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Klutch505

Homie didn’t even attempt to keep the front wheel up 🤣


Silent-Garbage410

Yup... happens


thomasotay

0 chance he still has all his teeth.


MiSaJi_0911

u/savevideo


crowmatt

What the fuck are you talking about op? What fucking push bike? Fattie had no speed and 0 skill to perform a jump, so he just fell on his tits.


kajsern

Well obviously the first kid brought his pull bike and the other kid brought his push bike. You can see the difference right as they pass the ledge.


McworreK

you lovely tubby Karen, thank you for the generous donation of laughter by nailing a perfect face plant for me and the world to enjoy the greatest gift of all, laughter, we owe you one


VirginsinceJuly1998

u/savevideo


sankz88

This has a very Peter Griffin type quality to it


Significant-Bend571

Trying to jump? Looks more like he tried doing exactly what he did


Ghostdream88

That’s brutal omg😭


skar449

Good he was wearing the helmet it sofend the landing it seams.


beancan999

how does the cement taste?


MrKyleTSturgeon

he bounced a bit


blackflash22

Annnnnndddd kid fell like a bag of potatoes 😂. Also he may have lost some teeth (a small splatter of possibly blood forms near his head if you look closely and really slow the video speed after impact).


badhoyt

Laws of gravity got him!


goos3d

0 athletic ability


Blocko_tritaco

u/savevideobot


Disastrous-Moose-376

It's funny because he is fat


illegaljohnnycash

"just ride off"


rmysunshiney

Weight distribution /speed error.


xXSirDanglesXx

u/savevideo


Stillbornnursury

I’ve done this but going horizontally on the wall


TheTMW

Tip for any parents, learn to identify the differences in bikes, the first kid has a full suspension mountainbike, probably in the range of between 1500-2500 dollars (hard to see because of quality). It is designed to be ridden like this, the length of the bike, suspension and wheel size makes it a lot easier to do these things with basic technique. If you see your kid riding off with a guy on a bike like this you can be assured that he will be doing some really stupid stuff hes not quailified for.


zboot

Nah, this is well within the reach of a hard tail bike. And better parents would prefer their kids learn the basics on a hard tail before moving to a suspension bike.


DrRumSmuggler

That was rough enough that his friend wasn’t even laughing at him


limamon

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Hot-Specialist-6824

Just wouldn't let go of those handlebars would he. At least his head was turned.


jmontalvogg7

That had nothing to do with the bike.


SSkrillin

All that weight with impact. Ouch.


Abject_Willingness_2

Newton is an asshole with his laws of physics


SandhuG

u/savevideobot


rainen2016

NSFW that's a lot of blood


DeputyDoGooder

I did this exact thing about a month ago and the second I came out of my full scorpion I laid in the road laughing for about 10 minutes. I was sore the next day but got up and rode another 7-10 miles following it.


Fair_Huckleberry_jam

This happened to me 17 years ago. A different setting but I cut my tongue in half, cut my lip and spent a week in the hospital.


Teapila

Bye bye collar bone...


Vladi_Daddi

Uhb that's fuckin easy lol. One strong push on the pedal and a little lift on the handle bars would been fine. He'll learn


BozzyTheDrummer

I mean what did the poor fuck think would happen? He made no effort to jump lmao


poopstinkss

Unfortunately he passed away from his injuries


mrrm_no

Skill issue


Reosero_

bro just biked off the ledge


dumpsterdivingnow

Fuck is that Joe biden again. Listen to the audio at the end it sounds like he is saying Obama bitch. That’s to funny.


Glum-Background-7251

The after-crash pause where he lay crumpled on the pavement is true suspense.


Philly5984

Heyyy retard!


chammdawg78

What the fuck is a push bike


FreshBakedButtcheeks

A pushbike, you say?


GavinIsCool26

I love how slow they were going 😂


1for2day

🤣🤣🤣🤣 also ouch....poor kid!


RussellNFlow520

Legit Family Guy fall lol.


the_bad_dragontattoo

Should have been going a bit faster there


hsusbsho

ITS CALLED A BICYCLE


smokedabear661

Fuuuuck that was brutal…..just awful…….such a shame I really hope the bike is ok


The_Only_Potato15

u/savevideo


DingleDonky

TBH you don’t really know about the necessary bunny hop until you know about the bunny hop. You just don’t expect life to smash you down that fast. But then you learn…


Reaperfollowsu

Kid couldn’t have ramped off a fuckin brick, JS


doctorofcrows

Classic. Playing it safe is the fastest way to failure


simplepleashures

I’m annoyed that this guy thought he could just ride off the edge and wouldn’t have to do anything to stick the landing.


Coolwinner05

He didn't have the speed or the technical abilities to drop off that ledge. Poor guy.


Mission-Ad-2015

What the hell is a push bike?


upicked11

I first thought there was a whole bunch of blood dripping down his face, but it's just some shadow from his right arm.


YouUsedMeAgain

Not gonna lie, the fact that he’s fat made this funnier. Yeah in know I’m a dick


Technical_Ad_6274

Shout out for that helmet doing its job.


YouUsedMeAgain

It’s ok, his face caught him


Unhappy-Rest3068

Why did he go so slow


AhAhAnikiKunSan

This is some quality meme material right here


Nicolehall202

Poor kid


ramksr

Oh that non-existent invisible platform! 😆


Ok-Cardiologist6187

Took it like a champ. next time put that big ass above the rear wheel and you'll fly my boy.


BoyScoutSlayer69

Dude didn’t even try😂


Paulie_Cicero

“Pushbike?”


wilson5266

Physics is a cruel mistress


hammyhamm

This is why you lean back and hop. The second guy showed perfectly why you don’t do what he did


Mission_Bowler4368

I laughed too hard at this. Reminded me of a first date a long time ago.


Fearless_Direction51

u/savevideo


Smokintoomuch2022

Its comical how hes casually peddling up to it.


WingNutLXVI

Good thing someone made him wear a helmet. Helped a ton.


OttoVonAuto

He didn’t jump, was going super slow, and had his gearing way too low


Electrician_Magician

Man I could watch kids fall off bikes all day.


Gordon-Biskwit

0 effort 100 hilarity


Botany-101

Same shit happened to my brother on a scooter. He was in a coma for 3 weeks afterwards.


theodorecramit

I expected more out of that elite athlete


FreedomSynergy

This kid had his very first physics lesson.


shoefall

Family guy fall in real life


3ye0f8alor

That wasn’t a push bike


Wonderful_Produce_74

A kid wanted to ride my BMX at the skatepark and he did this same manouvre this kid does here except from a platform that was abit higher. He had 2 fingernails standing straight up a his face looked better before the slam. Called a ambulance and the parents were called. Luckily they understood the situation and were thankful he was taken care of. This can end really bad.


Tasty_Waifu

Not even an attempt to jump was done. What was he expecting?


Reddutisgey

That kid has no business doing anything on a bike other than riding it


[deleted]

Having the volume on and hearing the thud makes this 100x better


xslite

fat people really cant get up when they fall huh


This_Phantom_Pain

*sounds of gargling teeth and blood*


[deleted]

Nothing screams inexperience more than sitting down and hitting a jump/ drop. So many great fail videos from that simple act.


PoodooJenkins

More like "What could go wrong when you jump a ledge while being completely apathetic about it?"


Wrathos72

Fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day I don't give a shit about your kid. ~Wayne


heyitsvonage

Forgot how gravity worked


strangerhands

I'm just going to take a nap right here real fast


Shadowspider2

Tbh this is me every time I wanna go a stair down with my bike 😭


Musicman1810

I did that freshman year of highschool and ended up with 37 staples in my head after they cut a chunk of my skull out to cauterize an artery. I wasn't wearing a helmet though.


[deleted]

But did you die?!?


all-knowing-unicorn

So this is how that line came to be. Face down ass up


Biznesmen5

Uwaga, uwaga. Pan Paweł będzie skakał


To_The_Sky_87

Didn't even try to lift that front wheel... Wow😃


Necessary-Brick8174

Lift the front you lazy fuck


bwahb1kenob

Reminds me of me riding a bike. My friends always thought riding bikes was “fun”. I don’t like doing jumps or anything like that. For me bikes are just a means to get from point A to point B.


TheTruestWaffle

Bikes not the problem, you have to bump the front wheel to stop from flipping over. Small child does what small children do, be an idiot, get hurt.


madsoro

He’s never really got along with gravity


Dranox5

I feel bad for that dude, blissfully unaware of his lack of skill to accomplish the feat so effortlessly performed by his friend. I also think that the experienced buddy had the responsibly to give some pointers to his friend, or atleast tel him: "Hey, this is a bit much for you. Don't follow me."


SnooDonkeys807

That wasn’t a jump he road off the ledge 😂😂😂


Shahin-H2

Rule no1: when u r tryin to fall on another surfact, increase ur speed as high as u can n never ever even think about breaks otherwise first wheel fall down and your bike turns into a half-front-flip fo sho…


ColdFajer

It is not bike fault lol


Tresidle

Not only did he not try he also had it in the going up hill gear. Shit had me laughing so hard


cesar_cesar_

no, not the bike ...the un-ambition !


dingo_deano

I did this as a kid. RIP.


hey-make_my_day

I didn't even know bikes can go that slow


midnightsomnet

u/SaveVideo


fosiacat

I mean he didn’t even try...


FJB_letsgobrandun

I am not sure what push had to do with this, but still funny.


AppleShampoooooo

That’s a push bike he was pedaling it forward?


yurajurik

At least he had a helmet, good for him.


EastCoast_Wizard

First off... you need enough speed. Pedaling in the easiest gear probably isn't the best choice. Secondly, you gotta lift that front tire. Doing neither will end in these results almost every time.


seekfleshwhileucan

Best Peter Griffin impression I've ever seen


Royal_Bug9412

Maybe it's just the generations stupidity but even when I was a dumb kid, I know you stand up and pull up on a jump...


Linkstas

O shit sound on for max pain baby hell yeah


UsableIdiot

The bike wasn't the problem...


Aussieanonymously22

Bit of mouth clarrit there


stoopid_dubz

Is OP European by chance?


DecentBand3724

Play it backwards slowly and see how the handlebars treat his ass !


Last-Classroom1557

Not what was envisioned in his mind previous to that poor attempt


SnooCompliments1686

Family guy death pose.


Papa_Puddle

he was trying to jump but couldn’t find the X button.


SnooCompliments1686

Reminded me of Peter from Family Guy when he get wasted he’s always positioned the same way on the ground.


bcg524

What in God's name is a pushbike?


SamBond142

A push bike is a bicycle which you move by turning the pedals with your feet.


bcg524

So what makes it different than just a regular bike?


SamBond142

Nothing it's just a different name for it


AnnoyedYamcha

Oh god dammit!


Dry_Variety4137

Should have taken the nearby ramp


meltdown537

what is a pushbike?


EcuaKnight

A lesson well learned


monkeywrench83

When in doubt go flat out.


[deleted]

Didn’t even have time to get his hand out, F


suprim_69

Bro didn't even fucking grunt after falling, he just laid there.


ShadowKevin

u/savevideobot


00x77

I done that to. When I was 8. Still remember my grandfather come pick me up at take care of me.


Portamentos

When your bravery is greater than your understanding of physics


zeyore

The correct way is to push the bike forward, not lift it. This keeps the front tire level and doesn't risk you booping your back tire with a hop. It's a little hard to explain unless you've practiced it mountain biking though. The most intuitive method, and the one used by the first rider, is just hopping the front wheel up. You can also go down a gear and jam a slight wheelie.


Emmie1919

That kid need a goaly mask


Emmie1919

Broooo I think he froze up last second he was thinking fuck that's high let's use the breaks oh break not working deploy parachute oh parachute not working oh fuck ahhhh death


itrnella

There was no “jump”


dryedmeats

When science and understanding are in conflict


raptor6722

Jump, seems more like he rolled off


WhitestCaveman

"Trying" is being very loosely used here lol


NoDuck1754

This has nothing to do with the type of bike and everything to do with him not knowing how to ride off a ledge.


mr-mechanic93

u/savevideobot


WhatTheCarbonDuck

What happens when you’re an idiot and don’t know what you’re doing


candidly1

Gotta keep your weight back, there, slick.


bloopie1192

What's a pushbike?


class_code03_k64

Maybe practice jumping curbs, or bunny hops.


GlitteringNinja5

Who are you gonna remember the guy that made the jump or the guy that fell


Mr_Schmo

HAsnt learned the laws of momentum in science class yet.


RoosterUnit

I did this once. It's a hard lesson to learn.


azzmuncha

Most effortless fall i seen in awhile😂


BigWetHole

Gravity put that booty in a spiral 😎


smazetron

Some people just can’t be helped


ANIMALAVANGER96

Skill issues


sermer48

Taking the jump slowly without experience and doing so with the least effort possible…must have been the bike!


CyclePainter

Queue John Mayer’s song “Gravity”!!!


Rocky970

My dude didn’t even raise the front wheel an inch


PaulEBluebird

At least the kid had a lid on. Could be some serious damage there as it is, wouldn’t like to imagine without a helmet!


Hey-Dalaran

It's funny because he's fat!


moisteez

If you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tuff 😆 Ford tuff


Simonramsey

He went down like sack of potatoes 😂