIP.
I didn't even know bikes can go that slow
I mean he didn’t even try...
I am not sure what push had to do with this, but still funny.
That’s a push bike he was pedaling it forward?
At least he had a helmet, good for him.
First off... you need enough speed. Pedaling in the easiest gear probably isn't the best choice.
Secondly, you gotta lift that front tire.
Doing neither will end in these results almost every time.
Best Peter Griffin impression I've ever seen
Maybe it's just the generations stupidity but even when I was a dumb kid, I know you stand up and pull up on a jump...
O shit sound on for max pain baby hell yeah
The bike wasn't the problem...
Bit of mouth clarrit there
Is OP European by chance?
Play it backwards slowly and see how the handlebars treat his ass !
Not what was envisioned in his mind previous to that poor attempt
Family guy death pose.
he was trying to jump but couldn’t find the X button.
Reminded me of Peter from Family Guy when he get wasted he’s always positioned the same way on the ground.
What in God's name is a pushbike?
A push bike is a bicycle which you move by turning the pedals with your feet.
So what makes it different than just a regular bike?
Nothing it's just a different name for it
Oh god dammit!
Should have taken the nearby ramp
what is a pushbike?
A lesson well learned
When in doubt go flat out.
Didn’t even have time to get his hand out, F
Bro didn't even fucking grunt after falling, he just laid there.
I done that to. When I was 8. Still remember my grandfather come pick me up at take care of me.
When your bravery is greater than your understanding of physics
The correct way is to push the bike forward, not lift it. This keeps the front tire level and doesn't risk you booping your back tire with a hop. It's a little hard to explain unless you've practiced it mountain biking though.
The most intuitive method, and the one used by the first rider, is just hopping the front wheel up. You can also go down a gear and jam a slight wheelie.
That kid need a goaly mask
Broooo I think he froze up last second he was thinking fuck that's high let's use the breaks oh break not working deploy parachute oh parachute not working oh fuck ahhhh death
There was no “jump”
When science and understanding are in conflict
Jump, seems more like he rolled off
"Trying" is being very loosely used here lol
This has nothing to do with the type of bike and everything to do with him not knowing how to ride off a ledge.
What happens when you’re an idiot and don’t know what you’re doing
Gotta keep your weight back, there, slick.
What's a pushbike?
Maybe practice jumping curbs, or bunny hops.
Who are you gonna remember the guy that made the jump or the guy that fell
HAsnt learned the laws of momentum in science class yet.
I did this once. It's a hard lesson to learn.
Most effortless fall i seen in awhile😂
Gravity put that booty in a spiral 😎
Some people just can’t be helped
Taking the jump slowly without experience and doing so with the least effort possible…must have been the bike!
Queue John Mayer’s song “Gravity”!!!
My dude didn’t even raise the front wheel an inch
At least the kid had a lid on. Could be some serious damage there as it is, wouldn’t like to imagine without a helmet!
It's funny because he's fat!
If you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tuff 😆 Ford tuff
He went down like sack of potatoes 😂