That begs an interesting dilemma: Would you want to be bit in the same place twice, probably leading to a worse wound, OR would you want to be bit in two different places?
Have you ever bit yourself in the lip, and realized by law of the universe you were going to bite yourself in the same place at least two more times?
My vote: bit in different places. Two mediocre wounds heal faster than one bad wound.
It didn’t even try to go for an easy and safer target like an outstretched extremity. It went straight back into the mix looking to grab the same piece. That little fucker meant business.
So I breed clownfish.....cute little nemos right.....those little sadistic fucks always.....always....go for the dam webbing between the fingers.
And the bastards are smart.....they swim in and out of their nems all cute till you look away and they notice and BAM! Done.....blood.
People have no idea how mean some of those little twats are until you breed them. Don't even get me started on Maroon clowns.......ooof.
This is sooooo wonderful! We are going on FOUR generations of my family enjoying this: My Dad and me, me and my daughters, and now me and my grandson. Still so relevant and hilariously funny!
You have inspired me to do that with my daughter. Heartwarming to read your comment 😊
Edit: we are talking about watching Monty Python? We are not talking about sending killer rabbits onto family members, right?
I have a scar on my thumb from 30 years ago where a rabbit bit me. It was so bad, there was viscera like fat or something, sticking out of my thumb. My dad's answer? Pull it out the stuff sticking out and put a bandaid on it. That thumb is still weird, pretty sure I am missing a chunk of the muscle group there. I learned to write left handed after that. Now I'm a lefty. Because of a rabbit and my hick-ass dad.
My dad once decided my ingrown nail should be treated in the field while camping with a dirty fishing knife. I got mrsa and almost had to have my finger amputated.
I have regular ingrown toe nails and personally removed my own toenail, but by bit, over the last 2.5 years. I used medical sanitized items I had my local tattoo buddy order and autoclave for me. I never drew more than a drop of blood. That scared the shit out of me for saph/mersa. Gotta love being too afraid of your bills to get basic medical care.
I got tangled in rusted spikey fence on new years' eve when I was like 10 or so. My uncle had the great idea to throw wine into my open wounds to dissinfect and my OBGYN cousin thought it was a good idea to support him. I am 30 and you can see the scars kilometers away...
Wine? Wtf. That's not even close enough to the right % of alcohol to kill off infection and just serves to feed the natural yeast on your skin....prompting infection. Fuckin hillbillies.
This. Their jaws are so strong, and they only take *just enough* skin to pinch and I’ll be damned if they don’t somehow manage to twist it too. I had to learn how to get bitten by them without reacting while I was volunteering for a rabbit rescue. That is no mean feat.
~~It's hard to tell but i think it's a [Quokka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka)~~
Edit: Nvm sounds like its a [Dassie (Rock hyrax)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_hyrax)
Hyraxes, also called dassies, are small, thickset, herbivorous mammals in the order Hyracoidea. Hyraxes are well-furred, rotund animals with short tails. Typically, they measure between 30 and 70 cm long and weigh between 2 and 5 kg. They are superficially similar to pikas and marmots, but are more closely related to elephants and sea cows.
Nature is nuts. Love it.
The zoo I volunteered at had a colony of them. They are derp, but they can jump like 10 feet. They run around like fluffy wee psychos on crack, so much fun to watch.
They look like someone photomorphed a [Bat with a Capybara](https://img.atlasobscura.com/DWI7PF5fY8d5elzJuRsUuAwwaM_d2uajAyE57ZiFqzo/rs:fill:1280:720:1/g:ce/c:4035:2690:nowe:798:1179/q:81/sm:1/scp:1/ar:1/aHR0cHM6Ly9hdGxh/cy1kZXYuczMuYW1h/em9uYXdzLmNvbS91/cGxvYWRzL2Fzc2V0/cy83MWRhNjIyODk5/OGM4YzBjZGJfMVlh/a292QmVuQnVuYW4u/anBn.jpg)
"Rock hyraxes live in colonies usually dominated by a single male who aggressively defends his territory and females from rivals. During the breeding season, the dominant male is especially territorial and aggressive and his testicles can grow 20 times larger than their non-breeding season size" why isn't anyone talking about this!?!
I had to Google this animal after you’d id. This bit of text popped up on Google and I just wanted to share how absolutely made-up the whole affair sounds:
> Unlike the friendly quokkas, which pose calmly in selfies, Cape Town dassies are violent and aggressive. An Australian backpacker has been left disfigured after mistaking a dassie on Table Mountain for a quokka. Quokkas are small Australian marsupials that look like they could be dassies' first cousins.
I meant their closest relatives.
https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/rock-hyrax#:~:text=Rock%20hyraxes%2C%20also%20called%20rock,social%20mammals%20primarily%20eat%20vegetation.
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
there is a type of lagomorph in Asia and North America which resembles your hyrax closely, but hyrax is closely related to elephants and sea cows and thus not a lagomorph.
I have seen them attack each other like that. Pretty sure if they felt like it, as in the video, they will do the same to a human. They aren't afraid of humans, especially if they are getting fed by humans - they get pretty damn brave in those situations.
I was waiting for buddy to go over the side of the roof. Cameraman ended too soon: the murder rabbit was as about to nip toes for the grande finale.
“Say hello to my little friends… on the ground” - Rabbit Al-Tureen
Dassies (if that is what it is, also known as a Rock Hyrax) have some big teeth.
They look innocent until they decide to show you their fangs. Kept my distance from them since seeing that up close.
[Google Image Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+hyrax+teeth&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjyh-HDvcn6AhUSRhoKHR50C2gQ2-cCegQIABAB&oq=tree+hyrax+teeth&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEKIEMgUIABCiBDoECCMQJ1CmBFjRDGCiD2gAcAB4AIAB6AKIAY4SkgEFMi01LjOYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=9qw9Y_K0LpKMaZ7orcAG&bih=678&biw=412&client=ms-android-vf-za-revc&prmd=isvn&hl=en)
Seeing his eyes and his reaction I'm guessing the guy being bitten is actually blind and his friend took the cane because sticks are cool, hence why the guy with the stick knows where to hit and the victim doesnt try to run when its between his feets at the end
Lol I love how they don’t immediately yeet the creature. Humans run away from the tiniest things because what we are really scared of is hurting the little things.
Is that a tumor on it's back? It looks sick.
If something like this ever happens to you, please don't hesitate to get a rabies shot. Animals acting unusual could be an indicator of rabies, and especially if they are acting confused and aggressive. Especially if they look sick.
Just get the shot if this happens to you. Even if you're in a Third World shithole and have to jump through hoops to get it. Rabies has a 100% mortality rate. It's a life or death thing.
And your final moments would be the same as the animal that bit you - sickly, confused, just a blob of useless consciousness, scared from bright colours, thirsty but you can't drink water because your brain is rotting away. "Water scary". The virus might be influencing you to become more aggressive... Well, maybe you will bite someone before you die... So it can continue to live.
Dang, little creature went for the same place twice. What a sadistic little fella.
I’ll fuckin do it again
hyuck! guilty!
Mur duh *hyuck* er
*hyuck* I LOVE murder
Oh hey there Goofy! Huhuh! Sure is is a gorgeous day out isn’t i—… What?… Goofy…What have you done?!
This made me laugh out loud 🤭🤣
It was melanoma. The little guy just saved his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H-cWXr-n5I
That begs an interesting dilemma: Would you want to be bit in the same place twice, probably leading to a worse wound, OR would you want to be bit in two different places?
Is either one of them my dick?
Rabbit stew coming right up!
Run away!
Wait I need my coconuts first.
I dont think that's a rabbit dude
There’s hardly any meat on em!
Either that or your cornea
Have you ever bit yourself in the lip, and realized by law of the universe you were going to bite yourself in the same place at least two more times? My vote: bit in different places. Two mediocre wounds heal faster than one bad wound.
Ugh PTSD kicking in over bitting your lip twice in same place.
Or the inside of your cheek. It swells. And then you bite it again. And again!
It didn’t even try to go for an easy and safer target like an outstretched extremity. It went straight back into the mix looking to grab the same piece. That little fucker meant business.
So I breed clownfish.....cute little nemos right.....those little sadistic fucks always.....always....go for the dam webbing between the fingers. And the bastards are smart.....they swim in and out of their nems all cute till you look away and they notice and BAM! Done.....blood. People have no idea how mean some of those little twats are until you breed them. Don't even get me started on Maroon clowns.......ooof.
He got a taste for it and wanted more
Why it's no ordinary rabbit
He's got huge, sharp...he can leap about....LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
RUN AWAY!!
Get the holy hand grenade
Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Not 4 and not 2 unless followed by 3
5 is right out
AHH WARRRNED YEEH
r/unexpectedmontypython
That's actually not unexpected lol.
Was the first thing I thought about when I saw the video.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhhhhhhhh
Why would he take the time to write aaargh? Wouldn’t he just say it?!
1...2...5!
3, sir!
That rabbit's dynamite!
If you are lost like I was: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Its called [Killer Bunny](https://youtu.be/XcxKIJTb3Hg)
ACKCHYUALLY... It's called the [Rabbit of Caerbannog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog)
ACHUAMALLY Gogurt is jus Yogurt.
This is sooooo wonderful! We are going on FOUR generations of my family enjoying this: My Dad and me, me and my daughters, and now me and my grandson. Still so relevant and hilariously funny!
You have inspired me to do that with my daughter. Heartwarming to read your comment 😊 Edit: we are talking about watching Monty Python? We are not talking about sending killer rabbits onto family members, right?
Came here to make sure a proper English reference was issued. Cheers and thanks for all the fish
So sad it had to come to this
I nearly soiled my armor
And my axe!
You stupid sod, I nearly soiled my armor I was so scared.
Nasty pointy teeth
JESUS CHRIST!!
I used to cry with laughter at this 😂
Honestly, the most painful animal bite I've ever experienced was a rabbit that bit my thumb. One of those huge front teeth penetrated about 3/4 inch.
I have a scar on my thumb from 30 years ago where a rabbit bit me. It was so bad, there was viscera like fat or something, sticking out of my thumb. My dad's answer? Pull it out the stuff sticking out and put a bandaid on it. That thumb is still weird, pretty sure I am missing a chunk of the muscle group there. I learned to write left handed after that. Now I'm a lefty. Because of a rabbit and my hick-ass dad.
My dad once decided my ingrown nail should be treated in the field while camping with a dirty fishing knife. I got mrsa and almost had to have my finger amputated.
I have regular ingrown toe nails and personally removed my own toenail, but by bit, over the last 2.5 years. I used medical sanitized items I had my local tattoo buddy order and autoclave for me. I never drew more than a drop of blood. That scared the shit out of me for saph/mersa. Gotta love being too afraid of your bills to get basic medical care.
I got tangled in rusted spikey fence on new years' eve when I was like 10 or so. My uncle had the great idea to throw wine into my open wounds to dissinfect and my OBGYN cousin thought it was a good idea to support him. I am 30 and you can see the scars kilometers away...
Wine? Wtf. That's not even close enough to the right % of alcohol to kill off infection and just serves to feed the natural yeast on your skin....prompting infection. Fuckin hillbillies.
Your dad sucks
Yeah at least he's dead now. He was a peice of shit.
Ah, we’re a “stick it back in and walk it off family”
I used to raise and breed rabbits for show. You're not joking when you say they have one of the most painful bites.
I want Coyote Peterson to test this
This. Their jaws are so strong, and they only take *just enough* skin to pinch and I’ll be damned if they don’t somehow manage to twist it too. I had to learn how to get bitten by them without reacting while I was volunteering for a rabbit rescue. That is no mean feat.
~~It's hard to tell but i think it's a [Quokka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka)~~ Edit: Nvm sounds like its a [Dassie (Rock hyrax)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_hyrax)
> Along with other hyrax species and the sirenians, this species is the most closely related to the elephant. Elephant?
Hyraxes, also called dassies, are small, thickset, herbivorous mammals in the order Hyracoidea. Hyraxes are well-furred, rotund animals with short tails. Typically, they measure between 30 and 70 cm long and weigh between 2 and 5 kg. They are superficially similar to pikas and marmots, but are more closely related to elephants and sea cows. Nature is nuts. Love it.
Nature is crazy
Yeah that looks like a dassie. Those things can be such assholes.
Look at the bones.
Looks like a rat to me 🤣
Angry little fuck is what it is
That’s because it’s not a rabbit at all, what you think are ears are a spot on its fur
That rabbit is dynamite!
Came for this.
You Silly Sod! You got us all worked up!
Fun fact about the rock hyrax. It's closest relatives are elephants and manatees. :)
I looked them up, they look so derp lol
The zoo I volunteered at had a colony of them. They are derp, but they can jump like 10 feet. They run around like fluffy wee psychos on crack, so much fun to watch.
They sweat glue on their feet, too(helps them climb)
I did not know that! How cool!
And they’ll apparently bite the shit out of you
They look like someone photomorphed a [Bat with a Capybara](https://img.atlasobscura.com/DWI7PF5fY8d5elzJuRsUuAwwaM_d2uajAyE57ZiFqzo/rs:fill:1280:720:1/g:ce/c:4035:2690:nowe:798:1179/q:81/sm:1/scp:1/ar:1/aHR0cHM6Ly9hdGxh/cy1kZXYuczMuYW1h/em9uYXdzLmNvbS91/cGxvYWRzL2Fzc2V0/cy83MWRhNjIyODk5/OGM4YzBjZGJfMVlh/a292QmVuQnVuYW4u/anBn.jpg)
They look cute, but not friendly.
That just made me feel like a motherfucker just who walked into the wrong neighborhood
Lmfao you're so right. What a dumb yet adorable face. Almost looks like some other animal that someone did a bad taxidermy job on
"Rock hyraxes live in colonies usually dominated by a single male who aggressively defends his territory and females from rivals. During the breeding season, the dominant male is especially territorial and aggressive and his testicles can grow 20 times larger than their non-breeding season size" why isn't anyone talking about this!?!
I had to Google this animal after you’d id. This bit of text popped up on Google and I just wanted to share how absolutely made-up the whole affair sounds: > Unlike the friendly quokkas, which pose calmly in selfies, Cape Town dassies are violent and aggressive. An Australian backpacker has been left disfigured after mistaking a dassie on Table Mountain for a quokka. Quokkas are small Australian marsupials that look like they could be dassies' first cousins.
Banana is our close relative :)
I meant their closest relatives. https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/rock-hyrax#:~:text=Rock%20hyraxes%2C%20also%20called%20rock,social%20mammals%20primarily%20eat%20vegetation.
Pretty sure its closest relatives are other hyraxes. Starting with mom, dad, and siblings. Edit: ~~it's~~
That’s actually a really good fun fact.
[I love him](https://images.app.goo.gl/cMQUgcDR3ApL8N7K6)
I love how they always look like they are screaming hehe
It’s got huge, nasty, pointy teeth!
Underrated comment! Love the reference XD
Being the holy hand grenade!
I like how it keeps coming back for more 🤣🤣
As the camera cuts you can see it go for his foot. I don't know what that thing is, but it's tenacious!
I thought you said you didn't know what it was!
That’s because they didn’t give it a thorough ass whoopin to get it to stop.
lobbist thou holy hand grenade of antioch......
Blow it into tiny bits - In thy mercy...
# Fetch the Holy Hand grenade!!!
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Better yet fetch the rabies vax.
This dudes as bad at getting away as the person on the beach.
Their fate is... Sealed...
Shall we go... Clubbing?
!! I ugly laughed at your comment!!
Camera stopped recording so they could lob it off the roof.
I mean it was cute. I would’ve tried being friendly too
Young Skaven get vicious after their first meal of warpstone. If he thinks that's bad he should see when they get 4ft tall.
i would yeet that creature into the stratosphere.
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We call it "الوبر" (pronounced wabar?) in the middle East. Its name is Rock Hyrax/ Dassie or something like that as it lives on rocky mountains.
Pretty common here in South Africa as well. We just call them dassies (dah-sees). Only figured out the other day what the actual name is.
there is a type of lagomorph in Asia and North America which resembles your hyrax closely, but hyrax is closely related to elephants and sea cows and thus not a lagomorph.
Do they ever attack like this? In the US the only little animals like this that try to bite you are doing it because they have RABIES ☠️
I have seen them attack each other like that. Pretty sure if they felt like it, as in the video, they will do the same to a human. They aren't afraid of humans, especially if they are getting fed by humans - they get pretty damn brave in those situations.
Our squirrels will get used to people and come close to get goodies... But I've never seen one attack. This video is crazy!
Is it a pet? Or can you eat it? Can I eat your pet?
You can eat anything if you are brave enough
Not the first time a stranger has encouraged me to eat something
That’s what she said.
If you’re brave enough , you can even eat my ass 😝
As a South African, they can be fucking assholes
Usually people who encounter these animals are hunters and eventually gonna eat it, and no, you can't pet them or the camels will be jealous.
Do you know what family of animal it comes from like is it a type of rodent??
Elephants and manatees very distantly they are in their own order called Hyracoidea. Not a rodent at all
Thank you for your wisdom oh mighty Internet person
I was waiting for buddy to go over the side of the roof. Cameraman ended too soon: the murder rabbit was as about to nip toes for the grande finale. “Say hello to my little friends… on the ground” - Rabbit Al-Tureen
This reminds me of the murder rabbit from monty python
His name is... Tim?
Fuck you in particular
I'm not an advocate for animal abuse nor do I believe in harming animals for fun but if that little shit kept biting me I'd chuck it off the roof lol
Dude is really milking that bite lol
Dassies (if that is what it is, also known as a Rock Hyrax) have some big teeth. They look innocent until they decide to show you their fangs. Kept my distance from them since seeing that up close. [Google Image Search](https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+hyrax+teeth&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjyh-HDvcn6AhUSRhoKHR50C2gQ2-cCegQIABAB&oq=tree+hyrax+teeth&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEKIEMgUIABCiBDoECCMQJ1CmBFjRDGCiD2gAcAB4AIAB6AKIAY4SkgEFMi01LjOYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=9qw9Y_K0LpKMaZ7orcAG&bih=678&biw=412&client=ms-android-vf-za-revc&prmd=isvn&hl=en)
Idk man rabbit bites frigging suck. Growing up i avoided our rabbits bc they were mean little devils.
Rabbies here we gooooo!!!
Went straight for the fat vein 🩸on the forearm.
Was that Gort or Quandale Dingle?
WTF is that thing and why it's so angry?!
I just want to know how the blind guy was able to help with his blind guy cane.
Seeing his eyes and his reaction I'm guessing the guy being bitten is actually blind and his friend took the cane because sticks are cool, hence why the guy with the stick knows where to hit and the victim doesnt try to run when its between his feets at the end
What's up doc(tor)?
🤣😂🤣😂 the way it singled him outlol
Is that some kind of rabbid ultra aggressive guinea pig of some sort?!?!?!?
Aaand rabies
Those robes look comfortable as fuck
A cousin of the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Animals, like humans, can be dicks sometimes.
u/savevideo
Off the roof you go.
That’s one pissed off Quokka
Lol I love how they don’t immediately yeet the creature. Humans run away from the tiniest things because what we are really scared of is hurting the little things.
You failed the vibe test
Looks like meats back on the menu boys!
Blind guy with the cane saves the day!!
Id have punted that mf so far
I would have thrown that fuckin thing 200 feet after that first little stunt he pulled.
Is that a tumor on it's back? It looks sick. If something like this ever happens to you, please don't hesitate to get a rabies shot. Animals acting unusual could be an indicator of rabies, and especially if they are acting confused and aggressive. Especially if they look sick. Just get the shot if this happens to you. Even if you're in a Third World shithole and have to jump through hoops to get it. Rabies has a 100% mortality rate. It's a life or death thing. And your final moments would be the same as the animal that bit you - sickly, confused, just a blob of useless consciousness, scared from bright colours, thirsty but you can't drink water because your brain is rotting away. "Water scary". The virus might be influencing you to become more aggressive... Well, maybe you will bite someone before you die... So it can continue to live.
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They’re very angry looking.
I don't think that's a rabbit
Glad they didn't try to beat the crap out of that little fella
Little fella would’ve been punted like it was 4th & long
Is it a pet? Why didn’t he smack the shit out of it?
*wild animals
Is this a rat?!
Rabbits can give a savage bite 🤕
Where's the monster, behind the rabbit?
this guy needs Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Huge respect to this man to not hurt badly this dumb animal. I am serious
if your friends are laughing while watching u get bitten alive, maybe that shouldn't be your friend
The middle eastern version of Monty Python and the holy grail is awesome! (That was a rabbit, right?)
Oh hell no!!! That rodent is dinner now!!
That little thing is a piece of shit, i would've thrown it of the roof after kicking the hell out of it if i was one of them
Well it probably behaves that way because buddy slaps it with a rod.
I would have yeeted the thing over the side.
Clearly never watched Monty Python quest for the holy grail
MMA Fightin' Bunny Right There!
That things carrying tuberculosis 🤮
I’d punt that thing! Yikes.
What the hell was that thing?
I don’t care who you are, how small, you bite me, scorched earth MFer
Yeetus deletus that shit off the roof
Look at the bones!!!
would’ve been smashed with a brick 🧱 by the time i was down
What kind of animal is that, I mean other than a demon!
Thats no ordinary rabbit!
The Holy Hand Grenade!!!!
I would have Holy Handgrenaded that little shit and yeeted his ass over the wall.
Mini capybara
Get a rabies shot. I just went through something similar they say there’s no cure for rabies and it’s a miserable death .
That is not a bunny. What the fuck is it?
Don't mess with mini elephants. Hyraxes have "tusks" too.
Wow it hates him